Editing Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone/Transcript (section)

== Reuniting with the Street Sharks and the Extreme Dinosaurs/The Wet Bandits and villains arrive ==
(Meanwhile outside the neighborhood of Chicago, the Street Sharks and the Extreme Dinosaurs are walking down the street)

Ripster: So, this is Chicago, Illinois?

T-Bone: It sure is.

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(The scene cuts to Kevin sledding down a flight of stairs and out the front door)

Kevin McAllister: Whoa!

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Tigger: Say, who are you?

Ripster: I'm Ripster and this is Streex, Jab, and Big Slammu. We're the Street Sharks.

T-Bone: I'm T-Bone, and this is Spike, Stegz, Bullzeye, Hardrock, and Ridge. We're the Extreme Dinosaurs.

Pooh Bear: Well, this is Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eeyore.

Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.

Pooh Bear: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me Pooh for short.

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Kevin McCallister: Are you guys really sharks?

Ripster: Yep.

Streex: Well, actually, we were ordinary teenage boys until we were experimented and transformed into mutant humanoid sharks.

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Kevin McCallister: (to the Extreme Dinosaurs) I've never seen dinosaurs like you before.

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(The scene cuts to the plane as Kate, Peter, Leslie, and Frank are in a conversation. The flight attendant comes)

Flight Attendant: The captain's doing all he can. Your phones are still out of order.

Aunt Leslie: We'll call as soon as we land, Kate. I'm sure everything's okay.

Uncle Frank: It's horrible. Horrible. Just horrible.

Kate McCallister: How could we do this? We forgot him.

Peter McCallister: We didn't forget him. We just... miscounted.

Kate McCallister: What kind of mother am I?

Uncle Frank: If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.

(The scene cuts to the street and shows Harry and Marv among with the villains in their van)

Harry: Five families gone on one block alone. They all told me from their own mouths.

Marv: (chuckles) It's almost too easy

Dr. Facilier: (chuckles) Tell me about it.

Joker: Oh, yes, a quiet little evening.

Jafar: I love the sound of that.

Harry: Check it out. All the houses with nobody home... have automatic timers on their lights. But I got it all figured out. Watch this. Number 664 will be going on... right about... now. 

(Lights come on) 

Marv: Oh. 

Jessie: (giggles) It's just like magic. 

Harry: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Number 672... right... now. 

(Lights come on) 

Marv: (laughs) 

Harry: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 671... now. 

(Lights come on at Kevin's house) 

Marv: (laughs) 

Harry: And that's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna.

Marv: Oh, It's very "G".

Harry: Very "G," huh? It's loaded. It's got lots of topflight goods. Stereos, VCRs.

Marv: Toys.

Prince Hans: Too babyish. You idiots are much too old to be playing with toys.

Harry: Probably lookin' at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoard. Odd marketable securities. Who knows? It's a gem. Grab your crowbar. 

Maleficent: Very good, gentlemen. 

(Each of them grabs a crowbar) 

Harry: Crowbars up. 

(They clink crowbars. We cut to inside the McCallister house, showing the Grinch on TV and Kevin is asleep. Then cuts to Harry and Marv's van driving up to Kevin's house. Kevin wakes up and sees them as they're trying to sneak in)

Marv: Which way?

Harry: We'll go around back, down the basement. Come on. Follow me. 

(Marv tries to break in with his crowbar, but Kevin goes to the basement, turning on all the lights)

Marv: I thought you said they were gone.

Harry: They were supposed to leave this morning.

Marv: Let's get out of here.

(Harry and Marv leave the house as the scene cuts to Kevin hiding under his parents' bed)