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Tino Tonitini Meets Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular/Transcript

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Opening/Cemetery[edit | edit source]

(The movie begins)

  • Daryl: Happy Halloween, Katie. You got a nice costume.
  • Katie: You're late. I'm sitting alone in the cemetery and- Darrel, are you a piece of candy?
  • Daryl: Yeah, cool huh? I figure when people see me, I'll make the candy they gave out look small. So that overcome and say by giving us more. Smart huh?
  • Katie: Brilliant. Where's Jimmy?
  • Daryl: Getting his little cousin. I think. His mom is making him take her out with us.

(Then another boy arrives with a cardboard box around his waist)

  • Daryl: Hey, Bert. Got enough room in that trunk for all the candy we'll get?

(Bert turned with his hand towards his ear, and mimed that he couldn't hear them)

  • Daryl: (louder) I said, "do you have..."
  • Bert: (mumbling) Let me roll down (normal) the window. Ah, that's better. I can hear you just fine now.
  • Daryl: Sweet ride.
  • Katie: What are you supposed to be?
  • Bert: I'm a baseball player in his SUV, loaded with all the options, including anti-lock breaks (points to flashlight tied to box) and an atomic-powered laser canon.
  • Daryl: Cool, I'm a piece of candy!

(Then we see the heroes in their Halloween costumes)

  • Tino Tonitini: Ah, Halloween. A time for tricks or treats for everyone to dress up in their costumes and to get a piece of candy from every house. (To the viewers) Oh, hi, it's me, Tino. Okay, so get this. My friends along with my girlfriend invited our friends to on our Trick-or-Treat adventure, so we're getting loads of candies soon. But I must remember my mom that we mustn't eat too much candy otherwise we'll go in a sugar rush.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Tino, we have to get going now.
  • Tino Tonitini: Oh, Sunset is calling me. So let's go and see this cemetery.
  • Katie: Where's Jimmy? It's creepy out here.

(Another kid in his red devil costume pops out behind the grave)

  • Jimmy: Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear!
  • Bert and Daryl: (grinning) Cool!
  • Katie: You're late.
  • Jimmy: I know. I had to get the baby. (shouts) Come on, Hannah!
  • Hannah: I'm coming, Jimmy. I'm coming.

(They see a girl with her fairy princess costume)

  • Human Fluttershy: Hello there. I like your costume.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Not bad.
  • Hannah: Why thank you.
  • Carver Descartes: What's your name, little girl?
  • Hannah: My name is Hannah. Hannah-Marie.
  • Tino Tonitini: Hi, I'm Tino. These are Lor, Carver and Tish, my best friends.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Hello, And this Twilight, Spike the Dog, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Applejack.
  • Sakura Avalon: Sakura.
  • Kero: The name is Kero.
  • Star Butterfly: The name is Star Butterfly.
  • Marco Diaz: Marco Diaz is the name.
  • Ash Ketchum: Hi, I'm Ash and this is my partner, Pikachu.
  • Pikachu: (greetings) Pikachu.
  • Dawn: Hi, guys. My name is Dawn and this is my partner, Piplup.
  • Piplup: (greetings) Piplup.
  • Brock: Hi, I'm Brock.
  • Noby: Hi, I'm Noby.
  • Sue: Hello my name is Sue.
  • Big G: I'm Big G. This guy here is Sneech.
  • Sneech: Yeah, nice to meet you.
  • Doraemon: Oh, yeah and I'm Doraemon.
  • Hannah Whitehouse: My name is Hannah is nice to meet you.
  • Natalie Blackstone: The name is Natalie. Call me, Nat, okay.
  • Akko Kagari: My name is Akko Kagari. It's a pleasure. These are my friends Lotte and Sucy.
  • Lotte: Hi.
  • Sucy: Hi, it's nice to meet you all.
  • Nella: Hi, I'm Princess Nella. And these are my friends. Garrett, Clod and Trinket.
  • Garrett: Hello.
  • Clod: Well hello.
  • Trinket: Hi there.
  • Squire Flicker: My name is Squire Flicker. These are Princess Flame, King Allfire, Queen Griddle, Sir Loungelot, Sir Blaze, Sir Burnevere, Sir Galahot, Sir Hotbreath, The Wandering Minstrel, Cinder and Clinker.
  • Hannah: Who are those cute little things? Are you supposed to be stuffed animals?
  • Mepple: Oh, how rude! We are not stuffed animals thank you very much!
  • Mipple: This is what we usually look like in the garden of light.
  • Mepple: But whenever we're outside of our own world. We have enough energy to look like this.
  • Mipple: So as long as just for a short time. We can change back to normal.
  • Hannah: Hi, Katie. Hi, Daryl. Hi, Bert.
  • Kids: Hi, Hannah.
  • Katie: I like your fairy princess wings.
  • Hannah: Aren't they cool? I helped with the glitter.
  • Daryl: Really? My mom doesn't let me touch glitter, not since the incident with the glue and the dog.
  • Hannah: My parents are giving out boxes of big candy bars for trick or treat. (gives them candy) I brought one for everyone.
  • Garrett: That's very nice of you.
  • Bert: That's cool of you. I'll put this in my glove compartment for later.
  • Jimmy: I can get my own candy. I don't need any baby's help. Now, my creatures of the night--
  • Bert: Sorry, Jimmy, but I'm not a creature of the night, I'm a baseball player driving his SUV.
  • Daryl: And I'm a piece of candy.
  • Katie: Don't look at me! I'm a full-fledged creature of the night! Roar!
  • Squire Flicker: Well I'm a cowboy for Halloween. Howdy partners.
  • Dawn: I'm dressed up as Piplup, and my partner Piplup is a clown for Halloween.
  • Jimmy: Daryl, there is nothing scary about a piece of candy.
  • Hannah: Hey, maybe you could be a mean piece of candy, like when you eat too much of it and it finally gets you sick.
  • Daryl: That's good. I'm that last piece of candy that makes you sick.
  • Jimmy: Now, Bert, baseball-players play night games, right?
  • Bert: That's true. So I'm like a...half-creature of the night.
  • Jimmy: Okay. (devilish tone) Come now, my creatures, and...half-creatures...and sick-makers... And Hannah, if you say you are a fairy princess and not a creature of the night either, I will take you home right now. Now is the time to become monsters, surging forth and...

(Hannah screams as she turned on the light and shines on Jimmy as he fell of the grave)

  • Hannah: Monsters!

(She shines her light on everyone)

  • Hannah: Jimmy! I'm sorry, Jimmy. I didn't know how powerful it was.
  • Jimmy: (rubbing his eye) What the heck were you shining that dumb thing around for?
  • Princess Flame: Shame on you, Jimmy! You scared poor Hannah.
  • Dawn: (In Kagome's voice) What a thing to do to a girl!
  • Daryl: Flashback?
  • Bert: Flashback.
  • Tino Tonitini: Start the flashlight.
  • Katie: Hit it.
  • Daryl: (as Katie's father) Are you anxious to get outside with all the monsters, pumpkin?
  • Hannah: (turns in worry) Monsters?
  • Katie: (as Katie's mother) Oh, she'll be fine. She'll be with Jimmy and his friends. They're very responsible, especially that Katie. She's got a good head on her shoulders.
  • Daryl: I'm just glad she's going with Daryl. He's so big and strong, he can take care of any monsters.
  • Katie: (more worried) Monsters?
  • Jimmy: (pressing an invisible doorbell) Ding-dong.
  • Katie: Come on, honey. We know Katie will look out for her.
  • Daryl: I trust that Daryl, with his boyish good looks and sense of fair play.
  • Bert, the only one not roleplaying, slapped his forehead at this.
  • Bert: Good grief.
  • Jimmy: Ding dong.
  • Both: Don't worry, honey. Daryl/Katie will protect you from the monsters.
  • Hannah: (frightened) Monsters?!
  • Jimmy: Ding-dong, ding-dong, DING-DONG ALREADY!
  • Hannah: That must be Jimmy. I'll get it.
  • Daryl: Here you go, honey. Monsters can't stand flashlights.
  • Katie: Hello, Jimmy. Oh, don't you look cute?
  • Jimmy: Thanks. Happy Halloween. Hannah ready?Come on, Hannah.
  • Katie: Don't worry, honey, if you get frightened, Jimmy's promised to take care of you.
  • Hannah: Okay, mommy. Bye. Hey, Jimmy, wait up.

