Tino's Adventures of The Little Mermaid/Transcript

This is the transcript to Tino's Adventures of The Little Mermaid.

Opening

• Potty: Patchy, Patchy, the kids are here. [flushes the toilet]
• Patchy: WAH!!! [opens the curtain in panic] Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time?[looks at the camera] Oh, hello! Dahh! [covers himself with the curtain] What are you all doing here?
• Potty: They're here to see the sequel of Tino's Adventures of The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning. Brawk!
• Patchy: But I haven't got the sequel, because I... well, I lost it! [starts to cry]
• Children: [off-screen] No, Patchy! Please! Don't say that, Patchy! Please!
• Patchy: But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about The Weekenders.

Remembering, The Weekenders.

[A theme song of "The Weekenders" playing]

• Audience: [clapping]
• Patchy: I don't believe I lost the sequel of Tino's Adventures of The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning [screws in his peg leg] I never lose anything.
• Potty: What about your leg?
• Patchy: Well, yeah, but...
• Potty: And your eye.
• Patchy: Well, the eye, I...
• Potty: And your hand.
• Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird! [shoos Potty away] Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where that seqel is. [a screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Potty; he mutters gibberish and then falls over]
• Potty: What is it? Brawk!
• Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to the sequel of that film I'd lost!
• Potty: It's a dream come true!
• Patchy: [giggles] We gotta go find it, Potty! [shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps] Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg. [grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg] Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'! [runs down the steps, along with Potty]
• Potty: Brawk!
• Patchy:  Take seven walks to Mrs. Dawson's house.

[an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting] Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. [walks past the woman's house]

• Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies?
• Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt. [continues walking]
• Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold.
• Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. [looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree] Half a league to the forked tree. [looks up at a tree with plastic forks growing on it] Oh! [stands somewhere else, looking at the map] Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of monkey lagoon?! [lowers the map and sees a playground full of children] Merciful Neptune. Only for Tino. Only for Tino!!![runs into the playground; rides back and forth on a small green horse] AHHHHH!!! Whoa!!! [goes up and down on a see-saw] Whoa!!! Whoa! [slides down a slide with his hands up] YAHHHHH!!! [hits the ground] Ow! [gets spun around on a merry-go-round] AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! [slowly climbs on the monkey bars while a little kid punches him in the back] Ahh... Ahh... Ah! [inside a giant climbing thing while a group of kids laugh at him] AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! [gets pushed on the swing by a little girl] AHHHHH!!! DAHHH!!! [the swing he was on returns with only a hook attached to it; the little girl stares at it, confused; cuts to Patchy digging in the sand] We made it! We survived the trials! Oh, I'm really gonna dig this movie! [laughs] Dig it, get it?[laughs some more]
• Potty: [covered in sand] You stink!
• Patchy: And I just got out of the shower. [laughs again; sticks his shovel in the ground and hits something] Hey Potty, I think I hit something. [camera zooms out; a large treasure chest sits in the sand] Clever... bury your treasure above the surface.
• Potty: Brawk!
• Patchy: [opens the chest; a golden glow shines from it] This is it! [a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a tape; Patchy takes it; the man cups his hands] I don't know what it means either. [slams the top of the chest on the man] But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'. [runs off, jumping around and shouting excitedly again; runs into his house, still excited, and holds the tape up] Yeah!!! Popcorn. [slams a bag of popcorn down on the table] Soda. [puts a cup of soda on the table] Pickled garlic! [puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things; runs and sits down] Potty, hit the remote!
• Potty: [drops an egg that hits the remote] Brawk! [the VCR turns on]
• Patchy: [grabs the popcorn] This is gonna be great! [a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen] I can't believe it. More Weekenders! [starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes it's way down to five] This so exciting! [laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends] Here it comes!
• Potty: Brawk! Pipe down!

[the movie begins]

["Walk Cycles" begins on the TV screen; SpongeBob is walking down the road while techno music plays in the background; his body squishes up, then returns to normal; then, his body extends and his arms flail around; he returns to normal, then squishes up three times, shrinking smaller and smaller, in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; once again, squishes up smaller and smaller in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; starts running frantically while sweating and looking left to right; extends his body, this time with his tongue sticking out and flailing around; begins frantically running again; his limbs and body separate and his eyes pop out of his head; begins walking normally again; "Walk Cycles" ends; a beeping noise comes from the TV; Patchy stares blankly for a moment]

• Patchy: That's it? That's the sequel of Tino's Adventures of The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning? THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF SPONGEBOB'S CHEAP WALK CYCLES!!!
• Potty: What a rip!
• Patchy: Grrrrr... [his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears]  TINO BETRYAED US!' [cries] Why did I love this stuff in the first place?! I'm gonna get rid of all my Weekenders stuff! All of it! All of it! [rips off his pants] All of it! [runs to the door] I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! [runs out the door crying]
• Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead!
• Announcer: [on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words "Tino's Adventures movie"] And now, for the real "sequel of Tino's Adventures of The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning"!
• Potty: Patchy, come back! There's more!
• Patchy: Really? [he reverses] Hooray! Let's watch.

The ocean. Birds are flying and porpoises are swimming happily. From the fog a ship appears crashing through the waves]

• Sailors: (Singing) 🎵 I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue 🎵 And it's hey to the starboard, heave ho 🎵 Look out, lad, a mermaid be waitin' for you 🎵 In mysterious fathoms below. 🎵

• Prince Eric: Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face . . . a perfect day to be at sea!
• Grimsby: [Leaning over the side.] Oh yes… delightful…
• Sailor 1: A fine strong wind and a following sea. King Triton must be in a friendly-type mood.
• Prince Eric: King Triton?
• Sailor 2: Why, ruler of the merpeople, lad. Thought every good sailor knew about him.
• Grimsby: Merpeople! Eric, pay no attention to this nautical nonsense.
• Sailor 2: But it ain't nonsense, it's the truth! I'm tellin' you, down in the depths o' the ocean they live. [He gestures wildly, Fish in his hand flops away and lands back in the ocean, relieved.]

