Editing Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone/Transcript (section)

== The Wet Bandits ==
(The scene changes to outside the McCallister house. Kevin comes out with a ladder and saw while Harry and Marv were asleep in their van. Kevin starts sawing a tree. Harry wakes up)

Harry: Hey, Marv, Marv, Marv.

Marv: What?

Harry: Look at this. 

(Kevin saws off the top part of the tree) 

Harry: I think we're gettin' scammed by a "kindygartener." (chuckles)

(Kevin brings the tree inside as we cut to him putting ornaments on the tree. Harry is spying on him)

Kevin McCallister: (gasps, sees Harry on the ornament) Dad, can you come here and help me? 

(Outside)

Harry: Remember that kid we saw the other day? He lives here.

Marv: Well, if the kid's there, the parents gotta be.

Harry: (shakes his head) He's home alone. 

(They leave by the window as Kevin walks off. Harry and Marv go towards the van)

Marv: You gotta be kiddin'. You wanna come back tonight?

Harry: Uh-huh.

Marv: Even with the kid here?

Harry: Uh-huh.

Marv: I don't think that's a good idea, Harry.

Harry: Hey, look, that house is the only reason we started workin' this block in the first place. Ever since I laid eyes on that house, I wanted it. 

Harry: So, let's take it one step at a time, okay? 

(Kevin and the heroes overhear them as he opens up a window) 

Harry: We'll unload the van. We'll get a bite to eat. We'll come back about 9:00.

Kevin McCallister: 9:00.

Brock: At precisely 2100 hours tonight, the enemies will return to attack our defending base. We need a battle plan to defend.

Harry: This way it's dark then.

Marv: Yeah. Kids are a-scared of the dark.

Harry: You're afraid of the dark too, Marv. You know you are.

Marv: No, I'm not!

Harry: Yes, you are.

Marv: I'm not, not, not.

Harry: You are so. 

(They leave the scene)

Kevin McCallister: Mom, where are you?

(He closes the window as we cut to the Kenosha Kickers' van where they're playing "Deck the Halls")

Gus Polinski: Do you play? 

(Kate shakes her head) 

Gus Polinski: Do you want to try? Go ahead. Try it. Try it. Try it.

Kate McCallister: No.

Gus Polinski: Okay. (continues to play with the Kenosha Kickers)