(Once they were done roleplaying, the everyone all gathered in a spot)

  • Hannah: Yeah, that was a lot like it happened.
  • Spike: Most likely.
  • Ash Ketchum: Good flashback though.
  • Bert: Hey, I get to be in the next flashback!
  • Jimmy: Hannah, shine your flashlight around and scare all the monsters, okay? I need to talk to these guys for a second.
  • Hannah: Okay, Jimmy.
  • Tino Tonitini: We'll keep her company.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Good idea, boyfriend.
  • Human Applejack: Okay, let's keep an eye on her.

(She then scamped off around the graveyard, searching for any monsters lurking about to scare off with her flashlight. Once she was out of range, the other four kids were huddled)

  • Jimmy: Okay, here's the plan: we're gonna ditch Hannah along with the boy and his friends.!

(Daryl, Bert and Katie gasp)

  • Jimmy: (waves a bar around) We all want lots of candy, don't we? Then we'll scare her, and she'll run home and then we can do what we want, okay?
  • Daryl: Well, she is kind of slow and we can go faster as a group of big kids...
  • Katie: And get twice as much candy without her.
  • Jimmy: Then we're all agreed. Follow me, and I'll make sure we have the best Halloween yet.
  • Hannah: I didn't find any monsters.
  • Jimmy: Good work, Hannah. (smirks) You're not (devilishly) SCARED, are you?
  • Hannah: Well, maybe just a little.
  • Jimmy: You want to be a big kid, right?
  • Hannah: Right.
  • Jimmy: Well, if you're a big kid, then you won't be afraid to trick-or-treat...the Spook House!
  • Lor McQuarrie: The what?
  • Jimmy: The Spook House!

(Lightning storm hits to show the Spook House)

Arrived at the spook house[edit | edit source]

  • Jimmy: Years ago, on Halloween night. People who live here forgot to leave candy for the hungry monsters. And got eaten for it!

(The heroes along with Hannah got scared)

  • Garrett: Then what?
  • Jimmy: So now, every year the kid has to leave candy in the basement of the abandoned spook house. To keep the monsters from every kid in the world! And guess who's the new kid?

(They looked at Hannah)

  • Star Butterfly: Now what?
  • Tino Tonitini: We must keep an eye on her.
  • Squire Flicker: Good idea.
  • Sir Loungelot: Yeah, we can't just leave her all alone.

(Hannah opens the door and cautiously goes inside the house with her flashlight)

  • Marco Diaz: This house sure is spooky.
  • Jimmy: Watch! The baby will turn and run.
  • Hannah, ignoring Jimmy, gulped as she stepped inside, cautiously casting her flashlight's light around.
  • Bert: Now what? Your little cousin just went into the Spook House.
  • Jimmy: Hmm, I guess we'll just have to scare her ourselves. Follow my lead.
  • So the four went inside. Jimmy looked worried as he went near Hannah and pointed to the curtains.
  • Bert: Hannah, look! The owner's ghost, over there!
  • She shined her flashlight at the curtains with the shadow of a scary ghost floating among them, with Hannah unaware that the shadow was coming from Jimmy performing a hand shadow puppet, and making a ghoulish noise.
  • Daryl: (as the ghost) Leave your candy! It's your only hope!
  • Bert: I think I hear a skeleton rattling in the closet!

(She turned her flashlight in the direction of the closet door, with the shadow of a skeleton rattling and laughing ghoulishly, thanks to Jimmy's hand shadow puppetry)

  • Katie: Do you hear that witch laughing?
  • Hannah shined her flashlight where the fireplace was with Jimmy's hand shadow forming the silouhette of a wicked witch laughing, with the laughter provided by Katie's voice.
  • Jimmy: Or the werewolf howl?

(His hand then made the shadow of a werewolf howling, with the howl also provided by his voice. Hannah screamed in fright while Jimmy pushed her up ahead)

  • Jimmy: You better hurry, Hannah! Get to the basement and throw some candy down there!
  • Hannah: (worriedly) O-o-okay, Jimmy.
  • Ash Ketchum: We better stay close to her.
  • Sir Blaze: Right.
  • Sir Galahot: Okay, let's go.
  • King Allfire: Don't worry, Hannah, we'll protect you.

(Hannah, Tino and the others goes inside)

  • Jimmy: (calling) We'll be right behind you!

Locked inside/The heroes meets Scary Godmother[edit | edit source]

(Hannah opens the door then threw a piece of candy in the dark basement)

  • Hannah Marie: Jimmy? Katie? Anyone?
  • Sakura Avalon: Where did everyone go?
  • Ash Ketchum: They're not here.
  • Tino Tonitini: Run to the door!

(The Weekenders and Hannah runs off in terror heading towards the door trying to open it, but it turns out Jimmy and the others are holding the door to keep it shut)

  • Dawn: Oh, no, it's locked!
  • Lor McQuarrie: We're trapped!

(Hannah begins to cry in fright)

  • Dawn: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
  • Sakura Avalon: Please keep these monsters and ghosts away from me!
  • Natalie Blackstone: We're all going to die! Please somebody save us!

(Suddenly they see magic glowing and everyone looked to see a witch with her ghostly cat)

  • Squire Flicker: A witch?

(Hannah did not see her, but she continues to cry. The witch tries again to reveal her appearance, but she is still crying. The witch comes up with another idea to draw attention to her as she pretends to cry)

  • Hannah Marie: W-Why are you crying?
  • Scary Godmother: Because I like the sound of booing. Boo-hoo, hoo. (cackles) Hannah Marie, say hello to your Scary Godmother!
  • Hannah Marie: My what?
  • Lor McQuarrie: Scary what-mother?
  • Scary Godmother: Scary Godmother. Ta-da! (chuckles)
  • Brock: (Lovestruck) Oh, vision of loveliness, I'm Brock! Let's go get candy to eat and a lovely Halloween date!

(Croagunk uses Poison Jab on Brock right on his bottom)

  • Brock: I could use a nurse anyway! (Collapsed)

(Croagunk drags him away from Scary Godmother)

  • Big G, Sneech & Sue: (Laughing)
  • Hannah Marie: You mean? You came because we we're scared?
  • Scary Godmother: Sure. I came because you needed me. Now what were you so scared of that it made you cry?
  • Hannah Marie: Monsters.
  • Tino Tonitini: I'm so scared of clowns.
  • Lor McQuarrie: I'm so scared of bees.
  • Carver Descartes: Worms really freak me out too.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Meat, or worse, scary hybrid dinosaurs like Scorpius Rex, Indominus Rex and the Indoraptor.
  • Human Fluttershy: A peaceful longneck dinosaur turns into a killer zombie dinosaur really terrifies me.
  • Sci-Twi: Not to mention it terrified all of us too.
  • Dawn: That ugly looking zombified dinosaur really give me nightmares for sure.
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Don't forget the Night Feeder. I'll never forget that thing nearly killed us.
  • Sir Galahot: Yeah, me too.
  • Sakura Avalon: Those scary-looking dinosaurs really scared me too. But ghosts really scared me the most.
  • Scary Godmother: Monsters? Boy, oh, boy! Are you in luck! Some of my best friends are monsters! Come on. I'll take you over to my realm in the front side and introduce you. Let's go!
  • Tino Tonitini: Okay, then. Here we go!

(They ride on a broom and takes off)

  • Scary Godmother: Hang on!

