Editing Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone/Transcript (section)

== Kevin's Battle Plan/Setting up the Traps/The Battle is On ==
(Kevin and the heroes go inside, and Kevin locks the door) 

Kevin McCallister: This is my house. I have to defend it.

Ash Ketchum: Then we will help you protect your house — together!

Pikachu: Pika!!!

Tigger: We're never leaving your side, Kevin.

Rabbit: So be it.

Misty: It's all for one and one for all!

Brock: Mmm-hmm, it's time to execute battle plan! Are you ready? The enemies are due to return to our base at precisely 2100 hours.

Simba: Brock's right, everyone. There's no time to lose.

Kevin McCallister: Thanks guys. You’re the best.

(KEVIN LAYS OUT A BIG "BATTLE PLAN"; KEVIN LAYS OUT LITTLE TOY CARS ON THE FLOOR; KEVIN SPILLS WATER ON THE STAIRS; KEVIN GRABS A SOLDERING IRON OFF THE GRILL AS THE TARANTULA CONTINUES TO CRAWL AROUND; KEVIN HANGS SOLDERING IRON ON THE FRONT DOOR'S KNOB; KEVIN WATERS THE STEPS THAT LEAD TO THE BASEMENT WITH A HOSE; KEVIN PUTS TAR ON THE BASEMENT STEPS; KEVIN ATTACHES A NAIL; KEVIN HAS A ROPE ATTACHED TO HIM AS HE CLIMBS A LADDER TO HIS TREEHOUSE; KEVIN TIES THE ROPE TO THE TREEHOUSE; KEVIN GLUES PLASTIC FOOD WRAP; KEVIN ADJUSTS A TABLE FULL OF PILLOW FEATHERS AND A FAN; KEVIN PLACES CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENTS ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO THE WINDOW; KEVIN TAKES 2 PAINT CANS AND LEAVES A BALL OF YARN, AS THE TARANTULA CONTINUES TO CRAWL AROUND; KEVIN TURNS ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS; KEVIN TAKES OUT HIS MACARONI AND CHEESE OUT OF THE MICROWAVE)

(CUT TO HARRY AND MARV DRIVING UP TO THE McCALLISTER HOUSE)

Harry: Okay, we'll check it out first. We can always come back for the truck.

(Harry and Marv get out of the truck)

Marv: How do you wanna go in?

Harry: We'll go to the back door. Maybe he'll let us in. You never know.

Marv: Yeah. He's a kid. Kids are stupid.

(CUT TO THE McCALLISTER HOUSE; KEVIN BOWS HIS HEAD AS HE PRAYS)

Kevin McCallister: Bless this highly nutritious microwaveable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

Heroes: Amen.

Pikachu: Pika.

(Suddenly, the clock chimes)

Misty: It's 9:00!

Brock: Alright, time to get into battle positions!

(Kevin blows out the candles and gets out a gun and loads it up)

Kevin McCallister: This is it. Don't get scared now.

Ash Ketchum: Let's do it! Cyndaquil, Chikorita, Bulbasaur, Heracross, Squirtle, I choose you!!!

(All of Ash's Pokémon materialize)

Brock: Onix, Geodude, Pineco, Zubat, and Vulpix, battle station!!

Misty: Misty calls...Staryu, Poliwag, Goldeen, and Psyduck!

(Brock and Misty's Pokémon materialize; Kevin stands back, as Marv and Harry walked to the back door. Harry knocks on the door)

Harry: Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you're in there... and that you're all alone.

Marv: Yeah, come on, kid. Open up. It's Santy Claus and his elf.

Ash Ketchum: Kevin don't open the door! It's a trick!

Tigger: He's right. Don't do it, Kevin.

Kevin McCallister: I got it.

Harry: We're not gonna hurt you.

Marv: No, no. We got some nice presents for you.

(The BB gun comes out of the door opening)

Harry: Be a good little fella now and open the door.

Brock: On my signal...now!

