Editing Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone 3/Transcript (section)

== Meeting Alex Pruitt/Alex gets chicken pox/Reuniting with the Biker Mice ==

(We cut to a boy named Alex Pruitt shoveling Mrs. Hess' driveway. He rings Mrs. Hess' doorbell, and she opens the door as we see Alex)

Alex Pruitt: I'm all done, Mrs. Hess. I'm exhausted and sweaty, but you can't see 'cause I'm all covered up.

Mrs. Hess: You were supposed to deal with the snow promptly, weren't you?

Alex Pruitt: Yes, but--

Mrs. Hess:  Butts are for ashtrays. I don't care for excuses. We had an understanding, and you broke it. Your word is worthless.

Alex Pruitt: Sorry. That'll be no charge, Mrs. Hess. 

Mrs. Hess: So, you can tell the neighborhood I stiffed you on a snow removal job? 

Alex Pruitt: (shook his head) Mm-mmm.

Mrs. Hess: (takes out the remote-control car) Oh. Is this a loaf of the famous San Francisco sourdough bread? This won't make a very tasty sandwich, will it? 

Alex Pruitt: Huh? 

Mrs. Hess: Some silly, inconsiderate boob who took my bag-- I left my bread in San Francisco!

Alex Pruitt: Pardon me, Mrs. Hess, but I think I'm almost, maybe, possibly, probably gonna be late for my dinner.

Mrs. Hess: (gives him the car) Consider this your payment. I have no use for the silly thing.

Alex Pruitt: Thank you.

Mrs. Hess: And have your mother teach you that it is rude to scratch yourself in the presence of a lady. 

Alex Pruitt: (gasps)

Mrs. Hess: Good night, Alex. (closes the door)

Alex Pruitt: (sighs) Geez. What a grouch.

(Alex drags his shovel while carrying the car and then we see the thieves' van. We then see Pooh, Ash, and their friends walking down the street.)

- ???

Alex Pruitt: Who are you guys?

Pooh Bear: Well, this is Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eeyore.

Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.

Pooh Bear: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me Pooh for short.

Brock: My name's Brock, and I'm a Pokémon breeder.

Misty: And I'm Misty. My specialty is water Pokémon.

Togepi: Togi.

Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum, and I'm trying to be a Pokémon master.

Pikachu: Pika.

Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah. And this is Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Littlefoot: I’m Littlefoot.

Cera: I’m Cera.

- ???

Timon: I'm Timon

Pumbaa: Pumbaa!

- ???

Alex Pruitt: Nice to meet you all. My name is Alex Pruitt. Say your Pikachu is so cool. May I pet it?

Ash Ketchum: Sure Alex. But be careful, Pikachu does shock people when you cross it.

Alex Pruitt: I'll be careful, Ash. (sees the Street Sharks) Whoa! I always knew that there are sharks in water, but not on land, or in person.

Ripster: Well, to tell you, Alex. We're not really sharks.

Streex: We were actually ordinary teenage boys. But then we were experimented into mutant humanoid sharks.

Jab: We were four sons of university professor Dr. Robert Bolton and he had a partner named Dr. Luther Paradigm.

Big Slammu: He makes these experiments by combining human DNA with sea life. After he turned our dad into a monstrosity, he lured us to his lab and combined our DNA with shark's DNA.

Ripster: And that's how we became the Street Sharks.

Alex Pruitt: I don't believe it! (to the Extreme Dinosaurs) And I thought all dinosaurs were extinct!

T-Bone: Well, not all of them.

Spike (Extreme Dinosaurs): You see, Alex. We were originally ordinary dinosaurs until we were taken in by a Quadranian criminal named Argor Zardok.

Stegz: He used this ray to transform us into humanoid dinosaurs and give us the ability to talk like humans.

Bullzeye: Then he released us after we didn't want to work for him. Then we met a Quadranian enforcer named Chedra Bodzak. We came across these mutated Raptors, who are our enemies and then we were slept frozen for 65 million years.

T-Bone: But then we awoke in the present day and then called ourselves the Extreme Dinosaurs.

???

(The thieves stop in front of Alex's house)

Alice Ribbons: They're all old. Most of them are Tudor. They all have wreaths and Christmas trees. And the snow's all been shoveled. 

Peter Beaupre: There are 14 houses. The toy car must be in one of them. We're going to have to search them all. We'll come back when it's light.

Earl Unger: We're gonna work houses in broad daylight?

Peter Beaupre: It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger. Nobody's home during the day. 

??: Are we interrupting something? 

(We change to inside Alex's house as we see his pet goldfish, Speedy. Alex activates a machine that opens a can of fish food, pours it into a bowl, and dunks it in Speedy's fish bowl)

Alex Pruitt: There you go, Speedy.

(As Alex goes to hang up his coat, he looks in the mirror that he has red dots on his neck and his forehead. He takes off his coat and sees that he also has red dots on his stomach. Streex sees that)

Streex: Are you okay, Alex?

Alex Pruitt: I got these red dots on me and they're making me itch. I don't know why.

Jab: Could it be a rash or something?

Stegz: It can't be a rash, because rashes are not dots.

???: Then what could it be?

???: I don't know. But I'm gonna find out.

(We then cut to Alex's mom, Karen in the attic while talking on the phone)

Karen Pruitt: Charlie, we went through this last year. I told you then, I'm telling you now. I can't work weekends.

Charlie: (on phone) Why not?

Karen Pruitt: I've got three kids and a husband. 

Charlie: (on phone) Mary Lou does.

Karen Pruitt: Well, that's Mary Lou. She has no life. It means nothing to her to work weekends. But I can't do that. 

Charlie: (on phone) Come on, Karen.

Karen Pruitt: I'm living in the house that's half-renovated. My kids have activities. They need to see their parents doing something other than running to the car in the morning.

