Editing Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone 3/Transcript (section)

== Final battle ==
Alice Ribbons: Good afternoon. My husband and I have just moved into your neighborhood.

Mrs. Hess: What do you want, a Wilkie button? 

Peter Beaupre: A package was to be delivered to us, but the driver got confused and perhaps he brought it here.

Mrs. Hess: Nope. They didn't bring anything here. 

Peter Beaupre: The delivery company said that no one answered the door, and the driver left it in the garage.

(Alex looks worried and then he changes his TV to a different security camera. Alice takes Mrs. Hess into the garage and closes the garage door.)

Mrs. Hess: Sometimes they leave stuff at the backdoor. Why are you closing the door?

Alice Ribbons: I left my heart in San Francisco.

(Cuts back to Alex's house where Unger was at the back.)

Burton Jernigan: Looks like the little rug rat has the place locked up pretty tight.

(Alex closes the window as the scene shows an electric box attached to a chair and Jernigan approaches. Alex goes downstairs to the front door and shows outside with the wires wrapped in yarn with a sign saying, "DANGER Electrical Energy <u>Don't</u> <u>Get</u> Electrocuted". Unger approaches.)

Earl Unger: (laughing) Jernigan, I think I'm gonna enjoy this. It's been a long time since I was a kid. You forget how incredibly stupid they are. (takes out some wire cutters)

Burton Jernigan: Now, you be careful. Sometimes when kids get scared, they wet their pants.

Ash Ketchum: (whispers) Pikachu, Thunderbolt attack!

(Jernigan sits on a chair, unaware that it was electric gets shocked, as does Unger as he cuts the wires and they both get shocked. The shells on Jernigan's sash fire and launches him off the chair a couple of times.)

Peter Beaupre: Mr. Unger?

(Unger groans in pain.)

Earl Unger: (high-pitched voice) I'm all right.

(Jernigan gets up and a blast knocks him out. Unger jumps over the fence but runs into the welcome mat and slips on the marbles and he hits the door.)

Peter Beaupre: Mr. Unger, what are you doing?

Earl Unger: Don't touch the yarn. It's wired. 

(Beaupre unplugs the cord.)

Earl Unger: The kid's got the place booby-trapped.

Peter Beaupre: Make no assumptions.

Earl Unger: Watch the welcome mat.

Peter Beaupre: This boy is clever. Have you tried the door?

Earl Unger: Uh, not yet.

Peter Beaupre: Let me point something out to you. 

(He feels a wire in front of the door as Unger notices that it's attached to a barbell on the roof.)

Earl Unger: Missed that.

Peter Beaupre: Stand clear.

(Peter cuts the rope, which loosens the measuring tape.)

Peter Beaupre: Maybe he's not so clever after all.

Earl Unger: Yeah, I-I just think we're having an off day.

(Suddenly, the measuring tape loosens the skateboard and the trunk full of books fell out the window.)

Both: (screaming)

(The trunk falls on them. The scene cuts to Mrs. Hess' garage where Alice was taping Mrs. Hess to a chair.)

Alice Ribbons: A thought for you to consider: At airport security, make sure you have the right package. I certainly hope that you're not fond of that little boy across the street. (opens the door) I'll leave this open. Fresh air will be good for you. 

(The scene cuts to Jernigan still feeling pain from when he sat on the chair. He notices the electric box and disconnects the cables.)

Burton Jernigan: You think you're smart, you little brat! Unger, what's your status?

(Shows a fishing hook and a hose.)

Burton Jernigan: Unger! Unger?

(Jernigan walks into the fishing pole and it gets caught on his jacket. He hears his jacket rip and then prepares to fight, thinking someone has caught him as the camera shows a hose wheel where the string is attached to as it turns the wheel and turns on the hose. Jernigan feels the string and then pulls on it, causing the water to spray on him. He turns off the hose, but then another hose beneath him turns on.)

Ash Ketchum: Cyndaquil, Flamethrower!

Misty: Staryu, Tackle attack!

(The scene cuts to Beaupre and Unger recovering from the trunk of books falling on them and Unger takes a piece of wood out of his hair. Cuts back inside the house where Alex is about to cut a string.)

Alex Pruitt: Heads up. (cuts the string)

Earl Unger: How did that happen?

Peter Beaupre: I don't know.

Ash Ketchum: Bayleef, Razor Leaf!

(Bayleef unleashes a booby trap that releases a barbell on Beaupre and Unger.]

Alex Pruitt: Ouch.

Ash Ketchum: That's gotta hurt.

