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Script[edit | edit source]

The Story Begin/The Future of Dimmsdale[edit | edit source]

(cuts to The Fairly OddParents Theme song and opening, after that, the scene starts in the future of Dimmsdale and Future A.J & Chester are being chase by Future Timmy and Team Rocket)

  • Future A.J: He's gaining on us!
  • Future Timmy: Chester, A.J., Surrender!

(Chester & A.J. still running from Future Timmy. They blow the statue of Chompy, The School and Chester's trailer)

  • Chester's Dad: Whoa. That's it on the Mexican Brunches.

(Cuts to A.J.)

  • Future A.J: Hurry. We've got to get this component to my house.
  • Future Chester: Almost there!

(They hit a glass bridge and Future A.J. falls off and Future Chester catches him with his hand)

  • Future A.J: Hello. Genius with the last hope for humanity dangling for his life.

(They drive on some buildings then falls and lands on another glass bridge)

  • Future Chester: A.J, go! (He looks at them) I'll stay here and hold them off.
  • Future A.J: But--
  • Future Chester: Go! Before it's too late.

(A.J. takes off and Future Chester brings out his dad's bat and Future Timmy destroys it. He come down and Future Chester hits them and his ride turns into a face ride and took off. Then He hit Future Chester but Future Chester teeth blocks her power)

  • Future Chester: Now I know why I never got these taken off.

(He starts hitting Them, Future Timmy still chases after Future A.J)

  • Future Chester: Ha! You'll never going to stop us! (They tie him up) Hey, he stop me.

(Future A.J. made it to his house and Future Timmy's ride got there as well. He went to his room and turns on his lights and takes his "Time Travel Belt" out)

  • Future A.J: Now I can go back to the past and make sure none of this ever happens.

(Future Timmy tie Future A.J up)

  • Future Timmy: You thought you were going to use your Time Travel Belt to return to Dimmsdale to it's former glories, didn't you? (Laughing) Think again. (he turns around) Last two apprehended, your majesty.

(The mother ship comes and drops Future Vicky at Future A.J's house)

  • Future Vicky: No. There's still one more, but now that I have The Time Travel Belt, We know exactly where to find them in the past. And once we find them, there will be no one left to stop me! (She takes her hood off) Me Vicky, supreme ruler of the earth! (Laughing)

Present of Dimmsdale[edit | edit source]

(Cuts to Vicky's house)

  • Vicky: (Laughing) I'm so happy! I can't wait to baby-sit Timmy today. Let's see if I have everything I need to ensure the proper amount of quality child supervision. (She has her tools and she took Tool 1#) Ear cleaner,(Then she took Tool 2#) Nostril Scrubber, (And Then she took Tool 3# and shout it into the wall) and Painful, high-speed clothes dryer. (Then she pack her stuff and put a smiley sticker on a skull) And That's everything I need to make his life's terrible and my life fun! I just hope in my heart that someday I'll be able to have the whole world and the universe miserable. (Then she killed a butterfly with her hands) But for now, my hate belongs to Timmy. Me, Vicky, supreme ruler of hating Timmy! (laughing and coughing and she walks away)

(Then Vicky's TV is on with Chet Ubetcha)

  • Chet Ubetcha: Hello, Dimmsdale. I'm Chet Ubetcha with today's editorial, which technically makes it a chet-l-torial. Television, it can help, and it can hurt. But can it help hurt? Is it causing kids to do stupid and violent things? Take, for example, the wildly popular animated kung fu monster training cards series, "Maho Mushi". Is it causing to do stupid and violent things?

(The kids fall from a tree)

  • Boys: Aah!
  • Boy 1#: My legs!
  • Boy 2#: My arms!
  • Kids: (Singing) Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi.

(Then a boy Climbs a wall and fells down into the trash can)

  • Boy 3#: AAH! My neck!
  • Kids: Maho Mushi!

(A boy throws a kid at the other kids)

  • Boy 4#: My Gosh! This is a cool show.

(Cuts to Chet Ubetcha)

  • Chet Ubetcha: Let me answer my own rhetorical question with a nonrhetorical YES! But on the bright side, we can all take solace that they day will never come that a child could imitate this.

(They shown a alien drive a spaceship and laughing)

(Cut to Timmy)

  • Timmy Turner: (laughing) I can't believe the day has come that we can imitate this! WHOO-HOO! (They shown Cosmo as Spaceship and Wanda as a Helmet) And I would never be able to do it with you guys.
  • Wanda: Yeah, but are you're sure this is safe?
  • Timmy Turner: Of course. I know how to drive this. Plus, I know "Maho Mushi" better than any show on Television. (He shown then his Maho Mushi's cards)
  • Cosmo (Voice): I can't believe you never thought to wish for the Maho Mushi Kid Crusher before.

(Timmy drop the cards and went down and go throw the city)

  • Cosmo: (screaming 2x)

(And Then they went up)

  • Wanda: Timmy, I don't know. Watching dangerous stunts on TV is one thing, but performing them in real life feels really dangerous.
  • Timmy Turner: What makes you say that?
  • All: AAAAAAH!!!!
  • Timmy Turner: Wanda, I wish for the Bonzai Bubble!

(Wanda grand Timmy's wish and Timmy in that bubble and went down into Dad's Office building)

(Cut to Timmy's Dad)

  • Mr. Turner: Finally. I'm a shoo-in to win Cleanest Office, the one trophy I'll have that my archenemy Dinkleberg won't.

(Timmy comes in destroy his office)

  • Timmy Turner: AAH!

(They exit and his Boss comes in)

  • Mr. Turner's Boss: Congratulations, Turner. You win the Cleanest Off--. Good Heavens! Dinkleberg, quick. (He give him a Money & his award) Take this and the raise that goes with it.
  • Dinkleberg: Neat.

(Then Dinkleberg walk away)

  • Mr. Turner: RRR. Dinkleberg. (The roof fall at him)

(Cut to Timmy's Mom)

  • Mrs. Turner: This is the hardest home I've ever had to sell, but here you go, Mr. Joel. Here are the keys to your new glass house.
  • Mr. Joel: Thanks. You know I didn't want to buy this, but you really wore me down.
  • Mrs. Turner: Just don't throw any stones. Once I hand you the keys, it's not my problem anymore.

(She give him the keys slowing and then Timmy break the glass house)

  • Timmy Turner: AAH!

(Than the house just comes down)

  • Mrs. Turner: I'll get the a broom.

(Cut to Mr. & Mrs. Turner. Then Mr. & Mrs. Turner walked into each other)

  • Mr. Turner: Honey, our son just bounced wildly through my office, Destroying everything! Have you see him?
  • Mrs. Turner: Yes, and he just destroyed the house I was about to sell.
  • Timmy: AAH!

(He crash at the fool and bubble just pop)

  • Timmy Turner: (There parents mad at them)

(Then slid to trash bin and Future Timmy came the present with his Time Travel Belt, Then he see Timmy taking from Timmy's Parents)

  • Timmy Turner: You wouldn't be able to do this if We had the Maho Mushi Parent Puncher.
  • Future Timmy: Excellent. Mine for the taking.

(than the cope car pull up)

  • Officer 1#: So, you want to have our coffee here?
  • Officer 2#: Sure. I brought a whole bunch of donuts. (The Future Timmy look at them and Officers sit on him) We can sit on the dumpster for hours and hours and talk about life. (Then Officer 2# move closer to Officer 1#)

(With Tino and friends)

  • Tino Tonitini: (to the viewers) ???
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  • Clod: So this is Dimmsdale, huh?
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  • Princess Nella: I would like to meet this Timmy Turner person.
  • Tino Tonitini: Well, let's go to his house then.