(The heroes and Scary Godmother takes off into the sky. They see a flash of lightning as the cloud changes into the face of a pumpkin as they enter. They have entered a world of Halloween where we see pumpkins everywhere and a haunted house as they enter inside)

  • Scary Godmother: There we go. What do you think?
  • Hannah Marie: Homey, very homey.
  • Natalie Blackstone: Nice place you got there.
  • Hannah Whitehouse: It looks nice.
  • Mepple: Wow.

(Back to Jimmy and the others laughing after they prank Hannah and the others)

  • Jimmy: (laughing) I wish I could have seen here face when she turned around and we were gone!
  • Bert: (laughing) Priceless!
  • Katie: (laughing) You've been filling her head with stories all night, Jimmy. She was so easy to scare.
  • Jimmy: (laughing) We'll wait right out here! (makes a "scared" look) She'll come out screaming any second!

(As they continued laughing, waiting for them to come out of the house screaming. But they stopped laughing as they looked each other in confusion, while they are unaware of they are not here inside the house)

Meet Skully Pettibone[edit | edit source]

(Back to Scary Godmother looking for something)

  • Hannah: What are you looking for? Can we help?
  • Scary Godmother: We've got to find Skully. He said he be here by now.
  • Hannah Marie: Skully?
  • Star Butterfly: Who's Skully?
  • Porun: Is he playing hide and seek?

(They see the door knob twitch wildly up and down and the it opens to reveal a skeleton with a top hat)

  • Hannah Marie: Aah! A monster!
  • Scary Godmother: That's not monster. It's just my broom-mate.
  • Skully: Oh, my! Scary Godmother! Sorry to be so late, but I just had to get these old bones bleached for the party!
  • Scary Godmother: You look 300 years younger.
  • Hannah Marie: Party?
  • Princess Nella: A Halloween party?
  • Scary Godmother: Sure. Our Halloween party. Me and my broom mates throw one every year.
  • Ash Ketchum: That's cool.
  • Pikachu: Pika.
  • Hannah Marie: I like parties.
  • Akko Kagari: Me too. Halloween is the best holiday ever!
  • Skully: It is the spookiest phantom fest in the whole realm. Practically everyone will be there. It's practically a 'who's boo' of monsters, and incidentally...(narrows eyes and raises nonexistent brow) 'boo' are you?
  • Scary Godmother: Skully, I would like you to meet my new friends, Hannah, Tino, Ash and their friends. Everyone, this is Mr. Pettibone, he's our official skeleton in the closet.
  • Hannah Whitehouse: It's a pleasure to meet you, Skully.
  • Cinder: Hi.
  • Clinker: Hello.
  • King Allfire: How'd you do.
  • Human Fluttershy: Why hello there, Skully.
  • Sci-Twi: It's nice to meet you.
  • Skully: It's a pleasure to meet you, children.
  • Hannah Marie: (giggles) Does everyone have a skeleton in their closet?
  • Skully: (winks) Almost everyone, little miss.
  • Star Butterfly: Really?
  • Kero: What have you been doing?
  • Skully: I work in the closets of the old houses, keeping their secrets and just 'rattling around', but when it comes to Halloween night, (rattling his ribcage) I love nothing more than to roll the bones of a good party. You are staying for the party, aren't you?
  • Hannah Marie: (unsure) Yes?
  • Princess Flame: Well if there's a party in this house. Then maybe yes.
  • Skully: Oh...well, good.
  • Hannah: Well, I don't know. Scary Godmother said there'll be a lot of monsters at the party, and I'm scared of monsters.
  • Tino Tonitini: I'm scared of clowns.
  • Sakura Avalon: I'm scared of ghosts.
  • Natalie Blackstone: I'm not scared of anything.
  • Skully: (chuckled bit) You just haven't met enough good ones yet. Oh my! You just haven't met enough good ones yet. You see, Hannah. Monsters are a like spiders. Some are real nice, some are not so nice. But all of them are creepy and crawly!

(Hannah faints)

  • Akko Kagari: Oh, my gosh, Hannah fainted!
  • Scary Godmother: (annoyed) Was that supposed to help?
  • Skully: (grins) Yes, if it could work.
  • Scary Godmother: (sarcastically) Yes.
  • Sucy Manbavaran: Alright, it will be more spooky.
  • Brock: Hey, wake up, Hannah.
  • Sir Loungelot: Get up, young lady.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Somebody get something to wake her up.

(Hannah wakes up and shakes her head)

  • Princess Flame: Thank goodness she's okay.
  • King Allfire: I'm sure it won't happen again next time.
  • Lotte Jansson: Yeah, we don't wanna scare the kids.
  • Queen Griddle: Let's not mention monsters and scary dinosaurs again.
  • Sir Blaze: Good idea.
  • Dawn: So now what, Scary Godmother?
  • Scary Godmother: And now, a little atmosphere.

(Scary Godmother unleashed her magic to bring out the decorations)

  • Skully: Splendid!
  • Hannah Marie: Cool!
  • Ash Ketchum: Amazing!
  • Garrett: Nice!
  • Clod: You said it!

Back at the house[edit | edit source]

(Back to the spook house)

  • Bert: (frowns) Aw man, this is wasting our precious trick-or-treating time!
  • Katie: At least Daryl and I were smart enough to get some trick-or-treating in on the way here.
  • Daryl: You know, if you picked first, you wouldn't need to trade with me all the time.
  • Katie: I like trading with you, Daryl. I never know what I want until YOU pick it out first.
  • Daryl: (soft groan) Fine.
  • She looked at her candy and picked up some as she mentions them.
  • Katie: So, I'll trade you two caramels for three baby chocolate bars.
  • Daryl: (shrugs) Okay.
  • Katie: Ooh, and this little bag of gumdrops for this sugar cluster.
  • Daryl: Okay.
  • Katie: (picks up a box) And this Shoeless Joe...(smirks) for three kisses...
  • Daryl: Ok... Wait, I don't have any Kisses. Ohhh.

(The two closed their eyes and puckered up, about to move in and kiss, but thankfully, they got interrupted by Bert imitating static)

  • Bert: (mimicking trucker) Breaker, breaker! We've lost contact with Daryl and Katie. Please advise Houston, over.
  • Jimmy: Bert, nobody puts CBs in SUVs these days.
  • Bert: Uh, you just left your baby cousin and her new friends to the mercy of killer monsters on Halloween night, and you're concerned about the additions and upgrades on my cardboard SUV?
  • Jimmy: Hmmm, good point.

(Hearing the sound of thunder, they flinched a bit before looking back at the Spook House in concern, wondering what became of Jimmy's cousin in there)

Meet Harry the Werewolf[edit | edit source]

(Back to the Halloween world)

  • Tino Tonitini: Who dares disturb this... (struggles to open the coffin) This place of... it is final resting place of annoy people.

(Lor opens the coffin)

  • Tino Tonitini: Uh... boo?
  • Lor McQuarrie: Save me, oh, please save me.
  • Skully: Here's the rest of the food! Our guests will be here any minute.
  • Lotte Jansson: Yeah, I can't wait for a Halloween party!
  • Sucy Manbavaran: Same here.
  • Akko Kagari: Me too!
  • Skully: Thanks for making food for us kids.
  • Sakura Avalon: You're very welcome, Skully.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: I'm so glad we can help you out.
  • Dawn: Yeah, I can't wait to have a Halloween party. It's gonna be awesome.
  • Scary Godmother: I'll get it! (poses) How do I look?
  • Skully: Frrrightful!
  • Scary Godmother: You're too kind.
  • Sir Blaze: Let's see who is it.

