Editing Tino's Adventures of The Three Musketeers/Transcript (section)

=== '''''Opening Scene/Tino and his friends return to France''''' ===
(The film starts off with a fade to black as voices come out during the opening credits) 

*'''Woman:''' {VO} ''Set dresser to the stage.''
*'''Man:''' {VO} ''Check lights.''
*'''Man #2:''' {VO} ''Hey, where’s that turtle with my narrator?''

(Opening tittle appears, "''Tino's Adventures of The Three Musketeers''")

'''[Troubadour]''' 

::''Singing, singing, singing, singing all day long''
::''When I’m singing, there is nothing that is wrong''
::''Musketeers, hey!''

*'''Troubadour:''' Ohh!

'''[Troubadour]''' 

::''La-la-la-la-la-la-la''

*'''Woman:''' {VO} ''Talent to the set, please.''
*'''Man:'''{VO} ''We’re live in 60 seconds.''
*'''Troubadour:''' 60 seconds!
*'''Woman:''' {VO} ''Where’s the narrator?''
*'''Troubadour:''' Monsieur Narrator. Monsieur Narrator! M-m-monsieur! Monsieur, it is time! [As the narrator comes out of his stage room, he follows him] Monsieur. Pardonnez-moi. But today is the day, right, monsieur? Because you promised I can sing my songs… about the musketeers, right? Ahem... All for one…  Hey!

(The narrator gets his guitar and hits him with it, breaking it and leaves)

*'''Troubadour:''' But, monsieur, you promised.

(Troubadour sees that the narrator is heading walking the wrong way)

*'''Troubadour:''' Oh, no, no. No, no, no. Monsieur. Monsieur. Monsieur, wait! Wait! The stage is…

(The narrator falls down the hole)

*'''Troubadour:''' This way.

(Thent he book head towards Troubadour and it hits him and he goes around, hitting the spotlights and then lands on the chair)

*'''Man:''' {VO} ''Let’s have some quiet, people.''
*'''Man #2:''' {VO} ''Five seconds to air.''
*'''Man #3:''' {VO} ''Cue music.''
*'''Man #4:''' {VO} ''And… action!''
*'''Woman:''' {VO} ''What’s that turtle doing?''
*'''Man:'''{VO} ''Where’s the narrator?''
*'''Man #2:''' {VO} ''We’re live. Just go with it. Hey, you. Don’t just sit there like a turtle. Do something! You ‘re on camera! For crying out loud, say something!''
*'''Troubadour:''' [Chuckles] Allo.
*'''Man:''' {VO} ''Tell the story.''
*'''Troubadour:'''  Ah... [Aham] Today, I will tell you the story of… Tino's Adventures of.... Da Da Da.... The Three Musketeers! This is my favourite version… the one with pictures. And, of course, my songs. Ha Ha Ha!  Our story begins… in the gutter, where poor young street urchins Mickey, Donald, and Goofy struggled to survive. Zut alors! Bad guys. Will anyone defend these innocent children? Anyone! Anyone! Anyone! Well, anyone? Ha Ha! The royal musketeers! Yes! And after the dust settles, a kindly musketeer gives Mickey a gift. Don’t worry, Mickey. You ‘ll grow into it. From that day on, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy… dreamed of being great musketeers. Ah, but as the years passed, their dream was still as far away as ever. You see, before their dream can come true, our three heroes must learn the real meaning… of the musketeer creed… all for one and one for all! And I just happen to have a song about this!

:'''[Musketeers]'''
::All for one, hey!
::All for one and one for all
::Musketeers sing

:'''[Troubadour]'''
::All for one and one for all

:'''[Musketeers]'''
::If you dare to
::Cross our path, prepare to fall
:: ‘Cause we’ll fight you
::All for one and one for all
::And all for one and one for all
::And all for one and all
::So, if you think you ‘d care to
::Kick some derriere, you
::Know that as a musketeer, you ‘d be so fearsome
:: If you believe you ‘re manly
::Come and join our family
::Soon we’ll make sure you ‘re a musketeer...

(Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are watching them) 

*'''Mickey Mouse:''' Ah, look at them, fellas. That’s gonna be us out there someday. I just know it.
*'''Goofy:''' I can’t wait.
*'''Donald Duck:''' Yeah. Me, too.

:'''[Musketeers]'''
::All for one, all men of honour, hear my call
::Musketeers sing all for one and one for all
::All for one, hey, all for one and one for all
::All for one and all for one and one for all
::And all for one and one for all
:: And all for one and all

*'''Troubador:''' All for one and one for all!

(Elsewhere, Tino and his friends arrive) 

*'''Tino Tonitini:''' [To the viewers] Hey there. Okay check it out, this is a big adventure. We’ve come back to France for another adventure after the Beauty and The Beast incident. Ha! Seriously, the cool phone is ringing off the hook.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Man, this second France adventure is gonna be the best ever! This one is gonna better than the last time we been here with Belle. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can keep me from going!
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' You said it Carver. I even like Paris. I'm just as excited about this. I think I would like to see the Eiffel Tower, but it hasn't been built yet. [Chuckles and looks at Lor] Lor, are you excited? You love coming back here to France, don’t you?
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Yeah, but I got a feeling that this type of adventure will end up kinda bad.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Bad or bad bad? 
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Bad bad bad. We faced Benedict and Gaston in our last two adventures, and it’s just- what if we have to face someone even worse then they are?
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Oh don't worry about that, Tish. Like I said before, that's not gonna happen like that this time.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' He's right, nothing like that will ruin this adventure with no more villains to face.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Yeah, you're both right. Maybe the second time will be different.

(Tino then see the three dreamers) 

*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Hey, who are those guys?

(They see Mickey, Donald, and Goofy)

*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' I'm not sure.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Whoever they are they're worth meeting.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Yeah, we can go to them and introduce ourselves.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' That's a great idea, Lor. So let's go see them and introduce ourselves.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' You’ve talked me into it.

(They venture off)