Editing Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone/Transcript (section)

== Later that night/Kevin and the heroes go grocery shopping ==
(That night at the McCallister house, Kevin and the heroes are in his parents' bedroom watching The Johnny Carson Show on TV)

Johnny Carson: (reading a letter on TV) "Dear Santa Claus. I got a little sister last year. This year I'd rather have some clay-dough."

(Laughing was heard on TV)

Johnny Carson: (on TV) Lovely. (reads another letter) "Dear Santa, last year, you didn't bring me the Ferrari. This year, you better bring me the Porsche."

Kevin McCallister: You see, guys. I can explain what happened. Two nights ago, it was all my brother Buzz's fault. He ate all my cheese pizza, and he didn't leave any slices for me. I hate all toppings, including olives and sausages.

Timon: Your own brother ate it all before you can eat some?

Kevin McCallister: Yeah. Buzz never gets in trouble, and he thinks I'm a runt. My parents have taken Buzz's side instead of mine.

Misty: (sits next to Kevin) I understand, and I also feel that same way you do, Kevin.

Kevin McCallister: You do?

Misty: Yes. You see, my three older sisters, Daisy, Lily and Violet, also think that I'm a runt. They each have their own Princess doll sets and all I ever get is old, broken hand-me-downs and they would say, "Isn't that great, Misty? Now you get three sets of Princess dolls for yourself.".

Ducky: That's not fair. Oh, no, no, no.

Cera: Yeah, what a meanie your brother was.

Rabbit: Well, sometimes siblings don't always share anything.

Kevin McCallister: You know what, guys? I've been wishing for someone to be on my side. And yet I knew you guys would never take Buzz's side.

Shaggy: Like, we wouldn't take someone else's side if they're not being nice to you. 

Scooby-Doo: Yeah. 

Ripster: That's right, Kevin. 

Streex: If your brother was being mean, we believe you. 

T-Bone: We wouldn't betray anyone.  

Misty: Being the youngest child in the family isn't easy. I know because I happen to be the youngest sister in my own family.  My three older sisters would tease me about being the "runt" and brag about how much more beautiful and talented than I am.

Kevin McCallister: That's easy for you to say, Misty. Buzz always gets off scot-free.

Misty: What do you mean?

Kevin McCallister: Well, Buzz gets me in trouble and my mom punished me. My other older brother Jeff and two older sisters Megan and Linnie also make fun of me. I always get blamed for everything. My Uncle Frank doesn't treat me nicely at all. All he did was call me names.

Rabbit: Your own uncle picks on you?

Misty: What nerve.

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Simba: That's some cruel uncle you had, Kevin. I myself had a cruel uncle named Scar. All he did was treat me with disdain when I was a little cub. He was mad at my father because he didn't become king, which my father took the throne before I was born.

Kevin McCallister: Uh-huh, I don't know what his problem is. My Uncle Frank thinks I'm a problem.

Littlefoot: Aww, we wouldn't say that.

Cera: Yeah, who cares?

Ash Ketchum: I'm glad I don't have any siblings. Just my mom and me. I don't know much about my dad.

Kevin McCallister: You know what, Ash? You're really lucky to be the only child in your family. I am so jealous.

Ash Ketchum: Sometimes I wished I had a sibling. Unfortunately, my mother couldn't have any more children after me.

Kevin McCallister: What do you mean?

Ash Ketchum: I found out my mom almost died giving birth when I was born. I heard mom talking to Professor Oak about what happened.

Pikachu: Pika Pika.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, for me being the only child never stopped me from making several friends. My very first friend is Pikachu. My mom and I don't always agree on anything. She often gets mad at me when I did something wrong.

Kevin McCallister: Same with my mom.

Ash Ketchum: She always reminds me to change my underwear every day...which is really embarrassing for me.

Kevin McCallister: I don't blame you.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, but I love my mother. She often felt worried about me whenever I get injured and she's also afraid of losing me. Everytime I think of my mom I miss her she also misses me too. The thought of losing her just kills me, especially that time when she was kidnapped by a mysterious Pokémon called Entei.