• Sailors: (singing) Heave. ho. Heave, ho.

In mysterious fathoms below. [Fish sighs and swims away.] Titles. Various fish swimming. Merpeople converge on a great undersea palace, filling concert hall inside. Fanfare ensues.

• Seahorse: Ahem… His royal highness, King Triton! [Triton enters dramatically to wild cheering.] And presenting the distinguished court composer, Horatio Thelonious Ignatius Crustaceous Sebastian! [Sebastian enters to mild applause.]

• Triton: I'm really looking forward to this performance, Sebastian.

• Sebastian: Oh, Your Majesty, this will be the finest concert I have ever conducted. Your daughters - they will be spectacular!

• Triton Yes, and especially my little Ariel.

• Sebastian Yes, yes, she has the most beautiful voice. . . . [sotto] If only she'd show up for rehearsals once in a while. . . . [He proceeds to podium and begins to direct orchestra.]

• Triton's daughters: (singing)Ah, we are the daughters of Triton. Great father who loves us and named us well: Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella, Alana. And then there is the youngest in her musical debut, Our seventh little sister, we're presenting her to you, To sing a song Sebastian wrote, her voice is like a bell, She's our sister, Ar-i . . . (Shell opens to reveal that Ariel is absent.)

• Triton: [Very angry.] Ariel!!

Reuniting with Ariel

(Cut to Ariel looking at sunken ship)

• Flounder: [From distance.] Ariel, wait for me . . .
• Ariel: Flounder, hurry up!
• Flounder: [Catching up.] You know I can't swim that fast.
• Tino Tonitini: Hey Ariel!
• Ariel: Tino!
• Carver Descartes: Long time no see, Ariel!
• Ariel: It's good to see you guys again.
• Akko Kagari:
• Trinket: So you must be Ariel.
• Ariel: So, who are your friends, Tino?
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• Ariel: There it is. Isn't it fantastic?
• Flounder: Yeah . . . sure . . . it - it's great. Now let's get outta here.
• Ariel: You're not getting cold fins now, are you?
• Flounder: Who, me? No way. It's just, it, err . . . it looks - damp in there. Yeah. And I think I may be coming down with something. Yeah, I got this cough. [Flounder coughs unconvincingly]
• Ariel: All right. I'm going inside. You can just stay here and - watch for sharks. [She goes inside.]
• Flounder: O.K. Yeah - you go. I'll stay and - what? Sharks! Ariel!

(He tries to fit through porthole)

• Flounder: Ariel . . . I can't . . . I mean- Ariel help!

• Ariel: [Laughs.] Oh, Flounder.

• Flounder: [Whispering.] Ariel, do you really think there might be sharks around here? [Shark passes outside.]

• Ariel: Flounder, don't be such a guppy.

• Flounder: I'm not a guppy. [Gets pulled through porthole.] This is great - I mean, I really love this. Excitement, adventure, danger lurking around every corn- YAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Ariel!! [He sees a skull, crashes into pillar causing cave in, and swims frantically away, knocking over Ariel.]

• Ariel: Oh, are you okay?

• Flounder: Yeah sure, no problem, I'm okay . . .

• Ariel: Shhh . . . [Seeing a fork.] Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Have you ever seen anything so wonderful in your entire life?

• Flounder: Wow, cool! But, err, what is it?

• Ariel: I don't know. But I bet Scuttle will. (Puts fork in bag. Skark swims by outside.)

• Flounder: What was that? Did you hear something?

• Ariel: [Distracted by pipe.] Hmm, I wonder what this one is?
• Flounder: Ariel . .
• Ariel: Flounder, will you relax. Nothing is going to happen.
• Flounder: [Seeing Shark looming behind him.] Shark!! Shark!! We're gonna die! [Shark chases them all around. Ariel's bag is hung up. She goes back for it. Shark almost gets them. They head for porthole.] Oh No!!
• [They crash through and go round and round. Flounder gets knocked silly but Ariel saves him and traps Shark]
• Flounder: You big bully. THAT . . .Shark snaps at him and he swims away.

• Ariel: [Laughing.] Flounder, you really are a guppy.

• Flounder: I am not.
• [On surface. Scuttle on his island humming and looking through his telescope.]
• Ariel: Scuttle!
• Scuttle: [Looking through the telescope the wrong way, shouting.] Whoa! Mermaid off the port bow! Ariel, how you doin' kid? [Lowers telescope to reveal Ariel at wing's length.] Whoa, what a swim!
• Ariel Scuttle - look what we found.
• Flounder: Yeah - we were in this sunken ship - it was really creepy.
• Scuttle Human stuff, huh? Hey, lemme see. [Picks up fork.] Look at this. Wow - this is special - this is very, very unusual.
• Ariel What? What is it?
• Scuttle It's a dinglehopper! Humans use these little babies . . . to straighten their hair out. See - just a little twirl here and a yank there and - voiolay! You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!
• Ariel A dinglehopper!
• Flounder What about that one?
• Scuttle [Holding pipe] Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.
• Ariel and Flounder Oohhh.
• Scuttle: Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.Scuttle blows into the pipe; seaweed pops out the other end.
• Ariel: Music? Oh, the concert! Oh my gosh, my father's gonna kill me!
• Flounder: The concert was today?
• Scuttle: [Still contemplating pipe.] Maybe you could make a little planter out of it or somethin'.
• Ariel: Uh, I'm sorry, I gotta go. Thank you Scuttle. [Waves.]
• Scuttle: Anytime sweetie, anytime.

