Editing Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone/Transcript (section)

== Late arrival at the airport/Meeting Kevin ==
(The scene cuts to the nest day at the front of the McCallister house where a van driver knocks on the door while another van driver picks up the statue and an electrician fixes the power)

Van Driver #1: Where are they?

Van Driver #2: I don't know. She said 8:00 sharp.

(Cuts to Kate and Peter's bedroom. The doorbell rings as Kate checks the alarm clock and then checks her watch)

Kate McCallister: Peter! 

(Peter and Kate both get out of bed quickly)

Both: We slept in! 

(Everyone gets up and starts getting ready and loading up the van. Outside, Mitch Murphy walks up to the vans)

Mitch Murphy: Hi. I'm Mitch Murphy. I live across the street. You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando, Florida. Well, actually, first we're going into Missouri to pick up my grandma. Do you know the McCallisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there? Do these vans get good gas mileage?

Driver #1: Gee, kid, I don't know. Hit the road.

(Inside the McCallister house) 

Everyone: (clamoring) 

Kate McCallister: Heather, do a head count. Make sure everyone's in the vans. Where are the passports and tickets?

Peter McCallister: I put 'em in the microwave to dry 'em off.

(Outside) 

Mitch Murphy: How fast does this thing go? Does it have automatic transmission? Does it have 4-wheel drive?

Driver #2: Look, I told you before, kid, don't bother me. Now, beat it.

(Mitch stays in the back of the van as the McCallister kids come outside)

Heather McCallister: Line up in front of the van. 

Megan McCallister: Did you take my batteries?

Heather McCallister: Come on guys. Line up and shut up!

Mitch Murphy: (opens a McCallister bag) Wow! (takes a camera out and shutters it)

Heather McCallister: Shut up. I gotta take a head count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

Buzz McCallister: 11, 92, 12...

Heather McCallister: Buzz, don't be a moron. 6, 7, 8... (counts Mitch as he takes out a yo-yo) 9, 10, 11. Okay. Half in this van, half in this van, come on. Let's go. 

(Mitch gets out of the van while the McCallister kids get in)

Mitch Murphy: Have a good trip. Bring me back something French. 

(Mitch leaves as Kate, Leslie, Peter, and Frank exit the house)

Uncle Frank: There's no way on Earth we're gonna make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.

Peter McCallister: Think positive, Frank.

Uncle Frank: You be positive. I'll be realistic. 

(The adults get in the van)

Electrical Worker: Ma'am? Ma'am? 

Kate McCallister: What?

Electrical Worker: Excuse me, I just wanted to let you know that your power is fixed, but the phones are a mess. It's gonna take Ma Bell a couple of days to patch 'em up. Especially around the holidays.

Kate McCallister: Okay, thanks. (closes the van) Heather! Did you count heads?

Heather McCallister: Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge in a pear tree.

(The vans drive off and then the scene changes to the airport where the McCallisters are rushing to the terminal) 

Woman: (on P.A.): Attention, please...

Peter McCallister: This way! Hold the plane!

Kate McCallister: Did we miss the flight?

Airport Gate Agent: No, you just made it. 

All: Yeah! 

Airport Gate Agent: Single seats only in coach. Take whatever's free.

(Scene cuts to inside the airplane.)

Airport Gate Agent: Single seats only in coach, take whatever's free.

Kids: Thank you!

Boy: I get a window seat!

Peter McCallister: You kids are in coach. We're up here.

Flight Attendant: Here are your seats. Five A and B. and four A and B. I'll take your coats. 

Peter McCallister: Thank you.

Flight Attendant: Fasten your seat belts, please.

Uncle Frank: Champagne, please. It's free, isn't it?

Flight Attendant: Oh, yes.

Peter McCallister: We made it.

Kate McCallister: Do you believe it? (sighs) Hope we didn't forget anything.

(Back at the McCallister house, Kevin comes down from the third floor and walks out the door. Shows plane takes off and then back to the McCallister house where Kevin comes out of the bathroom. He goes downstairs to the kitchen and turns on the TV. He watches what's on and notices that he's alone. He turns off the TV)

Kevin McCallister: Mom?

(The scene cuts back to the plane in the air and shows the McCallisters inside)

Man: Thank you.

Uncle Frank: That's real. That's real crystal. It's real.

Aunt Leslie: Yeah. So?

Uncle Frank: Put 'em in your purse.

Aunt Leslie: Frank, I can't do that.

Uncle Frank: Put 'em! Put 'em! Put 'em! Just-- Put them in your purse! 

Flight Attendant: Champange? 

Uncle Frank: Uh, yeah. Uh, fill it up, fill it up. Fill it up, please. Thank you.