No more TV, mister/Tino Tonitini reunited with Timmy Turner[edit | edit source]

(The scene shows Timmy's House)

  • Mr & Mrs. Turner: You could have killed yourself!

(Timmy watching Maho Mushi)

  • Timmy Turner: Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi,Maho Mushi,Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi.
  • Mr. Turner: Ew. Is this what you guys were imitating?

(Than she turn the channel)

  • Men (Voice): It's Dictator week on the biographical channel. Channel 298 on Dimmsdale cable. See if you have what it takes to be a Dictator.
  • Timmy Turner: AAH! Must..watch...(He push his parents away) Maho Mushi.

(He turn the channel)

  • Mrs. Turner: Honestly, Timmy, someday you're going to have to grow up. You're not a baby anymore you know?
  • Mr. Turner: You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque!

(Mr. Turner sees Dinkleberg outside the window.)

  • Sheldon Dinkleberg: Fetch, Dinkle-dog! (Tosses his plaque.) Hi, Turner! Better luck next month!
  • Mr. Turner: (even more annoyed) *Grunts* Dinkleberg...

(Mrs. Turner sees Timmy copying the poses he sees on Maho Mushi and realizes that there is only one thing to prevent Timmy from watching Maho Mushi as she turns the TV off with her remote.)

  • Timmy Turner: Aah! I was watching that!

(Mr. and Mrs. Turner ground Timmy and take away his TV privileges.)

  • Mrs. Turner: (sternly) Timmy, if we can't trust you not to imitate television, maybe you can't be trusted to even watch television!
  • Mr. Turner: (angrily) You're grounded mister! And that means no TV either!
  • Timmy Turner: What!? You can't do that to me!
  • Mr. Turner: Ha! Not without help!
  • Mrs. Turner: (she opens the door as she says this.) That's why we had Vicky come over! to make sure you don't watch any television while we go out!

(Vicky hisses like a snake, much to Timmy's horror.)

  • Mr. Turner: Yeah! Because we're not grounded!
  • Vicky: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Turner! Don't worry, the only thing Timmy's gonna watch out while I'm here is his mouth!

(The smiley sticker from before falls off revealing the skull, which is enough to make Timmy scream and hide behind Mom.)

  • Timmy Turner: No! Don't leave me with her! She's evil!
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner at the same time: (surprised) Evil?
  • Vicky: Uh... Uh, that's silly! (Vicky brings out a model of Billy Joel's glass house and a "Best Dad" plaque from the bag as she says this.) Um, would an evil person bring gifts?
  • Mrs. Turner: Wow! A glass house that reminds me of how furious I am at Timmy!
  • Mr. Turner: Hmm! And this plaque is twice as good as Dinkleberg's, I should go blow! Bye!

(Mr. and Mrs. Turner leave.)

  • Vicky: Now then... (Brings out two massive flame throwers) Somebody say EVIL!?

(Timmy screams, hides in his room, and blocks the door with his drawer, bedside table, and his bed.)

(Tino and his friends come in)

  • Tino Tonitini: Hey, Timmy!
  • Timmy Turner: Tino! Guys!
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  • Timmy Turner: Me too. Say, who are your friends?
  • Tino Tonitini: Oh!
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(Then Timmy walk to Cosmo and Wanda with a smile face)

  • Timmy Turner: Oh, gee. Mom and Dad have grounded me from watching TV. Whatever is a boy, or girl with fairies to do?

(Cosmo Wanda poof a TV and remote, Timmy turns the TV on, Also Cosmo And Wanda poof out of the fishbowl)

  • Cosmo: Timmy, you parents said no TV. (Cosmo shown him a picture of Vicky) And they left Vicky here to make sure you guys don't watch it.
  • Timmy Turner: So (He take out Vicky) They didn't listen to me about Vicky.
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  • Timmy Turner: Sure, like how they'd handled lying to me all these years and I got stuck with Vicky because of them!?
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  • Princess Nella: You never told about Vicky. What did she do to you?
  • Timmy Turner: Well, Princess. Vicky is evil because to make more money with watching bad kids. Well, she cost the problem and get my friends and me in trouble.
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  • Timmy Turner: True, but the point is, why should I listen to them about anything?

(Then he turns the TV back on)

  • Wanda: Because they're your parents, and you have to start to listening to them. They only want what's best for you, and we're not always gonna be around, you know.
  • Timmy Turner: You're right, Wanda. You're gonna stay right here, with Pooh's and his friends and make sure Vicky doesn't see what I'm doing while I wish for a magic remote that works video and TV. That way, technically I'm not disobeying them.
  • Wanda: Oh, nice loophole. Who do you think you are, Fairly Mason?

(Cosmo and Wanda poof a Pink Magic Remote)

  • Cosmo: You know, there are easier ways to get on TV. Have you considered a slow-speed chase?
  • Timmy Turner: Let's get Televised.

(Then Timmy transport on TV)

  • Wanda: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Timmy Goes into TV Universe/Furious parents[edit | edit source]

  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner: TIMMY!!
  • Vicky: He's in so much trouble. I should get my camera.

Timmy Learns the Truth/"I running away to Television!"[edit | edit source]

  • Timmy: Uh, this isn't what it looks like?
  • Mr. Turner's Boss: Turner, I decided to give you a second chance and-- Good Heavens! Dinkleberg, (He give Dinkleberg a Money & his plaque) catch this nicest house plaque and the raise that goes with it.

(cut to Dinkleberg)

  • Dinkleberg: Sweet. Fetch, Dinkledog.

(Then his boss walk out of here in a bad move)

(Then Mr. Turner is so mad, he rip his hair off)

(Then Mrs. Turner toke Timmy's Magical Remote and give it to Vicky)

  • Mrs. Turner: Here Vicky. Take this. We're going to have a word with our irresponsible son.
  • Vicky: Have a nice violent talk. (and he talks to Timmy) I'll see you tomorrow. (Evil laughing and she exits it the scene)
  • Timmy Turner: HEY, WAIT! That's my remote!

(Then Mr. Turner grab Timmy's head)

  • Mr. Turner: Which you deliberately used to disobey us, and then you busted the house and wrote that lie on the wall! What is wrong with you?

(Mr. Turner drop Timmy)

  • Timmy Turner: But it's not our fault. It's Vicky's. She's evil. She's always being mean to me and always getting me into trouble.
  • Atsuko Kagari: It's true! We saw Vicky did those things herself! And she blames Timmy for them so you could hire her more!
  • Mrs. Turner: Oh? Did she turn your TV? Did she give you this Bazooka?

(Cut to Mr. Turner)

  • Mr. Turner: Which I can't fire at the Dinkleberg's house because it's out of ammo.
  • Timmy Turner: Well, no.
  • Mr. Turner: Then why should we believe anything you say? (Then him and Mrs. Turner start leaving Timmy's room) When I get back from Ammo Store, you are a lot of trouble, young man.

(Then him and Mrs. Turner start leaving Timmy's room, and Vicky just pop up after they’d left)

  • Vicky the Babysitter: Wow. I've never seen you so miserable. I should take another picture.

(The she toke a another picture of Timmy and his gold fishes)

  • Vicky the Babysitter: One for you...

(Then she make him put on a "Mary's Outfit" and hold a rope to a lamb)

  • Vicky the Babysitter: And one for the Internet.