(The door opens to reveal a werewolf)

  • Star Butterfly: (Screams in terror)
  • Hannah Marie: Aah! A monster!
  • Natalie Blackstone: (screams) It's a werewolf! Don't let it eat me!
  • Sue: I'm too young to be eaten by a werewolf!
  • Scary Godmother: Only to his mother. It's just, Harry. Hi, Harry, come on in.
  • Harry: Thank you, Scary Godmother, I don't mind if I do.
  • Lotte Jansson: Hi.
  • Sir Burnevere: Welcome.
  • Harry: Mmmm, where are those wonderful smells emanating from? The goody plate, I believe. You won't mind if I SAMPLE a few delicacies, do you?
  • Before he could though, the skeleton smacked his face with a rolled-up newspaper.
  • Skully: No! Down, boy! Last year, you've devastated the entire boo-fet before the other guests even arrived!
  • Harry: (rubs his snout) How dare you, sir! I come to a party to enjoy the company of good...

(Skully waves the spider-shaped cookie hypnotizing Harry)

  • Skully: Now, sit!

(Harry sat down)

  • Skully: Good boy. Shake.

(The werewolf shook the skeleton's hand)

  • Skully: Now, roll over.
  • Harry: (rolls eyes) Oh please!
  • Skully: Roll over.
  • Harry: I will not degrade myself!
  • Skully: (waves cookie around) Over.

(The obese werewolf then gave in as he flopped on his back and grunted as he did his best to roll over, but couldn't even move himself half-way. The skeleton rolled his eye sockets.)

  • Skully: Close enough. Here.

(He then tossed the cookie in the werewolf's direction and Harry ate it in one bite.)

  • Skully: Now no more until everyone else shows up, and you'll be lucky to get that.
  • Harry: Oh, you'll be lucky if I don't bury your femur in the backyard, you scoundrel!
  • Tino Tonitini: Things are gonna get ugly.

(As their about to fight, Scary Godmother breaks up the fight on time)

  • Scary Godmother: Harry! I want you to meet my new friends.

(Harry sees Hannah hiding behind the couch)

  • Harry: But it...it can't be!
  • Hannah: It can't be what?
  • Harry: Oh, don't be coy, my dear. I am a huge fan.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: You know who she is?
  • Harry: Of course. It's Ophelia St. Tartar, the one who played the Princess of Ectoplasmania in Episode 42 of the Spectral Six. (Takes out a comic book and shows the girl in the comic book who almost looked like her) (gasps) She's practically in the same costume as well. What a priceless in-joke for those of us who are long-time spectators, like myself of course. Hors d'ouerve, Miss Tartar?

(Hannah giggled while Skully glared at Harry)

  • Harry: It's not for me, it's for Miss Tartar. (to Hannah) Do you mind if I call you Ophelia?
  • Hannah: I don't mind but it's not my name.
  • Queen Griddle: She already has a name you know.
  • Scary Godmother: Harry, this is not Ophelia St....
  • Harry: (with mouth full) Oh, I'm such a huge fan of your show. I must know every single line from every single episode.
  • The witch went in front of the wolf and started mimicking him with hand puppets, before pulling out a card and placing it over the screen. On the card appeared a picture of Scary Godmother with a chef's apron while holding a spatula, with the words "Treats with your hostess Scary Godmother" appearing along the side.
  • Scary Godmother: Here's a treat that's fun to make and helps you get a word in edgewise. Take two of your favorite crackers, spread one with jam, one with peanut butter...Then both crackers were joined together to form a little sandwich. Mush them together... And jam them into the mouth of a chattering werewolf.

(She then jammed into Harry's mouth and eats it)

  • Scary Godmother: Voi-la!

(Harry finished eating the cracker with peanut butter and jelly)

  • Scary Godmother: Now Harry, these are my new friend Hannah Marie, not Ophelia St. What-Have-You-Played-Madame-Highlord-Muttley-Molasses from your favorite Skele-vision show. These are her friends Tino, Ash and their friends.
  • Dawn: Hi.
  • Spike: Hello there, Harry.
  • Scary Godmother: Skully, don't tease him!

Meet Count Max, Ruby and Orson[edit | edit source]

(The door bell rings)

  • Scary Godmother: I'll get it!
  • Trinket: I wonder who that could be?
  • Skully: Oh, silence. Music to my cranium.

(The sound of a scream-type sound from a timer in the kitchen went off)

  • Skully: Oh, the jelly rolls should be done. Ta-ta.
  • Sue: Let's go before they get burned.
  • Dawn: Oh, right.

(They dashed into the kitchen. The door opens to reveal three Vampires and frightens Hannah and the others)

  • Noby: Vampires!
  • Sue: Don't let them bite my neck!
  • Scary Godmother: Hello Count Max, Ruby, Orson!
  • Max, Ruby and Orson: Good evening, Scary Godmother.
  • Scary Godmother: I know it's intimidating being around royalty, but don't worry. We should offer them some refreshments, don't you think?
  • Hannah: Yeah. That's probably good manners when you're dealing with kings and queens.
  • Scary Godmother: Chocolate-covered fly?
  • Max: Mmmm, don't mind if I do.
  • Ruby: None for me, darlingk. I am watching my figure.
  • Orson: Mmmm, dark chocolate.
  • Scary Godmother: Shall we move to the other room?
  • Max: Lovely.
  • Ruby: Delightful.
  • Orson: Okay.
  • Human Fluttershy: Excuse me.

(They see the three vampires are not going inside the house)

  • Hannah: Why are they just standing there?
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Aren't they supposed to get in?
  • Scary Godmother: Oh, no! That's right! Vampires can't enter a house unless you invite them in.
  • Hannah: Really? That's very polite.
  • Scary Godmother: Oh, yeah.
  • Doraemon: Then let's do it.
  • Nella: Okay.
  • Big G: I think I'll like that idea.
  • Scary Godmother: I'm thrilled to have the king and queen of the night grace my humble home.
  • Trinket: Welcome.
  • Hannah Whitehouse: Come on in.
  • Max: The pleasure is ours.
  • Ruby: The place looks great.
  • Scary Godmother: Help yourselves to the food.

(The vampire sees Hannah and the others and attempt to eat them)

  • Hannah: Ahhh! (hides) Scary Godmother!
  • Ash Ketchum: Wait, don't suck our blood!
  • Luckily, she held out a platter of treats in front of the girl.
  • Scary Godmother: Oh no! These are my friends, Hannah Marie. Tino Tonitini, Ash Ketchum and their friends.
  • Vampire Parents: Oh.
  • Scary Godmother: Everyone, this is Count Max, his wife Ruby, and their son Orson.
  • Orson: Hi.
  • Squire Flicker: It's really nice to meet you three.
  • Nella: Hello there.
  • Sakura Avalon: Hi.
  • Kero: Hey there.
  • Hannah: Hi. Are you a real vampire?
  • Orson: Of course I'm a real vampire. Are you a real human?
  • Hannah: Yeah, but you're just a kid.
  • Orson: So are you.
  • Hannah: Do you go to school?
  • Orson: Sure, night school. What about you?
  • Hannah: I go to school: Sacred Heart.
  • Orson: Mmm, sounds tasty, but you go during the day.
  • Hannah: So?
  • Orson: How can you see with all that sunlight in your eyes?
  • Hannah: (giggles) I can't see in the dark.
  • Orson: (amazed) You can't?
  • The adult women watched this interaction with Ruby whispering to the witch.
  • Ruby: It's his first real human.
  • Scary Godmother: Cute!
  • Hannah: Do you sleep in a coffin?
  • Orson: Sure, I've slept in my own coffin since I was three. You mean you still share a coffin with your own parents?
  • Hannah: (frightfully) NO! (calms down) I mean, yes...I mean, I don't sleep in a coffin at all.
  • Orson: (shocked) You're homeless?!
  • Ruby: (chuckles) Orson, honey, Hannah's not from around here. Vhy don't the two of you fly off and enjoy the party?
  • Orson: Okay.
  • He began to hover in the air on his own towards the kitchen, before noticing Hannah still on the ground.
  • Orson: Can't you fly with those wings?
  • Hannah: Nuh-uh.
  • Orson: Race you to the kitchen then.

(They ran into the kitchen)

  • Ruby: No, no! No running, you'll---
  • Hannah Whitehouse: Guys be careful!

