Editing Tino's Adventures of The Little Mermaid/Transcript (section)

== Reuniting with Ariel ==
(''Cut to Ariel looking at sunken ship)''
*'''Flounder: '''''[From distance.]'' Ariel, wait for me . . .
*'''Ariel:''' Flounder, hurry up!
*'''Flounder:''' ''[Catching up.]'' You know I can't swim that fast.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Hey Ariel!
*'''Ariel:''' Tino!
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Long time no see, Ariel!
*'''Ariel:''' It's good to see you guys again.
*'''Akko Kagari:'''
*'''Trinket:''' So you must be Ariel.
*'''Ariel:''' So, who are your friends, Tino?
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*'''Ariel: '''There it is. Isn't it fantastic?
*'''Flounder: '''Yeah . . . sure . . . it - it's great. Now let's get outta here.
*'''Ariel: '''You're not getting cold fins now, are you?
*'''Flounder: '''Who, me? No way. It's just, it, err . . . it looks - damp in there. Yeah. And I think I may be coming down with something. Yeah, I got this cough. ''[Flounder coughs unconvincingly]''
*'''Ariel: '''All right. I'm going inside. You can just stay here and - watch for sharks. ''[She goes inside.]''
*'''Flounder: '''O.K. Yeah - you go. I'll stay and - what? Sharks! Ariel!

(''He tries to fit through porthole)''

*'''Flounder: '''Ariel . . . I can't . . . I mean- Ariel help!

*'''Ariel:''' ''[Laughs.]'' Oh, Flounder.

*'''Flounder:''' ''[Whispering.] ''Ariel, do you really think there might be sharks around here? ''[Shark passes outside.]''

*'''Ariel: '''Flounder, don't be such a guppy.

*'''Flounder: '''I'm not a guppy. ''[Gets pulled through porthole.] ''This is great - I mean, I really love this. Excitement, adventure, danger lurking around every corn- YAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Ariel!! ''[He sees a skull, crashes into pillar causing cave in, and swims frantically away, knocking over Ariel.]''

*'''Ariel: '''Oh, are you okay?

*'''Flounder:''' Yeah sure, no problem, I'm okay . . .

*'''Ariel:''' Shhh . . . ''[Seeing a fork.]'' Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Have you ever seen anything so wonderful in your entire life?

*'''Flounder:''' Wow, cool! But, err, what is it?

*'''Ariel:''' I don't know. But I bet Scuttle will. (''Puts fork in bag. Skark swims by outside.'')

*'''Flounder:''' What was that? Did you hear something?

*'''Ariel:''' ''[Distracted by pipe.]'' Hmm, I wonder what this one is?
*'''Flounder:''' Ariel . .
*'''Ariel:''' Flounder, will you relax. Nothing is going to happen.
*'''Flounder''''':''''' '''''[Seeing Shark looming behind him.]'' Shark!! Shark!! We're gonna die! ''[Shark chases them all around. Ariel's bag is hung up. She goes back for it. Shark almost gets them. They head for porthole.]'' Oh No!!
*[''They crash through and go round and round. Flounder gets knocked silly but Ariel saves him and traps Shark]''
*'''Flounder:''' You big bully. THAT . . .''Shark snaps at him and he swims away.''

*'''Ariel:''' ''[Laughing.]'' Flounder, you really are a guppy.

*'''Flounder:''' I am not. 
*''[On surface. Scuttle on his island humming and looking through his telescope.]''
*'''Ariel:''' Scuttle!
*'''Scuttle:''' ''[Looking through the telescope the wrong way, shouting.]'' Whoa! Mermaid off the port bow! Ariel, how you doin' kid? ''[Lowers telescope to reveal Ariel at wing's length.]'' Whoa, what a swim!
*'''Ariel''' Scuttle - look what we found.
*'''Flounder:''' Yeah - we were in this sunken ship - it was really creepy.
*'''Scuttle''' Human stuff, huh? Hey, lemme see. ''[Picks up fork.]'' Look at this. Wow - this is special - this is very, very unusual.
*'''Ariel''' What? What is it?
*'''Scuttle''' It's a dinglehopper! Humans use these little babies . . . to straighten their hair out. See - just a little twirl here and a yank there and - voiolay! You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!
*'''Ariel''' A dinglehopper!
*'''Flounder''' What about that one?
*'''Scuttle''' ''[Holding pipe]'' Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.
*'''Ariel and Flounder''' Oohhh.
*'''Scuttle:''' Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.''Scuttle blows into the pipe; seaweed pops out the other end.''
*'''Ariel:''' Music? Oh, the concert! Oh my gosh, my father's gonna kill me!
*'''Flounder:''' The concert was today?
*'''Scuttle: '''''[Still contemplating pipe.]'' Maybe you could make a little planter out of it or somethin'.
*'''Ariel: '''Uh, I'm sorry, I gotta go. Thank you Scuttle. ''[Waves.]''
*'''Scuttle: '''Anytime sweetie, anytime.

''(Cut to Flotsam and Jetsam, then Ursula in the background watching a magic projection of Ariel swimming.)''
*'''Ursula: '''Yes hurry home, princess. We wouldn't want to miss old daddy's celebration, now, would we? Huh! Celebration indeed. Bah! In MY day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. And now, look at me wasted away to practically nothing - banished and exiled and practically starving, while he and his flimsy fish-folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough. Flotsam! Jetsam! I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton's undoing. . . .