Kate McCallister: Don't you feel like a heel flying first class with all of the kids back in coach?

Peter McCallister: No. The kids are fine. The only flying I ever did as a kid was in the family station wagon, and it wasn't to France. We used to have to go over to Aunt Laura and Uncle Arthur's house. The kids are okay. They're having the time of their lives.

(Back at the McCallister house)

Kevin McCallister: Hello? Mom? Dad? Mom? Dad? Where are you guys?

(Kevin goes in Buzz's room)

Kevin McCallister: Buzz? Buzz? Buzz? Megan?

(Kevin goes down the basement)

Kevin McCallister: Hello? Hello? Rod? Uncle Frank? Uncle Frank, is this a joke? Megan? Linnie? Is this a joke? 

(He looks around and hears noise) 

Kevin McCallister: (gasps) 

(Noise comes from the furnace) 

Kevin McCallister: It's only my imagination. Only my imagination.

(The furnace continues to make noise as Kevin runs out of the basement and outside to the front of the garage)

Kevin McCallister: The cars are still here. They didn't go to the airport.

(Kevin goes back inside to the kitchen)

Kevin McCallister: I made my family disappear.

Megan McCallister (flashback): Kevin, you're completely helpless.

Linnie McCallister (flashback): You know, Kevin, you're what the French call ''les incompetents''.

Buzz McCallister (flashback): Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.

Jeff McCallister (flashback): Kevin, you are such a disease.

Kate McCallister (flashback): There are 15 people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

Frank McCallister (flashback): Look what you did, you little jerk.

Kevin McCallister: I made my family disappear?

(Kevin ecstatically celebrates his "freedom" of living home alone by jumping on his parents' bed while eating popcorn and running around the house)

Kevin McCallister: I'm free! Free! Free! Aah! Whoo! (screaming)

(Kevin goes inside Buzz's room and opens Buzz's trunk and takes out some firecrackers)

Kevin McCallister: Cool! Firecrackers! I'll save these for later. Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me! 

(Kevin finds a picture of Buzz's girlfriend and grimaces) 

Kevin McCallister: Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof! (puts down the picture and glass shatters) 

(Kevin sees Buzz's BB gun hanging on his wall as the scene cuts to inside the kitchen and uses the BB gun to shoot action figures and a spatula down the laundry chute. The scene then cuts to the kitchen counter with ice cream, marshmallows, whipped cream, etc. as Kevin is in the living room watching Angels with Filthy Souls. The movie plays and show someone in an office and then someone knocks on the door)

Johnny (on TV): Who is it?

Snakes (on TV): It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.

Johnny (on TV): Leave it on the doorstep and get the heck out of here.

Snakes (on TV): All right, Johnny. But what about my money?

Johnny (on TV): What money?

Snakes (on TV): Acey said you had some dough for me.

Johnny (on TV): Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?

Snakes (on TV): Acey said 10%.

Johnny (on TV): Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.

Snakes (on TV): What do you mean?

Kevin McCallister: Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!

Johnny (on TV): He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out. (pause) Hey. I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. (takes out his Tommy gun) I'm gonna give you to the count of 10... to get your ugly, yellow... no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.

Snakes (on TV): All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'.

Johnny (on TV): 1, 2, 10!  

(Johnny shoots and kills Snakes while laughing as Kevin covers his eyes)  

Johnny (on TV): Keep the change, ya filthy animal. 

(Kevin pauses the film)

Kevin McCallister: MOM!!!

(Meanwhile, Pooh Bear, Ash, and their friends are passing through the neighborhood)

Pooh Bear: Well, here we are.

Piglet: Where are we?

Ash Ketchum: This is Chicago, Illinois.

Pikachu: Pika Pika.

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(Kevin notices he's got company)

Kevin McCallister: Huh?

Pooh Bear: Hello, Kevin McCallister.

Kevin McCallister: Uh, who are you guys? How do you know my name?

Pooh Bear: This is Piglet, Tigger and Rabbit. This is Eeyore.

Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.

Pooh Bear: And I'm Winnie the Pooh.

Kevin McCallister: I remember your stories from when I was very little.

Pikachu: Pika Pika.

Kevin McCallister: Hey, Ash. Who is this cute little guy? 

(He's about to touch Pikachu's cheeks and Ash stopped him gently)

Ash Ketchum: Careful, Kevin. If you touch Pikachu's cheeks, you'll get shocked literally.

Kevin McCallister: Oh, sorry, Ash.

Pikachu: Pika Pikachu.

(But Pikachu snuggles with Kevin)

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu is pleased to meet you. He likes meeting new friends. However, he can be very hostile towards anyone who crosses him.

Pikachu: Pikachu.