(Cut to Flotsam and Jetsam, then Ursula in the background watching a magic projection of Ariel swimming.)

• Ursula: Yes hurry home, princess. We wouldn't want to miss old daddy's celebration, now, would we? Huh! Celebration indeed. Bah! In MY day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. And now, look at me wasted away to practically nothing - banished and exiled and practically starving, while he and his flimsy fish-folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough. Flotsam! Jetsam! I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton's undoing. . . .

"Part of Your World"/Eric's Party/Ariel saves Eric

• King Triton: I just don't know what we're going to do with you, young lady.
• Ariel: Daddy, I'm sorry. I just forgot. I...
• King Triton: As a result of your careless behavior...
• Sebastian: (appears on top of the sea king's crown) Careless and reckless behavior.
• King Triton: The entire celebration was...
• Sebastian: Well, it was ruined! That's all, completely destroyed! This concert was to be the pinnacle of my distinguished career. Now thanks to you, I am the laughing stock in the entire kingdom!
• Flounder: But it wasn't her fault!
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• Ariel: But if you would just listen-
• King Triton: Not another word! And I'm never wanted to hear you going up to the surface again! Is that clear?!

(Ariel leaves the thorn room, crying)

• Sebastian: Hmph! Teenagers. They think they know everything. If she were my daughter,
• King Triton: You think I was too hard on her?
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• Flounder: Ariel, are you okay?
• -
• Ariel:
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• Carver Descartes: Aw, Ariel, we don't care what grownups say. And you're right. You're nothing compared to your father.
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• Ariel: Is he dead?
• Scuttle: (Looking at his eye) It's hard to say. I can't make out a heart beat.
• Ariel: No look he's breathing. He's so beautiful.
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• Ursula: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't stand it. It's too easy! The child is in love with a human! And not just any human. A prince! (chuckles) Her daddy'll love that. King Triton's headstrong lovesick girl would make a charming addition to my little garden. (laughs evilly)

"Under the Sea"/King Triton talks with Tino and Sebastian

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

• Sebastian: Ariel? (the fish swim away) Aww... Somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor.
• Seahorse Herald: Sebastian! Sebastian, I've been looking all over you. I got an urgent message from the sea king.
• Sebastian: The sea king?
• Tino Tonitini: What is it?
• Seahorse Herald: He wants to see you right away. Something about Ariel.

(The heroes and Sebastian gasped)

• Sebastian: He knows!
• Lor McQuarrie: Oh man!
• Tino Tonitini: If he finds out about Ariel is in love with the human prince, we're so dead!
• Akko Kagari: (Panics) What do we do?!
• Tino Tonitini: You guys go with Ariel. I'll go with Sebastian.
• Carver Descartes: Okay, Ti, good luck.

(Cut to King Triton)

• King Triton: (Laughs) Hey, let's see now. Oh, who could the lucky merman be?
• Tino Tonitini: (Off-screen) Your majesty?

(He sees Tino and Sebastian)

• King Triton: (Clears throat) Come in, Sebastian and Tino.
• Sebastian: (Inhales sharply) We mustn't overreact. We must remain calm.
• Tino Tonitini: (Inhales sharply) Okay, here we go.

(Tino and Sebastian walks towards the throne)

• Sebastian: (Squeaky voice) Yes? (Clears throat) Yes, your majesty?
• Tino Tonitini: Is there something you really want to say?
• King Triton: Sebastian, Tino. I'm concerned about Ariel. Have you two noticed that she's been acting peculiar lately?
• Sebastian: Oh! Uh, peculiar?
• Tino Tonitini: Like what?
• King Triton: You know, mooning about. Daydreaming, singing to herself. You haven't noticed, hmm?
• Sebastian: Oh, well, I...
• Tino Tonitini: Well, you see... uh...
• King Triton: Sebastian? Tino? I know you two have been keeping something from me.
• Sebastian: (Gulps) Keeping something?
• Tino Tonitini: (Gulps) About what?
• King Triton: About Ariel?

(Sebastian's legs begins to shake as he stops his knees)

• Sebastian: Ariel?
• Tino Tonitini: (Mouthing) Don't say it, don't say it!
• King Triton: In love?
• Tino Tonitini: No, don't say it.
• Sebastian: I tried to stop her, sir! She wouldn't listen! I told her to stay away from other humans! (Covers his mouth)
• Tino Tonitini: Sebastian, no!
• King Triton: Humans?! WHAT ABOUT HUMANS!?!
• Tino Tonitini: Uh-oh. Now he's mad.
• Sebastian: Humans? (Nervous laugh) Who said anything about humans? (Yelps)
• Tino Tonitini: (Nervous) L-L-Let me explain, your majesty.
• King Triton: (Angry) Tell me where is my daughter?!
• Tino Tonitini: (Nervous) Ariel and the others are at the hidden grotto.
• King Triton: Take me there now!

Destruction of the Grotto/Going to see Ursula

• Ariel: Flounder, why can't you just tell me what this is all about?
• Flounder: You'll see. It's a surprise.

(She see a statue of Prince Eric)

• Tish Katsufrakis: No way!
• Ariel: Oh, Flounder. Flounder, you're the best!
• Big G: Is that what I think it is?
• Sue: It's the statue of the person we saw.
• Ariel: It was on that ship we saw that one night of the storm. It looks just like him! It even has his eyes!
• Lor McQuarrie: He's so handsome. He reminds me of the Thompson guy.
• Ariel: (giggles) Why, Eric...Run away with you? (giggles) This is all so...so sudden. (spins around giggling with joy)

(Everyone turns and see King Triton is in the grotto. They were surprised by his sudden appearance. Ariel notices her father

• Ariel: (gasps) Daddy!

(Sebastian and Tino nervously looked and saw Ariel and her friends completely nervous of seeing Triton in the grotto. Flounder hide himself as Triton spoke to his daughter.)