(They bumped into Harry while Skully is end into pieces with his skull, his hat and the treats flying into the air. Harry runs backwards as he tries to take a bite on the treats. However, he ended up hitting against the sink cabinet, shaking one of two liquid refreshment bottles to vibrate. One of them fall into Harry's mouth as he drinks the whole thing

  • Harry: (with his mouth full) Hey, I can talk again!

(The treats rained down on him, scattering all over, followed by Skully's skull.)

  • Skully: (dryly) Be still, my beating rib cage.
  • Harry: (spits out the bottle) Quiet, philistine!

Halloween party/Meet Bug-a-boo[edit | edit source]

(Later as everyone starts the party)

  • Harry: Good evening, Count Max.
  • Max, not really fond of Harry, tried to speak politely to him.
  • Max: Good evening, Harry. It is...nice to see you.
  • Harry: Nice to be seen. Oh, Miss Ruby, nice to see you, my dear. (Kisses Ruby's arm but Max pulls away from Harry)
  • Harry: So, Max, you run in a celebrity crowd. Do you think you'll be seeing a Miss Crystal? (He then pulled out a picture of a ghostly Victorian woman, Miss Crystal, and a pen) If you do, perhaps an...autograph?
  • Max: Harry?
  • Harry: Yes, Max?
  • Max: Look deeply into my eyes. (starts hypnotizing Harry)
  • His eyes then began to spiral.
  • Harry: Okay, looking.
  • Max: Now, cease your chattering and sleep.
  • Harry: (confused) Sleep? On an empty stomach? But I-- (he sleeps)
  • Max: That is better; some peace and quiet...(as Harry snores) I think.
  • Lor McQuarrie: At least we don't have to listen to that chattering werewolf.
  • The skeleton, witnessing the trick, approached the vampire king.
  • Skully: Oh, I love the way you think, Count Max! Can I get you anything?
  • Max: Thank you. Bloody Mary, hold the Mary. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
  • Skully: Can I get you something to eat or drink too, kids?
  • Akko Kagari: Yeah.
  • Ash Ketchum: I'll have cheese and crackers and a fruit punch please.
  • Sue: I'll have chips.
  • Sir Loungelot: And not to forget, Burgers and fries.
  • Queen Griddle: Does anybody have sandwiches for me and King Allfire?

(Everyone hears a knocking noise)

  • Bug-a-boo: Hey, hey, hey! You start the party without me?
  • Scary Godmother: Heaven forbid. It won't be a party without you here, Bug-a-boo. Come on up.

(A monster opens the door)

  • Bug-a-boo: Let's party!

(Hannah screams and so does Bug-a-boo)

  • Scary Godmother: It's okay. It's okay, Hannah. Take a deep breath.

(Hannah takes a deep breath but then she screams again)

  • Bug-a-boo: I start scaring kids after hours I'm gonna put in for all the time. Now calm down, kid, calm down.
  • Hannah: Ahhhh! Help me, help me! The monster's gonna get me! (she runs off in fear)
  • Bug-a-boo: What? I'm not doing nothing!
  • Scary Godmother: Bug-a-boo, you're scaring her worse.
  • Hannah Whitehouse: Wait!
  • Akko Kagari: Stop!
  • Sucy Manbavaran: Come back!

(They run around the house)

  • Hannah: My flashlight! That'll save me! (She takes her flashlight) Take that!

(Bug-a-Boo skidded to a halt and stood there with all the other monsters and the heroes colliding bheind him)

  • Bug-a-Boo: What are you? A coal-miner?
  • Hannah: But...my dad said...
  • Scary Godmother: Um, Hannah, flashlights only work on monsters that hide in your closets, and Bug-a-Boo's a monster that hides under your bed.
  • Bug-a-Boo: Nice cover.
  • Hannah: I don't care what kind of monster he is! Keep him away from me! He's big and mean and scary-looking!
  • Lor McQuarrie: Yeah, you're also the ugliest monster I've ever seen too! Get out now!
  • Bug-a-Boo: Awww, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin the party. Maybe I should go.
  • Everyone: Awwww.
  • Scary Godmother: Wait, you don't have to go.
  • Bug-a-Boo: (sniffs) No, no. I understand, it comes with the job.

(The other monsters, getting up, all spoke at once, not wanting their friend to leave. This made Hannah feel guilty as she went over to the monster)

  • Tino Tonitini: Maybe you guys need to talk to him.
  • Ash Ketchum: Yeah, I guess you're right.
  • Hannah: Maybe you're not that mean after all.
  • Bug-a-Boo: Well, to tell you the truth, monsters aren't mean. Big and scary, yes, but not mean.
  • Hannah: Big and scary is right.
  • Bug-a-Boo: Aww, you're just trying to butter me up.
  • Scary Godmother: Does that mean you'll stay?
  • Bug-a-Boo: You got it! After all, ha ha, it is my house.
  • Scary Godmother: Alright then! Let's party!

(Everyone begins to have a Halloween party in the house. We go back to the Human World)

  • Bert: Door is ajar, door is ajar, door is ajar.
  • Needless to say, this irritated the boy dressed in the devil suit as he turned around.
  • Jimmy: (snaps) WILL--YOU--STOP THAT?!
  • With that, Bert went quiet and walked backwards.
  • Bert: Please fasten your safety belts. Vrroom.
  • The impatient Jimmy growled in fury as his attention went back to the house.
  • Jimmy: Why isn't she screaming yet?!

(Back at Scary Godmother's house, Hannah screams not in terror but joy as everyone dance like a party animal)

Back to Jimmy and the others[edit | edit source]

(Back in the real world)

  • Daryl: Now what are we going to do? We've practically missed Halloween!
  • Bert: This isn't funny anymore!
  • Katie: We've got to go in there and get Hannah! She's probably scared to death by now.
  • Jimmy: Look! I'm the leader of the group, and I say we wait.
  • Katie: Who made you the leader?
  • Jimmy: What do you mean? Of course I'm the leader.
  • Bert: That's not fair! We didn't even vote.
  • Jimmy: You want to vote? Fine. Who wants me for leader?

(Nobody responds)

  • Jimmy: Okay... who wants Bert for leader?

(Bert grinned as he rose both his arms.)

  • Jimmy: Daryl?
  • (Katie happily raise her hand.)
  • Jimmy: Katie.
  • Daryl: That's one vote for everyone.
  • Bert: I demand a recount!
  • Daryl: That's still one vote for everyone.
  • Bert: (smirks) Recount!
  • Daryl: That's one vote for everyone.
  • Bert: (chuckling) Recount! Ha ha ha!
  • Jimmy: What are you doing? Nobody's changed their votes.
  • Bert: (whispering) I just want to see how long he'll keep this up.
  • Jimmy: (smirks) Ooohhh.
  • Both: (in unison) Recount!
  • Daryl: (sighs) That's one vote for everyone.
  • Bert and Jimmy: Recount!
  • Katie: Will you two stop it?! Ugh! We'll do "rock, paper, scissors" for it!
  • Daryl grinned, liking the idea.
  • Katie: Ready? Go!

(They play rock-paper-scissors and got rock)

  • Daryl: All rock, no winner.

(They play rock-paper-scissors and got rock again)

  • Daryl: All rock, no winner.

(They play rock-paper-scissors and got rock again)

  • Daryl: All rock, no winner.
  • Jimmy: (annoyed) Look, wise guys, nobody's going to win if we all do rock. Is that clear? Ready? Go.

(So they grunted as Jimmy went with rock and the other three changed their rocks to scissors. The devil-dressed kid smirked in triumph.)

  • Jimmy: Ha! Rock beats (hits each "scissors") scissors, scissors, scissors! I'm still the leader and I rule, no more voting!
  • Bert: So what now?
  • Jimmy: (gets up in his face) Stick it in park and wait!

Harry ate all the snacks[edit | edit source]

(We go back to Scary Godmother's house)

  • Hannah Marie: See anything you want to eat?

