Editing Tino's Adventures of The Three Musketeers/Transcript (section)

=== '''''Princess Minnie/Captain Pete's plan/I Want Bodyguards!'''''  ===
(We go to a castle)

*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' He loves me. [Sighs] He loves me a lot. [Blows] He loves me. [Blows] He loves me even more. [Blows] He loves me.
* '''Daisy Duck:''' Pardon me, Your Highness... [Blows] You're kind of mangling that flower. Who's the, uh, lucky guy? 
*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' My one true love. [Sighs] I'll find him someday. He's out there. I just know it.
* '''Daisy Duck:''' This fantasy man, do you happen to know if he's royalty?
*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' Does it matter?
* '''Daisy Duck:''' Well, as you know, someone of your royal stature must be courted by a gentleman of royal blood.
*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' What a royal pain.

(She gets off her throne)

* '''Daisy Duck:''' Your Highness, you're gonna have to pick someone sooner or later. I mean, tick-tock, huh?
*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' Daisy, I can't pick someone I'm not in love with.
* '''Daisy Duck:''' You want love? Buy a dog. Besides, the perfect guy isn't gonna just walk through the door, and even if he does, how are you gonna know he's the one?
*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' [Giggles] Oh, I'll know. Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. A light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. He'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one when he makes me laugh.
* '''Daisy Duck:''' [Giggles] Your Majesty, forgive me for saying so, but that sounds... just lovely.
*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' [puts the flower down] Trust me, Daisy. I'll know him when I see him.

(They go outside as Minnie picked up a rose and then sees Trobador)

*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' Why bonjour. [bows down and leaves]
* '''Troubador:''' [Sighs] A romantic princess deserves a romantic song, no?

:'''[Troubadour]'''
::''Just around the corner, seeking you''
::''Puppy love is tripping lightly into view.''
::''Hiding in the hedgerows, Sneaking up on tiptoes,''
::''Love’s first kiss is blissfully About to capture you.''
::''Just around the corner, wafting close''
::''Love is creeping nearer than you might suppose''

(She goes around the garden and sees the gardener and waves and then dances away)

:'''[Troubadour]'''
::''So sit still and wait now''
::''Let love choose your fate now''
::''Take a pause, don’t run because It’s right behind you''
::''Let love find you''
::''Young love It’s love, love, love, love, love Love so lovely''
::''What can you say to love''
::''But love?''

(She continues to dance throught the garden when three guys called the Beagle Boys were hidding behind the trees follows her and drags a safe. As she then see the old couple at cottage being together, as she leaves to go back to the palace, as the Beagle Boys were watching her as they dragged the safe they had earlier. And then, she sits on the steps of the palace and then the Beagle Boys is planning to drop the safe on her. Minnie looks at the sky and then the butterflies)

:'''[Troubadour]'''
::''Maybe on the rooftops, climbing high''
::''Somewhere just above you, love is hovering by''
::''Love is in a rush to''
::''Smear you, smash you, smush you''
::''Love will crush you into mush When you ‘re the bull’s-eye, you‘ll get hit by''
::''Young love Your first, your only love''
::''Love so…''

*'''Daisy Duck:''' [VO] ''Excuse me. Your Grace?''

:'''[Troubadour]''' 
::''How can you stand it so…''

(She goes up the steps but then, the safe fall down and it crash to the ground.) 

* '''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' (Screams)
* '''Daisy Duck:''' Your Highness!

(They look up but the beagle boys get away. Then they look at the safe, and Minnie is now angry. We then cut Back to the Beagle Boys as they run down the stairs)

*'''Beagle Boy #1:''' Who's gonna tell the bloomin' bosses the bad news?
*'''Beagle Boy #2:''' Don’t look at me. I ain’t saying nothing. You tell them.
*'''Beagle Boy #1:''' Me? I told them last time, you silly twit. And I don’t believe in doing it twice.

(They made it to the door)

*'''Beagle Boy #1:''' Oy, here’s an idea. Shorty, you tell them.
*'''Beagle Boy #3:''' Tell them what?
*'''Beagle Boy #2:''' That we… you know, botched the job.
*'''Beagle Boy #3:''' (Gulps) They've not going to like that.

(They push him in as Pete and the other man is there)

*'''Beagle Boy #3:''' Hello there.

(Pete gets up and walks toward the small beagle boy)

*'''Captain Pete:''' It don’t look good… when only one shows up. Does it, small fry?

