Editing Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone 3/Transcript (section)

== Alex gets in trouble/Heroes comfort Alex ==
Police Chief: (sternly) Son, this is the second time in two days that you've called the police. It's a very serious matter when a person calls the police.

Alex Pruitt: I saw a burglar yesterday, and I saw a burglar today.

???: If we was with him, we believe him.

Karen Pruitt: Alex, listen to the chief.

Police Chief: There was no one in that house.

Alex Pruitt: What about Johnny Allen's dog? I talked to Johnny last night. His dog was kidnapped on Monday morning.

Police Chief: Did he see it happen? (to the heroes) Did you guys see it happen?

Pooh Bear: Yes, we did see it happen, Chief.

Piglet: Yes, as friends of Alex, the rest of us have an explanation to make.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, Chief, we were in the neighborhood when the burglary took place, and we saw their car take off before you got here.

Brock: We managed to get a photo of their vehicle and their license plate number.

Misty: And we have a description of the suspects.

Tigger: And description of the vehicle.

Karen Pruitt: (sternly) Alex, apologize to the chief and go up to your room.

Alex Pruitt: (gets up off the chair) Excuse me for being a good citizen.

Karen Pruitt: Alex! (to the police chief) I-I'm very sorry. This will not happen again. (to Alex) Will it, honey?

(Alex goes upstairs as the heroes follow him)

Karen Pruitt: Really, I promise you.

Police Chief: Well, we wouldn't want to discourage him from calling us, uh, in the event that something real ever does happen.

(Upstairs)

Parrot: (cackling) Loser.

Alex Pruitt: (annoyed) Shut up.

Parrot: Make me.

Stan Pruitt: Now that you've pranked the cops twice, it goes on your permanent record.

Molly Pruitt: For the rest of your life, if you call for help, it won't come.

Stan Pruitt: Dad missed his plane.

Molly Pruitt: He was late for a meeting with his boss.

Stan Pruitt: We have to fork over much-needed family cash to the Stephens... and to an evil octogenarian so they can have the doors repaired.

Molly Pruitt: And even worse--

Stan Pruitt: The world laughs, Alex.

Molly Pruitt: You've stained the family name.

(Alex closes his bedroom door)

Parrot: (cackles)

(The heroes are annoyed with Stan and Molly)

Ash Ketchum: (glares and growls angrily at Stan and Molly) That's enough!

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!

Parrot: Uh-oh, a kid with anger issues.

Brock: We don't want hear anymore of your taunts to your little brother!

Misty: Yeah, lay off your little brother! And if I hear you guys make fun of Alex, you will be having this fist for lunch.

(Ash, Misty and Brock storm into Alex's bedroom slammed the door leaving Stan and Molly stunned by their outbursts. Later that night in Alex's room, the heroes comfort Alex)

Winnie the Pooh: We're very sorry for happened today, Alex.

Alex Pruitt: I know. The cops think I'm nuts. My mom, Stan, and Molly are mad at me.

Piglet: There, there, Alex. I'm sure they'll understand.

Ash Ketchum: Don't worry, my friends and I saw the whole thing.

Pikachu: Pika Pika.

Misty: (frowns) The cops should've looked for signs of forced entry.

Alex Pruitt: First the Stephans, then Mrs. Hess. 

(Doris squeaks)

Alex Pruitt: I agree, Doris. The next stop is the Alcotts' house. What kind of a burglar goes into a house and doesn't take anything? Do you know what I think? I think they're looking for somethin' special. And they're lookin' in everybody's house 'cause they don't know who has it. (exhales) The question is... what is it? 

(Later on, Alex looks out his window through binoculars)

Alex Pruitt: If nobody's gonna do anything about this, I'll just have to do it myself.

Winnie the Pooh: Let us tell you something, Alex. We recalled the time we met a boy named Kevin McCallister who was left behind at home by accident when his family left in a big hurry. We all backed up Kevin stopping the Sticky Bandits, formerly the Wet Bandits, named Marv and Harry who tried to rob Kevin's house.

Alex Pruitt: Really?

Ash Ketchum: Yep, then we ran into Kevin again while we were vacationing in New York City and then we stopped Marv and Harry from robbing Toy Duncan's Chest. That happened when Kevin went on the wrong airplane by himself which was really dangerous while his family went to Miami, Florida. Kevin also told us that he didn't want to go to Florida. He got into big trouble for using his father's credit card and spending money on room service which angered his father.

Alex Pruitt: Yikes.

Simba: Kevin has two older brothers named Buzz and Jeff and two older sisters named Megan and Linnie. Kevin told us that Buzz is mean to him, and he likes to get him in trouble. Plus, Kevin has a cruel uncle named Frank who treats him with disdain.

Alex Pruitt: Must've been rough.

Misty: Yeah, it was.

Brock: When we first met Kevin, we saw that he was home alone and then he told us that he would rather be home alone, because he told us that Buzz ate his cheese pizza and Kevin told us he hates all pizza toppings.

Alex Pruitt: That wasn't very nice.

Littlefoot: No, it wasn't and that's where we met the Street Sharks and Extreme Dinosaurs.

Fred Jones: Before we met him again in New York, he told us that Buzz caused Kevin trouble at a Christmas pageant by putting light up candles behind his ear to look like they were glowing.

Tigger: While we were in New York one night with Kevin after the credit card fraud, we were wandering the streets and there were these strange scary people.

Alex Pruitt: Were they scary?

Pooh Bear: Yes. But luckily, we got help from our old friends, the Gargoyles.

Alex Pruitt: (surprised) Real gargoyles?

Ash Ketchum: Yes. They helped us by scaring them off. Goliath, the leader of the gargoyles, is nice and he acts like a father figure towards me. He's also friends with my older cousin, Elisa Maza who's a detective for the NYPD.

Alex Pruitt: You have a cousin who is a detective?

Ash Ketchum: Yes. I also have an aunt in New York named April O'Neil, who is a news reporter. She's also friends with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Alex Pruitt: Wow.

Pooh Bear: That's right. Goliath has a daughter named Angela who is also nice.

Tigger: Yeah, Hudson is a wise elderly gargoyle and they also have a dog named Bronx. Brooklyn, Broadway and Lexington are three young gargoyles and those three are really funny.

Throttle: This Kevin kid must be pretty clever to outsmart those burglars.

Pooh Bear: Yes, he was.

Vinnie: What was he like?

Ash Ketchum: Well, we first met him here in Chicago when he was home alone.

Modo: He was here in Chicago?

Ash Ketchum: Yes, but you guys weren't with us when that happened or when we ran into Kevin again when he was in New York.

Throttle: And did you say something about Gargoyles and Ninja Turtles?

Pooh Bear: Yes. The Gargoyles are stone by day and they come to life at night.

Vinnie: Say, that sounds cool.

Modo: Hmm, the Gargoyles must be likable good guys, aren't they?

???: Yes, they are.

???: But, you see the Gargoyles can be hostile towards bad humans who get on their bad sides and who try to hurt us all. They're eyes glow when they're angry.

Ash Ketchum: And Modo. When we first met Charley, remember when you asked her about expecting turtles. That sounded like you were referencing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Modo: Yeah, I did remember that. But we've never heard of them. Hopefully we'll get to meet them and the Gargoyles you mentioned.

Rabbit: It'll have to be the next time when we go to New York when you're with us.