(Alex and the heroes go upstairs as Alice finds Beaupre and Unger lying on the doorstep.)

Alice Ribbons: You got hit with a book?

Earl Unger: ''Books''. Plural. A trunk full of books. Then a set of weights. We got hit twice, you dumb broad.

Alice Ribbons: Excuse me, Mr. Unger. I didn't get taken down by an infant.

Peter Beaupre: We didn't anticipate the defense the boy would mount. I'll go in the front. Mr. Unger, you take the north side. Alice, you take the south side. Where is Mr. Jernigan?

(Shows Jernigan still getting sprayed with water. He bends the hose, but then it sprays water on him again. The scene cuts to the crooks' van and a snowplow plowing snow, passing by the van. Then the scene cuts to the airport where Jack is still at due the flights being delayed.)

Woman (on PA): Attention, travelers. All flights to Chicago continue to be delayed due to severe weather. Please stand by for further details.

(The scene cuts back to the Pruitt house where Alex was drilling the front door shut. Beaupre unlocks the door but couldn't open it. The scene cuts to Unger taking out a knife and then Alex goes into another room and goes under a table. Unger uses his knife to unlatch the gate from the outisde as Alex prepares his trap. Unger opens the window but sees the trap with a water balloon and a sack of plaster.)

Alex Pruitt: Hi.

(Alex activates the tarp by slinging the water balloon and plaster at Unger and then Unger falls back. Then we see Alice going to a different gate around the back, which is also locked. She goes to find the lock but puts her hand in a bucket of adhesive past. She leaves her glove inside the past and then the scene cuts back to Beaupre.)

Peter Beaupre: (as he peeks into the mailslot of Alex's house) You can run, but you can't hide, Junior.

Alex Pruitt: Surprise.

(He sprays black paint to Beaupre's eyes.)

Alex Pruitt: What a loser.

(Suddenly, Beaupre was using an electric saw to cut the door open as Alex runs to a different room. The scene cuts to a hose spraying water, making mud. Alice manages to go over the gate, but as she got over, she lands in some mud. She loses her balance and then falls on the wire and causes the flowerpot to fall on her and then she lands face first in the mud. We cut to Jernigan, and he sees an open window.)

Burton Jernigan: Ah! Huh.

(We cut back to Unger coughing and gagging from the plaster and water and then he puts a twig in his nose. Jernigan enters the garage and sees a ladder. As he goes to pick up the ladder, he sees a pair of legs, thinking it's Alex.)

Burton Jernigan: I got him!

(He pulls on the legs, revealing they're from a dummy, activating the next trap. Jernigan keeps pulling on the dummy, which was attached to a string, activating a lawn mower.)

Burt Jernigan: (sees the dummy) Huh! (throws the dummy to the ground)

(The lawnmower then comes down and falls on him as we hear Jernigan screaming. We cut back to Alice, walking in the mud. She pulls one leg up and then falls back first in the mud as another flowerpot falls on her. We cut back to inside the garage with the lawn mower smoking and Jernigan was scalped from the lawn mower. He sees his hair that was cut off.)

Burton Jerniagn: (feels his head) Huh? (panic gasping)

(We cut to Unger opening a window. He pulls the blind cord, but it moves a ruler and then the shutter falls on his head. Beaupre finishes sawing the door open and then opens the door with a string attached as it pulls the string with a doll on the inside of the closet door. The doll starts crying as Beaupre hears it and cocks his shotgun. Alex peeks from the top of the stairs.)

Peter Beaupre: You are dead, kid.

(He opens the door as the trap activates with a boxing glove hitting him between the legs. He then falls back and then his shotgun fires. We cut back to Alice taking a piece of the flowerpot off of her as she gets out of the mud. Unger opens the window to the living room and checks if the window won't fall on him. As he climbs in the window, he steps into two Mega Blocks wagons of adhesive paste. He tries to step out, but it was no use. We cut to Alex watching his TV on security cameras in the attic.)

Alex Pruitt: (gasps)

(Alex goes downstairs as Jernigan goes up the ladder to the attic.)

Burton Jernigan: Now things are lookin' up! 

(Alex opens the door and gasps.)

Burt Jernigan: Gotcha!

(As he steps down, he falls into another trap.)

Alex Pruitt: See ya.

(Jerniagn continues falling though the house until he lands on a toilet. Then the toilet falls through the floor as water comes out.)

Burt Jernigan: Ugh. Yuck.

(Unger is trying to roll on the Mega Blocks wagons while his feet are still stuck in them.)

Earl Unger: Steady. Yeah.