(Again, she toke a another picture of that and, she ran out)

  • Timmy Turner: They didn't believe me about Vicky - AGAIN! (He toke off Mary's outfit) I AM SO SICK OF THAT!!!
  • Wanda: Aw, Timmy, they're just trying to raise you to be a mature, responsible adult.
  • Atsuko Kagari: But Vicky was the one wrecking the house, blamed it all on Timmy and gotten away with it! How come nobody see through that facade of hers?!
  • Wanda: I know, Akko, but even if anyone did tell the truth about Vicky’s true intentions, they won’t believe them. Anyway, Everybody has to grow up sometime.
  • Timmy Turner: Not the Futurellis. Not Heavly Hal. Not Jonny Hunt. They've all been the same age forever. And if I was a kid forever, I'd never have to lose you guys!
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  • Timmy Turner: Thanks, guys.
  • Wanda: I don't like where this is going.
  • Cosmo: Neither do the puppets.
  • Timmy Turner: We do. (He jumped over, land on the TV) It's going into television... Where nobody ever grows up, ever. I wish I had another Magic Remote. (Then Cosmo poof a Green Magic Remote)
  • Timmy Turner: I'm running away, and I'm running away into television!

(Then they cut to Future Timmy, and he made it out of the roof)

  • Future Timmy: (woke up) How long have I been out? (then he spot Timmy with the magic remote) The remote. There's still time. (The cut to Timmy when he writing a letter to his parents)
  • Timmy Turner: Don't bother looking for me because you'll never, ever, ever find me.
  • Cosmo: Evur!
  • Misty: Really, Cosmo? Evur?
  • Cosmo: What? It helps with the Drama.
  • Timmy Turner: Good-bye! (He put the note on the TV) Forever!

(Then they started to go into the TV, and then Future Timmy just drop in)

  • Future Timmy: Stop, wait!

(they cut throw Future Timmy, and he went into the TV, too. Then Mr. and Mrs. Turner opened Timmy's door)

  • Mr. Turner: Well, we got the Ammo. (they both gasp)
  • Mrs. Turner: "Good-Bye Forever"? (she grab the note) He's Gone!
  • Mr. Turner: (gasp) And he misspelled "ever." (He push Mrs. Turner) Oh, but he can spell Dinkleberg just fine.

(He crumble the letter)

(Scene Ends)

Timmy return to the TV Universe/Vicky meets the villains[edit | edit source]

(The Dark Warrior follows Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Tino and the others flying throw the channels, but crashes into one and fell into Channel 50th in "Paula Poundcake")

  • Dark Warrior: (wakes up) Where am I?
  • Paula Poundcake: (Singing)
  • Donnie Donut: He he he he he he he he!
  • Paula Poundcake: Hi. I'm Paula PoundCake, and this is Pup Tart.

(Her Dog come out and she grab him)

  • Pup Tart: Bark! Bark! (The She toke a bit on his noes) Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
  • Donnie Donut: And I'm Donnie Donut, and even thought I'm a boy, I still think this place is swell.
  • Everyone: Our icing is nicing!
  • Paula Poundcake: Are you made of Licorice? (tries to bite him)
  • Dark Warrior: Get back, you frosted freaks. (He trying to hit them with a candy-can) Back!
  • Everyone: OOH!

(Cut to Timmy and others)

  • Timmy: If my parents don't care what I have to say, we're going where nobody cares about what adults have to say.
  • Cosmo: Kentucky?
  • Timmy: Nope.

(They travel into Channel 75 where "Walnuts" is airing its Hanukkah special, which is a parody of the Peanuts Hanukkah special “A Charlie Brown Christmas”)

  • Timmy: The kid friendly world of "Walnuts." This will be a perfect place to live.
  • Cosmo: Yeah. They don't even show adults on this cartoon.
  • Wanda: Oh, and look. We landed right in the middle of their Hanukkah special.

(Timmy goes over and places a star shaped necklace on a nine-candlestick holder. It bends to the right due to the weight of the necklace, much to Timmy's dismay.)

  • Boy #1: It's the Great Menorah, Chuckie Black! Oh. (He passes out)
  • Man (offscreen): Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.
  • Timmy: What? No, I didn't hurt him.
  • Man: Blah blah blah.
  • Timmy: No, really, he fainted.
  • Man: Blah blah blah.
  • Timmy: Do we have to involve the police?
  • Wanda: (red and blue flashing lights are seen in the window) Apparently, that's a yes.
  • Timmy: I should have known parents would ruin this place, too. Come on!

(they head to the TV)

  • Cosmo: But—But—But I wanna see the Great Menorah appear in the Bagel Patch.

(They enter the next cartoon, which is "Space Spectre", a parody of Space Ghost)

  • Timmy: Now, this is more like it. Fighting alongside the Space Spectre and his army of intergalactic kid crime-fighters.
  • Cosmo: What's perfect about this? I'm a monkey in a mask! Why does a monkey need a secret identity? So, nobody knows I'm a monkey? Should my tail have a mask?
  • Wanda: (Thinks for a minute) Wait. Is this another show where kids get dangerous weapons?
  • Timmy: Just this Ghost Gauntlet. But don't worry. It's perfectly safe.

[Then Timmy pushes a button on the Ghost Gauntlet which zaps a hole in the glass window at the front of the spaceship. They all get sucked through the hole and are now flying through space.]

  • Wanda: Oh no! We're in the airless vacuum of space without helmets!
  • Cosmo: Wanda and I don't have to breathe because we're magic, but you're doomed. [Laughs]
  • Timmy: No, I'm not. In this show, the laws of nature don't apply. Watch. (flies off with Cosmo and Wanda) There's nothin' to worry about.

(They continue flying through space, until they stop and are blocked by an invisible shield. A spaceship materializes)

  • Future Timmy: Timmy Turner don't move. (He presses a button that produces a tractor beam, which makes Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda freeze.
  • Timmy: Who is that guy, and how does he even know who I am?
  • Cosmo: Maybe it's because your mask isn't very good. (We zoom into Vicky's room, at her house as she watches her own TV)
  • Vicky: "Space Spectre"? That's such a dumb show. I totally know that's a monkey. What else is on?
  • Man: Tonight, we'll discuss the rising debt ceiling, the trade deficit, and a bunch of other stuff you don't care about.
  • Vicky: "Politically Inaccurate"? There's no violence on that show.
  • Politician: Let me explain this in the most boring way I can.

(A little video screen pops up and it’s revealed it's about wrestling)

  • Vicky: Wrestling! Now, that's violent. [Chuckles]

(She presses another button on the remote and something magically changes in the show)

  • Announcer: Welcome back to... (Then, magically the whole sets change into....) "Politically Inaccurate Smashdown!" (a parody of Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher and WWE Friday Night SmackDown) Let's prepare to debate!

(Then, a bell rings. As politicians are wrestling each other and debate at the same time)

  • Political Wrestler #1: Taxes are too high!
  • Political Wrestler #2: Eat my right wing, punk.

(Vicky is shocked at what she just saw)

  • Vicky: Hey, this remote changes things in there and makes them become real out here. I wonder... (She looks at the TV Guide. She presses another button on the remote and changes the channel again)

(Vicky changes the channel to "The Million Dollar Spin" Show, a parody of Wheel of Fortune)

  • Game Show Host: Today we're giving away $1 million dollars! (A game show contestant named Jerry, spins the wheel. And it lands on "One Million $")
  • Game Show Host: Congratulations, Jerry. You've won... $1 Million dollars!
  • Jerry: Awesome! I'm going to give it all to charity.
  • Vicky: What? Why can't that be me?! (Angry, she slams the remote which sends her into the TV trading places with Jerry)
  • Game Show Host: And here's your money Jerry. (Through his earpiece, the producers are informing him of something) What's that? Whoa, Jerry. Bad news. You're only 16. You have to be 18 to play.
  • Vicky: DARN IT!

(She hits the remote causing her to age from 16 to 18. Vicky's breasts begin to grow, and an earring appears on her ear, giving her the appearance of Vicky in her twenties.)