Kevin McCallister: The other night my mom punished me, and she told me that I should ask Santa for a new family after telling her everyone in my family hates me, who also thinks this mess was my fault. Plus, she didn't want to see me again for the rest of the night.

Nala: (gently) I'm sure your mother never meant what she said.

Brock: Yeah, we often say negative things to each other we don't mean when we're angry or frustrated.

Ash Ketchum: We sometimes forget that we love each other very much. Especially my mom she loves me very much.

Rabbit: Nala, Brock, and Ash are right, Kevin. You shouldn't judge your mother too harshly. She really loves you very much, I am sure.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Holding a grudge against someone is not a good thing.

Simba: Let me tell you something, Kevin. When Nala and I were cubs exploring the elephant graveyard back in Africa, she, Zazu, and I had a run in with those hyenas who tried to eat us then my father saved us. But then he got mad at me because I disobeyed him for coming to the graveyard that I wasn't allowed to go there, because it was surrounded by hyenas. But I did anyway that I tried to prove how brave I am like my father was. Plus, I was unaware that was actually a setup by my cruel Uncle Scar who tried to kill me.

Kevin McCallister: Did your father stay mad at you?

Simba: No, Kevin he didn't. My father was scared of losing me, but he forgave me. But on the other hand, Scar did stay mad at my father and I. Then the next day I sadly lost my father thanks to Scar and the hyenas who set up the wildebeest stampede. Then, Scar blamed me for my father's death and he banished me away from the Pride Lands. I first met Timon and Pumbaa in the desert and both of them taught me Hakuna Matata. When I got older I was still depressed over my father's loss until Nala found me and told me that Scar and the hyenas have been taking over the Pride Lands which destroyed everything. Initially I refused to go back because I thought I was responsible for the stampede. Then thanks to my father's spirit I went back to stand up to Scar and take my place as king. When Scar tried to kill me, he confessed that he was the one who killed my father which made me really mad. I fought against Scar after I ordered him to leave the Pride Lands and never come back. After Scar's death I had taken my father's place as king but then I had a hard time letting everything go after my daughter, Kiara was born.

Kevin McCallister: Your own uncle killed your father? Why, Simba?

Simba: Because he was jealous of my forthcoming position as king.

Brock: I think it's getting late. Shouldn't you be asleep by now? Tomorrow is Christmas Eve.

Pooh Bear: I'm sleepy.

Piglet: Me too.

Tigger: Me three, let's hit the hay.

Rabbit: Brock's right. That's enough for tonight.

Ash Ketchum: Good night, Kevin.

Kevin McCallister: Good night, Ash. Good night, Pooh Bear. I'll see you guys in the morning.

Everyone: Good night, Kevin.

(Kevin looks at a family portrait)

Kevin McCallister: I didn't mean it. If you come back, I'll never be a pain in the butt again. I promise. Good night. 

(Kevin kisses the portrait and puts it under his pillow. The scene changes to the next morning where Kevin was mouthing the words to "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" while grooming himself again, with the Street Sharks and the Extreme Dinosaurs.)

Kevin McCallister: (mouthing the lyrics) I'm dreaming 

Of a white 

Christmas

Just like the ones I used to know

Where those treetops glisten

And children listen

To hear sleigh bells in the snow

The snow

(Kevin puts on the aftershave and screams in agony... again as we see Buzz's tarantula in the bathroom)

Big Slammu: (sighs) Sounds like he put on the aftershave again.

(The scene then cuts to Kevin and the heroes in a grocery store, buying groceries. Kevin arrives at the counter and meets Kelly the cashier. Kevin reads a magazine as Kelly starts scanning items and Brock becomes infatuated with the pretty cashier)

Kevin McCallister: Are those microwave dinners any good?

Kelly: I don't know.

Kevin McCallister: I'll give them a whirl. 

(Kelly holds up Attack Force action figures) 

Kevin McCallister: For the kids. 

(Kelly scans an orange juice) 

Kevin McCallister: Hold on. I got a coupon for that. (hands Kelly the coupon) It was in the paper this morning.

