Editing War of the Pranks/Transcript (section)

== The Middle ==
(that night, at the Barn)

(Otis, Pip, sunset shimmer and timmy dressed as aliens)
* '''Otis:''' Awake, earthling cow.

(bessie snoring)
* '''Otis:''' (clears throat) I said... Awake, earthling cow.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Prepare to meet your fate.
* '''Otis:''' Uh, Pip, you wanna help out a little bit here?
* '''Pip:''' I'm on it.

(Pip wakes Bessie up)
* '''Bessie:''' Huh, what is it? Who's there?
* '''Otis:''' The five... four of us are scary aliens.
* '''Pip:''' Scary.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' prepare to be harvested.
* '''Bessie:''' You're all aliens?
* '''Otis:''' Yes .(Alien gibbers) I'm going to harvest your brain for our scary alien experiments. Delightful.
* '''Bessie:''' Ok, go ahead, take my brain right now. I want to see you do it.
* '''Otis, Pip, Sunset Shimmer and Timmy Turner:''' You do?
* '''Bessie:''' Mm-Hmm.
* '''Otis:''' Ok, here I go... Back to the ship, where we shall return with my brain harvesting tools.
* '''Bessie:''' Yeah, you guys do that. See you all real soon.

(When Otis and others walk by, Freddy, Cosmo and Peck saw then freak out)
* '''Freddy:''' (Gasp)

(Freddy hit Otis and Pip with a rock)
* '''Both:''' OW!
* '''Freddy:''' You'll never take my left paw.
* '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, what ever you're, you.. green aliens.
* '''Otis:''' Huh?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' What are you talking about?
* '''All:''' AAH!
* '''Freddy:''' Run away!

(The Next Morning)
* '''Otis:''' This ought to fix the prank queen.
* '''Freddy:''' Otis, Otis, these aliens tried to harvest my left paw last night Just like you said.
* '''Otis:''' No, they didn't, that was us.
* '''Peck:''' You're all aliens?
* '''Cosmo:''' Get em!
* '''Timmy Turner:''' wait Cosmo.
* '''Otis:''' No, we're... (rock thrown in his face) OW! We're not aliens. Look, never mind that, we need your help with something. Pip's gonna bring Bessie in here any minute. We're gonna chatter her up, and when she's under these pile rocks and I'll say "Afternoon," and you guys pull the rope.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Got it?
* '''Freddy:''' Pff, I was born to pull rope on cue.
* '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, I was born that, too.
* '''Peck:''' I was born with this freckle.
* '''Otis:''' Ok, anyway, go hide behind the hay. Oh, just don't forget the cue... "Afternoon."

(The bucket of rocks fall on Otis, Sunset Shimmer, and Timmy)
* '''Freddy:''' Did we get her?
* '''Sunset Shimmer and Timmy:''' No.
* '''Otis:''' All right, minor setback.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' This time, wait for Otis to say "Afternoon."

(The bucket of rocks fall on Otis, Sunset Shimmer, and Timmy, again)
* '''Otis:''' Ok, ready? I'm not gonna say it, but remember your cue.

(The bucket of rocks fall on Otis, Sunset Shimmer, and Timmy, again for third time)
* '''Otis:''' Oh, my...
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' He didn't even say anything.
* '''Freddy:''' Yeah, but he was thinking it. Besides, I like pulling the rope, it makes rocks fall.
* '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, The rain Rocks.
* '''Otis:''' Ok, let's try it this way. You guys say the cue word when Bessie walks under the bucket, and We'll pull the rope.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Now you know the prank, now?
* '''Freddy:''' Pff, can we do that? You can count on us.
* '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, that's easy.
* '''Peck:''' Yeah. when have we ever let you down.
* '''Otis:''' (Sighs)

(Bessie walk in)
* '''Peck:''' Oh, hi, Bessie, are you walking inside?
* '''Freddy:''' It sure is a nice... Morning. Morning!
* '''Peck:''' It's not morning, it's lunchtime.
* '''Cosmo:''' No, No, No, it's Christmas, no, it's Thanksgiving.
* '''Freddy:''' No, I got it, it's "After" something... Aftershave.
* '''Cosmo:''' After-fun!
* '''Peck:''' After-dinner mint. No, that's not it.
* '''Freddy:''' Ooh, I mess everything up. Stupid, stupid, stupid. (Groans) Let's get out of here.
(Now, Bessie dump the bucket of rock at Otis, Sunset Shimmer and Timmy)
* '''Bessie:''' You three still stink at pranks, Otis.
* '''Otis:''' (Sighs)

