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=== Timmy return to the TV Universe/Vicky meets the villains === (The Dark Warrior follows Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Tino and the others flying throw the channels, but crashes into one and fell into Channel 50th in "Paula Poundcake") * '''Dark Warrior:''' (wakes up) Where am I? * '''Paula Poundcake:''' (Singing) * '''Donnie Donut:''' He he he he he he he he! * '''Paula Poundcake:''' Hi. I'm Paula PoundCake, and this is Pup Tart. (Her Dog come out and she grab him) * '''Pup Tart:''' Bark! Bark! (The She toke a bit on his noes) Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! * '''Donnie Donut:''' And I'm Donnie Donut, and even thought I'm a boy, I still think this place is swell. * '''Everyone:''' Our icing is nicing! * '''Paula Poundcake:''' Are you made of Licorice? (tries to bite him) * '''Dark Warrior:''' Get back, you frosted freaks. (He trying to hit them with a candy-can) Back! * '''Everyone:''' OOH! (Cut to Timmy and others) * '''Timmy''': If my parents don't care what I have to say, we're going where nobody cares about what adults have to say. * '''Cosmo:''' Kentucky? * '''Timmy''': Nope. (They travel into Channel 75 where "Walnuts" is airing its Hanukkah special, which is a parody of the Peanuts Hanukkah special “A Charlie Brown Christmas”) * '''Timmy:''' The kid friendly world of "Walnuts." This will be a perfect place to live. * '''Cosmo:''' Yeah. They don't even show adults on this cartoon. * '''Wanda''': Oh, and look. We landed right in the middle of their Hanukkah special. (Timmy goes over and places a star shaped necklace on a nine-candlestick holder. It bends to the right due to the weight of the necklace, much to Timmy's dismay.) * '''Boy #1''': It's the Great Menorah, Chuckie Black! Oh. (He passes out) * '''Man ('''''offscreen'''''):''' Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. * '''Timmy:''' What? No, I didn't hurt him. * '''Man:''' Blah blah blah. * '''Timmy:''' No, really, he fainted. * '''Man:''' Blah blah blah. * '''Timmy:''' Do we have to involve the police? * '''Wanda:''' (red and blue flashing lights are seen in the window) Apparently, that's a yes. * '''Timmy:''' I should have known parents would ruin this place, too. Come on! (they head to the '''TV''') * '''Cosmo:''' But—But—But I wanna see the Great Menorah appear in the Bagel Patch. (They enter the next cartoon, which is "Space Spectre", a parody of Space Ghost) * '''Timmy:''' Now, this is more like it. Fighting alongside the Space Spectre and his army of intergalactic kid crime-fighters. * '''Cosmo:''' What's perfect about this? I'm a monkey in a mask! Why does a monkey need a secret identity? So, nobody knows I'm a monkey? Should my tail have a mask? * '''Wanda:''' (Thinks for a minute) Wait. Is this another show where kids get dangerous weapons? * '''Timmy:''' Just this Ghost Gauntlet. But don't worry. It's perfectly safe. [Then Timmy pushes a button on the Ghost Gauntlet which zaps a hole in the glass window at the front of the spaceship. They all get sucked through the hole and are now flying through space.] * '''Wanda''': Oh no! We're in the airless vacuum of space without helmets! * '''Cosmo:''' Wanda and I don't have to breathe because we're magic, but you're doomed. [Laughs] * '''Timmy:''' No, I'm not. In this show, the laws of nature don't apply. Watch. (flies off with Cosmo and Wanda) There's nothin' to worry about. (They continue flying through space, until they stop and are blocked by an invisible shield. A spaceship materializes) * '''Future Timmy:''' Timmy Turner don't move. (He presses a button that produces a tractor beam, which makes Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda freeze. * '''Timmy:''' Who is that guy, and how does he even know who I am? * '''Cosmo:''' Maybe it's because your mask isn't very good. (We zoom into Vicky's room, at her house as she watches her own TV) * '''Vicky:''' "Space Spectre"? That's such a dumb show. I totally know that's a monkey. What else is on? * '''Man''': Tonight, we'll discuss the rising debt ceiling, the trade deficit, and a bunch of other stuff you don't care about. * '''Vicky:''' "Politically Inaccurate"? There's no violence on that show. * '''Politician:''' Let me explain this in the most boring way I can. (A little video screen pops up and it’s revealed it's about wrestling) * '''Vicky:''' Wrestling! Now, that's violent. [Chuckles] (She presses another button on the remote and something magically changes in the show) * '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to... (Then, magically the whole sets change into....) "Politically Inaccurate Smashdown!" (a parody of ''Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher'' and ''WWE Friday Night SmackDown)'' Let's prepare to debate! (Then, a bell rings. As politicians are wrestling each other and debate at the same time) * '''Political Wrestler #1:''' Taxes are too high! * '''Political Wrestler #2:''' Eat my right wing, punk. (Vicky is shocked at what she just saw) * '''Vicky:''' Hey, this remote changes things in there and makes them become real out here. I wonder... (She looks at the TV Guide. She presses another button on the remote and changes the channel again) (Vicky changes the channel to "The Million Dollar Spin" Show, a parody of Wheel of Fortune) * '''Game Show Host:''' Today we're giving away $1 million dollars! (A game show contestant named Jerry, spins the wheel. And it lands on "One Million $") * '''Game Show Host:''' Congratulations, Jerry. You've won... $1 Million dollars! * '''Jerry:''' Awesome! I'm going to give it all to charity. * '''Vicky:''' What? Why can't that be me?! (Angry, she slams the remote which sends her into the '''TV''' trading places with Jerry) * '''Game Show Host:''' And here's your money Jerry. (Through his earpiece, the producers are informing him of something) What's that? Whoa, Jerry. Bad news. You're only 16. You have to be 18 to play. * '''Vicky: DARN IT!''' (She hits the remote causing her to age from 16 to 18. Vicky's breasts begin to grow, and an earring appears on her ear, giving her the appearance of Vicky in her twenties.) * '''Game Show Host:''' Okie Dokie! Happy two additional birthdays, Jerry. * '''Vicky:''' I accidently hit fast forward, and this thing made me older. Oh my gosh, this remote can do anything! * '''Game Show Host: You''' are right! And now that you're 18 and have your million dollars, what are you going to do next? * '''Vicky:''' (looks at the TV Guide) Dictator Week? I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. Get to the Biographical Channel and change history, so I can take over the world. * '''Game Show Host:''' Jerry seems really happy and on fire!
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