Editing Winnie the Pooh Meets Slappy and the Stinkers/Transcript (section)

== Opening/Dartmoor Academy/Meet the Stinkers ==
(The movie opens in the fictional town of Springville at Dartmoor Academy, where Roy, the groundskeeper, was mowing the lawn on a lawn mower. Inside, school principal, Morgan Brinway was teaching the students how to opera sing as his assistant, Harriet was playing the piano)

Mr. Brinway: (singing) I am the monarch of the sea

The ruler of the queen's navy

Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants

Mr. Brinway and Students: (singing) And these/we are my/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts

(Sonny raises his hand and pretends he has to use the restroom and Harriet nods yes)

And these/we are my/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts

(Sonny runs out of the room with Mr. Brinway confused)

Students: (singing) And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts

And we are his sisters and (Mr. Brinway joins in) his cousins and his aunts

Mr. Brinway: (singing) When at anchor here I ride

My bosom swells with pride

(Spencer and Max laugh)

Mr. Brinway: (singing) And I snap my fingers at a foreman's taunts

(Lucy and Witz also raise their hands)

Mr. Brinway and Students: And so do my/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts

(Harriet nods and they go, too)

Students: And so do his sisters and his cousins and his aunts

Mr. Brinway and Students: (singing) My/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts

(Mr. Brinway at Harriet, confused and then he continues instructing)

Mr. Brinway: (singing) I am the monarch of the sea

The ruler of the queen's navy

Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants

(Loaf and Domino also raise their hands)

Mr. Brinway and Students: (singing) And these/we are my/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts

Students: (singing) And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts

(Harriet nods and they go)

Mr. Brinway and Students: (singing) And these/we are my/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts

My/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts

(Loaf and Domino exit the music room and meet up with Sonny, Lucy, and Witz)

Sonny: Right on schedule.

(They go down the stairs)

Witz: What about Mr. Brinway? Maybe we should pee, just to make it look good.

Sonny: He's too busy singing.

Mr. Brinway: Do you realize you just let all the Stinkers leave at the same time?

Harriet: I hate it when you call them Stinkers.

Mr. Brinway: Well, that's what they are. (singing) We sail the ocean blue (speaking) And there is no way that they all had to relieve themselves at the same time.

Harriet: When you got to go, you got to go.

Mr. Brinway: Spencer. Max.

(They come up to him)

Mr. Brinway: Got a little job for you.

(Outside, at Roy's tool shed)

Witz: Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. If Roy catches us in here, we're dead. And we're stealing his tools, he's going to kill us twice.

Sonny: Witz, we're on a tight schedule. Are you in or are you out?

Witz: Well, I'm--I'm--I'm--I'm in. Definitely in.

Sonny: Good. 'Cause you're going to be our test pilot.

Witz: I'm out! I'm out.

Domino: All right, Witz, you the man.

Witz: The man's out. I'm out. 

(Domino noogies him) 

Witz: Domino, will you quit noogying me? I'm getting a headache. (groans)

(Spencer and Max were hiding behind a bush, spying on them. They run back into the music room)

Spencer Dane, Jr.: Mr. Brinway. We saw them

Mr. Brinway: Not now. This is my number. (singing) I am the captain of the pinafore

Spencer Dane Jr.: You're right. The Stinkers were up to something.

Mr. Brinway: What? (singing) I'm very, very good and be it understood 

I command a right good crew

Max Straus: Yeah, they were stealing Roy's leaf blower.

Mr. Brinway: Roy's leaf blower? What are those Stinkers doing with a leaf blower?

(Outside, we see the heroes were walking by)

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(Domino starts up the leaf blower on their makeshift plane. Witz was sitting in the seat with a football helmet on)

Lucy: Will you sit still?

Witz: Sorry. I'm about to go where no kid has ever gone before.

Sonny: Lucy, make sure his helmet's on tight. He could land on his head.

Witz: My head? Sonny, why me?

Lucy: Witz: You should be happy. You're going to be the first kid to fly in a desk chair.

Witz: Did you say die in a desk chair?

Pooh Bear: Hello, is anybody here?

Sonny: Oh, hey, guys. We didn't see you there

Loaf: What are your names?

Pooh Bear: Well, this is Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eeyore.

Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.

Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.

Brock: My name's Brock, and I'm a Pokémon breeder.

Misty: And I'm Misty. My specialty is water Pokémon.

Togepi: Togi.

Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum, and I'm trying to be a Pokémon master

Pikachu: Pika.

Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah. And this is Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Miss Frizzle: I’m Valerie Frizzle. And this is my class and my pet Liz.

Timon: I'm Timon.

Pumbaa: Pumbaa!

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Tennessee Tuxedo: Tennessee Tuxedo is the name, and this is my chump, Chumley.

Chumley: Uh, please to meet ya.

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Dash: This here's Tip and I'm Dash.

Velma Dinkley: Pleasure to meet you.

Tigger: Uh, who are you?

Sonny: I'm Sonny and this is Loaf, Domino, Lucy...

Witz: And I'm Allen Witzowitz.

Sonny: We call him "Witz".

Lampy: Why is he wearing a football helmet and why is he on this desk chair attached to plane wings? 

Baloo: And why are you standing out in front of the school? 

Sonny: We're using Roy, our groundskeeper's leaf blower as an engine for this plane and Witz is our test pilot. 

Bagheera: You really shouldn't be out during school hours. 

King Louie: And he shouldn't be your test pilot. 

Lucy: Finished. 

(Lucy painted a big "S" on Witz's helmet) 

Domino: What's you do that for?

Lucy: "S" is for Stinkers.

Wanda Li: Why are you called the "Stinkers"?

Lucy: Mr. Brinway calls us that. Why not let him know we were coming?

Piglet: Who's Mr. Brinway?

Lucy: He's our principal.

Loaf: Ready for takeoff. Just remember, if something goes wrong, hit the eject button on the arm. I rigged A C.O.2 rocket under Mr. Brinway's chair with a parachute.

Witz: Parachute?! I'm out of here!

Sonny: Witz, just close your eyes. It'll be fun. Everybody, stand clear.

Loaf: Deploy!

(Domino starts up the reef blower.)

Domino: This is just like Apollo 13. Me and my pop saw it 6 times.

Sonny: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Witz: Tell my mother I loved her.

(The reef blower tries to move, but it loosens off)

Domino: Houston, we've got a problem.

(They run after the reef blower while Witz is still sitting in Mr. Brinway's chair)

Lucy: Uh-oh.