(Unger tried to walk in them, but it wasn't easy. We cut to Alice as she brushes snow of the back steps.)

Alice Ribbons: Well, well, well.

(She swings on the rails to get over.)

Alice Ribbons: Nice try, kid.

(Suddenly, the bottoms of the rails have been sawed loose and then Alice falls on the steps. We cut to Beaupre inside the house. Alex turns on the baby monitor as Beaupre walks into the living room and then steps on a whoopie cushion under the carpet. Alex crosses out Dining Room on his map. We cut back to Alice recovering from falling on the loose steps. She flips over the steps to get over them to get on the back porch. As she walks the door, some loose planks hit behind her and she falls down to the basement as Beaupre heard her screaming. Unger rolls out of control on the wagons and then crashes into something off-screen.)

Peter Beaupre: (walks out the back door) Alice?

(Then the loose planks hit him, and he falls down into the basement on Alice and he shoots his gun a few times. Unger is sill rolling on the wagons as he opens the door to the basement.)

Earl Unger: I'm coming down! 

(Then he trips a plank that was drilled beneath the doorway, and he falls down the stairs. He hits a freezer and then a rat trap snaps on his hand. He falls from rolling on the wagons and then shoots his gun upwards at a pipe and then waste from the pipe drips on him and shows water from a toilet in the bathroom going down it as more waste drips on Unger. We briefly cut to the Illinois Federal Trust where Karen was brushing snow off her car and then back to Beaupre and Alice coming into the basement.)

Peter Beaupre: Mr. Jernigan, Mr. Unger!

(We find Jernigan in the toilet room.)

Burton Jernigan: Welcome. 

Alice Ribbons: You got a haircut?

(Unger comes in with the wheels now off the wagons with his pants down and his clothes dirty from the waste.)

Earl Unger: Are you almost done in there?

Burton Jernigan: Don't start with me.

Earl Unger: I'll wait.

(Alice dials her phone to check on Alex. The crooks and villains here the phone ringing.)

Alex Pruitt: (gasps)

(Beaupre approaches the phone as Alex runs downstairs and Jernigan, Alice, Unger, and the villains go up the stairs.)

Burton Jernigan: Let's move.

Alice Ribbons: Ugh. What stinks?

(unger is wearing the clothes from the dummy.)

Earl Unger: Shut up.

Ash Ketchum: Bayleef, Vine Whip attack!

Brock: Onix, Tackle attack!

Ash Ketchum: Phanpy, Rollout attack!

Misty: Goldeen, Horn Attack!

Brock: Crobat, Supersonic attack!

Misty: Corsola, Spike Cannon!

Ash Ketchum: Totodile, Water Gun!

(Beaupre puts his pistol down and we see Alex in his parents' bedroom picking up the phone.)

Alex Pruitt: Hello? 

(Beaupre picks up the phone and hears Karen on a different line.)

Karen Pruitt: (on phone) Honey, you're all out of breath. Is something wrong?

Alex Pruitt: No, no! Everything's fine. 

Karen Pruitt: I'm so worried. The weather is terrible.

(Jernigan, Alice, Unger, and the villains come out of the basement and Unger sprays deodorant on him.)

Karen Pruitt: I'm gonna come home right now.

Alex Pruitt: No, no. Take your time. (on phone) Really. Don't come home, Mom. Um, why don't you pick up Stan and Molly from school?

Karen Pruitt: (on phone) Are you sure?

(Beaupre picks what he thinks his gun form under the jacket.)

Alex Pruitt: Yeah. I'm playing Chinese checkers with Mrs. Hess.

Karen Pruitt: You're not smoking, are you?

Alex Pruitt: No. I gotta go. Mrs. Hess gets nutty when you make her wait.

Karen Pruitt: Okay. Play fair.

Alex Pruitt: Always. (hangs up the phone)

Peter Beaupre: What a brave little fellow. (puts the phone down) 

Alice Ribbons: Mr. Jernigan.

Burton Jernigan: Living room clear.

Alice Ribbons: Good. 

Earl Unger: Mmm. Nothing in the kitchen. 

(Alex is upstairs peeking.)

Alice Ribbons: Let's organize. Mr. Unger, go to the left. Mr. Jernigan, follow me, slowly.

Alex Pruitt: (whispers) Go, Doris.

(Doris goes into a different room as Alex goes in the closet.)

Ear Unger: Ah.

Alice Ribbons: Mr. Unger, go left. Cover him. I'll cover the stairs.

(Alex hides in the closet as Unger tries to unlock the door.)

