Editing Tino Tonitini Says Chill Out, Scooby-Doo!/Transcript (section)

== In the Himalayan Village ==
(At a village, the villagers are leaving, as we got the temple and fire)
* '''Professor Jeffries:''' I'm very sorry, Pemba. I don't know what came over me. I should never have cut that rope. Without you, I quickly became lost, and wondered in the blinding snowstorm for hours. I barely made it back here alive.
* '''Pemba''' Sherpa''':''' It is my own fault, professor. I should not have taken you as far as the forbidden lands.
* '''Professor Jeffries:''' But you did, Pemba. And now the discovery of a lifetime is still within our grasp. The lost kingdom of Shangri-la, hidden from mankind for centuries. Why, it's an archeologist's dream. And it's right up there, just waiting for me. I mean, for us, of course. It's waiting for us.
* '''Pemba Sherpa:''' You may be right, but you forget. Something else is waiting there too.
* '''Professor Jeffries:''' Don't you see? The abominable snowman must be guarding the secret entrance. That's how close we are.
* '''Pemba''' Sherpa''':''' No. You do not understand. We have angered the creature, and now he will seek his revenge. That is why everyone is fleeing the village.
* '''Professor Jeffries:''' Not everyone, it seems.
(A woman shows up with warm drinks)
* '''Pemba''' Sherpa''':''' Minga. What are you doing here?
* '''Minga Sherpa:''' I've brought you some hot tea.
* '''Pemba''' Sherpa''':''' No, I mean...
(He takes out the headphones)
* '''Minga Sherpa:''' Hey, I'm listening to that.
* '''Pemba''' Sherpa''':''' Why are you still in the village? You should be leaving with the others.
* '''Minga Sherpa:''' I'm not a little girl anymore, Pemba. You can stop trying to frighten me with your monster stories now.
* '''Pemba''' Sherpa''':''' Please excuse my sister, professor. She is as stubborn as a yak.
* '''Professor Jeffries:''' So, Minga, you don't believe in the abominable snowman?
* '''Minga Sherpa:''' When I was younger, Pemba used to try to scare me. "The yeti is going to get you." Now he's going around telling everyone that he's actually seen the creature.
* '''Pemba''' Sherpa''':''' I am not kidding this time. The yeti is real.
(Then they heard a yell. And Shaggy, Scooby, and the others, as still sliding down the mountain.)
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' We may be freezing cold, but we're coming in hot.
(They slide on a ramp and start flying. They land inside the temple. Then Pemba, Minga and Professor Jeffries came to see they're okay.)
* '''Professor Jeffries:''' Egads.
* '''Pemba''' Sherpa''':''' Are you all right?
* '''Professor Jeffries:''' Did you break anything?
* '''The High Lama:''' What is this intrusion?
* '''Ron Stopabble: '''Freak.
* '''Pemba''' Sherpa''':''' I humbly apologize, most high lama, but...
* '''The High Lama:''' The monastery is closed. Now, go away.
* '''Pemba''' Sherpa''':''' But look. A couple of strangers have fallen from the sky.
(He looks at them)
* '''The High Lama:''' Indeed.
(He disappears, and then appears with warm drinks.)
* '''The High Lama:''' May I offer you something warm to drink? You must be very cold and tired after your long journey, huh?
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like, you had us at "warm."
(They drink the warm tea, but they found it disgusting)
* '''Tara Duncan:''' Yuck! What is this?
* '''The High Lama:''' I see you do not enjoy our yak-butter tea.
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Well, I'll say one thing. You can really taste the yak.
* '''Scooby-Doo:''' Yuck!
* '''Hay Lin:''' You know, I think it tastes good.
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Do you mind if we use your phone? Our friends must think we've totally flaked on them. Like, snow-flaked, that is.
* '''Scooby-Doo:''' Oh, brother.
* '''Serena Tsukino:''' So do you have phone service?
* '''The High Lama:''' I am sorry, but we have no such modern conveniences here.
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like, wherever here is.
(Scooby grabs a mallets and hits the gong so hard he shakes and heads to a door he gets ups and sees a picture of a monster)
* '''Scooby-Doo:''' Yikes, Shaggy!
(He jumps to Shaggy's arms)
* '''Scooby-Doo:''' Monster. Monster.
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' That's no monster, Scooby-Doo. It's just some kind of creepy carving.
* '''Scooby-Doo:''' Uh?
* '''The High Lama:''' You have discovered our most sacred chamber.
* '''Harvey Kindle:''' What?
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like, way to go, Scoob. Why couldn't you discover something useful like the refrigerator?
* '''Scooby-Doo:''' Sorry.
(They head into the chamber)
* '''Sparrow:''' So what is it about the sacred chamber?
* '''The High Lama:''' In this chamber, we offer sacrifices to the yeti. Half man and half animal, he lives in the snow caves, high on the mountain.
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like, there goes the neighborhood.
* '''Ron Stopabble: '''Look at that crystal.
* '''Clover: '''So beautiful.
* '''Maritza:''' Amazing.
* '''Professor Jeffries:''' What an extraordinary crystal. May I examine it, closer?
