Editing Tino's Adventures of The Little Mermaid/Transcript (section)

== Our Heroes is on Land/Meet Eric ==
(Prince Eric is sitting by the shore, playing his fife. He couldn't stop thinking about the mysterious girl who saved him from the storm. He paces around while Max happily barks.)
* '''Prince Eric''': That voice. I can't get it out of my head. (kneels down to his dog) I looked everywhere, Max. Where could she be?
(Cut to see our heroes)

*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Aw man, I have never been so glad to see the light of day!
*'''Trinket:''' Me too.
*'''Doraemon:''' Man, I still got water on my ears.
*'''Tino Tonitini''': Ariel, are you okay? 
(Ariel wakes up only to see her legs and rises up and sees her new foot and then wiggles her toes in amazement)
*'''Scuttle''': Well, look at what the catfish dragged in! (laughs and lands on Ariel's new legs) Look at ya. Look at ya. There's something different. Don't tell me. I got it. It's your hairdo, right? You've been using the dinglehopper, right? (Ariel shakes her head) No? No, huh? Well, let me see. New seashells? (Ariel doesn't answer) No new seashells. (Ariel shakes her leg) I gotta admit, I can't put my foot on it right now, (Tino, Sebastian and the gang are annoyed at Scuttle's stupidity) but if I just stand here long enough, I just know that…
*'''Sebastian''': '''SHE'S GOT LEGS, YOU IDIOT!''' She traded her voice to the sea witch and got legs. Geez, man!
*'''Scuttle''': I knew that.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' (sarcastically) Oh really?
*'''Flounder: '''Ariel's been turned into a human. She's gotta make the prince fall in love with her, and he's gotta ki- he's gotta kiss her. ''[Ariel tries to get up.]''
*'''Lor McQuarrie: '''And she's only got three days.
*'''Garrett:''' Whoa! Careful, Ariel.
(Ariel lost her balance falls into the water)

*'''Sebastian''': Just look at her! On legs! On human legs! (gasps) My nerves are shot. This is a catastrophe! What would her father say? I'll tell you what her father would say. He said he's gonna kill himself a crab! That's what her father would say! I'm gonna march meself straight home right now and tell him like I (gets scooped up by Ariel) should have done the minute...(Ariel shakes her head "no") And don't you shake your head at me, young lady. Maybe there's still time. If we could get that witch to give you back your voice, you could go home with all the normal fish and just be...

(Ariel makes a sad, gloomy look on her face at Sebastian)

*'''Sebastian''': Eh, just be...
*'''Princess Nella:''' Just do what she wants you to do.
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*'''Sebastian''': (gives in) Just be miserable for the rest of your life.
*'''Lor McQuarrie''': Sebastian, Ariel's been through enough with her father's temper tantrums. Let's not make her suffer anymore.
*'''Sebastian''': (sighs) All right, all right. I'll try to help you find that prince. (get kissed by Ariel and is set down on a rock) Boy, what a softshell I'm turning out to be.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Then, let's go find this Prince Eric.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' You'd talked me into it.
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*'''Tish Katsufrakis''': Well, what should we do?
*'''Tino Tonitini''': We've got to help Ariel win Eric's heart. It's the only way to save her from becoming Ursula's slave. And possibly earn her trust in me again.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' And we still need to convince her father about not all humans are bad too.
*'''Doraemon:''' Yeah. But if we tell him the truth about she became a human and falls in love with Eric, he's going to be pretty upset and heartbroken.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Yeah, but before we do that, we have a little problem.
*'''Princess Nella: '''And what is that?
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Ariel is naked.

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*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Yeah, you're right. We gotta find clothes for her.
*'''Scuttle''': Don't worry, guys. I've got this. Now Ariel, I’m tellin' ya, (picks up an old ship sail) if you wanna be a human, the first thing you gotta do is dress like one. Now let me see.

(Cut to see Prince Eric and Max

*'''Prince Eric''': Max? What? Huh? What? (Runs after his dog) Max!
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*'''Scuttle''': (whistle) You look great, kid. You look sensational.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' That's a fashion no-no.
*'''Trinket''': That is ugly.

(Suddenly, everyone heard Max's bark nearby and looked. They spotted Max running towards them. Flounder got spooked and hid underwater.)

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(Scuttle flew off, and Sebastian, knowing that Ariel would need her, rushed to the girl and hid in her dress. Ariel tried getting away from Max, but the hyper sheepdog kept intercepting her at every turn. Ariel got on a small rock as Max licked her face.)
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*'''Clod''': Well, that was easy. Looks like they're gonna be alright after all.
*'''Tino Tonitini''': Hold it, guys. We're not done yet. We need to keep an eye on them and make sure things go smoothly with them.
*'''Doraemon''': I bet Prince Eric won't mind if we stay in his castle for a few days.
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(Later in Eric's castle, Ariel was introduced to the castle servants. The first order of business was to clean Ariel up and get her washed for dinner. In her tub, filled with bubbles, Ariel played with them, overcome by fascination. Carlotta, the castle maid, was nearby and she helped in getting Ariel cleaned up.)

*'''Carlotta''': Washed up from a shipwreck. Oh, the poor thing. We'll have you feeling better in no time.

(Sebastian, who was hiding in Ariel's sail dress, peaked out, but saw Carlotta overhead, taking the dress and preparing to leave the room.)

*'''Carlotta''': I'll just...I'll just get this washed for you.

(In another room, the dress was put in large tub and some of the servants helped wash it. Unfortunately, Sebastian was still stuck in the dress, and he couldn't get out.)

*'''Servant 1''': Well, you must've at least heard about this girl.
*'''Servant 2''': No.
*'''Servant 1''': Well, Gretchen says...(washes the dress which makes Sebastian very uncomfortable) Since when has Gretchen got anything right? (Sebastian belches out bubbles) I mean really. ('''Sebastian''': Madam...) This girl shows up in rags and doesn’t speak… (Sebastian gets squished by the presser along with the dress, but he recovered immediately afterward, though he landed on the dress in the laundry basket) It's not my idea of a princess. (takes the dress and hangs it on the clothesline) If Eric’s looking for a girl, I know a couple of highly available ones right here.

(As the dress was hung from the clothesline, it was moved towards the nearby castle. Sebastian jumped out and landed in a room through a window. Relieved to be out of that experience, Sebastian started to get up, but as he did, he saw something absolutely horrifying: beheaded fish with sharp blades, cooked mollusks in a pan, and worst of all, stuffed crab in plates. This was the castle kitchen, and the sight of so many dead sea creatures was too much for Sebastian to take. He fainted in fear.)