(Orson opens his mouth as Hannah place carrots on his fangs)

  • Dawn: (In Kala's voice) Don't even think about it.
  • Princess Nella: We mean't in the fridge, Silly.
  • Orson: I was just kidding.
  • Hannah Marie: We know. I'm not afraid of you.
  • Ash Ketchum: Same here.
  • Pikachu: Pikachu.
  • Bug-a-Boo Peekaboo! I see you.
  • Orson: You should be afraid of me. (gives scary vampire pose) Someday, I will be king of the night.
  • Hannah: Someday, I'll be movie star princess veterinarian astronaut ballerina with a pony.
  • Ash Ketchum: For me I wanna become a Pokémon Master.
  • Orson: Cool.
  • Scary Godmother: I love your dress, Ruby.
  • Ruby: This old thing, I vas practically buried in it.
  • Queen Griddle: It looks good on you, ma'am.
  • Ruby: Why thank you, Queen Griddle.
  • Max: Hmph! New fangled fashions! I remember when a vampire queen used to look like a queen.
  • Skully: Me too.
  • Ruby: Oh, Max, it's just a modern little frock.
  • Max: Too modern and too little for my tastes. (gestures to below) You can practically see her ankles.
  • Scary Godmother: Don't freak out, Max. After all, you can see MY ankles.
  • Skully: Mine too.
  • Scary Godmother: I think she looks nice.
  • Max: Bold, ravishing, yes. Beautiful, of course. But her ankles, really?! One century, it's corsets and bussels, and the next thing you know...
  • Skully: It's platforms and miniskirts?
  • Max: (Snapped his fingers near Harry) Exactly!
  • Harry: (wakes up) So as I was saying...(eagerly) ooh, snacks!
  • Max: (slaps his forehead) D'oh!

(Harry tries to eat the Candy Apple, but Skully catches it and growls in anger)

  • Harry: What? Dancing always makes me peckish.
  • Sci-Twi: Don't ever say snacks, again.
  • Ruby: Vhat's the matter, my love? You are usually the death of the party.
  • Max: I do not want to talk about it.
  • Ruby: (sits next to him) Oh, tell me, my alabaster Romeo. Vhy are you so out of sorts?
  • Max: Eh, it is just...
  • Ruby: Vhat, Maxie? I don't want any bad blood between us.
  • Max: I am simply no good at parties. Look at the others, conversing with ease.
  • The other monsters were all happily laughing at a joke one of them told.
  • Max: I feel out of touch, and then I get self-conscious.
  • Ruby: But these are our friends. They like you just the way you are, 500 years their senior.
  • Max: I know! I just have to remind myself every now and again that it is the 20th century now.
  • Ruby: 21st century, my precious.
  • Max: (frowns) Great! Now my watch has stopped as well.
  • He showed his broken watch with a spring bursting out.
  • Ruby: I enjoy you, Maxie. But if you want to break the ice, start with a joke.
  • Max: A joke. I think I will try. (slyly) But first...
  • The two then moved in together with a flock of bats appearing and blocking their view from other partygoers.
  • Ruby: (lovingly) Oooh, count.
  • Hannah and Orson happened to stop by and see this, turning away in disgust.
  • Orson: Oh, gross! My parents are necking again!
  • Hannah: Maybe there's something I can eat on the snack table.
  • Carver Descartes: Yeah, I'm getting kinda hungry.
  • Lor McQuarrie: Me too.
  • Akko Kagari: Let's go eat.
  • They turned to the snack table, only to find Harry lying down on it, napping, when an upset Skully came and yelled at the canine, swatting his newspaper at him.
  • Skully: Bad dog, bad dog! Oh, get down! All of my precious work! My tarantula egg rolls, my gorgonzola and harpy's egg quiche, my flea's ear casserole...(voice breaks) all gone.
  • Akko Kagari: (growls in anger) Harry! You ruined and ate all the snacks at the table!
  • Big G: (In Shrek's voice) I'll kill that werewolf!
  • Hannah: (quietly) Thank goodness.
  • Orson: You don't eat quiche?
  • Hannah: No, I meant all the other stuff.
  • Orson: Oh, gorgonzola. Blech!
  • Scary Godmother: Broommate huddle!
  • She, the skeleton and Bug-a-Boo formed a group huddle.
  • Scary Godmother: Now what? The party's just starting and we're out of food!
  • Skully: Well I could always whip up some (gestures breaking in half) werewolf kabobs.
  • They looked at the werewolf in question, who was licking the crumbs off the plate. The three then turned back.
  • Scary Godmother: Seriously? What are we going to do? We've got to serve something. I'm getting hungry.
  • Bug-a-Boo: I'm starvulating!
  • Skully: I'm gonna fade away to nothing if I don't eat something soon.
  • Tino Tonitini: How about Pizza?
  • Bug-a-Boo: Pizza!
  • The overhearing werewolf brightened up.
  • Harry: Pizza?
  • Scary Godmother, Skully & Bug-a-Boo: Pizza!
  • Harry: Pizza!
  • Hannah: (claps her hands) I'll eat pizza!
  • Orson: Me too!
  • Harry: Pi-i-izza!
  • Ash Ketchum: Pizza sounds good. Right, Pikachu?
  • Pikachu: Pika, Pika!
  • Ruby: Pizza vould be a nice change.
  • Count Max: Pizza! Ha! Back in my day, we never thought of putting cheese and sauce and--
  • His wife then elbowed him, forcing him to change his attitude as he held his thumbs up and gave a forced smile.
  • Count Max: Pizza is a groovy idea?
  • The vampire son was embarassed while Hannah mimicked the father holding his thumbs up.
  • Hannah: (giggles) Groovy?
  • Orson: I know, they're so embarrassing I could just live.
  • Harry: I'll order, they know the sound of my voice at Diablo Bros. Now, who wants garlic?

(Count Max angrily grabbed him by the collar)

  • Count Max: What are you a maniac?! Are you trying to poison my family?!
  • Orson: We're all allergic to garlic, Harry.
  • Sucy: That is very bad and dangerous.
  • Lotte: You might wanna be careful, it's dangerous and poisonous for vampires.
  • Noby: That's one of their weakness.
  • Ruby: Get the belfry-mano special: half-O positive, half-A.B. negative.
  • Skully: Make sure there's extra cheese.
  • Bug-a-Boo and Hannah were equally excited for the topping option.
  • Both: Yeah! Extra cheese and olives! Yeah!
  • They both high-fived each other, before Hannah was surprised.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: YOU? You eat pizza with cheese and olives?
  • Bug-a-Boo: Yeah? I like olives, so?
  • Hannah: I thought monsters ate little girls.
  • Bug-a-Boo: Aw, that's silly. Little girls make the crust all soggy.
  • Bug-a-Boo: Just joking, kid. It's my job to scare kids, not eat 'em. If I went around eating all the clients, I'd be out of work. Who told you that bunch of nonsense?
  • Hannah: My cousin Jimmy.
  • Harry then picked this time to butt in.
  • Harry: While I'm sure this Jimmy/monster discussion is imperative to the plot, can we get back to something that is important? (holds out phone) Like ordering pizza?
  • Scary Godmother: Harry, we haven't forgotten who inhaled the boo-fet!

(Everyone glares at Harry)

  • Harry: Touche. Point well taken. Socially awkward pause. (points to phone) I'll phone this in.

Back to the spook house[edit | edit source]

(Back to the spook house)

  • Daryl: I can't believe we left Hannah in the Spook House.
  • Bert: We're gonna be in so much trouble, Jimmy!
  • Daryl: I can't believe we left Hannah in the Spook House.
  • Katie: What if she never comes out?
  • Daryl: I can't believe we left Hannah in the Spook House.
  • Jimmy: Will you stop it? We did what we had to do, right?
  • Katie: Then where is she? She should have come out of there screaming ages ago?
  • Bert: Maybe the monsters got her!
  • Jimmy: (smacking the back of Bert's head) There's no monsters. I just made that up to scare the baby, duh.
  • Daryl: (ignoring Jimmy) Yeah, and if they got her, maybe they didn't get enough candy, and maybe the monsters are going to burst out of there and eat every single kid in the whole world!
  • Jimmy: What are you talking about?! There's no monsters!!
  • Katie: Oh my gosh! We've got to save Hannah from the monsters!
  • Bert: You save Hannah! I'm drying my SUV home before the monsters show up!