  • Game Show Host: Okie Dokie! Happy two additional birthdays, Jerry.
  • Vicky: I accidently hit fast forward, and this thing made me older. Oh my gosh, this remote can do anything!
  • Game Show Host: You are right! And now that you're 18 and have your million dollars, what are you going to do next?
  • Vicky: (looks at the TV Guide) Dictator Week? I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. Get to the Biographical Channel and change history, so I can take over the world.
  • Game Show Host: Jerry seems really happy and on fire!

Channel to Channel Chase/Mr. and Mrs. Turner Search of Timmy[edit | edit source]

(We now go back to Timmy and the others, as they still at a tractor beam, as they still comes onborad to Dark Warrior's spaceship)

  • Wanda: Can't... reach... wand.
  • Cosmo: Can't... stop thinking... about ham.
  • Timmy: Can't... stand speaking... in short bursts... of dialogue.
  • Future Timmy: Surrender the remote, and I'll send you all back home.
  • Timmy: NEVER! (He grabs his magic remote and tries to press the button) (Then Timmy and the others disappear and are out of the tractor beam. They enter into another channel.]

(They have arrived at a stone age cartoon, while we hear sitcom laughter.)

  • Wanda: Where are we?
  • Cosmo: Flint? Bones? Meat? Oh my gosh! We're in the Meatflints! (a parody of The Flintstones) (laughter)
  • Timmy: Exactly! Hey, since outer space was lame, maybe we can try being a modern stone-aged family.

(Timmy presses a TV remote, and a bird flies out and turns on the TV)

  • Cosmo: Ha! All right! It's a bird and a remote control. I wonder what this gadget does? (It turns out that he hits a tiger's tail. And it roars at him) Ahh, it eats!

[The tiger starts to chase them around while passing the couch, chair and lamp.)

  • Wanda: Hey, didn't we already run past that couch, chair, and lamp? (laughter)
  • Bird: Eh, it's a cycle.

(They run out of the house and get into a car.)

  • Timmy: I don't understand. If the cars are powered by feet, shouldn't we just keep running?
  • Cosmo: Aren't feet also powered by feet?
  • Timmy: This place is lame. I don't wanna live in a world when your household appliances can eat you and they have to use the same background over and over again.

(Suddenly Future Timmy appears again on a pterodactyl)

  • Future Timmy Surrender, Timmy Turnstone!
  • Timmy: He's gaining on us. We have to move faster. We'll have to get to the next channel, where everything is fast.
  • Cosmo: Ah! We're gonna need more feet!

[Timmy presses the button on the remote, and teleports everyone into Go, Go Racer (a parody of Speed Racer). Timmy jumps into his race car and gets ready to go until he's met with his "Pop")

  • Pop: Absolutely not. You cannot race in this race. It's much too dangerous.
  • Timmy: But, Pop, I must. I must race in this race. I am a Racer. I race with speed, and racing with speed is what I must do. Ahh! Ooh! Aah!

(Every racer is lined up at the starting line and about to start the race)

  • Announcer: This is a very dangerous race. Many of you will not make it out of this race alive. And that is why we are broadcasting it live around the world.

(Suddenly Future Timmy appears again, but this time, he comes out of one of the broadcasting cameras. He steals one of the racer's cars in order to be in the race)

  • Announcer: Go, Racers, Go! Ahh! Ooh! Aah!

(The racers take off. Suddenly, everything starts to explode: One of the racer's cars, the announcer's stand, even the state officials. At the mountain pass, Future Timmy finally catches up with Timmy)

  • Timmy: You! Get away from me. Ooh! Aah! Ooh! (sees a ridge up ahead) Aah!

(Timmy puts a quarter in the steering wheel, and him and Future Timmy jump off the ridge and into the canyon)

  • Future Timmy: Stop. I just wanna talk to you.
  • Timmy: Yeah, sure. Why should I believe you? You're an adult, which means you're not a child, and if you're not a child, you're an adult. And if you're an adult, that means I shouldn't listen to you. Ooh! Aah! Ooh! (sees a forest ahead of him and screams)

(Timmy puts another quarter in the car and lasers the trees ahead of him. Then, Cosmo, and Wanda came back off the car)

  • Cosmo: Oh, great. I'm a monkey again. Where's my mask? The world will know who I am.
  • Wanda: Timmy, look out! Aah! Ooh! Aah!

(Timmy turns his wheels to climb the mountain as Future Timmy ejects from his crushed car and Timmy wins the race)

  • Audience: Aah! Ooh! Aah!
  • Timmy: Now this is more like it.
  • Pop: [Furious] How could you race in this race? You're too young to race in this very dangerous race! You could've gotten yourself killed! You need to grow up. Aah! Ooh! Aah! Ooh!
  • Timmy: Ugh, if I wanted to get screamed at by an adult, I could have stayed at home. (changes the channel)

(And so they travel from Channel 193 to Channel 194 where they're in a dark spooky forest dressed from the ‘70s)

  • Timmy: Sweet! This would be a perfect place to live! Our ride should be here right about...now.

(Suddenly a van comes up as Cosmo and Wanda turns into dogs with beanies.)

  • Timmy: It's Snooper Dog and the Clue Crew (a parody of Scooby Doo, Where Are You?).
  • Wanda: Are those kids even old enough to drive?
  • Timmy: Nope; and even though they're teenagers, their parents let them drive around solving mysteries with a talking dog.
  • Snooper Dog: Put the sizzle in Fanizzle y'all.
  • Timmy: I'm sorry, what?

(Suddenly the Clue Crew gets scared)

  • Snooper Dog: Fawizzle! Fawizzle! Shazizzle!
  • Timmy: Yeah, does anybody understand what that dog is saying?
  • Shaggy-like Clue Crew Member: He's sayin', like, RUN!!!! (pointing to a giant monster)

(Everyone gets inside and starts boarding up the door until the monster was right behind Snooper Dog and he freaks out)

  • Bird: Eh, it's a chase scene.

(Suddenly Timmy bumps into the Velma-like Clue Crew Member wearing her glasses)

  • Timmy: Ah, can't see! Can't see! (Accidentally bumps into the monster who falls down the stairs and it lands in a barrel) I knew that if I came here, you'd help me solve the mystery of who's been chasing me.
  • Velma-like Clue Crew Member: Now let's see who the monster really is.
  • Timmy: Those are good guesses. Although, I already have an idea. (Unmasks the monster revealing it to be Future Timmy.)
  • Clue Crew: A guy in a mask?!

(Future Timmy breaks out of the barrel as Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda goes into the TV. Future Timmy follows after them.)

  • Shaggy-like Clue Crew Member: Like, what the heck was that, Snoop?
  • Snooper Dog: Yo, man. I don't have all the answers, y'all.

(Back in the real world, Mr. and Mrs. Turner stopped by at AJ's house to see if his friends Chester and A.J. have seen him)

  • A.J.: I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Turner, but Timmy's not here. We haven't seen him since school.
  • Chester: Why'd he run away anyway?
  • Mr. Turner: Well, we told him he couldn't watch television anymore.
  • Chester: [angrily because Mr. and Mrs. Turner were selfish that they scolded Timmy] You fiends! He should've gotten rid of you when he had the chance!
  • Mrs. Turner: And then he was trying to tell us a ridiculous story about Vicky being an evil babysitter.

(Chester and A.J. look at each other nervously.)

  • Mr. Turner: Chester, AJ, is there something you wanna tell us?
  • Mrs. Turner: Do you think Vicky's evil?

(Suddenly, a few video cameras pop up including one in a teddy bear with a microphone and behind a "Vicky Isn't Watching You" poster making them scared.)

