Editing Tino Tonitini Gets Flushed Away/Transcript (section)

== "It's Fake"/Rita's Rage ==
* '''Rita: '''What are you some kind of rat boomerang? Now give me back my ruby!
* '''Roddy: '''We haven't got your ruby! (He grabs the ruby) Okay, now I've got your ruby.
* '''Rita:''' Be careful, that ruby means a lot to me, it's priceless.
* '''Roddy:''' Hold on. (looks at the ruby) It's fake.
* '''Passion Fruit:''' Yep, it's a fake one.
* '''Velma:''' I can tell. It’s fake.
* '''Rita:''' No it's blooming not! It's real!
* '''Roddy:''' No, no, no. Look. Its, its, it's just glass.
* '''Rita: '''It’s real.
* '''Roddy: '''Fake.
* '''Rita: '''Real.
* '''Roddy: '''Fake.
* '''Rita: '''Real.
* '''Roddy: '''Fake.
(They pause for a sec)
* '''Rita: '''Real.
*'''Roddy: '''Fake.
* '''Rita: '''Real.
*'''Roddy: '''Fake.
* '''Rita: '''Real.
* '''Roddy: '''Fake.
* '''Rita: '''Real.
* '''Roddy: '''Look, look, look, look. You can tell, watch this.
(He breaks the ruby and smashes into tiny pieces, and Rita gasps in horror as the pieces fell into the sewer water)
* '''Roddy: '''There, you see? You can't break a real ruby.
(He sees that Rita is now angry about what he did)
* '''Misty:''' I think we're in big trouble.
* '''Ash Ketchum: '''I think you're still right, Misty.
* '''Roddy:''' Right. I probably shouldn't have done that. Look on the bright side. I saved your neck. Once The Toad knows it's won'thless, he'll stop chasing you. Roddy St. James saves the day.
(He gets punched by Rita and he falls into the inside, and he gets up with a doll head covering his head)
* '''Roddy:''' Good grief!
(Rita gets down in rage and starts throwing stuff at Roddy)
* '''Roddy:''' You try to do somebody a favor, and they... OW!!
* '''Rita''': A favor?! That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown! It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace!
* '''Roddy''': Well, uh... Maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry.
* '''Rita''': Keep still!
(He keeps dodging)
* '''Roddy''': Can we just talk about this?
* '''Rita''': Real or not, that ruby was going to change my life!
* '''Man in the Phone:''' Han Chin Chinese takeout.
* '''Roddy''': Yes, I'm being attacked by a mad woman! She's got crayons!
* '''Man in the Phone:''' One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
* '''Roddy''': No, crayons!
* '''Man in the Phone:''' No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?
* '''Roddy''': Fried. No, wait!
* '''Man in the Phone:''' You want wonton or what?
* '''Roddy:''' Cancel that order.
(He goes to Rita)
* '''Roddy:''' Rita?
* '''Rita''': Just go away, please.
* '''Roddy:''' I'm sorry.
* '''Rita''': Sorry? Me and my dad worked these drains for years. He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby. It was going to be the answer to all our prayers. Now it turns out it was a stupid fake.
* Fred Jones: You need to make this up.