(The three kids are panicking while Jimmy just stood there and watching in disbelief as he smack them to calm them down)

  • Jimmy: (doing a cuckoo motion with his finger) Have you all gone crazy?! (motions to a toddler height) Little babies believe in monsters, okay? WE don't! We're the big kids, right? There's no such things as monsters!

Eating pizza/Planning to scare the big kids[edit | edit source]

(Cut back to Scary Godmother's house)

  • Scary Godmother: I'll get it!
  • Pizza Delivery Skeleton: Diablo Bros Pizza! You buy we fly! Here is your order, Scary Godmother. That will be $197.00. Tip not included.
  • Scary Godmother: $200 in pizza?!
  • Pizza Delivery Skeleton: Sure. 12 extra large is at 60 bucks each. Of course, you could... (demonic voice) Sign for it!
  • Scary Godmother: Uh, no. My soul is worth more than 12 pizzas. Pssst. Skully. You got any money?
  • Skully: Why no. I left it in my 'other pelvis'.
  • Scary Godmother: Oh ha ha. Very funny. 12 pizzas, Harry?!
  • Natalie Blackstone: Seriously, Harry?! Why did you buy a lot pizzas that could cost a lot of money?!
  • Harry: Naturally I wanted to be considerate of everyone's choices.

(Harry checks his wallet to find money but found nothing)

  • Sakura Avalon: Seriously?
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Did you got money, Dawn?
  • Dawn: Oh, right. (checks her backpack) There's gonna be money in here somewhere. All you called snacks and juice money!

(Ash and Brock falls down)

  • Skully: Ooh. Let's see if Bug-a-Boo has any money stuck to him from being under the beds all day.
  • Scary Godmother: Rrright!
  • Tino Tonitini: Let's go.

(The heroes quietly sneaks behind Bug-a-boo and they tackle him. He laughs like he was being tickled while the gang are looking for money. Meanwhile, Harry grabs a box of Pizza)

  • Hannah Marie: Ooh, I found a $50 in his underarm.
  • Ash Ketchum: I found another $50 dollar too!
  • Scary Godmother: I found some too! That'll do it.

(As soon as the pizza delivery skeleton was paid, she closed the door and turned in anger to Harry who is sneaking away with a box of pizza)

  • Scary Godmother: YOU! (uses her magic on Harry with a box of pizza) You have wrecked my snack table, insulted my broommates, made a mess in my house and stuck me for 12 pizzas. Harry sometimes you are sensitive, boorish, and you have just plain lousy table manners!
  • Harry: Please I'll do anything!
  • Scary Godmother: I know you will, Harry. You'll help me with the pumpkin patch, you'll knit spider-webs, clean the tombs. Oh, yes, you'll probably have tonight paid off by Halloween next year. Enjoy your pizza.
  • Harry: It's turned to ashes in my mouth.
  • Skully: Oh, that's mine then. I had half ashes, half green peppers.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: I ordered veggies and Dawn ordered half Hawaiian.
  • Dawn: We'll take that.

(They take the box away leaving Harry sad)

  • Carver Descartes: Wow, this is great!
  • Natalie Blackstone: So?
  • Hannah Whitehouse: So what? Oh, you mean, what do I think of this pizza? They were great idea!
  • Natalie Blackstone: I know! They're awesome are they?
  • Sir Blaze: Yeah, This pizza is really great.
  • Sucy Manbarvan: Tell me about.
  • Dawn: (eating pizza) Delish!
  • Ash Ketchum: Man, that's good!
  • Bug-a-boo: Oh, this is great! We both like the same kind of pizza! Nothing better than cheese and olives.
  • Orson: Yum! Mine's starting to cool off, that's when it gets nice and cloddy. (offers them) Want to try?
  • Both: Uh...umm...
  • Hannah: We've been eating pizza with garlic, and if our pizza touched your pizza, and you ate it...
  • Bug-a-Boo: Oh, yeah!
  • Orson: Whoa! Thanks. I wasn't thinking.
  • Count Max: So other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?

(Awkward cricket sound was heard while everyone are silent)

  • Hannah Marie: Well, anyway, we really should be getting home. I almost forgot what I came here for. I'm sorry I was scared of you Bug-a-boo.
  • Human Fluttershy: We're sorry too.
  • Princess Flame: Yeah, it won't happen again next time.
  • Hannah Marie: Here.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: You can have my candy bar too.
  • Bug-a-boo: Well aren't you sweet! (eats a candy bar) How did you know monsters like candy?
  • Hannah Marie: My cousin Jimmy told me. He said that every year, a new kid must leave candy for the monsters, otherwise the monsters would come and eat every one of us.

(Everyone laughs)

  • Scary Godmother: Hannah, do you think any one of us would eat you?

(Max licked his lips for human flesh, but his wife elbowed him and snaps him out of it)

  • Hannah Marie: No, not anymore. But Jimmy said...
  • Bug-a-Boo: Jimmy? Wait a minute! Is this that same Jimmy that said I like to gobble up little girls?

(Hannah nods)

  • Princess Nella: Yeah, the boy who wears a red devil costume for Halloween.
  • Bug-a-Boo: Then it's the same Jimmy on my route. I scare him silly every other Thursday.
  • Hannah Marie: Big kids get scared?
  • Dawn: Really, Bug-a-boo?
  • Bug-a-Boo: Oh yeah. Since I'm under kids' beds, I know all the things they're afraid of. It's my job.
  • Squire Flicker: Oh, I see.
  • Scary Godmother: Hannah, where is Jimmy now?
  • Hannah Marie: Waiting for me, I guess.
  • Scary Godmother: Well his wait is just about over. I think it's time we taught those big kids a lesson.
  • Big G: (In Pumbaa's voice) Oh, I like the sound of that!
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Okay then.
  • Tino Tonitini: Plan B! Abject terror! (laughing manically)
  • Mrs. Tonitini: (off-screen) I told you not to laugh manically! You're gonna hurt your throat!
  • Tino Tonitini: (laughing manically really calm)
  • Akko Kagari: So what's the plan?
  • Scary Godmother: Here's the plan. (whispers about her plan to everyone)

Everyone scares Jimmy and the kids/Ending[edit | edit source]

(Cut back to Jimmy and his friends)

  • Katie: Jimmy, we're going to get in so much trouble, seriously!
  • Jimmy: Okay, I have a plan. As leader, I order you guys to go in there and bring them out.
  • Katie: You're the leader! You go in there and bring them out!
  • Jimmy: Okay, we'll all go.
  • Bert: No way! Monsters!
  • Jimmy: I told you there's no- (sighs) Fine, I'll go.
  • Daryl: I'm going with Jimmy.
  • Katie: And I"ll be going too.
  • Bert: I'll be waiting for you right here.
  • Jimmy: Right here? Alone? In the dark?
  • Bert: We better get going.

(Inside the house)

  • Tino Tonitini: Get ready everybody.

(Jimmy and his friends entered the spooky house as they see Orson)

  • Jimmy: Who the heck are you? What are you doing here?
  • Orson: I'm Orson, I'm a vampire.
  • Jimmy: I'm Jimmy, I'm the devil. Happy Halloween. Hey, have you seen a little kid dressed like a dumb fairy princess, probably bawling her eyes like a big baby. And so does boy and his friends with their Pokémon friends?
  • Orson: Fairy, wings, gold crown, pink dress? And a group of kids who love to spent time during their weekends?
  • Jimmy, Bert, Darrel & Katie: Yeah!
  • Orson: Nope.