Alex Pruitt: (gasps)

Earl Unger: I'm comin' for you, shorty. Comin' to pay you back for all the misery you caused me. (takes out his knife)

Alice Ribbons: Mr. Unger, what are you doing?

Earl Unger: Kid's in the closet. Scarin' him a little just before I grab him. 

(Alex climbs up the shelves.)

Earl Unger: And behind door number one--

(He opens the closet door to see Alex isn't there; just shelves stacked with towels.)

Earl Unger: (disappointed) Towels.

Burton Jernigan: Hmph.

Earl Unger: I saw this door close.

Alice Ribbons: Idiot.

(Alex is hiding in a bag hanging from the door.)

Earl Unger: Would I make it up? Why? What's the point? We working on commission here? 

(He closes the closet door and then punches a picture of Alex with Stan and Molly, smashing the glass. Alex comes out of the bag.)

Alex: Phew. (sneezes, gasps)

(The scene cuts to outside Stan and Molly's school where a snowplow was plowing snow for a mob of police cars. Karen was with Stan and Molly in the principal's office as the police and FBI agents go towards the school.)

Police Officer #1: Right. Follow the sergeant.

Police Officer #2: We'll go left.

(The police and FBI agents enter the school.)

Man: What's up fellas?

(Agent Stuckey enters the principal's office.)

Karen Pruitt: What's going on?

Agent Stuckey: You're Mrs. Pruitt from Washington Street?

Karen Pruitt: Yes?

Agent Stuckey: (shows his badge) Agent Stuckey, FBI. I came to talk to your son. 

(Karen looks at Stan while Stan looks confused.)

Agent Stuckey: You called the Air Force about a computer chip in a remote-control car?

Stan Pruitt: No.

Karen Pruitt: Oh, gosh. It's Alex. It's-It's my other son. Why? What's happened?

Agent Stuckley: He may be in danger.

Karen Pruitt: He's not here. He's at home with Pooh Bear and his friends.

Agent Stuckey: Well, let's move.

Karen Pruitt: Why is he in danger?

Stan Pruitt: She asked you a question, sir.

Agent Stuckey: I'm not at liberty to discuss it, son.

(Agent Stuckey heads for the door, but Molly slams it close.)

Molly Pruitt: The "it" you're referring to is my little brother.

Agent Stuckey: We think he intercepted a top-secret electronic device stolen from a Defense Department contractor by a group of international criminals working for a North Korean terrorist organization.

(Everyone stares at Stuckey and then the scene cuts back to Alex's house as Alex slowly opens the door and peeks through. Alice slightly opens Molly's bedroom, thinking Alex was in the bed under the covers.)

Alice Ribbons: (whispers) Mr. Jernigan, cover me.

(Alice and Jernigan opens the door quickly, pointing their guns, but no movement. Meanwhile, Unger goes into Karen and Jack's bedroom and hears a shower running.)

Parrot: (singing) Green-eyed lady, ocean lady... Soothing every breaking wave that comes...

(Back in Molly's bedroom, the camera shows a stuffed monkey and a deflated beach ball under the covers.)

Alex Pruitt: Go, Doris, go.

(Doris goes to Jernigan and climbs up his pants.)

Parrot: (singing) Green-eyed lady, ocean lady... Soothing every breaking wave that comes... Green-eyed lady, lovely lady... Strolling slowly towards the sun... 

(Unger opens the curtains and just sees what was from Stan's poster.)

Parrot: Sorry, Charlie. (laughs, flies on Unger's gun) This just ain't your day.

Ash Ketchum: Noctowl, let's go! Tackle attack!

Brock: Forretress, Rapid Spin!

Misty: Politoed, Water Gun!

(Back in Molly's bedroom, Alice walks towards the bed and steps on a pump, causing the beach ball to inflate. Alice removes the covers, revealing the stuffed monkey.)

Burton Jernigan: (laughs)

Alice Ribbons: Shut up.

(Alice picks up the pump and then sees Doris in Jernigan's pants.)

Alice Ribbons: (screams)

Burton Jernigan: What?

Alice Ribbons: Don't move. 

Burton Jernigan: Alice?

Alice Ribbons: Don't... move.

Burton Jernigan: Alice?

(Alice holds up her crowbar.)

Burton Jernigan: What? Alice?

Alice Ribbons: Shh, shh, shh.

Burton Jernigan: Alice?

(Alice prepares to hit Doris, but Doris gets out of the way and hits Jernigan between the legs. Jernigan screams in pain high-pitched as Alex watches from the closet.)