• Lor McQuarrie: Uh oh. I think he's angry...
• Tino Tonitini: (Gulps) Really angry, Lor.
• King Triton: I consider myself a reasonable merman. (enters the grotto) I set certain rules and I expect those rules to be obeyed.
• Ariel: But Daddy, I...
• King Triton: Is it true you rescued a human from drowning?
• Ariel: Daddy, I had to...
• King Triton: Contact between the human world and the mer-world is strictly forbidden! Ariel, you know that! Everyone knows that!
• Ariel: He would've died!
• King Triton: One less human to worry about!
• Tino Tonitini: Hey, he's not bad.
• King Triton: Silence, young man!
• Ariel: You don't even know him!
• King Triton: Know him? I don't have to know him! They're all the same just like the rest of you! Spineless, savage, harpooning fish-eaters! Incapable of any feeling…

(Those words deeply hurt Tino and the group really hard)

• Ariel: DADDY, I LOVE HIM! (gasps as she hides behind the statue)

(Sebastian, Tino, and the group gasp in shock)

Noby & Doraemon: He's gonna blow!

• King Triton: No! Have you lost your senses completely? He's a human, you're a mermaid!
• Ariel: I don't care!
• King Triton: So help me, Ariel, I am going to get through to you! And if this is the only way, SO BE IT!

(With his trident at full power, Triton pointed it towards one of Ariel's treasures and blasted it. The blast was intense and it spooked everyone, including Sebastian.)

• Ariel: Daddy! No, no, please!
• Doraemon: Stop it, your majesty!
• Noby: Calm down please!

(But Triton, in his rage, refused to stop. He continued pointing his trident at one artifact and then another, mindlessly destroying everything in his path.)

• Ariel: Daddy, stop! Daddy, stop it!

(But the angry merman refused to stop and rethink. Seeing that it was futile to calm the angry king down, Tino turned to his friends.)

• Tino Tonitini: Hit the deck!

(They dodged the blasts. Ariel swam to her angry father and tried stopping him, but it was no use. The only treasure left in the grotto was the statue of Eric. Seeing that he is now focused on that, Ariel turned to her angry father.)

Ariel: Daddy, no!

(But Triton ignored the pleas of his frightened daughter and blasted the statue. Everyone ducked for cover as the statue cracked apart before blowing up in a big explosion. Pieces of the statue flew around the grotto as the explosion subsided. The trident calmed down as Ariel looked in horror at where the statue was. Her grotto, full of many treasures just minutes ago, was now a barren cave with much wreckage. Overcome with sadness, Ariel collapsed onto the ground and started sobbing. As for Tino and the others, they were shocked too and in fright of the chaos that destroyed Ariel's collection. They watched Ariel cry and felt terrible for her. Triton sternly looked at her daughter and Tino's friends. But Triton, knowing that his time in the grotto was over, didn't say a word and turned to leave)

• Tino Tonitini: (Angry) Your majesty... how could you?! Didn't you realized what you've done?! You destroyed everything that she has for her collection, and you still don't understand not all humans are evil to every creature in the ocean?! You should be ashamed of yourself for what you did! Why can't you understand not all human beings in this world are evil!

(But as he did, he couldn't help but feel that he went too far in scolding Ariel. He glimpsed at Ariel with remorse before leaving. Ariel, Sebastian, Flounder, Tino and the gang were the only ones left in the grotto and they were all terrified at what just happened. Feeling terrible for Ariel, Sebastian approached the crying girl and tried to comfort her.)

• Sebastian: Ariel, I...
• Ariel: (softly) Just go away.
• Tino Tonitini: Okay, we'll just leave you alone for a while.

(The heroes leave the grotto with sad faces. But knowing that she wanted to be alone, and not wanting to make her feel any more saddened, he turned and left the grotto with the others. Ariel was now on her own, sobbing over losing her treasures, all that she collected for years, and the Eric statue, the newest and most fascinating treasure of them all. She was now left with nothing. Just then, Ursula's eels, Flotsam and Jetsam, was watching from above. Seeing that Ariel is alone, they slither in the grotto.)

• Flotsam: Poor child.
• Jetsam: Poor, sweet child.
• Flotsam: She has a very serious problem.
• Jetsam: If only there was something we could do.
• Flotsam: But there is something.
• Ariel: (slowly tries to calm down after the chaotic incident, she looks nervously at the eels) Who-who are you?
• Jetsam: Don't be scared.
• Flotsam: We represent someone who can help you.
• Jetsam: Someone who can make all your dreams come true.
• Flotsam & Jetsam: Just imagine.
• Jetsam: You and your prince.
• Flotsam & Jetsam: Together forever.
• Ariel: I don't understand.
• Jetsam: Ursula has great powers.
• Ariel: The sea witch? Why that's...I couldn’t possibly... No! Get out of here! Leave me alone!
• Flotsam: Suit yourself.
• Jetsam: That was only a suggestion. (flicks the piece of the statue to Ariel)

(Ariel looks down at the piece and sees Eric's face on it. She picks it up and looks at it. It reminded her of how the statue and the rest of her treasures were destroyed by her father's rage. Seeing that there was now no way of being with Eric now that her father learned about him and seeing what he did to her collection in the grotto, and remembering the shocking truth about Ash and friends, Ariel makes her decision.)

• Ariel: Wait!
• Flotsam & Jetsam: Yes?

"Poor Unfortunate Souls/Ursula's Deal/Ariel Become a Human

(Cut to the others)

• Flounder: Poor Ariel.
• Sebastian: I didn't mean to tell it was an accident.
• Carver Descartes: Ti, didn't you realize that you were too hard on her father too after what he was done?
• Tino Tonitini: (Sighs) Yes, I know, Carv. He just doesn't understand anything about humans above the surface.