(Kevin pulls the trigger, and the BB bullet hits right on the money, causing Harry to scream in agony)

Harry: Ow. Shoot! (mumbles)

Marv: What?

Harry: (mumbles)

Marv: What? What?

Harry: (looks at Marv while mumbling)

Marv: What? What happened?

Harry: Get that little-- (mumbles)

(Marv goes to the door and puts his head in the door flap)

Kevin McCallister: Hello.

(Kevin shoots Marv in the forehead. Marv screams in agony)

Ash Ketchum: My turn! Squirtle, Water Gun attack!

(Squirtle blasts a full blast of water right at Marv)

Kevin McCallister: Yes! Yes!

Ash Ketchum: All right! Teamwork!

(Ash and Kevin high-five each other)

Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Marv: The little jerk is armed!

Harry: That's it! That's it! I'm goin' around the front! You go down the basement! (gets up) That little--

(Harry goes around the front)

(CUT TO THE DOOR AT THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE, HARRY STEPS ON THE FRONT STEP WITH A CARTOON SLIP SFX, AND CRASHES TO THE GROUND WITH A CARTOON BONK SFX)

(CUT TO THE FRONT; MARV SLIPS ON THE FIRST STEP WITH A CARTOON WHEE SFX)

(CUT TO THE BASEMENT; MARV SLIPS AND FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS WITH A CARTOON FALL SFX, A CARTOON CLANG, A CARTOON DRUM ROLLING SFX, AND A CARTOON LAND SFX)

Marv: Ow! 

(Marv picks himself up using his crowbar to the window; Marv slips again with a cartoon fall SFX and a clang and the crowbar falls on his head with a cartoon clang)

(CUT TO THE FRONT; HARRY GRABS ONTO THE RAILING; HARRY SLIPS AND FALLS BACKWARDS WITH A CARTOON FALL SFX, A CARTOON CLANG SFX, AND A CARTOON BONK SFX AFTER GETTING UP THE STEPS)

(CUT TO THE BASEMENT; MARV TRIES TO UNLOCK THE DOOR WITH HIS CROWBAR; MARV OPENS THE DOOR TO A DARK BASEMENT; MARV SLAMS THE DOOR; MARV FINDS A SWITCH AND PULLS IT WITH A CARTOON FALL SFX, WHICH RELEASES AN IRON AND HITS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FACE WITH A CARTOON FALL SFX AND A CARTOON CLANG SFX)

(CUT TO THE FRONT)

Harry: All right, that's it, you little-- you little-- Oh, not this time, you little brat. Ah, ha-ha! You little creep, you, where are you?

(Harry puts his hands on a heated doorknob; Harry screams in agony with a Cartoon Fire Alarm and Bell Ringing SFX, falls down and crawls down the stairs and puts his ice in the snow with a Cartoon Sizzling SFX; Harry takes his hand out of the snow)

Kevin McCallister: Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Ash Ketchum: Yes! All right!

(CUT TO THE BASEMENT; MARV TAKES OFF HIS SHOES AND SOCKS, GOING UP THE STAIRS ON WHICH KEVIN PAINTED TAR WITH CARTOON SPLAT SFX; MARV STEPS ON THE NAIL WITH A GUITAR STRING, SCREAMS WITH A BOING SFX, AND FALLS ON THE BASEMENT FLOOR WITH A CARTOON FALL SFX AND A CARTOON CRASH SOUND SFX)

(CUT TO HARRY GOING TO THE BACK DOOR AGAIN)

Harry: I'm gonna to rip his head off! 

(Harry kicks the door opening to make sure the gun isn't there anymore; he spits on his hand and touches it quickly to make sure it isn't hot) 

Harry: You're dead, kid. 