  • A.J.: Nope! No way! She's the greatest babysitter ever. And I'm not just saying that because she has hidden cameras everywhere.
  • Chester: No! (Smacks bear down) No! This is our chance. We can finally tell the world about Vicky! (Grabs Mr. Turner) Listen to me you! Vicky is... (Suddenly he is shocked by a leg bracelet) Vicky is... (shocked again) Vic... (shocked again) Ah, never mind. (The leg bracelet pulls out cheese) Oh boy, cheese!
  • Mrs. Turner: Our little boy is out there somewhere. We have to find him.
  • Mr. Turner: And we will, honey. We will. But first, mine! (Takes Chester's cheese)
  • Chester: Hey! (Shocked again)

The Dark Warrior's True Identity/The Encounter of Tino's Old Enemies[edit | edit source]

(The scene changes to a dark city to a stately mansion where Timmy is rich, and Cosmo and Wanda are a butler and a maid)

  • Timmy Turner: Awesome! This is going to be great.
  • Cosmo: What's so great about this show?
  • Timmy: Are you kidding? I'm in the world of Blackbird and Sparrow. (Heads towards a mantle, pressed the button and the bookcase reveals his Sparrow costume) In this world, I can put on this supercool crime-fighting suit.
  • Cosmo: Neat.

(Timmy flips Cosmo over a table)

  • Timmy Turner: That gives our tiny 10-year-old body enhance strength and agility. And best of all, with my secret identity, no one will know who I am. This place rocks. I should have thought about leaving a long time ago.

(Suddenly, Cosmo and Wanda are trapped in a net)

  • Timmy Turner: You!
  • Future Timmy: Your channel surfing days are over.

(Future Timmy tackles Timmy and the heroes down the stairs into a giant birdcage)

  • Timmy: Cool, The Birdcage. Blackbird's secret paper line headquarters. Nice try, pal. I'm not afraid of you here. On this show, the good guy always wins.
  • Future Timmy: You young fool. Don't you understand? (Unmasked himself) I am the good guy!
  • Timmy Turner: [shocked] WHAT?! An older version of me? That's impossible! You can't be me! I'm not supposed to get older! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! (Future Timmy jumps for the remote) Pause! (press the "Pause" button and freezes Future Timmy) I don't get it. If I'm the good guy and he's me, who's the bad guy?
  • Vicky: The twerp is here too?! Well, not for long.

(Vicky pressed the remote to transport into the channel. Moments later, Future Timmy wakes up tied to a chair)

  • Future Timmy: Huh? What? Where am I?
  • Timmy: That's a good question. If you're supposed to be me, why don't you know where you are?
  • Future Timmy: I-
  • Timmy: Pause!
  • Wanda: Timmy, he's you as a grownup. He doesn't remember anything to do with the fact he had fairies. He probably doesn't even remember he wished for the remote.
  • Future Timmy: Stop that! You got to listen to me. We got to stop her.
  • Timmy: Who her? And where are you from? It's time you told me what's going on.
  • Future Timmy: Time. Time is the key word.

(Flashback)

  • Future Timmy VO: My world is ruled by an evil dictator who can't be stopped. I was part of the Resistance. I secretly inserted myself amongst the ranks of her security forces to gain her trust. When word linked to her about a resistance attempt to travel back in time and changed history, I knew I had to be the one to go back.

(Flashback ends)

  • Future Timmy: I'd knew in my heart that that remote gave her the power to take over the world. We have to destroy it before she finds it.
  • Timmy: We? [laughs] I'm not leaving. I'm not going anywhere.
  • Future Timmy: You have to. Without us, the future will remain a desolate wasteland.
  • Timmy Turner:: Whatever. I'm never gonna grow up and I'm gonna stay here forever. So it's not my problem.

[A massive explosion occurs, making them fall backwards. Vicky was controlling the Black Bird mech with the pink remote around her neck.]

  • Future Timmy: There's two remotes?
  • Vicky: Check out the fun destructive things you find lying around a stately mansion.
  • Future Timmy: Timmy: For the record, I could have done that anytime. Now, RUN!!!
  • Timmy Turner: In retrospect, maybe hanging a gigantic headquarters by a small medal ring wasn't such a cool idea.
  • Wanda: You think?
  • Timmy Turner: NO! SHE'S RUINING EVERYTHING!!
  • Vicky: So long suckers! I'm off to dictator week and then TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
  • Timmy Turner: Thanks for the save.
  • Future Timmy: Hey, you're a hero now. That's what heroes do. You ready to stop Vicky and save the world?
  • Timmy: I am now. Let's go.

[And so, Timmy and his friends began to leave to the next channel.]

  • Blackbird: My stuff. CURSE YOU, QUIZZLER!!!!!

[Back in Dimmsdale, Mr. and Mrs. Turner went to Vicky's house to talk to her parents about Timmy's disappearance.]

  • Mr. Turner: And then, he just ran away.
  • Mrs. Turner: He was so upset about your daughter, Vicky, we thought you two be able to tell us something.
  • Mr. Turner: Like...if she's evil?

(Shocked, Vicky's parents do a spit at the Turners. Suddenly blasters with targets, three missiles and tasers scared them even more)

  • Vicky's Dad: (reading note card nervously) Vicky is the kindest, sweetest, and most thoughtful daughter a parent could as for. If you see her, could you tell her we said that? Exactly the way she wrote it? Please?
  • Vicky's Mom: (changing her watch) Well, is it that late already? (Pushes them out) It's a shame you have to leave and never come back. (Takes their drinks back)

(Tootie, who was above her bedroom, overhears their conversation)

  • Tootie: Timmy's missing? He's gone?!
  • Mrs. Turner: [tearfully] We're never gonna find him! Oh, why didn't we listen to him?
  • Mr. Turner: Oh, now honey, don't give up. Even though this is all your fault, you never know when a clue might come crashing through the windshield.

(Suddenly, a note pinned to a Timmy Doll broke through in the windshield)

  • Mrs. Turner: (reading note) If you want more information about Vicky and why Timmy ran away, meet me at the following address in 30 minutes. Signed, ...
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Deep Toot?
  • Mr. Turner: (chuckles) What? Deep Toot? Come on. That's hilarious!

The Chase of Vicky and the villains Is on/Mr. and Mrs. Turner meeting with Deep Toot[edit | edit source]

[In channel 290, we see Vicky as a squirrel laughing and leaves the scene. A live action man appears.]

  • Jeff: Hi, Kids! I'm Jeff. Ignore the shave cut in the 5 o' clock shadow. I'm really a kid just like you. Hey. Let's go find some hints...Some Clint's hints! Come on!

(Just as Jeff leaves the heroes appeared in the show with Timmy as a pig, Future Timmy as a duck, and Cosmo and Wanda as a fork and spoon)

  • Future Timmy: Why are those pink and green characters following us everywhere?
  • Timmy Turner: Oh, they're my goldfish. They accidentally fell into the T.V with me, and they change just like we do.
  • Future Timmy: Makes as much sense as anything else here.
  • Timmy: Wow, I'm a gullible as any other adult when I grow up. I mean oh no... A Vicky print. You know what that means!
  • Jeff: A footprint! That's a hint! A Clint Hint! Now we have a clue is to where Vicky might be! (Laughs crazy)
  • Timmy: (checking the guide) OK, we're on Channel 290 right now.
  • Future Timmy: Right, and she's heading for the Biographical Channel which is 298.
  • Timmy Turner: And "Maho Mushi" is on 297.
  • Future Timmy: Now, that I remember. Stupid, violent. Which is why I watch it every day. Come on, we have to focus on the mission. We have to stop Vicky.

