Editing Tino's Adventures of The Little Mermaid/Transcript (section)

== "Poor Unfortunate Souls/Ursula's Deal/Ariel Become a Human ==
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* '''Flounder''': Poor Ariel.
* '''Sebastian''': I didn't mean to tell it was an accident.
* '''Carver Descartes''': Ti, didn't you realize that you were too hard on her father too after what he was done?
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' (Sighs) Yes, I know, Carv. He just doesn't understand anything about humans above the surface.

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* '''Sebastian''': Ariel, what are you doing here with this riffraff?
* '''Ariel''': I'm going to see Ursula.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Oh, well, okay. That's fine by- (stutters in surprise) What?! '''URSULA?!'''

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* '''Noby:''' Who's Ursula?
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Ursula is an evil sea witch. We've seen her before believe us, she's one bad lady.

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* '''Ursula''': Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing. (chuckles as she looks herself in the mirror) Now then, you’re here because you have a thing for this human: this, eh, prince fellow. Not that I blame you. He is quite a catch, isn't he? (chuckles) Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.
* '''Ariel''': (Gasps) Can you do that?
* '''Ursula''': My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for: to help unfortunate merfolk, like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn too.

:'''[Ursula]'''
::I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
::They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
::But you'll find that nowadays
::I've mended all my ways
::Repented, seen the light, and made a switch (True? Yes.)


::And I fortunately know a little magic
::It's a talent that I always have possessed
::And dear lady, please don't laugh,
::I use it on behalf
::of the miserable, lonely and depressed (pathetic)


::Poor unfortunate souls
::In pain, in need
::This one longing to be thinner
::That one wants to get the girl
::And do I help them? Yes, indeed


::Those poor unfortunate souls
::So sad, so true
::They come flocking to my cauldron
::crying "Spells, Ursula, please!"
::And I help them? Yes, I do


::Now it's happened once or twice
::Someone couldn't pay the price
::And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
::Yes I've had the odd complaint
::But on the whole I've been a saint
::to those poor unfortunate souls



* '''Ursula:''' (speaks) Now here's a deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days. Now, listen. This is important. Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear old princy to fall in love with you. That is, he's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss. The kiss of true love.

(Our heroes are sneak in and watch Ursula talking with Ariel about her deal.)

*'''Tino Tonitini''': See, guys? That's her. That's Ursula.
*'''Trinket''': Eww. You're right, Tino. She is an ugly sea creature.
*'''Ursula''': If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day, you'll remain human permanently. But if he doesn't, you'll turn back into a mermaid. And...you belong...to me.
*'''Tino Tonitini''': (quietly) Um what?!
* '''Carver Descartes:''' What?!
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' What?!
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' What?!
* '''Akko Kagari:''' Huh?
* '''Sebastian''': No, Ariel!

(Floatsam and Jetsam silences Flounder and Sebastian by wrapping their tails around them.)

* '''Ursula''': Have we got a deal?
* '''Ariel''': If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.
* '''Ursula''': That's right. But you'll have your man. (chuckles) Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? (she and the other villains cackle) Oh! And there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing you know.
* '''Ariel''': But I don't have any...
* '''Ursula''': (covers Ariel's mouth with tentacle) I'm not asking much. Just a token, really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is…your voice.
* '''Ariel''': (confused) My voice?
* '''Tino, Lor, and Carver''': Her voice?!
* '''Akko Kagari:''' Her voice!?
* '''Ursula''': You got it, sweetcakes. No more talking, singing. Zip!
* '''Ariel''': But without my voice, how can I...
* '''Ursula''': You'll have your looks! Your pretty face! And don't underestimate the importance of body language! Ha!
:'''[Ursula]'''
::The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
::They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
::Yes, on land it's much preferred
::for ladies not to say a word
::And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?


::Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
::True gentlemen avoid it when they can!
::But they dote and swoon and fawn
::on a lady who's withdrawn
::It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man!


::Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
::Go ahead! Make your choice!
::I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
::It won't cost much. Just your voice!


::You poor unfortunate soul
::It's sad but true


::If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got the pay the toll
::Take a gulp and take a breath, and go ahead and sign the scroll
::Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
::The boss is on a roll!

(Ariel, under pressure, but knowing that she could no longer trust her father, or Sebastian, and feeling that this was the only way for her to be with Eric, took the pen.)

:'''[Ursula]'''
::THIS POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL!

(Ariel signed her name on the contract as Sebastian, Flounder, Tino and the gang watched in horror. Their mermaid friend was selling her freedom for her desire. With Ariel having signed the contract, Ursula took the contract and prepared for Ariel's transformation. Waves of magic surrounded the duo as Ariel watched nervously.)

:[Ursula]
::Beluga sevruga, come winds of the Caspian Sea
::Larynxes, glossitis, ad max Laryngitis, la voce to me!

(Ursula summons big ghostly green hands)

* '''Ursula''': Now sing!

(Ariel start to sing. While she sings, her neck glows.)

* '''Ursula''': KEEP SINGING!

(The voice, glowing brightly outside of Ariel's neck, was sucked into Ursula's nautilus shell necklace. Ursula watched menacingly as the voice disappeared in the shell. With Ariel's voice now hers, Ursula sent a magic bubble over Ariel while cackling maniacally. Ash, his gang, Sebastian and Flounder watched in complete horror as Ariel was transforming from mermaid, into human. It was absolutely frightening for them. The beautiful, green tail that covered Ariel from the waist down disappeared and was replaced by two legs. Now having transformed Ariel into a human, the bubble disappeared, but now Ariel was left unable to breath underwater and she couldn't swim either.)

* '''Tino Tonitini''': She can't breath underwater!
* '''Doraemon''' We gotta get her to the surface! Now!

(Ursula continues to laugh. As everyone helps Ariel to the surface, Tino stared down at Ursula in anger, knowing that she is up to no good for sure. They made up to the surface just in time. Ariel breathes)