(The four groaned in disappointment)

  • Jimmy: Oh, this is Daryl, he's a piece of candy. And Katie, she's a cat. And Bert, he's a...um...
  • Orson: He's a baseball player driving his SUV. Nice laser canon, by the way.
  • Bert: See? The vampire kid knows what I am.
  • Jimmy: Ah, he's not a vampire. He's just some other dorky kid somebody else dared to go into the Spook House, (to Orson) am I right?
  • Bert: Just for the record, *I* think you're a real vampire.
  • Jimmy: Hey cut it out! He's not a real vampire.
  • The vampire boy was offended.
  • Orson: I'm gonna tell my dad that you said I'm not a real vampire.
  • Jimmy: (smirks) Go ahead, tell him. Tell your mom too.
  • Orson: (shouts) Mom! Dad!

(The kids turned and saw the vampire couple slam the door open and approach the kids menacingly)

  • Max: Darling, stop me if you've heard this one. Four naughty kids enter a Spook House...
  • Ruby: And?
  • Max: What then? (evilly) Then we eat them of course!
  • Ruby: Oh NOW you tell the funny joke.

(The vampires hisses and scares them as they bump into Skully)

  • Skully: Click, click, click.

(Skully removes the lampshade and starts to dance)

  • Skully: (singing) You'll be grilled, you'll be ate Gonna serve you four kids on a plate

(The kids enjoyed and applause as Skull leans down to give a kiss to Katie's hand and then falls apart which causes them to scream in horror and they ran away as they bump into something)

  • Akko Kagari: You kids wanna see something really scary?

(Akko magically unleashed the Infected Argentinosaurus as it looks down at them and roars which frightens them as they ran in terror. Then suddenly they see a shadow moving and turns out to be Darkrai rising out of the shadow)

  • Darkrai: You foolish humans! You will pay the price for leaving the poor little girl in the spook house!
  • Demon Sunset Shimmer: That's right, fools. You will be all punished for this and suffer the Halloween curse! (laughing evilly)

(The kids screamed in terror as they ran away, but they bump into Giratina as it was about to stomp on them but they got away just in time)

  • Sucy Manbavaran: Now that's scary.
  • Lotte Jannsson: Let's try another one.

(E750 aka Scorpios Rex roars scaring Jimmy, Katie, Daryl and Brut they run for their lives and bumped into Harry)

  • Harry: Oh, yes, howl, howl, I am frightful. Friend, tear, fold, mutilate. (Gasp) Candy!

(He pounced on Daryl, as he growled and gnashed his teeth like a vicious wolf as Daryl gets up and runs away, but he has Harry on his back)

  • Daryl: AHHHH! GET HIM OFF ME!
  • Harry: Ride em, cowboy! Yahoo!
  • Akko Kagari: Scary Godmother we can't let them escape!
  • Scary Godmother: Hurry my minions! Capture them before they reach the safety of the basement! (wicked laugh)
  • Jimmy, Katie and Daryl: Basement?

(Everyone point at the direction of the basement)

  • Tino Tonitini: Right there.

(Jimmy and his friends run for their lives to the basement as Harry hits the door hard and falls to the ground now feeling dizzy as the basement door closed)

  • Tino Tonitini: (making ghost noises, then the chicken noise, dog barking and a train whistling)
  • Scary Godmother: Wow! Okay, good work everyone, nice job!

(Everyone chatters about their plan worked)

  • Lor McQuarrie: I can't believe they felt for it!
  • Ash Ketchum: That was pretty good!
  • Pikachu: Pika!
  • Dawn: We sure showed them a lesson.
  • Carver Descartes: Awesome job creating scary monsters with your illusions, Zoroark.
  • Sci-Twi: Excellent, Mismagius.
  • Ash Ketchum: You did a great job too, Gengar.
  • Gengar: (pleased) Gengar.
  • Mismagius: (pleased) Mismagius.
  • Zoroark: (growls in pleased)
  • Dawn: Thanks for the help, Darkrai.
  • Darkrai: You're very welcome.

(In the basement)

  • Jimmy: We're safe! We made it! We should probably stay here until the sun comes up.
  • Daryl: Your cousin probably got eaten. That'll be a tough one to explain to her folks.
  • Katie: Good thing Jimmy's the leader, he'll have to do it.
  • Jimmy: (frowns) Shut up! Bert, I can't think with you breathing down my neck.
  • Bert: Uh, Jimmy, I'm right here.
  • A group of certain eyeballs appeared behind the four, making the kids' eyes widen in further fear.
  • Bug-a-Boo: Boo.

(They scream in terror then a flash of light appeared and blinds him)

  • Bug-a-boo: (feigning pain) Crimany! Not the light of a flashlight! Ow, my eyes!
  • Hannah: Follow me!

(The kids runs off)

  • Jimmy: Save me Hannah!

(They ran into Skully, then Hannah aims her flashlight at him)

  • Skully: Goodness what a harsh light! Gack! I expired! (falls apart)

(The vampires hisses them as Hannah aims her flashlight on them)

  • Count Max: No! Not the light of a little lamp! I cannot stand it!
  • Ruby: Nor can I! I'm wither!
  • Orson: Oh yeah. Ow, oh!

(Hannah points her flashlight on Scary Godmother)

  • Scary Godmother: I'm melting!

(Zoroark roars at Hannah as she aims her flashlight at it as the Illusion Fox Pokémon collapses to the ground. She then aim her flashlight at Gengar and Mismagius as two Ghost-type Pokémon fainted)

  • Carver Descartes: Oh the humanity!

(The kids quickly sprinted to the front door as quickly as they can as Hannah opens the door and sees Harry)

  • Harry: Look how that light radiates into my countenance! (He quietly motioned Hannah to shine her flashlight on him) It is too much for me and my pithy soul! The light burns! It burns worse than the worst burn ever! Oh, mercy me! Is this the end of poor Harry? It seems so. Goodbye, mother. I can see a long tunnel with a bright light! I move towards the light! (Sees Scary Godmother as she quietly gave him a "wrap it up" with her hand) Oh, alright! I die, I flail, and then I die!

(The werewolf now acts like he dies as the kids got out of the house)

  • Ash Ketchum: Well there they go.
  • Hannah Marie: Thank you, everybody.
  • Orson: Bye, Hannah.
  • Hannah Marie: Bye, Orson.
  • Scary Godmother: (gives her a golden key with a skull) Here, Hannah.
  • Hannah: Will I ever see you again?
  • Scary Godmother: Anytime you want to come back to the Fright Side for a visit, just use this key in any door. We'll see you soon.
  • Hannah: Thanks, Scary Godmother.
  • Daryl (V.O.): Hannah, we need you!
  • Bert (V.O.): Bring your flashlight!
  • Jimmy (V.O.): Hannah! Hannah!

(The monsters quickly resume their death act as Jimmy arrives)

  • Jimmy: (frightened) Hannah, would you mind holding my hand? Just in case you get scared, that is.
  • Hannah: (giggles) Not at all, Jimmy. Not at all.

(Jimmy grins sheepishly as she takes her cousin's hand and they walk away as Hannah turns back to the others and gives them a wink)

  • Hannah Whitehouse: (In Antylamon's voice) Cute kid.
  • Natalie Blackstone: I'm sure gonna miss her.
  • Lotte Jannsson: Yeah, it will be next Halloween.
  • Princess Flame: Yeah, we'll see her again.
  • Squire Flicker: We will see her again someday.
  • Tino Tonitini: Yeah, I'm sure we will. (To the viewers) So we managed to scare Jimmy and the others to teach them a lesson they'll never forget with the help of Scary Godmother. That's what they get for pulling a Halloween prank at us. Well, I should get going now. Later days. Oh, and Happy Halloween.
  • Harry: So any pizza left? (Everyone angrily glares at Harry) What? That was hungry work! I built up quite an appetite. It's not easy scaring people you know! Oh, no, don't! No, no, please, don't come any closer. Bug-a-boo! Bug-a-boo!

(The movie ends)

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