* '''The High Lama:''' No, you may not.
(He back everyone out of the chamber)
* '''The High Lama:''' The crystal is sacred. Its mystical glow protects us from the creature's evil power.
* '''Shaggy and Scooby:''' (gulps and frightened) Evil power?
(Then they turned around and the gates opened by Alphonse)
*'''Alphonse LaFleur:''' Bonjour mis amis. I have found you.
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' Look out, Scoob. It’s that terrible tour guide!
*'''Alex:''' I'm with you!
(They run to hide, but the High Lama finds them)
*'''The High Lama:''' Do you know this man?
*'''Shaggy Rogers: '''Yeah. And like thanks to him, a great tour took a grand detour.
*'''Kagome Higurashi:''' And he also lied to us about taking us to Paris.
*'''Maritza:''' He took us here in the first place for some reason.
*'''Alphonse LaFleur:''' My sincerest apologies. There was a terrible mishap. I was so worried, that I jumped out of ze plane myself desperate to save you.
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' Speaking of desperate, what about the rest of the gang? They must be worried sick about us.
*'''Irma Lair:''' Yeah, but so are the our friends. They probably don't know where we are.
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' We're very popular, you know.
*'''Scooby-Doo:''' Uh-huh.
*'''Minga Sherpa:''' I know. Why don't you try calling your friends from the weather station?
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' Weather station, eh? Well, what are we waiting for?
(They get down)
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like, hook us up with that satellite hookup.
*'''Alex: '''And shelter.
*'''Harvey Kindle:''' And food.
*'''Minga Sherpa:''' It is a bit further up the mountain. I can take you there.
*'''Pemba Sherpa:''' The only place you are going is down the mountain.
*'''Maritza:''' Overprotective of a sibling don't you think.
*'''Hay Lin:''' Yeah.
*'''Pemba Sherpa:''' I would be honored to guide you to the weather station.
*'''Professor Jeffries:''' I'll go too. With that snow creature out there, we'll have greater strength in numbers.
*'''Alphonse LaFleur:''' Oui monsieur, we will all climb ze mountain together.
*'''Pemba Sherpa: '''By the way what are your names?
*'''Serena Tsukino:''' I'm Serena.
*'''Mina Aino:''' I'm Mina
*'''Kagome Higurashi:''' I'm Kagome and this is Shippo.
*'''Shippo:''' Hi.
*'''Tara Duncan:''' I'm Tara. Tara Duncan.
*'''Sparrow:''' My name is Sparrow.
*'''Maritza:''' I'm Maritza.
*'''Harvey Kindle:''' Name's Harvey Kindle.
*'''Irma Lair:''' The name's Irma.
*'''Hay Lin:''' I'm Hay Lin.
*'''Ron Stoppable:''' I'm Ron Stoppable and this my naked molerat, Rufus.
*'''Rufus:''' Hello.
*'''Alex:''' And my name's Alex and this is Clover.
*'''Alphonse LaFleur:''' Nice to meet you, mis amis.
*'''Pemba Sherpa: '''It sure is too.
*'''Mina Aino:''' Now, we know what to do.
*'''Alex:''' Yeah, we will all climb up the mountain and find the weather station.
*'''The High Lama:''' Beware, gentlemen. The yeti is the watcher of the guarded places, a realm of terrible danger where those who seek the unknown meet their doom.
(He disappears as the heroes look scared)
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like, whatever happened to "bon voyage"?
*'''Scooby-Doo:''' Yeah.
(We fade to the others)
* '''Daphne Blake:''' Admit it, Freddie. We're lost.
* '''Fred Jones:''' We're not lost. We're just taking a shortcut.
* '''Daphne Blake:''' Across Mongolia?
* '''Fred Jones:''' Just keep an eye out for road signs to Timbuktu. So, Velma, what can you tell us about this abdominal snowman?
* '''Taranee Cook:''' "Abdominal?" Really?
* '''Velma Dinkley:''' Not "abdominal," Freddie. It's pronounced abominable.
(Fred tries to pronounce the word, but fails to do it)
* '''Velma Dinkley:''' There are a number of different theories regarding the abominable snowman. And there have been many photographs taken of the yeti's footprints.
* '''Daphne Blake:''' Hold it. Back up. Yeti footprints? What on earth is a yeti?
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Probably long for yet.
* '''Human Rainbow Dash:''' That maybe, but what is a yeti that Daphne asked?
* '''Velma Dinkley:''' The yeti is the name used by the local mountain people to describe the creature.
* '''Fred Jones:''' So the yeti and the subliminal snowman are the same thing?
* '''Velma Dinkley:''' Not "subliminal," Fred. (Velma tries to pronounce the word, but fails to do it, as the other laugh) Now you've got me all mixed up.
* '''Fred Jones:''' I don't understand. What does any of this have to do with Shaggy and Scooby?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I'm getting worried, guys.
* '''Will Vandom:''' Me too
* '''Kim Possible: '''Be safe, Ron.
* '''Lita Kino: '''Be safe too Shaggy kins.
* '''Daphne Blake:''' There's no mystery there, Fred. One thing we know for sure, those two always know how to find trouble.
(They continued driving)