Editing Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone 3/Transcript (section)

== Preparing for Battle/Setting the Traps ==
(The scene cuts to Alex and the heroes in Alex's bedroom as Alex observes the chip)

Alex Pruitt: They're gonna come after me tomorrow, Doris. Nobody will listen. Not my parents or Molly or Stan or the police or the Air Force. Nobody. So, what do I do? 

(Doris squeaks)

Alex Pruitt: If that means hide, you're wrong. 

(Doris squeaks again)

Alex Pruitt: If that means fight, you're right. (exhales) They'll understand when I'm done. They'll know I was telling the truth. I'm not gonna cry or feel sad or scared. They're grown-ups and they're criminals, but this is my neighborhood, and this is my house. And no matter how old they are, no matter how big they are, they can't beat me here. They can't beat me at home.

Pooh Bear: We're all in this together.

Ash Ketchum: Ready, Alex?

Alex Pruitt: Yeah!

Brock: Battle stations!

Misty: Let's do it!

(The scene cuts to Alex in the basement with a flashlight and then he fills a balloon with water. He takes a flowerpot and goes up the dumbwaiter to the attic and puts the flowerpot on the windowsill. Alex goes into Stan's bedroom while Stan is asleep and opens the parrot's cage)

Parrot: (squawks) Oh. 

(Alex gives the parrot a cracker)

Parrot: Ooh, wanna buy a little silence? (holds up two talons) Double or nothin'.

(Alex then takes out another cracker and gives them to the parrot. Stan snores while he's asleep as Alex crawls next to his bed to not wake him up and takes a case from under his bed. Alex goes outside in an igloo and empties the case full of fireworks. The scene cuts to the crooks preparing themselves for the heist. The scene cuts back to Alex's house as Alex drills in a wooden board in front of the door to the basement and he sets a measuring tape attached to a string in front of a skateboard. Alex fills a trunk full of books and places it by the front window in the attic. The scene cuts to the garage where Alex is modifying and spray painting his bubble gun to look like a real pistol)

Weather Newsman: We're watching a major snowstorm that's bearing down on the Chicagoland area. As you take a look at the latest radar, you can see the snow's increasing in intensity. Heavy snow is in forecast, and residents are urged to stay indoors if possible.

(One of the crooks was watching the forecast. The scene cuts to Alex's house where Alex was in his parents' bedroom while Karen was asleep. Alex unlocks the window and walks up to Karen and fully pulls the covers over her and kisses her on the cheek. The scene cuts to the next day showing Alice in disguise, walking the dog)

Alice Ribbons: Approaching target. All clear.

(Alex opens his curtains and sees Alice)

Alex Pruitt: Here we go, Doris. 

(He opens his drawer and takes out a dog whistle. He uses the whistle to get the dog's attention)

Alice Ribbons: Whoa! No! Stop!

Alex Pruitt: First, we free the hostages. 

(The scene cuts to the rest of the crooks in their van)

Alice Ribbons: (on radio) Switching on the fiber optics.

(Alice turns on the camera on her sunglasses, showing the crooks on their monitor)

(The scene cuts to Alex going down the stairs and goes into the closet. Alice rings the doorbell while Alex cuts the doorbell wires.)

Karen Pruitt: (while in the shower) Alex, can you get the door?

(Alex looks behind the curtains and uses the whistle again)

Alice Ribbons: No answer. 

(Alex goes into the dining room and looks out a different window uses the whistle again)

Alice Ribbons: Are we certain the target has not left? We would've seen. I repeat, there is no movement inside. Permission to enter.

Burton Jernigan: Negative. We would have seen that.

(Alex blows the whistle again and then goes out the back around to the front)

Alice Ribbons: I repeat: There is no movement inside. Permission to enter.

(Alex blows the whistle again as the dog runs off with the leash wrapped around Alice's legs and starts dragging her around until she was loose, and the dog runs around to the back of Alex's house)

Burton Jernigan: Alice?

Alex Pruitt: (takes the leash off of the dog) Hey! Go home. Go home!

(The dog runs off as Alex throws the leash away)

Alice Ribbons: All right. 

(As she goes to pick up her hat, her pants ripped)

Alice Ribbons: I need assistance. I'm exposed. 

Burton Jernigan: Maintain your position. Do not--I repeat: Do not draw attention to yourself. 

Peter Beaupre: Pick her up. We'll move in after the storm hits. We'll let Mother Nature cover our tracks. 

(The scene cuts to an FBI office.)

FBI Agent: Sir, this just came in from the Air Force. Some kid named Pruitt called a recruiting office in Chicago. Said he found a computer chip in a toy car. 

Agent Stuckey: We're going to Chicago. 