(The channel changes to Ted and Jimmy, with Cosmo, Wanda, and the two Timmys as mice)

  • Future Timmy: (looks at the destruction outside the mousehole) She's already been through here.
  • Cosmo: What makes you say that?
  • Future Timmy: Be careful. With that remote, she could be anywhere, or anything.
  • Cosmo: Wow. A walking lamp, with a hammer. You don't see any of those anymore.

(Future Timmy pulls on the lamp to reveal Vicky as a cat. Everyone screamed and started to run away. Timmy opens the cabinet slamming a ironing board and iron in Vicky's face)

  • Wanda: Wow. You don't see cartoon violence like that anymore.
  • Cosmo: Killer ironing boards too. Those things are really rare.

[Timmy began to pull out a tiny hammer and then smashes on her foot hard.]

  • Cosmos: Hey, that's violent too. Didn't they have censors back then?

(Vicky screams. Timmy moves out the way as Future Timmy slingshots a giant dog towards Vicky, scaring her. She scurries not to be bitten by the dog as she heads into the TV and the dog turns into a table. Vicky comes back and throws mousetraps to the floor.]

  • Wanda: It's amazing how much imitable violence they showed back in the 1940s.
  • Cosmo: I know. Everyone know how dangerous mousetraps are. Oh! Oh boy! Cheese!

[Cosmo accidently sets off the mousetraps as the heroes jumps on the furniture turned dog into the TV)

  • Cosmo: And furniture made from dogs. This place had got everything.

[In the Looney Tune parody show.]

  • Cosmo: What's up, dork?
  • Duck: She went that way.

[Later on, Timmy and the others enter a stop motion Christmas TV movie.]

  • Timmy: She's already been here, and she destroyed Christmas.
  • Cosmo: Ew, We're elves?
  • Wanda: We've been demoted!
  • Comet: My name is Comet. What are you two elves think you're doing? Clean up this mess while I make fun of that freak with the glowing red nose.
  • Timmy Turner: Wow. On this show, even the adult animals mess things up.
  • Wanda: You know, I remember this show being a lot nicer.

(Suddenly pellets started falling down)

  • Cosmo: Ah! And a lot cleaner. Watch where you step.
  • Wanda: Oh, boy! Chocolate!
  • Cosmo: I wouldn't eat that if I were you.

(The scene changes to two elves making a snowman that came to life)

  • Snowman: Hey, I'm alive! Happy Birthday! Ahh! (Accidentally ran over by the Timmys)

(The Timmy takes a sleigh ride around the area)

  • Future Timmy: I remember this. This is the Christmas special I'd used to watch every year with my parents.
  • Timmy Turner: You remember doing stuff with mom and dad?
  • Future Timmy: Yeah. I remember opening presents on Christmas morning. I also remember coloring Easter eggs and the time I broke the Dinkleberg's window with my baseball...
  • Future Timmy and Timmy: And Dad was so proud! Man, our parents.
  • Timmy: Yeah. I... I wonder if they know I'm gone.

[Meanwhile, in the real world.]

  • Mrs. Turner: It's 6:45. Where's Deep Toot?
  • Mr. Turner: (chuckles)

(Suddenly, they see a small, coated figure. It also reveals that it was Tootie in disguise. The Turners exit out of the car.)

  • Mrs. Turner: Are you Deep Toot?
  • Mr. Turner: (chuckles)
  • Tootie: Yes, I am. (pulls out a book of Vicky pictures of her doing the stuff she did and blamed Timmy when Timmy was in television) Your babysitter, Vicky, she's meanier than you know. (Kicks the book to them) The vase, the picture, the piano. Vicky ruined them all and blamed Timmy.
  • Mr. Turner: (gasps) Hey! She's key scratching "Vicky was here!" on my car! I punished Timmy for key-scratching "Vicky was here!" on my car! Why would she do that?
  • Tootie: Some say it's to make parents think their kids are horrible, so they'll hire her more often.
  • Mr. Turner: Leaping Legholes! She's using my underwear to clean the toilet!
  • Mrs. Turner: And I punish Timmy for that: by making him eat chocolate. Which in retrospect, isn't a very good punishment after all.
  • Mr. Turner: Unless it's that reindeer chocolate.
  • Tootie: Some say she's insane. Me? I say she's evil. I think she's icky. Icky with a V.

[Mr. and Mrs. Turner discover that their son was actually telling the truth.]

  • Mr. Turner: Gah! Wait a minute. Chip Skylark's hit song, "Icky Vicky", suddenly makes sense!
  • Mrs. Turner: Oh, my gosh! Timmy was right! Vicky is terrible! Oh, Deep Toot, how can we ever thank---

[But Tootie was gone and Mr. and Mrs. Turner feel guilty for not listening to Timmy about Vicky.]

  • Mr. Turner: She's gone!
  • Mrs. Turner: We should've listened to Timmy.
  • Mr. Turner: You have to tell him you're sorry. And wherever he is, wherever he's hiding, we know one thing for sure.
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner: He's watching television.

(The Turners head back in their car)

  • Mr. Turner: Deep Toot. (laughs) Oh man. That kills me. Who was that girl anyway?
  • Mrs. Turner: I don't know, but she left this. (Reads note) I am not Vicky's sister.
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner: (thinking) Hmmm.

The Chase continues/Future Timmy's Sacrifice[edit | edit source]

(The scene changes to The Feldmans in Channel 294)

  • Cosmo: I don't understand. Why would Vicky run in here?
  • Timmy Turner: This is the longest running animated show on television. Vicky could be in any of these episodes.
  • Wanda: The nuclear plant.

(The heroes sees the villains at the nuclear planet as Vicky as a ladybug chipping "Vicky was Here" on the tower)

  • Timmy Turner: Oh no. I can't stop her myself. As much as it kills me to say this. I need adult help.

(The first adult was a clown [who is a parody of Krusty the Clown], the second adult talks to Timmy in a weird language [who is a parody of Ned Flanders] and the third one burps and farts [who is a parody of Barney Gumble])

  • Timmy Turner: [annoyed] Oh, come on! Is every adult on this show a moron?

(Vicky had finished chipping the tower and flies off. With that, the nuclear plant bursts, sending toxic waste onto the streets.]

  • Future Timmy: Come on!

(Future Timmy grabs Timmy and skates them into a house and landed on the couch.)

  • Timmy Turner: Nice moves.
  • Future Timmy: Thanks. I learn those at your age.

[Future Timmy tries to jump into the T.V but he keeps bumping through the wall until he managed to get in.]

  • Cosmo: What's wrong with him?
  • Timmy Turner: It's this channel. It makes all of the adults even stupider. Come on!

(Now they are in the Puppet show.]

  • Vicky: Today's show is brought to you by the letter V! [laughing evilly]

(Vicky jumps into the T.V. Timmy and the others arrive.)

  • Timmy Turner: This way! Quick!
  • Cosmo: I never felt more alive! Get it? Felt?

[The group crash into the T.V]

  • Timmy Turner: Ah!
  • Future Timmy: [grunting ]
  • Wanda: Whoa!
  • Cosmo: Wheee!

[The others entered Adolescent Genetically Altered Karate Cows and grab hold of the credits.]

  • Future Timmy: Now where are we?
  • Timmy: Channel 297. We're on the end credits of Adolescent Genetically Altered Karate Cows. The next program is Maho Mushi. Hang on to the credits. They'll pull us into the show.
  • Wanda: Wow. These credits are moving fast.
  • Cosmo: They're animation credits. They go by really fast because people don't care about them.

(A laser hits them. The four looked up and saw Vicky in a robotic cow spaceship.)