-

=

=

• Sebastian: Ariel, what are you doing here with this riffraff?
• Ariel: I'm going to see Ursula.
• Tino Tonitini: Oh, well, okay. That's fine by- (stutters in surprise) What?! URSULA?!

=

-

• Noby: Who's Ursula?
• Tino Tonitini: Ursula is an evil sea witch. We've seen her before believe us, she's one bad lady.

-

• Ursula: Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing. (chuckles as she looks herself in the mirror) Now then, you’re here because you have a thing for this human: this, eh, prince fellow. Not that I blame you. He is quite a catch, isn't he? (chuckles) Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.
• Ariel: (Gasps) Can you do that?
• Ursula: My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for: to help unfortunate merfolk, like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn too.

[Ursula]

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the light, and made a switch (True? Yes.)

And I fortunately know a little magic

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And dear lady, please don't laugh,

I use it on behalf

of the miserable, lonely and depressed (pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain, in need

This one longing to be thinner

That one wants to get the girl

And do I help them? Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad, so true

They come flocking to my cauldron

crying "Spells, Ursula, please!"

And I help them? Yes, I do

Now it's happened once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals

Yes I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole I've been a saint

to those poor unfortunate souls

• Ursula: (speaks) Now here's a deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days. Now, listen. This is important. Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear old princy to fall in love with you. That is, he's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss. The kiss of true love.

(Our heroes are sneak in and watch Ursula talking with Ariel about her deal.)

• Tino Tonitini: See, guys? That's her. That's Ursula.
• Trinket: Eww. You're right, Tino. She is an ugly sea creature.
• Ursula: If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day, you'll remain human permanently. But if he doesn't, you'll turn back into a mermaid. And...you belong...to me.
• Tino Tonitini: (quietly) Um what?!
• Carver Descartes: What?!
• Lor McQuarrie: What?!
• Tish Katsufrakis: What?!
• Akko Kagari: Huh?
• Sebastian: No, Ariel!

(Floatsam and Jetsam silences Flounder and Sebastian by wrapping their tails around them.)

• Ursula: Have we got a deal?
• Ariel: If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.
• Ursula: That's right. But you'll have your man. (chuckles) Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? (she and the other villains cackle) Oh! And there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing you know.
• Ariel: But I don't have any...
• Ursula: (covers Ariel's mouth with tentacle) I'm not asking much. Just a token, really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is…your voice.
• Ariel: (confused) My voice?
• Tino, Lor, and Carver: Her voice?!
• Akko Kagari: Her voice!?
• Ursula: You got it, sweetcakes. No more talking, singing. Zip!
• Ariel: But without my voice, how can I...
• Ursula: You'll have your looks! Your pretty face! And don't underestimate the importance of body language! Ha!

[Ursula]

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber

They think a girl who gossips is a bore!

Yes, on land it's much preferred

for ladies not to say a word

And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?

Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation

True gentlemen avoid it when they can!

But they dote and swoon and fawn

on a lady who's withdrawn

It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man!

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul

Go ahead! Make your choice!

I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day

It won't cost much. Just your voice!

You poor unfortunate soul

It's sad but true

If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got the pay the toll

Take a gulp and take a breath, and go ahead and sign the scroll

Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys

The boss is on a roll!

(Ariel, under pressure, but knowing that she could no longer trust her father, or Sebastian, and feeling that this was the only way for her to be with Eric, took the pen.)

[Ursula]

THIS POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL!

(Ariel signed her name on the contract as Sebastian, Flounder, Tino and the gang watched in horror. Their mermaid friend was selling her freedom for her desire. With Ariel having signed the contract, Ursula took the contract and prepared for Ariel's transformation. Waves of magic surrounded the duo as Ariel watched nervously.)

[Ursula]

Beluga sevruga, come winds of the Caspian Sea

Larynxes, glossitis, ad max Laryngitis, la voce to me!

(Ursula summons big ghostly green hands)

• Ursula: Now sing!

(Ariel start to sing. While she sings, her neck glows.)

• Ursula: KEEP SINGING!

(The voice, glowing brightly outside of Ariel's neck, was sucked into Ursula's nautilus shell necklace. Ursula watched menacingly as the voice disappeared in the shell. With Ariel's voice now hers, Ursula sent a magic bubble over Ariel while cackling maniacally. Ash, his gang, Sebastian and Flounder watched in complete horror as Ariel was transforming from mermaid, into human. It was absolutely frightening for them. The beautiful, green tail that covered Ariel from the waist down disappeared and was replaced by two legs. Now having transformed Ariel into a human, the bubble disappeared, but now Ariel was left unable to breath underwater and she couldn't swim either.)

• Tino Tonitini: She can't breath underwater!
• Doraemon We gotta get her to the surface! Now!

(Ursula continues to laugh. As everyone helps Ariel to the surface, Tino stared down at Ursula in anger, knowing that she is up to no good for sure. They made up to the surface just in time. Ariel breathes)

Our Heroes is on Land/Meet Eric

(Prince Eric is sitting by the shore, playing his fife. He couldn't stop thinking about the mysterious girl who saved him from the storm. He paces around while Max happily barks.)

• Prince Eric: That voice. I can't get it out of my head. (kneels down to his dog) I looked everywhere, Max. Where could she be?

(Cut to see our heroes)

• Tino Tonitini: Aw man, I have never been so glad to see the light of day!
• Trinket: Me too.
• Doraemon: Man, I still got water on my ears.
• Tino Tonitini: Ariel, are you okay? 