(A plane takes off as the scene then cuts to Alex's house here Alex was at the bottom of the stairs. Karen comes down)

Karen Pruitt: Did you watch the weather for me?

Alex Pruitt: Yep. No problems. Your coat's over there.

Karen Pruitt: Oh, thanks. I want to wear my brown one.

Alex Pruitt: Wait! Why don't you go fill your commuter cup with yummy hot coffee, and I'll get your coat for you?

Karen Pruitt: Thanks, hon. I'll make you a sandwich.

(Alex sighs in relief as he goes in the closet, avoiding one of his traps and puts it back in position. Alex walks into the kitchen with Karen's brown coat.)

Alex Pruitt: Here's your coat.

Karen Pruitt: Thanks. Oh, sweetheart, I am so sorry about this week. It breaks my heart to have to come and go like this. It shouldn't be this way. 

Alex Pruitt: It's okay. It's not you. It's the times. 

Karen Pruitt: Thanks, hon. (puts her coat on) You have your beeper? 

Alex Pruitt: Yep.

Karen Pruitt: Great. I'll call every half hour. I'll go online with you and keep the connection open all day. I'll have my laptop with me at all my meetings. We'll be in contact at all times. Plus, I have my cellular, and you've got my fax number. 

Alex Pruitt: We're wired. 

(Karen kisses him on the forehead.)

Karen Pruitt: Oh, my gosh. Did Mrs. Clovis call? 

Alex Pruitt: Mmm.

Karen Pruitt: She was gonna stop by before I left to confirm that Bradley's name wasn't on the remote-control car. 

Alex Pruitt: She stopped by when you were in the shower.

Karen Pruitt: Did you let her have it?

Alex Pruitt: Big time.

Karen Pruitt: I hope she felt foolish.

Alex Pruitt: It was painful. 

Karen Pruitt: Okay. Be good. Be safe. Keep an eye on the old place. 

Alex Pruitt: I got it all covered.

(She kisses Alex on the cheek and then heads out the door and drives off.)

Alex Pruitt: Here we go, Doris. It's just you and me. 

(Doris squeaks)

Alex Pruitt: You mean there's someone else?

Parrot: Get ready to rumble! Play ball!

(Alex then goes outside to setup the rest of the traps. He takes some yarn and wraps some wire around it and plugs in the wires. Inside, he takes a dollhouse and uses it as a model of his house and then goes outside and removes the diving board with rails and brings a trampoline and puts it over the pool. He observes that his fake pool will fool the crooks.

Parrot: (squawking) The old switcheroo.

(Alex then unscrews some boards on the back entrance. The scene cuts to Alex removing some boards in the attic.

Pooh Bear: Shh! (whispers) Here they come.

Tigger: All right let's go.

(Alex goes into Stan's room.)

Alex Pruitt: Come on.

Ash Ketchum: Ready, Pikachu?

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Parrot: It's showtime! 

(The parrot flies to Alex and Alex sees a poster behind Stan's door as he covers his eyes.)

Parrot: (squawks, wolf whistles) If those are real, I'm an eagle.

(Alex begins to set the Traps for the burglars by pouring marbles underneath a doormat.)

Ash Ketchum: I choose you, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Bayleef, Noctowl and Phanpy!

(Ash's Pokémon materialize.)

Brock: Geodude, Crobat, Forretress, Onix, I choose you!

Misty: Staryu, Psyduck, Corsola, Politoed, Goldeen, let's go!

(The scene cuts to the crooks outside.)

Alice Ribbons: Block the street.

(The crooks' van blocks the street while Unger uses a saw to cut down the street sign and replace it with a mailbox and then runs out of sight. Meanwhile, Mrs. Hess' phone rings.)

Mrs. Hess: Hello.

Karen Pruitt: (on phone) Hi, Mrs. Hess. It's Karen Pruitt. Could you possibly check on Alex for me? 

Mrs. Hess: I'm just going out. 

Karen Pruitt: (on phone) Oh, I'm at work. I'm really in a bind. 

Mrs. Hess: Oh. Well? How long? 

Karen Pruitt: (on phone) Well, i-it wouldn't be for more than an hour or so. 

Mrs. Hess: All right. No cooking.

(Alex opens the window and sees the burglars and the villains on the streets.)

Mrs. Hess: "Call Mrs. Hess. Well, she's retired. What else could she possibly be doing?" (mutters) Babysitter. Do they invite me into their house for holiday eggnog? Well, of course not! 

Peter Beaupre: Look who woke up from her nap.

(Jernigan drives up behind Alex's house.)

Parrot: Crooks at 30 yards and closing. Let the party begin.

Ash Ketchum: Let's do it!

Pikachu: Pikachu!!