  • Vicky: Say the end twerp!
  • Timmy: Aah!

(Timmy falls off from the credits.)

  • Wanda: Timmy!

(Future Timmy saves his present self by using his grappling hook gun to pull him back up to the credits)

  • Timmy: Thanks! Man, I'm a lot less selfish in the future, aren't I?
  • Future Timmy: It's all part of growing up, kid.

(Vicky shoots a ray directly at Future Timmy hitting his time travel belt)

  • Timmy: Wait, what's going on?
  • Future Timmy: She's damaged my time travel belt. It's the only thing keeping me tethered to the present.
  • Vicky: We interrupt this program for a sudden cancellation!
  • Timmy: NO!

(Timmy uses the Cancel Button to erase Vicky's cow rocket, making Vicky fall down but she climbs towards the credits.)

  • Future Timmy: It's up to you now. You can stop her in Maho Mushi. You can change the future.
  • Timmy: But if I change my future, you won't exist!
  • Future Timmy: Sure, I will. And I'll exist in a future worth getting to. You can to it, Timmy. You're a great kid, I know.

(Future Timmy disappears back into his time)

  • Timmy: No... Come back! Please, please! GAAAAAAAH! Every time there's something cool in my life! Every time! Vicky ruins it! And I'm not going to let her ruin anything else. There it is, Maho Mushi.
  • Cosmo: But you're not in that show.
  • [Timmy changes the guide that says "Starring Vicky and Timmy."]
  • Timmy: I am now. Oh, wait. [switches names] Top billing, much better.

Final Battle in Maho Mushi/Heroes Vs. Villains[edit | edit source]

(The scenes change back to Dimmadelphia Cable where Mr. and Mrs. Turner meet with Doug Dimmadome.)

  • Doug Dimmadome: Welcome to the offices of Dimmadelphia Cable. I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner and president. What can I do for you two while I wait for security to show up and throw you out?
  • Mrs. Turner: Oh please, Mr. Dimmadome, our son Timmy ran away because we didn't believe him when he said that Vicky was evil.
  • Doug Dimmadome: What? Haven't you ever heard of that Chip Skylark song, Icky Vicky?!?!
  • Skylark: Hey Vicky, you're so-so-icky, Just the thought of being around you makes me oh-so-sicky
  • Doug Dimmadome: What'd you think that song was about anyway? Pumpkins?
  • Mr. Turner: Yes.
  • Mrs. Turner: We have to get a message to Timmy and let him know we're sorry.
  • Doug Dimmadome: Timmy, eh? Well, he did help me find my long-lost son. But, then again, he tried to thwart my attempt to bulldoze Dimmsdale Flats. He also got in the way of getting the Striker Z race car. Then again it was a screaming metal deathtrap. On the other hand,...
  • Mr. Turner: Come on. While he's babbling incoherently in that odd Southern draw, let's get a televised message to Timmy. What do you think he's watching?
  • Mrs. Turner: Well, whatever it is, it's smartly written, well-throughout, and highly educational.

[Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda finally enter Maho Mushi, the Japanese anime show.]

  • Timmy Turner: Here we are. The super violent world of Maho Mushi.
  • Cosmo: How could anything this small and adorable be super and violent? (Accidentally blast two holes in the stadium) You should start listening to me more.
  • Timmy: Ok, this is it. The last channel before Channel 298. We have to stop Vicky right here or they're gonna get to the next channel and take over the world.
  • Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! TIME FOR THE SUPER VIOLENT, ACTION DANGER OF MAHO MUSHI!!!!

[Vicky appears now wearing a black cape.]

  • Timmy Turner: Vicky?!?! Me-shaka!
  • Vicky: BONSAI BUBBLE!!! (blocks the attack) You think you can us here? Ha! This is the kind of super violent Japanese action show where I learn all my evil babysitting techniques!
  • Timmy Turner: Forget it, Vicky! The only way you're getting out of here is over our cold unmoving, limited animation body.

[????]

  • Cosmo: Man. This show is great! I wish we were watching it!
  • Sushi Man: Sushi? Maho Sushi!
  • Cosmo: I'll take one! (Accidentally zaps the man)
  • Timmy: I had to pick the one show she knows as well as I do.
  • Wanda: As long as she has access to our magic, she's just as powerful as you are.
  • Timmy: But if neither of us had access to your magic, I could beat her; and beat her for good!
  • Cosmo: Look out! (He hits Vicky with a tank to give Timmy a head start)
  • Timmy: Cosmo and Wanda said when I get older, their magic goes away. And my adult self couldn't remember them at all. I don't know exactly when I'll start to forget them, so I'll have to figure it out one year at a time. First, I'll have to get back to normal. [transform back to his normal self] Okay, fast-forward one year. Age 11! (Timmy turns 11 with the fast-forward button and sees his fairies) No good. I still recognize them.
  • Vicky: Yahhhh! (She escapes and charges straight at 11-year-old Timmy)
  • Timmy: Aah! Maho Mushi Wall Run! (Back-flips and runs from her) One more year! Age 12! (He still sees his fairies) I still recognize them. Cool! I'll still have Cosmo and Wanda for a few more years.

(Vicky proceeds to hit him with the ray coming directly from the pink magic remote and Timmy dodges the attack hitting his fairies instead before aging himself to 15 years old.)

  • Timmy: Cool, I'm 15. (Armpit hair appears) Oh no, an armpit hair! (Sees his fairies again) Rats, I still recognize them!

(Vicky hits the floor with the remote making a strong earthquake as Timmy runs and makes himself 16 years old)

  • Timmy: (Goes through his pocket to find his driver's license) Focus. Driver's license. You're not grown up yet.

(Timmy makes himself 17 years old)

  • Timmy: Who will I ask to the Prom? Not grown up yet. They're still there.

(Timmy turns himself 18 years old and his magic remote dies first)

  • Timmy: (Forgets his fairies) Wow. I can't remember anything. So why am I running? (Vicky's attack finally hits him as he screams and falls to the floor)
  • Vicky: Hahahahaha! Say goodbye twerp, FOREVER!
  • Crowd/Cosmo and Wanda/Host: Ahhhh! Oooh! Ahhhh!

(Vicky's magic remote dies next)

  • Vicky: Hey, what's going on? Why won't this stupid thing work?!
  • Wanda: Because Timmy's too old for fairies.
  • Atsuko: It's over Vicky!

(The Fairy Cab arrives honking its horn)

  • Taxi Driver: I got a call to pick up a couple of fairies.
  • Cosmo: Oh no! It's the Fairy Cab!
  • Wanda: But we can't leave Timmy!
  • Cosmo: But the meter's running!
  • Wanda: Maho Mushi Kick Toss Attack! (Wanda throws Cosmo towards Vicky to get Timmy both magic remotes)
  • Cosmo: Aah! I should start listening to her more!
  • Timmy: Whoa, nice arena. We playing the Cougars again. [to Cosmo] Hey, nice big head. Are you the mascot?

(Taxi Driver repeatedly honks the car horn impatiently)

  • Wanda: Cosmo! Poof Timmy younger before we have to get in the cab and leave forever!
  • Taxi Driver: (Sighs) Guess we gonna do this the hard way.

(Taxi Driver presses a button on the dashboard and a magnet pops out of the taxi's roof, sucking Cosmo and Wanda)

  • Wanda: (Screams)

(Cosmo quickly turns Timmy into a baby before he gets sucked in, Baby Timmy teethes on the magic remote as he poops his pants)

  • Wanda: Too much.

(Wanda changes Timmy back to his real age)

  • Timmy: Sweet! I'm me again! Why do my pants smell bad?
  • Vicky: I hope you enjoyed going through puberty once, cause you're not gonna do it again!