(Ariel wakes up only to see her legs and rises up and sees her new foot and then wiggles her toes in amazement)

• Scuttle: Well, look at what the catfish dragged in! (laughs and lands on Ariel's new legs) Look at ya. Look at ya. There's something different. Don't tell me. I got it. It's your hairdo, right? You've been using the dinglehopper, right? (Ariel shakes her head) No? No, huh? Well, let me see. New seashells? (Ariel doesn't answer) No new seashells. (Ariel shakes her leg) I gotta admit, I can't put my foot on it right now, (Tino, Sebastian and the gang are annoyed at Scuttle's stupidity) but if I just stand here long enough, I just know that…
• Sebastian: SHE'S GOT LEGS, YOU IDIOT! She traded her voice to the sea witch and got legs. Geez, man!
• Scuttle: I knew that.
• Tish Katsufrakis: (sarcastically) Oh really?
• Flounder: Ariel's been turned into a human. She's gotta make the prince fall in love with her, and he's gotta ki- he's gotta kiss her. [Ariel tries to get up.]
• Lor McQuarrie: And she's only got three days.
• Garrett: Whoa! Careful, Ariel.

(Ariel lost her balance falls into the water)

• Sebastian: Just look at her! On legs! On human legs! (gasps) My nerves are shot. This is a catastrophe! What would her father say? I'll tell you what her father would say. He said he's gonna kill himself a crab! That's what her father would say! I'm gonna march meself straight home right now and tell him like I (gets scooped up by Ariel) should have done the minute...(Ariel shakes her head "no") And don't you shake your head at me, young lady. Maybe there's still time. If we could get that witch to give you back your voice, you could go home with all the normal fish and just be...

(Ariel makes a sad, gloomy look on her face at Sebastian)

• Sebastian: Eh, just be...
• Princess Nella: Just do what she wants you to do.
• -
• -
• Sebastian: (gives in) Just be miserable for the rest of your life.
• Lor McQuarrie: Sebastian, Ariel's been through enough with her father's temper tantrums. Let's not make her suffer anymore.
• Sebastian: (sighs) All right, all right. I'll try to help you find that prince. (get kissed by Ariel and is set down on a rock) Boy, what a softshell I'm turning out to be.
• Tino Tonitini: Then, let's go find this Prince Eric.
• Carver Descartes: You'd talked me into it.
• -
• -
• -
• -
• Tish Katsufrakis: Well, what should we do?
• Tino Tonitini: We've got to help Ariel win Eric's heart. It's the only way to save her from becoming Ursula's slave. And possibly earn her trust in me again.
• Carver Descartes: And we still need to convince her father about not all humans are bad too.
• Doraemon: Yeah. But if we tell him the truth about she became a human and falls in love with Eric, he's going to be pretty upset and heartbroken.
• Tish Katsufrakis: Yeah, but before we do that, we have a little problem.
• Princess Nella: And what is that?
• Tish Katsufrakis: Ariel is naked.

(

• Lor McQuarrie: Yeah, you're right. We gotta find clothes for her.
• Scuttle: Don't worry, guys. I've got this. Now Ariel, I’m tellin' ya, (picks up an old ship sail) if you wanna be a human, the first thing you gotta do is dress like one. Now let me see.

(Cut to see Prince Eric and Max

• Prince Eric: Max? What? Huh? What? (Runs after his dog) Max!

(Meanwhile)

• Scuttle: (whistle) You look great, kid. You look sensational.
• Carver Descartes: That's a fashion no-no.
• Trinket: That is ugly.

(Suddenly, everyone heard Max's bark nearby and looked. They spotted Max running towards them. Flounder got spooked and hid underwater.)

• -
• -

(Scuttle flew off, and Sebastian, knowing that Ariel would need her, rushed to the girl and hid in her dress. Ariel tried getting away from Max, but the hyper sheepdog kept intercepting her at every turn. Ariel got on a small rock as Max licked her face.)

• Prince Eric:
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• Clod: Well, that was easy. Looks like they're gonna be alright after all.
• Tino Tonitini: Hold it, guys. We're not done yet. We need to keep an eye on them and make sure things go smoothly with them.
• Doraemon: I bet Prince Eric won't mind if we stay in his castle for a few days.
• -
• -
• -

(Later in Eric's castle, Ariel was introduced to the castle servants. The first order of business was to clean Ariel up and get her washed for dinner. In her tub, filled with bubbles, Ariel played with them, overcome by fascination. Carlotta, the castle maid, was nearby and she helped in getting Ariel cleaned up.)

• Carlotta: Washed up from a shipwreck. Oh, the poor thing. We'll have you feeling better in no time.

(Sebastian, who was hiding in Ariel's sail dress, peaked out, but saw Carlotta overhead, taking the dress and preparing to leave the room.)

• Carlotta: I'll just...I'll just get this washed for you.

(In another room, the dress was put in large tub and some of the servants helped wash it. Unfortunately, Sebastian was still stuck in the dress, and he couldn't get out.)

• Servant 1: Well, you must've at least heard about this girl.
• Servant 2: No.
• Servant 1: Well, Gretchen says...(washes the dress which makes Sebastian very uncomfortable) Since when has Gretchen got anything right? (Sebastian belches out bubbles) I mean really. (Sebastian: Madam...) This girl shows up in rags and doesn’t speak… (Sebastian gets squished by the presser along with the dress, but he recovered immediately afterward, though he landed on the dress in the laundry basket) It's not my idea of a princess. (takes the dress and hangs it on the clothesline) If Eric’s looking for a girl, I know a couple of highly available ones right here.

(As the dress was hung from the clothesline, it was moved towards the nearby castle. Sebastian jumped out and landed in a room through a window. Relieved to be out of that experience, Sebastian started to get up, but as he did, he saw something absolutely horrifying: beheaded fish with sharp blades, cooked mollusks in a pan, and worst of all, stuffed crab in plates. This was the castle kitchen, and the sight of so many dead sea creatures was too much for Sebastian to take. He fainted in fear.)