Kelly: $19.83.

Kevin McCallister: Okay.

Kelly: Are you here all by yourself?

Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, I'm 8 years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.

Kelly: Where's your mom?

Kevin McCallister: My mom's in the car.

Kelly: And where's your father?

Kevin McCallister: He's at work.

Kelly: What about your brothers and your sisters?

Kevin McCallister: I'm an only child.

Kelly: Where do you live?

Kevin McCallister: I can't tell you that.

Kelly: Why not?

Kevin McCallister: 'Cause you're a stranger.

Brock: (lovestruck) You're no stranger to my heart. My name is Brock and while my friend checks out his final purchases while I check out your beautiful smile. I could hand it out all day long.

Rabbit: Misty, do something about this lovesick puppy, will you?

(Misty yanks Brock by the ear, dragging him away)

Misty: It's check-out time for you, Brock. 

(Kelly chuckles softly)

Pooh Bear: Do beg your humble pardon, ma'am.

Ash Ketchum: Sorry about Brock, ma'am.

Kelly: Aww, that's fine.

Ash Ketchum: I think we'd better go now. So, have a Merry Christmas.

Kelly: Thanks. You too, guys. 

(Pooh Bear and his friends leave with Kevin) 

Kelly: (sighs) I didn't know an eight-year-old kid has friends with him.

(We cut to Kevin and the heroes walking home with groceries. The bags rip and everything falls out. We then change to Kevin in basement where he does laundry. The furnace makes noise)  

Furnace: Hello, Kevin! (laughing)

Kevin McCallister: Shut up.

(The furnace turns off. We cut to Harry and Marv's van outside the house)

Harry: I don't get it. I mean, right now it looks like there's nobody home. Last night the place is jumpin'. Somethin' ain't right. Go check it out. 

(Long pause while Harry waits for Marv to check it out)

Marv: Now?

Harry: No, tomorrow, egghead. Now! Go ahead! 

(Marv exits the van) 

Harry: "Now?"

(Marv goes the back of the house while Kevin is washing dishes. He rattles the doorknob and then kicks the door flap and loses his shoe)

Marv: Shoot.

(Marv picks up his shoe from inside the house. Kevin plays "Angels with Filthy Souls")

Johnny (on TV): Get the heck outta here.

Snakes (on TV): All right, Johnny. But what about my money?

(Marv listens closely) 

Johnny (on TV): What money?

Snakes (on TV): Acey said you had some dough for me.

Johnny (on TV): Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?

Snakes (on TV): Acey said ten 10%.

Johnny (on TV): Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.

Snakes (on TV): What do you mean?

(Kevin takes a pot from the kitchen and puts it near the door opening)

Johnny (on TV): He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out. Hey. I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes.

(Kevin takes firecrackers and a torch)

Marv: Snakes?

Johnny (on TV): I'm gonna give you to the count of 10... to get your ugly, yellow... no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.

Snakes (on TV): All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'.

Johnny (on TV): One, two, 10! 

(Gunshot soundbytes and firecrackers scare Marv as he jumps over the garbage cans, ducks, then frantically runs to the van) 

Johnny (on TV while Kevin mouths the words): Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

(Marv runs to the van and enters)

Harry: What happened?

Marv: I don't know who's in there, but somebody just got blown away!

Harry: Huh?

Marv: Somebody beat us to the job. They're in there! Two of 'em. There was arguing. One of 'em blew the other one away.

Harry: Who?

Marv: I don't know. I thought I recognized one of their voices. And I know I heard that name Snakes before.

Harry: Snakes? Snakes, Snakes. I don't know no Snakes.

Marv: Snakes. Let's get out of here. 

(Harry is about to start the car)

Harry: Hold it, hold it. Let's wait and see who it is. We work this neighborhood too. 

Marv: Yeah.

Harry: Supposin' the cops finger us for a job, and they start asking us questions about a murder in the area. Wouldn't it be nice to have a face to go with their questions?

Marv: That's a good idea.

Harry: Of course it's a good idea. Snakes?

Marv: He sounded like a snake.