(Timmy recharges both magic remotes and the batteries are recharged)

  • Timmy: Pause! Erase!

(Changes Vicky back to normal in addition to making her lose her memory of the event)

  • Vicky: What? Why can't I remember anything?
  • Timmy: And Delete!

(Ejects Vicky from the TV Universe and sends her back to reality)

  • Vicky: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Back in the real world, Vicky crashes back into her room. Dazed, she woke up.)

  • Vicky: What happened? I had the greatest dream. I almost took over the world and destroyed everybody. (chuckles until a Timmy Doll is thrown at her window as she reads the message within the letter) Call the Turners, you're dead? I am not your sister? WHO ARE YOU, DEEP TOOT?!

(Cuts back to Cosmo and Wanda getting close to being sucked into the Fairy Cab)

  • Cosmo and Wanda: Help!

(Timmy sees them)

  • Cosmo and Wanda: Aaaahhhh!

(The Fairy Cab door opens)

  • Adam West: (speakers) Hi there, Fairy folks. This is Adam West saying don't forget to buckle up.
  • Timmy: Maho Mushi Remote Control Fairy Cab: Dark Clause Maneuver!

(Timmy stops the Fairy Cab by throwing the remotes at the door to stop Cosmo and Wanda from being taken away from him)

  • Taxi Driver: I got a call that said a kid grew up and don't need fairies no more.
  • Timmy: Do I look grown up to you?
  • Taxi Driver: Nah. But what do I know? All you humans look alike to me. (The Fairy Cab leaves)
  • Crowd: Ah! Ooh! Ah!

(Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda leave Maho Mushi)

  • Wanda: Hey, what's the matter, Timmy? You just beat Vicky and stopped her before she could take over the world.
  • Cosmo: You should be happy.
  • Timmy: You'd think I would be, right? I'm even okay with growing up. I mean, did you see what a cool adult I'm gonna be? But I only got that way because my parents raised me right. I mean, in every show we visited, the parents were either complete idiots or never around.
  • Cosmo: Yeah! Your parents are either one or the other. Never both!
  • Timmy: I know. My parents are so mad at me, they're gonna kill me before I even get that old.
  • Mrs. Turner: Uh, hello?
  • Timmy: Huh? Mom? Dad?
  • Mr. Turner: We are desperately trying to reach our only son, Timmy.
  • Mrs. Turner: Timmy. We're sorry we didn't believe you. We were wrong!
  • Mr. Turner: You had every right to be angry with your mother, but please! We just want you to come home because...

(His voice echoes and the message are broadcast towards every channel in the Tv Universe)

  • Both: We love you!
  • Mr. Turner: But I love you more!

(The Turners leave the Studio)

  • Doug Dimmadome: But he did ruin my chances of moving the Ballhogs to Alaska, and I already bought them blubber nuggets. But they were chewy.
  • Mr. Turner: [to Mrs. Turner] Do you think he heard the message?

(Timmy appears)

  • Timmy: You bet I did!
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Timmy!

[Timmy reunites with his parents and hugs them as his innocence is proven]

  • Mr. Turner: (happily) Neat! Our son has forgiven you, and our family is back together!
  • Mrs. Turner: Oh! How can we ever thank you?
  • Doug Dimmadome: By getting the heck out of my office! That kid's nothing but trouble!

(2 big security guards "escorted" the Turners and the heroes out)

  • Doug Dimmadome: But then again, he did teach me the greatest love of all was inside of me.

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(Timmy, Mr. Turner and Mrs. Turner are scolding Vicky.)

  • Mr. Turner: So, Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
  • Mrs. Turner: In the face of this overwhelming evidence that are and have always been an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!

(They show her pictures of Vicky's crude actions from when Timmy Turner was on television.)

  • Vicky: (weepy) I'm sorry. I blame television.
  • Mr. Turner: Nice try. What do you take us for idiots?
  • Vicky: Um, yes?
  • Mrs. Turner: Vicky, you're fired.

(Vicky looks shocked at this news, as Cosmo and Wanda cheer)

  • Mr. Turner: Those gleeful fish are right to cheer. You should've been kinder to Timmy.
  • Mrs. Turner: You should've been less violent to Timmy.
  • Timmy Turner: And I've seen enough. Pause. (He pauses Mr. Turner, Mrs. Turner and Vicky.)
  • Cosmo: Uh, Timmy, what are you doing?
  • Timmy: The only reason I got you guys in the first place is because I had a mean babysitter. I know I'll lose you guys when I'm older, so I'm not taking any chances until then. If that means a few more years of putting up with Vicky, then it's totally worth it!
  • Wanda: Awwww!
  • Cosmo: Wow! He loves us more than he hates her, and that's saying something.
  • Timmy: I wish these remote controls never existed and everyone forgot that all of this ever happened!

(The wish is granted and Tootie, Chester, A.J. and Crocker forget their memories of this event)

  • Tootie: Was I doing something Timmy related?
  • A.J: How much cheese in that bracelet anyway
  • Chester: Were we doing something Timmy related? (Sees cheese in his hand) Oh boy! Cheese!

(Cuts to Mr. Crocker leaving the Dimmsdale Psychiatric Hospital)

  • Mr. Crocker: At last! I'm cured! No more fairies! For the first time in my life, I'm able to focus on other things! I figured out cold fusion! There's no limit to the good I can do for humanity! (Crocker forgets and reverts back to his old self) What the heck is this junk? Was I about to help people? This could only be the work of FAIRIES!

(Timmy buries his time capsule with the Jonny Hunt lunchbox, putting in a picture of himself Vicky took of him, Cosmo and Wanda appear)

  • Wanda: What are you doing, Timmy?
  • Cosmo: Vicky got you digging your grave again?
  • Timmy: Nope. I'm just burying a time capsule. (Throws the time capsule where he buried it) Everybody else may have forgotten what happened, but that doesn't mean I have to. (He buries the dirt back inside) I'm gonna grow up someday, and I just want to make sure that I want to remember the things that really meant something to me. And most importantly, when I grow up; I'll wanna make sure I don't the same mistakes my parents made!
  • Wanda: Well that's a long time from now. Come on! It's a beautiful sunny day, the birds are singing, and the future looks bright!
  • Cosmo: Wanna go inside and watch some TV?
  • Timmy: Duh!

(Timmy throws his shovel, as Wanda sighs in exasperation and leaves with Cosmo and Timmy)

(Flash forward to 20 years later to Timmy's kids Tommy and Tammy seeing the rusty Jonny Hunt lunchbox)

  • Tammy: Hey Daddy! What's this?
  • Future Timmy: Hey, I remember this. It's my time capsule. (He opens the time capsule and sees real goldfish) Ah, well. Time to go to work. And time for your babysitter.
  • Robo-Vicky: Hi, Mr. Turner! I'm here to babysit the little targets... I mean the precious gift from above, Haha, Haha, Haha.

(Tammy and Tommy hide behind Timmy's legs)

  • Future Timmy: Hmmm... there's something about this that's familiar but I... (his watch beeps) Whoops, gotta go. I'm gonna be late. Bye, Tammy. Bye, Tommy!
  • Robo-Vicky: Have a memorable day, Mr. Turner!

(Future Timmy leaves while Robo-Vicky proceeds to harm his kids)

  • Both kids: NO! DON'T LEAVE! TAKE US WITH YOU! (Watching Timmy leave for work)
  • Wanda: Like father, like son.
  • Cosmo: Tell me about it! Well the-th-the-th (stuttering)
  • Wanda: Cosmo, what's the matter with you?
  • Cosmo: Nothing. (shivers) It's just really cold in here.