"Les Poissons"/Tino reveals why King Triton hates humans/King Triton feeling guilty

• (Cut to the kitchen)
• Tino Tonitini: Wow, nice place!
• Princess Nella: It’s very big!
• -
• -
• (Later that night)
• -
• -
• (In another bedroom, where Tino and the others are at)
• -
• Tish Katsufrakis: We all know why King Triton doesn't trust humans that much.
• Clod: You do?
• -
• -
• Sneech: So he doesn't allow Ariel, or every other merpeople to never go to the surface because he doesn't like them?
• (Man of the World from Naruto plays)
• Tino Tonitini: It's true... but let me tell you the whole story.
• (Flashback starts)
• Tino Tonitini (V.O.): A long time ago in Atlantica, there were mer-people living in this beautiful place. When Ariel and her sisters were little, King Triton loved taking his daughters to the surface to play and have fun. They loved to play and listen to music, but there is the Queen named Queen Athena. She's the mother of her daughters and King Triton's wife. She sings beautiful songs to them. He loved her so much like he had never loved anyone before in his life. Ariel and her sisters loved her too. But then one day, on their wedding anniversary, King Triton presents his wife a beautiful and lovely music box. It was the most happiest moment they ever had. But then all of the sudden, a group of pirates appeared out of nowhere, attacking innocent merpeople and stolen any of their treasures they had. Ariel, her sisters and their father made it out safety, but... Queen Athena, she tried to retrieve her music box, but... didn't make it. When she died, the entire kingdom of Altantica was heartbroken. Her father's heart has never been healed.
• (Flashback ends)
• Tino Tonitini: After the tragic event, he detested humans and hates them all. And that's the whole story of why he doesn't like and trust humans before.
• Sue: How sad.
• Noby: It makes me want to cry.
• Akko Kagari: Me too. The whole tragic past broke our hearts too.
• Princess Nella: Please stop. You're gonna make me cry too.
• -
• Garrett: What can we do? We need to figure everything out to convince the king not all humans are evil to every sea creatures.
• -
• Tino Tonitini: I'm sure we'll figure everything out to show him, not all humans are evil to all sea creatures. From now let's get a good night sleep.

(Back in Atlantica)

• King Triton: Any sign of them?
• Seahorse Herald: No, your majesty. We’ve searched everywhere. We’ve found no trace of your daughter or Sebastian.
• King Triton: What about Tino and his friends? Did you find them by any chance?
• Seahorse Herald: I’m afraid not, sir. They’re nowhere to be seen either. It’s most likely that they’ve vanished alongside your daughter.
• King Triton: Well, keep looking. Leave no shell unturned. No coral unexplored. Let no one in this kingdom sleep until they’re all safe at home.
• Seahorse Herald: Yes, sire. (bows and leaves)

(Now alone, King Triton sulks in his throne, feeling guilty about losing his temper, lashing out at his daughter, destroying the treasures in her grotto and being too hard at Tino and his friends for not understanding not all humans are bad)

• King Triton: Oh, what have I done? What have I done?

A Beautiful day/"Kiss the Girl"/Ursula becomes a human herself to lure Eric in a trap

(The next morning)

• Carver Descartes: Time to get up, Tino.
• Tino Tonitini:???
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -

Next Morning/Eric starts the Wedding

• -
• -
• -
• -
• -
• -

Stop the Wedding/Ariel turn back into a Mermaid/King Triton's Decision

Cut to wedding in progress. Max growls at Vanessa but she kicks him.

• Priest: Dearly beloved . . . 
• [Flounder is pulling Ariel toward ship.]
• Flounder: Don't worry Ariel. ugh - we - we're gonna make it. We're almost there.
• Priest: Yes, um, do you Eric, take Vanessa, to be your lawfully wedded wife, for as long as you both shall live?
• Prince Eric: [Under spell.] I do.
• Priest: Eh, and do you . . . [Birds and animals swoop in for attack, causing great chaos.] . . . then by the power inves-
• Vanessa: Get away from me you slimy little-

-

• Vanessa: Oh, why you little- [She starts strangling Scuttle]

[Max's leash snaps. He runs behind Vanessa and bites her in the butt. In the struggle, the shell holding Ariel's voice was flung off, smashes into pieces, and it goes back up to her.]

• Tino Tonitini: Come on, Prince Eric!
• Carver Descartes: Snap out of it!
• Akko Kagari: Yeah! It's us!
• Garrett: Please, Prince Eric!
• Doraemon: Snap out of it!
• Tish Katsufrakis: Ariel needs you!
• Tino Tonitini: Wake up! [slaps his face to wake him up from Ursula's hypnotic spell]

[The spell on Prince Eric's wears off. The guests and Vanessa stare and watch as Ariel's voice float up.]

• Prince Eric: Ariel?
• Ariel: Eric.
• Prince Eric: You - you can talk. You're the one.
• Vanessa: Eric, get away from her!
• Tino Tonitini: It’s over, Ursula! Your plan has failed!
• Princess Nella: Give it up now!
• Prince Eric: It - it was you all the time.
• Ariel: Oh, Eric, I - I wanted to tell you.
• Vanessa: ERIC NO!

[The sun sets and Ariel becomes a mermaid.]

• Ursula: You're too late! You're too late! So long, loverboy.
• Eric: Ariel!

[Ursula and Ariel go overboard.]

• Ursula: Poor little princess - it's not you I'm after. I've a much bigger fish to -
• King Triton: Ursula, stop!
• Ursula: Why, King Triton! Ha ha ha - How ARE you?
• King Triton: Let her go.
• Ursula: Not a chance, Triton! She's mine now. We made a deal.
• Ariel: Daddy, I'm sorry! I - I - I didn't mean to. I didn't know -

Triton attacks the contract with a fierce blast from his trident, to no avail.

