Editing Tino's Adventures of The Three Musketeers/Transcript (section)

==='''''Tino and his friends meet Mickey, Donald and Goofy for the first Time/"You're A Coward", "You're a Doofus", and "You're just too small"'''''===
(Meanwhile with the trio cleaning up. Mickey is polishing boots, Donlad is doing the plumming and Goofy is moping the floor)

*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Yes, sir. Janitors today, Musketeers tomorrow.

(Pluto comes to Mickey with his hat)

*'''Pluto:''' [Barking]
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Hey, my lucky Musketeer hat. Aw, thanks, boy. Remember when the Musketeers gave me this hat, Pluto? They even autographed it. See? [Shows Pluto the autographs]
*'''Pluto:''' [Barks]
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Oh, I can't wait to be a great big hero. [gets hit in the head] Ow! Careful, Goofy.
*'''Goofy:''' Sorry, Mickey. I can't wait to be a Musketeer neither, 'cause I got plenty of good ideas. The Musketeers can use a clever fella like me. [He gets the floor dirty and sees it] {Gasp} [He tries getting it off, but made it worse] Yipe!
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Hey, Donald, how about you?
*'''Donald Duck:''' Are you kidding? Musketeers need guys like me that are brave!
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Yeah, and they need guys that are brave, too.
*'''Donald Duck:''' That's what I said, brave.

(The pumps starts shake and it scared Donald as he jumps into the toolbox, and pokes out)

*'''Donald Duck:''' [Chuckles]

(Then Tino and the gang arrives)

*'''Tino Tonitini:''' I think we should be right here.
*'''Donald Duck:''' Who are you guys?
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Well for starters, This is Carver, Lor, and Tish. And I'm Tino Tonitini. But you can call me Tino.
*'''Goofy:''' What's a Tino? 
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' That's his name. What are you stupid?
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Well, he kinda is. But anyway, I'm Mickey Mouse. that's Donald.
*'''Donald Duck:''' Present.
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' And that's Goofy.
*'''Goofy:''' How do you do, Ayuck!
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' It's great to meet you all. What are you three doing as janitors?
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' We were hoping to do great jobs so that one day we can be great musketeers.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Musketeers?
*'''Goofy:''' Yeah, that's our dream. And we'll make it come true.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Who knew.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' But it’ll take more than that to make that dream of yours come true.

(We go up the pipes and we see an individual named Captain Pete is about to take a shower.) 

*'''Captain Pete:''' Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sirree. I've been looking forward to this all month.

(We go back to Goofy with a pile of sandpaper) 

*'''Goofy:''' Maybe I can sand it out.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' I can help you out, Goofy.
*'''Goofy:''' Thanks, Carver.

(One fell on the tower as Mickey accidentally used it to wipe the boot) 

*'''Mickey Mouse:''' {Gasp} Huh?

(He wipes off the top boot and attaches it to the bottom, then bangs it together. It ends up sticking to the bottom.)

*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' That glue should do.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Let's go up there and get it.
*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Good idea! [climbs on the pipes and tries to reach the glue] Almost... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

(He run on the faucet as the water goes through the pipes where donald is, and it broke as Donald is riding them like crazy) 

*'''Donald Duck:''' Whoa! Whoa!
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' (in Verity's voice) Donald, Be careful!

(Cut back to Captain Pete) 

:'''[Captain Pete]'''
::A, I'm adorable,
::B, I'm so beautiful

(Then the water stopped) 

*'''Captain Pete:''' What?

(Then Goofy use the buster machine to get the mock off, as Donald is still on the out of control waterpipes, and he runs from the pipes that had gotten the wrench) 

* '''Donald Duck:''' Uh-oh! Whoa! 
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' [Goes after him] Donald, come back! It's not gonna hurt you! 

(Go back to Mickey reaching the glue) 

* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Almost got it.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Watch out! 
* '''Goofy:''' Whoa!

(Then Goofy hits the cabinet and the glue falls off. Mickey catches it) 

* '''Mickey Mouse:''' I got it!
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Good for you, Mick! 
* '''Lor McQuarrie:'''  Uh, Tino?
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' What?
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' Look out! 

(Goofy then rams into Mickey and the others and their duster goes out of control)

* '''Mickey and Goofy:''' Whoa!

(They hit Donald as they ride the duster and the pipes holders break off. It leads to Pete)

* '''Captain Pete:''' Huh? What? Uh-oh. Whoa! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

(He and the tub fall down from floor to floor and he crashes into the basement.) 

* '''Captain Pete:''' Oh...

(Mickey and the others see him.) 

* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Um. Who's that? 
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Oh, Captain Pete.

(They solute him, but then Pete passes out and falls down on the ground. Cut to the three being thrown into the room)

* '''Captain Pete:''' Now listen you yardsticks! I am sick and tired of your screw ups. You guys are hopeless. I left you alone for five minutes, and I got back to an disaster!
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Well, we were practicing our teamwork… so we can be good musketeers.
* '''Captain Pete:''' Musketeers? (burst out laughing and then calms down) That’s priceless.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' But we could work really hard… and prove ourselves, Captain Pete… and then would you let us be musketeers?
* '''Captain Pete:''' Well, there’s three things wrong with that.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Like what?
* '''Captain Pete:''' One… You ‘re a coward. Two…

(He puts his ear next to Goofy's head)

*'''Woman:''' [on phone] ''We’re sorry. The number you‘ve reached has been disconnected.''
*'''Captain Pete:''' You're a doofus. And, as for you… well, you’re just too small.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Hey! Now look here you! You can't crush their dream like that! Give them a chance!
*'''Captain Pete:''' {To Lor} Why, I wouldn’t have those yahoos as musketeers… even if they were the last recruits in all of my beloved France! [Pokes Mickey's nose] {To Mickey} So, you won’t need this, will you? [takes his musketeer hear and rolls it up into a ball] Yeah. Here, kid. Have a ball. [laughs and leaves] Have a ball! That’s a good one! I’m going to send that one in to the Digest.

(The door slams shut and the vests fall down on the gang. They then pop out of the pile and Mickey's hat goes back to it's original state)