(The scene changes to Jack in the kitchen)

Jack Pruitt: I can't really explain over the phone why we're so excited about this product. 

Man: (on phone) Okay. But you'll be here on Wednesday.

Jack Pruitt: Right. I'll be in Cleveland on Wednesday. Yeah. Wednesday. And we'll talk about it then, face to face. 

Man: (on phone) Man to man.

Jack Pruitt: Yeah. Man to man.

Man: (on phone) All right.

(Alex goes upstairs scratching himself as he scratches himself. We see Molly in her bedroom, writing math equations on the bottom of her shoe. We cut to Stan's room, where he has a jar with bugs saying, "Property of Alex Pruitt. Do Not Touch! This bug is for Scientific Research <u>Only</u>!" Stan was dribbling his basketball)

Parrot: (squawks)

(Alex's bug crawls near Stan's basketball)

Parrot: (squawks) Your brother's bug. Your brother's bug. Careful. Careful. 

(Stan accidentally crushed Alex's bug with the basketball) 

Parrot: Oh. 

Stan Pruitt: Hmm.

Parrot: Bull's-eye. 

(Stan throws the ball and makes a basket) 

Parrot: Three from downtown. And the crowd goes wild.

(Alex was in the bathroom and sees more red dots on his chest)

Alex Pruitt: Oh, man. I hope they're not-- (gasps, screams)

Molly Pruitt: Alex slammed the toilet seat down on his thing again.

Parrot: Bull's-eye.

Karen Pruitt: Alex? What happened?

Stan Pruitt: I had nothing to do with this. I'm innocent.

Jack Pruitt: Yeah, I--I gotta go. My kid slammed the toilet seat on his thing again. 

Man: (on phone) Huh?

Jack Pruitt: I'll call you back. 

Man: (on phone) All right.

Jack Pruitt: (hangs up) Alex?

(Just then, the doorbell rang)

Pooh Bear: I wonder who could that be?

Rabbit: I'll get the door.

(Rabbit answers the door and sees the heroes' old friends the Biker Mice from Mars)

Rabbit: Why, hello.

Throttle: Hello, Rabbit.

Vinnie: What's up?

Modo: It's been a while since we saw last each other, Rabbit.

Rabbit: Look who's here, everyone.

(The other heroes went to see the Biker Mice and they're very happy)

Pooh Bear: Throttle! Vinnie! Modo! How nice to see you. gentlemen!

Throttle: It's so great to see you too, Pooh Bear.

Piglet: (hugs Throttle) I missed you, Throttle.

Throttle: I missed you too, Piglet. 

Brock: What's up, Throttle?

Throttle: It's been awesome, Brock.

Piglet: Can we ride with you tomorrow, Throttle?

Throttle: Nope, I'm sorry, Piglet. The snow is too deep.

Piglet: (sighs sadly)

Throttle: But, don't worry, Piglet. I'm sure it'll be another time.

Piglet: (smiles) Okay.

Vinnie: Hey, there, Eeyore!

Eeyore: Hello, Vinnie.

Misty: Hi, Vinnie. How's Charley doing?

Vinnie: Hey, Misty. Charley-girl's is doing fine and thank you for asking.

Throttle: Yeah, Charley is busy right now. Hey, but, don't worry you'll see her some other time.

Heroes: Okay.

Tigger: (jumps into Modo's arms) Hiya, Modo! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Modo: Hey, Tigger! Say, where's my little buddy, Ash?

Ash Ketchum: Here I am, Modo.

Modo: Hey, Ash, how's my little buddy doing?

Ash Ketchum: (hugs Modo) I'm doing great, Modo.

Modo: I've missed you, little buddy.

Ash Ketchum: Me too, Modo.

Throttle: Anyway, we were just riding in the streets of the neighborhood.

Modo: Yeah, and we're rockin' and rollin' along!

Vinnie: Yeah, and me and Modo sang all the way, which Throttle doesn't like singing. That was until we heard a scream from here. What was it?

Pooh Bear: That was our new friend, Alex Pruitt.

Tigger: He said he had these red dots on him that was making him itch.

Biker Mice: (confused) Huh?

Misty: Could you guys please excuse us for a minute?

(The scene changes to Alex in bed. Karen outs a thermometer in his mouth)

Karen Pruitt: Keep that in your mouth. 

Alex Pruitt: Mm-hmm.

(The concerned heroes come into Alex's room)

Tigger: Say, what's the matter with Alex, ma'am?

Karen Pruitt: Chicken pox.

Heroes: Chicken pox?

Karen Pruitt: Yes, he's been scratching.

(Stan and Molly come in.)

Stan Pruitt: Mom, with all due respect, this is a scam to get out of having to turn in his science project because his bug died.

Alex Pruitt: What?

Tigger: What do you mean, "his bug died"?

Rabbit: And this is not a scam, he has real chicken pox.

Shaggy Rogers: Like, he doesn't have any chicken pox on his face.

Scooby-Doo: Yeah.

Jack Pruitt: His face doesn't look that bad.

Karen Pruitt: His body is covered.

Pooh Bear: Oh, bother.

Piglet: (sighs) Oh, dear.

Molly Pruitt: Would that include his buttock region?

Alex Pruitt: (annoyed) Shut up!

Fred Jones: Now cut that out!

Stan Pruitt: This is great. If he scratches his chicken spots, we should call him Scar Butt.

(The heroes roll their eyes at Molly and Stan for teasing Alex)

Mike Wazowski: Knock it off!

Sulley: Will you stop teasing your little brother!

Karen Pruitt: Leave.

Jack Pruitt: Good-bye.

(Molly and Stan leave the room)

Misty: (sighs) Well, guys, Molly reminds me of my three older sisters teasing me.