(Later at the silo)
* '''Otis:''' Here it is, Guys, my masterpiece. I'm a genius. I told you I get Bessie if it's the last thing I do.
* '''Pip:''' I don't remember you saying that.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Me neither.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' What's your plan this time?
* '''Otis:''' When Bessie steps on that spot, a rope will tie around her ankle. Then get spun around, squirted with lemon juice... And then that basket of apples with fall all over her. (laughing) Then, she'll get zipped out that window and smash into the tree behind the outhouse! It's hilarious even just talking about it. (Laughing again)
* '''Pip:''' You've stopped sleeping, haven't you?
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, It's been about three days.
* '''Timmy Turner: '''Believe me, no sleep will not make you look good in the morning.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I can totally see that.
* '''Otis:''' Anyway, let me show you the mechanics....
* '''Pip:''' Watch out!
* '''Otis:''' Whoa!

(Otis being pulled by his own prank and lands in the outhouse where Bessie was in)

(Bessie was embarrassed as everyone laughed)
* '''Bessie:''' Oh, it is on.
* '''Rabbit:''' Ok, this is got to stopped.
* '''Tigger:''' Yeah, those guys went to far. Well I say we, stand we fight. I can teach then think or three, why I--.
* '''Owl & Gopher (singing):''' ''You have no chase, stand and fight, you better stay in bed.''
* '''Owl (singing):''' ''They trounce you left.''
* '''Gopher (singing):''' ''They trounce you right.''
* '''Owl & Gopher (singing):''' ''And tap dances on you head.''
* '''Piglet:''' Uh-p-perhaps we should try to hide uu--.
* '''Owl & Gopher (singing):''' ''You can try, to best to hide, but remember what we said.''
* '''Owl (singing):''' ''They trounce you left.''
* '''Gopher (singing):''' ''They trounce you right.''
* '''Owl & Gopher (singing):''' ''And tap dances on you head.''
* '''Rabbit:''' Run, run! We gotta run!
* '''Owl & Gopher (singing):''' ''You think they can run, and that's jack there bread.''
* '''Owl (singing):''' ''They trounce you left.''
* '''Gopher (singing):''' ''They trounce you right.''
* '''Owl & Gopher (singing):''' ''And tap dances on you head.''
* '''Rabbit:''' (Screams)
* '''Gopher:''' What's matter with him?
* '''Owl:''' HOO, well. Obviously he doesn't appreciate find music.
* '''Wanda:''' Yeah, some one is tot those four a lesson.
* '''Bessie:''' Well, I'm think had one a prank for that, so who's with me?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I do.
* '''Tigger:''' I do.
* '''Rabbit:''' I do
* '''Eeyore:''' I do.
* '''Wanda:''' I do
* '''Cosmo:''' I do.
* '''Piglet:''' I just remember. I having a very important appointment. (weigh laugh) Under my bed.
* '''Tigger:''' Put, Piglet. Bessie, is right, we got to teach Otis, Pip, Sunset and Timmy a lesson.
* '''Piglet:''' Why?
* '''Rabbit:''' Because, they'll keep this up forever.
* '''Tigger:''' Uh, come on, Piglet, bucker buddy. This prank lesson won't be so bad.
* '''Piglet:''' Won't be so bad? This prank is so hard to do, they think is a pranks, these no way we can do that. I'm not go out there alone.
* '''Rabbit:''' But, Piglet. What about the play?
* '''Piglet:''' It's a play about Otis, Pip, Sunset and Timmy learn a lesson in the end?

(Christoper Robin makes a cameo appearance)
* '''Christoper Robin''': As a matter of fact, there is.
* '''Piglet''': Well if you're sure, ok. (nervously)
* '''Bessie:''' Good, Wanda, I need to burrow your magic for this?
* '''Wanda:''' Sure what do you need?
* '''Bessie:''' First, We need you to disguise yourself as that alien princess that Sunset Shimmer was talking about.