Editing Tino's Adventures of The Three Musketeers/Transcript (section)

=== '''''Captain Pete makes them Musketeers/Meeting the Princess''''' ===
(With the heroes, now sadder while washing the musketeer vests) 

* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Oh, boy.  
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' [Breaking the fourth wall again] Well, guys. As you can see, Pete, the biggest jerk in the century, has insulted our new friends and says that they can't be musketeers. Can you believe that? Great, right? Wrong! No matter what they do, they can't be musketeers!
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' I don't believe this! Pete won't let them be musketeers!
*'''Carver Descartes:''' You said it Lor. He even insulted them.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Those words really hurt their feelings. What should we do?
*'''Carver Descartes:''' You realize there's only one thing that can possibly cheer them up, right?

(Tino and Tish go to Mickey)  

*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Mickey, don't let Pete's words bother you man. You got what it takes.
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' You really think so?
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Yeah, that dream of yours will come true as long as you all work hard and prove him wrong.
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' You're right. Hey, Donald. [goes to Donald] Don't worry about what Captain Pete said. Cheer up. I’m sure there’s some way… we can become musketeers.
*'''Donald Duck:''' We can?

(Mickey goes to Goofy) 

* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Hey, Goof, you know we can prove Pete is wrong about us... if we just work hard and stick together.
* '''Goofy:''' You really think so?
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Hey, have I ever let you down? Have I? Have I? Have I?
* '''Goofy:''' No.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Just imagine, guys. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow… but someday Captain Pete’s gonna march in here and say…
* '''Captain Pete:''' [VO] ''Congratulations, boys!'' 
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Huh? 
* '''Captain Pete:''' You passed the test. I’ve been watching you three… and I’ll tell you what. You guys have got what it takes to be musketeers! Your new friends can be musketeers too, honorary musketeers that is.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Really? You mean it?
* '''Captain Pete:''' Cross my heart.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Oh, boy! Hey, fellas! We’re gonna be musketeers!
* '''Donald Duck:''' Musketeers!
* '''Goofy:''' Musketeers!
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Honorary musketeers?!
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Awesome!
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Musketeers and honorary musketeers get ready!
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Let's do this!

(They dress up and puts up swords, and they are dressed in musketeers outfits.) 

*'''Mickey Mouse:''' I knew we had what it takes.
*'''Goofy:''' ‘Cause we’re clever.
*'''Donald Duck:''' And brave.
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' And together we are gonna be great big heroes. What do you say, men? All for one…
*'''Goofy:''' And two for tea!

(Goofy pulls out his swords and it scared Donald and he hides behind Mickey)
*'''Captain Pete:''' Ech. 
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Well, we’ll work on it.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Hope we'll be good new and honorary musketeers
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Right on super lady. 

(The scene goes to them marching)

* '''Captain Pete:''' Hup, deux, trois, quatre. Hup, deux, trois, quatre. Hup, deux, trois, quatre. Hup, deux, trois, quatre. Company… halt! [??????] Stay here whilst I go schmooze Princess what’s-her-name.

(He enters the room)

* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Wow. This is it, guys. This is what we’ve been waiting for all our lives. Now, when these doors open… we’ve got to make a great first impression. 
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Right, so that means: Try to behave yourselves.
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' No screw ups.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' And importantly don't do anything stupid!

(They understand as Goofy straightens his two string- fair.)

*'''Mickey Mouse:''' OK. Remember, fellas, we’re on duty… and this place could be crawling with bad guys.
*'''Donald Duck:''' Bad guys?!
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' So stay alert!
*'''Donald Duck:''' You heard him. Stay alert!
*'''Goofy:''' Aye, aye, sir. [sees an empty suit of armor] Bad guy! No!
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Goofy!

(Then Goofy beats up a suit of armor as the dust clears and )

*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Goofy! That's just an suit of armor you dummy!
* '''Goofy:''' But, Tish. He pulled an ax on me.

(With Captain Pete and the princess)

* '''Captain Pete:''' Your Royal Highness, I have never, ever had… a more highly skilled group of gentlemen… than the individuals which I present to you today.
* '''Daisy Duck:''' Seems like this is gonna take a while. I’ll go get you a little snack.
* '''Captain Pete:''' It took my highly trained eye to see their true potential.
* '''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' Yes. Well, France thanks you and your eye very much.
* '''Captain Pete:''' Well, then it is without further ado… that I present, for your complete safety… and protection… your musketeers!

(The door open revealing the heroes, as they see the princess and solutes her, as Minnie looks at Mickey, and then Mickey sees her, thus going to her fantasty.)

* '''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' [VO] ''Just imagine. He’ll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I’ll hear music. He’ll bring me flowers. And he’ll sweep me off my feet. And I’ll know he’s the one when he makes me laugh.''
* '''Daisy Duck:''' Your Majesty, it’s time to cut the cheese.

(Go back to reality) 

* '''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' What?
* '''Daisy Duck:''' Here we are. Roquefort, anyone? [heads pieces of toast with butter, but the 3 see a knife]
*'''Goofy:''' Knife!
*'''Donald Duck:''' Bad guy!
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Grab her!
*'''Daisy Duck:''' Oh, no. Help!

(They grapple Daisy as Minnie watches in horror.) 

*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' Unhand her! Release her! Stop it!

(They stopped)

*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' Drop her!

(They let her go)

*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' She is my lady-in-waiting!
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Uh oh, I think we're big trouble.

(Pluto facepalms. Pete laughs at this as Princess Minnie turns and looks at him, and he clears his throat.) 

*'''Captain Pete:''' Um...uh, you‘ll have to forgive them, your Highness. They’re like a well-oiled machine… that’s wound just a little too tight.
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' We’re sorry, Your Grace. We thought she was a villain.
*'''Donald Duck:''' [Laughs] 
*'''Daisy Duck:''' Ha ha. I don’t think so.
*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' Oh, I see. Well, then… I feel safer already.