Editing War of the Pranks/Transcript (section)

== The Beginning ==
(Otis and the others are watching "Prank'd") 
* '''Man:''' Next on "Prank'd," we get actress Katie McKaterson fired, steal her stuff, and down her house. Ha! Then we hold her over a live volcano 'til she admits how awesome I am. (Laughs) 

(Cut into Otis and the others, and they all laughing) 
* '''Abby:''' That is hilarious. 
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' No kidding. 
* '''Pig:''' Oh, that "Prank'd" guy, he's a genius.  
* '''Timmy Turner:''' This is as good as Wipeout. 
* '''Otis:''' Aw, come guys, I could do that show. I mean, what does he have that I don't have? 
* '''Pip:''' Let's see... He his own show, good looks, fame, money, great pranks, writers.. 
* '''Otis:''' I got a couple of those. 
* '''Bessie:''' A moron like you wouldn't stand a chance against my pranks so I suggest you zip it. 
* '''Pig:''' Shh, quiet, quiet, the shows on again. 
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, but...  
* '''Bessie:''' Eh, eh.  
* '''Otis:''' (Sighs)  

(Otis and Pip leaves) 
* '''Otis:''' Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking? 
* '''Pip:''' That we should just get a  stinking TV for the barnyard already? 
* '''Otis:''' no... We should totally prank Bessie.  
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Mind if me and Sunset join your little plan? 
* '''Otis:''' Why not? Meet me in the Cornfield after everyone's asleep. 
* '''Pip:''' Dude, you had me at "prank." 
* '''Otis:''' Ok, good. Get off my hand. 
* '''Pip:''' I kinda like it. It's like my own taxi. 
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, seriously, get off. 
* '''Pip:''' Right. 
(At the cornfield) 
* '''Otis:''' Ok, you get over by Pig and direct me, Timmy and Sunset. 
* '''Pip:''' I still don't know what we're doing. 
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Yeah, what's the plan again. 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Yeah, I forgot it. 
* '''Otis:''' We're making crop circles so everyone will think aliens came to the farm. 
* '''Pip:''' Oh.. So why is Pig here?  
* '''Otis:''' Because pigs are excellent corn flatteners. He's like a steamroller... A fat, snoring steamroller. 
* '''Pip:''' You're gonna roll him over and over while I'm running alongside him? 
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Yeah, He'll puke all over Pip. 
* '''Otis:''' Eh, think of it as being hugged by chewed food. 
(Pig waking up) 
* '''Pig:''' What, what's going on?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Uh, nothing, nothing. You're dreaming. 
* '''Otis:''' Yeah. You're on carnival ride. Sleep, sleep.  
* '''Pig:''' Oh, I like carnivals. (Snoring) 

(They started rolling and Pig is getting sick) 
* '''Pip:''' Uh-oh, things are about to get chunky. 

(The next morning) 
* '''Freddy:''' Do you see that? 
* '''Abby:''' This is crazy. 
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' A crop circle. 
* '''Piglet:''' Oh, dear. 
* '''Tigger:''' Uh-oh. 
* '''Duke:''' I saw this in a movie once. Some aliens made these crop circles and then they invaded. 
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I bet Princess Mandie made this circle to seek revenge on Timmy. 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Yeah. 
* '''Bessie:''' Aliens, or princess my butt. This is someone's idea for a stupid joke. 
* '''Otis:''' Um, no. I think it's really aliens. 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' They're probably here to harvest us. 
* '''Abby:''' What do you mean, harvest us? 
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' He means by, harvest our brains for experiments. 
* '''Bessie:''' Good. Then you've got nothing to worry about. 
* '''Freddy:''' What if they want to harvest my left paw? 
* '''Bessie:''' Houston, we have a moron. This is obviously someone's prank. 
* '''Freddy:''' You'll never take my left paw. (Hides his paw) Never! 
* '''Peck:''' I'll protect your paw, buddy. 
* '''Abby:''' Oh, I love a good chase. Here I come, boys. 
* '''Rabbit:''' Run, run! We gotta run!
* '''Duke:''' This is so immature. Hey, wait for me, whoa, wait.  
* '''Otis:''' That's right, runs from the aliens. (Laughs) Run before they suck out your brains and make smoothies with them. 
* '''Pig:''' Brain smoothies huh? 
* '''Cosmo:''' Does it use sherbet or frozen yogurt? 
* '''Wanda:''' Not now, Cosmo. 
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' So, Bessie, are you freak out by these crop circles, huh?  
* '''Bessie:''' Well, judging by the bits of corn still stuck to your hands I say you guys made those crops circles. 
* '''Otis:''' What? That's ridiculous. 
* '''Bessie:''' And the bruises on Pig, I'd say you probably rolled Pig around in a steamroller to do it- am I right? 
* '''Pig:''' No, I got these bruises at a carnival. 
* '''Bessie:''' And I bet he puked on Pip. 
* '''Pig:''' Did I? 

(Pip was a little freaked out and ran off) 
* '''Pip:''' (Screams)  
* '''Pig:''' Wait, come back, did I? 
* '''Bessie:''' Take it from the queen, Otis, you three stink at pranks. 
* '''Otis:''' Well... you have an active imagination. We didn't do this. the aliens did. 
* '''Bessie:''' Sure they did. 
* '''Otis:''' Ok, I see how it is. She wants pranks, I'll give her pranks. We'll prank her so good she'll be blinded by our prank-y radiance.  
* '''Pip:''' or we could just let it lie and get on with our lives.  
* '''Otis:''' Eh, we're gonna go with my plan.