(Harry opens the door, which pulls a string and turns on a blowtorch on the top cupboard with a Flame Thrower SFX, lighting Harry's head is now on fire; Harry screams in agony with a Cartoon Sierra 3 Train Whistle SFX and eventually sticks his head in the snow with a Cartoon Splat SFX and Cartoon Falling SFX)

(CUT TO MARV GRABBING HIS CROWBAR AND HEADING OUT THE BASEMENT DOOR BAREFOOT; MARV SLIPS AND FALLS AS SOON AS HE WALKS OUT WITH A CARTOON CLANG SFX)  

(CUT TO HARRY TOUCHING HIS SIZZLING HEAD; HARRY CHARGES THE DOOR AND BREAKS IT DOWN WITH SEVERAL CRASHING SFX; THE BLOWTORCH FALLS TO THE GROUND WITH THE DOOR SHUTTING WITH A CARTOON WOOD DOOR SHUTTING SFX)

Harry: Where are you, you little creep?

(CUT TO OUTSIDE; MARV IS CRAWLING UP THE STAIRS AND FINDS A WINDOW)

Marv: Harry! I'm comin' in!

(CUT TO INSIDE OF THE HOUSE; HARRY IS TRYING TO FIND KEVIN AND HEARS HIM IN ONE OF THE ROOMS) 

Kevin McCallister: Oh, no, I'm really scared!

Harry: It's too late for you, kid. We're already in the house. We're gonna get you!

Ash Ketchum: Oh, yeah?! Well, I'm not scared of you!

Harry: Don't care, trainer boy!

Kevin McCallister: Okay. Come and get me. (flips a notch of the fan and runs away)

Harry: Why, you-- (walks into a glued plastic wrap) Now you're dead! (walks into a string that turns on the fan that blows feathers into his face)

(CUT TO MARV ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM THE WINDOW; HE STEPS ON HOOD ORNAMENTS; MARV SCREAMS IN AGONY WITH CARTOON POP AND GLASS BREAKING SFX)

Marv: I'm gonna kill that kid and that trainer boy with the freaky yellow pet! 

(Harry is trying to get the feathers off his face as Marv continues to limp through the living room)

Harry: Marv!

Marv: Harry?

Harry: Why the heck did you take your shoes off?

Marv: Why the heck are you dressed like a chicken?

(Harry just stares as Pikachu laughs)

Kevin McCallister: (from upstairs) I'm up here, you morons! Come and get me! 

Harry and Marv: (slip on a bunch of toy cars at the front of the stairs) Whoa!

Kevin McCallister: You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more? 

(Harry steps on Marv as he walks up the stairs. Marv quickly follows him. Kevin throws a paint can that's connected by a string on the railing)

Harry: Heads up!

Marv: Huh? 

(The paint can hits Marv in the face and he falls off the stairs and to the ground. Harry turns to Marv)

Ash Ketchum: Are you ready, Pikachu?

Pikachu: Pika!

Harry: Don't worry, Marv. I'll get him for you. 

Marv: Harry!

(Harry turns around as a second paint can hits him)

Harry: Ow! (falls on Marv)

Ash Ketchum: Cyndaquil, Flamethrower attack! Bulbasaur, Tackle attack!

Kevin McCallister: Yes!

(Kevin jumps over a piece of rope)

Misty: Staryu, Water Gun attack!

Brock: Geodude, Tackle attack!

Marv: He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him.

Harry: Aw, shut up, will ya? 

Marv: Oh!

Harry: What is it?

Marv: You're missin' some teeth.

Harry: Where? It's my gold tooth. My gold tooth! I'll kill him! I'll kill him! 

(Harry and Marv get up and go up the stairs) 

Harry: You bomb me with one more can, kid... and I'll snap off your ''cojones'' and boil them in motor oil!

Ash Ketchum: We'll handle those crooks, Kevin. You go and call the police!

Kevin McCallister: You got it, Ash!

(CUT TO BEDROOM; KEVIN DIALS 911)

Operator: 911 emergency.

Kevin McCallister: (deep voice) Help. My house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Boulevard. My name's Murphy. (hangs up)