Alex Pruitt: Excellent.

(Unger comes out of Jack and Karen's room as the parrot flies off his gun.)

Parrot: Run, shorty, run!

Alex Pruitt: Come on, Doris!

Earl Unger: The kid!

Alex Pruitt: Doris, come on!

(Doris comes to Alex.)

Earl Unger: I got you now, you little rat! 

Alice Ribbons: I got him!

Earl Unger: I got him!

(Alice and Unger run into each other.)

Alex Pruitt: Whoa!

(Alex closes the door and hist Unger. Alex runs to the attic and opens the dumbwaiter.)

(Togepi begins waving its arms back and forth.)

(Jernigan gets back up as Alice tries opening the door.)

Burton Jernigan: You... smacked me.

Alice Ribbons: Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!

Scar: This is no time to be fooling around.

Banzai: But there was a little white rat that belongs to the kid.

Throttle: Well, if one rodent is bad enough, how about three?

Vinnie: Yeah, why don't you pick on someone your own size?

(They turned to see the Biker Mice)

Alice Ribbons: (screams) Giant rats!

Modo: (his eye glows) RAT?! 

Jernigan, Unger, and Alice: Uh-oh!

(Alex goes in the dumbwaiter and goes down. Unger kicks the door open)

Earl Unger: All right, you little rug rat!

(Alex comes out of the dumbwaiter with the remote-control car and removes the bottom of the dumbwaiter. He opens a trunk and takes out a toy robot and puts it on top of the trunk. Alice, Unger, Jerniagn, and the villains went up to the attic)

Alice Ribbons: (growls) Where is he?

(Alex was in the basement)

Alex Pruitt: Stay here, Doris.

(Alex picks up a jacket and reveals Beaupre's gun as Doris squeaks)

Alex Pruitt: (picks up the gun) Yikes. (throws it in the trash can)

(In the attic, Jernigan picks up a golf club.)

Alice Ribbons: Come on!

(Alex goes back to the attic and turns on the toy robot. Back in the attic, the crooks and villains notice Alex's TV on security cameras and shows Alex and the heroes outside)

Earl Unger: He's been watching us the whole time. 

Burt Jernigan: (groans, throws the golf club)

Earl Unger: He had a camera on us.

(Alex and the heroes were outside.)

Alex Pruitt: You're not gonna find me up there, you big, dumb, lawbreaking knuckleheads!

All: He's outside!

Alex Pruitt: (takes out the chip) Recognize this?

(He and the heroes run off)

Earl Unger: How did he get outside?

Alice Ribbons: (sees the trampoline) The same way you're gonna get outside. 

Burton Jernigan: How?

Alice Ribbons: (pushes Jernigan) Jump! Go!

Burton Jernigan: Aah! Don't push!

Alice Ribbons: It's a trampoline. You're jumping onto a trampoline.

Earl Unger: I presume then that you won't be joining us?

Alice Ribbons: No. I'll be covering you from here. Go!

Earl Unger: How comforting! 

Burton Jernigan: Come on. He's gettin' away!

(Alex and the heroes open the gate. Unger and Jernigan were over the trampoline)

Earl Unger: Yeah, this is a snap. This is a snap.

Yzma: Wait until I get my hands on those insolent fools!

Alice Ribbons: Go!

(Some of the villains get caught in some of Alex's traps)

Big Slammu: Seismic Slam!

T-Bone: Saurian Stomp!

Unger and Jernigan: Whoa!

(Unger and Jernigan jump down onto the trampoline but went through it and into the swimming pool with ice. They exclaim in chill)

Burton Jernigan: Oh, gosh!

Earl Unger: Cold. Very cold.

Ash Ketchum: Water conducts electricity. Pikachu, Thunderbolt attack!!!! Now!!!

Pikachu: Pika! Pika-chuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Earl Unger: Oh, no...

Burton Jernigan: Not that.

(Pikachu fires a powerful blast of electricity, electrocuting Earl and Burton, making them scream in pain and agony)

Jessie: We're coming to get you!

James: You're gonna pay dearly for this!

Meowth: Tat's right, twoips!

(The toy robot reaches and pushes a button that says, "Attic" and activates the dumbwaiter. Alice hears it)

Alice Ribbons: Of course. (opens the dumbwaiter and gets in) Here I come, you little brat.

(As Alice gets in, but she falls down the dumbwaiter, all the way down to the bottom)

Alice Ribbons: Ouch.

(Pikachu also fires a blast of electricity shocking Team Rocket)

Team Rocket: (dazed) Ouch.