(He closes the door and walks around the small beagle boy)

*'''Beagle Boy #1:''' Blimey. I can’t hear nothing but step, clop, step, clop.

(Pete stops and hears the boys)

*'''Beagle Boy #2:''' Have a gander at monstro’s better side.

(One of the beagle boys peaks into the keyhole as Pete looks through, then Pete sticks his hand out and grabs them before dragging them in through the keyhole. Soon after the beagle boys get back up.)

*'''Both:''' He has something to tell you, boss.
*'''Captain Pete:''' It better be good news.
*'''Dr. Phillium Benedict:''' I hope so too. So did you do it?

(They were quiet, that is until the third beagle boy speaks up) 

*'''Beagle Boy #3:''' Well, we did exactly what you said to do… and dropped a safe on the princess.
*'''Captain Pete:''' You what? I didn’t say, "Drop a safe," you dolt. I said, "Keep her safe."
*'''Beagle Boy #1:''' Well, that’s good… because we missed her.
*'''Dr. Phillium Benedict:''' (in Hades's voice) Oye ve.
*'''Captain Pete:''' Now listen, you mutts. I got a plan. And it ain’t to kill the princess. It’s to kidnap her.
*'''Beagle Boys:''' Huh?
*'''Captain Pete:''' The opera… it’s tomorrow night.

(The poster for the opera is shown)

*'''Captain Pete:''' The princess has got to be gone by then. Or I can't become king!
*'''Dr. Phillium Benedict:''' That's right! We have called that a window of opportunity. If he misses the window of opportunity, then my plans for revenge fails. And if the plan fails, then we're gonna be very, very... angry! Got it?
*'''Beagle Boys:''' Oh.....
*'''Beagle Boy #3:''' I… don’t get it.
*'''Captain Pete:''' Lieutenant Clarabelle!
*'''Clarabelle Cow:''' Oui, oui, mon capitaine. You bellowed?
*'''Dr. Phillium Benedict:''' Throw them into the pit!
*'''Clarabelle Cow:''' Oui, oui! Le pit!
*'''Beagle Boy #2:''' No!
*'''Beagle Boy #1:''' Not that!
*'''Beagle Boy #3:''' Anything but le pit!
*'''Clarabelle Cow:''' Bon voyage… losers.

(Then she pulls down the switch and the beagle boys fall down the pit. Then, the short beagle boy pops up.)

*'''Beagle Boy #3:''' Oh. Not so bad.
*'''Dr. Phillium Benedict:''' I'd busted out of jail for this? [He look at his suit] Oh, dear, I got spittle on my lapel.

(The phone rings and Clarabelle answers it.)

*'''Clarabelle Cow:''' Bonjour. Pete’s secret lair. Clarabelle speaking. [listens to the caller] The princess?!

(She pressed the princess alarm button as it goes off. At the Musketeer ground)

:'''[Musketeers]'''
::All for one All men of honour, hear the call
::Musketeers sing all for one and one for all

(Pete then comes to Minnie)

* '''Captain Pete:''' Your Highness. So glad you could grace us with your royal omnipresences.
* '''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' I want bodyguards! 
* '''Captain Pete:''' Huh?
* '''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' Musketeer bodyguards.

:'''[Musketeers]'''
::Villains, bad guys run in fear 
::When they see the musketeers 
::Savin’ Minnie is our duty 
::Mess with her, we’ll kick your…

* '''Captain Pete:''' Ouch. Bodyguards. Absolutely. Let me check my schedule here. [takes out his calendar] Oh. How about next Thursday?
* '''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' How about ten minutes? At the palace! Get me bodyguards, Captain Pete!
* '''Captain Pete:''' Ohh!

(He then sees the heroes cleaning the windows)

:'''[Goofy]''' 
::Pancakes, cornflakes, scrambled eggs 
::Buttered toast and apple jam 
::Tonight it’s meat, I hope it’s spam

* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Goofy! Slow down!
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' No too fast!
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' You're gonna make us-
*'''Everyone:''' FALL!!!!

(They fall down as everyone screams.  As Pete saw them, he comes up with an plan) 

* '''Captain Pete:''' Oh, Princess, you ‘re in luck. Have I got the men for you.
*'''Princess Minnie Mouse:''' Well, I hope so. Thanks to your incompetence… this whole thing has been a pain in the neck! [Leaves]
*'''Captain Pete:''' Grr.... I’ll show you a pain in the neck. [He pinches at the princess and then stops as she turns around at him] Hee hee hee....