• Ursula: You see? The contract's legal, binding and completely unbreakable - even for YOU. Of course, I always was a girl with an eye for a bargain. The daughter of the great sea king is a very precious commodity. But - I might be willing to make an exchange for someone even better. . . .

(Cut to Eric rowing away from the ship)

• Grimsby: Eric! What are you doing?
• Prince Eric: Grim, I lost her once. I'm not going to lose her again.

(Back to Ursula and Triton)

• Ursula: Now! Do we have a deal?
• Akko Kagari: No! Don't do it!

[Triton signs contract.] 

• Ursula: Ha! It's done then.

(Ariel is released and Triton is withered as Ursula laughs.)

• Ariel: No . . . Oh, No!
• Sebastian: Oh, your majesty . . .
• Ariel: Daddy? . . .
• Ursula: [Picks up crown.] At last, it's mine. Ho, Ho . . .

(Ursula picks up the trident and laughs evilly)

• Ariel: You - You monster!
• Ursula: Don't fool with me you little brat! Contract or no- AAAAHH! [She is hit with a harpoon thrown by Eric.] Why you little troll!
• Ariel: Eric! Eric look out!
• Ursula: After him! [Flotsam and Jetsam attack.]
• Sebastian: Come on!
• Ursula: Say goodbye to your sweetheart. [Ariel makes her miss Eric and blast Flotsam and Jetsam.] Babies! My poor, little poopsies!

(On surface as Ursula grows beneath.)

Final Battle

(At the surface)

• Ariel: Eric, you gotta get away from there!
• Prince Eric: No I won't leave you!

(Ursula surfaces now grown gigantic)

• Akko Kagari: Whoa! She grown big!
• Ursula: You pitiful insignificant fools!
• Prince Eric: Look out!

(The heroes avoid Ursula's giant tentacle, then Dark Gaia boss fight from Sonic Unleashed plays)

• Ursula: Now I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!
• -
• Ursula: The sea and all its spoils, bow to my power!

(Ursula creates a giant whirlpool with wrecked ships swirling around)

• -
• Akko Kagari: Come and get some you giant sushi!
• -
• All Heroes: Ariel!
• -
• Ursula: So much for true love!
• Akko Kagari: (In Kelly's voice) Hey, you!

(A very sharp broken pole on the ship stabbed Ursula right in the chest, she screamed in pain and then sinks underwater taking the sunken ship with her and kills her for good. Eric made it to the shore, exhausted. With Ursula now gone forever and her curse broken, all the polyps turns back into Merpeople, they all left Ursula's abandoned lair. The trident lands next to King Triton. His spell wore off and turns back into a Merman and happily takes back his Trident)

King Triton's apology to Tino and his friends/Ending

(Back to the heroes)

• Tino Tonitini: We did it!

(The heroes cheered)

• Akko Kagari: Everything will be back to normal now.
• -
• -
• King Triton: I'm so sorry everyone. Can you ever forgive me?
• Akko Kagari: (In Jeri Katou's voice) Of course.
• -
• Sue: Please don't give up on humans.
• -
• -
• King Triton: Thank you both for showing me everything about not all humans are evil. And too that, I'm very proud of both of you and my daughter. And her mother will be so proud too.
• Doraemon: You're very welcome.
• Tino Tonitini: Queen Athena is already proud up in the sky, your highness.
• -
• (Cut to Ariel looking at Eric unconscious on the shore)
• King Triton: She really does love him? Doesn't she, Sebastian?
• Sebastian: Well, it's like I always say your majesty, children got to be free to live their own life.
• King Triton: You always say that?
• Tino Tonitini: Yes, he did.
• Sebastian: (Chuckles)
• King Triton: (Sighs) Then I guess there's just one problem left.
• Sebastian: And what's that your majesty?
• King Triton: How much I'm going to miss to her.
• Tish Katsufrakis: Don't be sad your majesty. I'm sure she and Eric will come visit you when they reach shore.
• -
• -
• -
• Ariel: (Whispers) I love you, Daddy.

(Part of your World (Finale))

[Chorus]

Now we can walk,

Now we can run,

Now we can stay all day in the sun.

Just you and me,

Then I can be,

Part of your world!

(Triton uses his trident to create a rainbow over the wedding ship as it sails away. Most of the merfolk wave goodbye and dove down into the sea as Triton, Flounder, and Sebastian watch the ship sails off. Ariel and Eric kissed as the movie ends)

• [Back to Patchy]
• Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids?
• Potty: Let's watch it again.
• Patchy: [chuckles] That's a great idea, Potty. [looks on the table] Where's the remote? [continues searching] Where's the remote? [stands up] Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things... [a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head] Eh... [falls to the floor]
• Potty: Brawk!
• Patchy: [stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote] My remote! [goes to the window] Thanks, stranger!
• Mrs. Johnson: [outside, in a wheelchair] Don't mention it, Patchy! [flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair, and she peels off, leaving a skid mark behind]
• Patchy: Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? [presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV] No, that's not it. [presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV] Doh! Wrong again. [keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a football game, then the giraffe from Krusty Krab Training Video, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied then a Tyrannosaurus Rex battling a Triceratops; Potty flies over]
• Potty: Brawk! Let me do it!
• Patchy: No, get away! [the lights go out] That's the light switch! [the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch]
• Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button!
• Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!!
• Patchy: [continues pressing buttons on the remote] Rewind... darn you! [suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape]
• Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy!
• Patchy: No! [tries to stop the tape from spewing out] Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! [gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling] Oh no! I've ruined "the sequel of Tino's Adventures of The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning"! Now it's lost forever!
• Potty: Brawk! Lost forever!
• Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess "this sequel" will remain lost. But, Sequel or no Sequel, as long as there are stars in the sky, Tino Tonitini will live on in our hearts and in our minds. Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.