Editing Tino's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers/Transcript (section)

=== Final Battle in Maho Mushi/Heroes Vs. Villains ===
(The scenes change back to Dimmadelphia Cable where Mr. and Mrs. Turner meet with Doug Dimmadome.)

* '''Doug Dimmadome:''' Welcome to the offices of Dimmadelphia Cable. I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner and president. What can I do for you two while I wait for security to show up and throw you out?
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' Oh please, Mr. Dimmadome, our son Timmy ran away because we didn't believe him when he said that Vicky was evil.
* '''Doug Dimmadome:''' What? Haven't you ever heard of that Chip Skylark song, Icky Vicky?!?!
* '''Skylark:''' Hey Vicky, you're so-so-icky, Just the thought of being around you makes me oh-so-sicky
* '''Doug Dimmadome:''' What'd you think that song was about anyway? Pumpkins?
* '''Mr. Turner''': Yes.
* '''Mrs. Turner''': We have to get a message to Timmy and let him know we're sorry.
* '''Doug Dimmadome:''' Timmy, eh? Well, he did help me find my long-lost son. But, then again, he tried to thwart my attempt to bulldoze Dimmsdale Flats. He also got in the way of getting the Striker Z race car. Then again it was a screaming metal deathtrap. On the other hand,...
* '''Mr. Turner:''' Come on. While he's babbling incoherently in that odd Southern draw, let's get a televised message to Timmy. What do you think he's watching?
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' Well, whatever it is, it's smartly written, well-throughout, and highly educational.

[Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda finally enter Maho Mushi, the Japanese anime show.]

* '''Timmy Turner:''' Here we are. The super violent world of Maho Mushi.
* '''Cosmo:''' How could anything this small and adorable be super and violent? (Accidentally blast two holes in the stadium) You should start listening to me more.
* '''Timmy''': Ok, this is it. The last channel before Channel 298. We have to stop Vicky right here or they're gonna get to the next channel and take over the world.
* '''Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! TIME FOR THE SUPER VIOLENT, ACTION DANGER OF MAHO MUSHI!!!!'''

[Vicky appears now wearing a black cape.]

* '''Timmy Turner:''' Vicky?!?! Me-shaka!
* '''Vicky: BONSAI BUBBLE!!!''' (blocks the attack) You think you can us here? Ha! This is the kind of super violent Japanese action show where I learn all my evil babysitting techniques!
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Forget it, Vicky! The only way you're getting out of here is over our cold unmoving, limited animation body.

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* '''Cosmo''': Man. This show is great! I wish we were watching it!
* '''Sushi Man''': Sushi? Maho Sushi!
* '''Cosmo''': I'll take one! (Accidentally zaps the man)
* '''Timmy''': I had to pick the one show she knows as well as I do.
* '''Wanda''': As long as she has access to our magic, she's just as powerful as you are.
* '''Timmy''': But if neither of us had access to your magic, I could beat her; and beat her for good!
* '''Cosmo:''' Look out! (He hits Vicky with a tank to give Timmy a head start)
* '''Timmy''': Cosmo and Wanda said when I get older, their magic goes away. And my adult self couldn't remember them at all. I don't know exactly when I'll start to forget them, so I'll have to figure it out one year at a time. First, I'll have to get back to normal. [transform back to his normal self] Okay, fast-forward one year. Age 11! (Timmy turns 11 with the fast-forward button and sees his fairies) No good. I still recognize them.
* '''Vicky''': Yahhhh! (She escapes and charges straight at 11-year-old Timmy)
* '''Timmy''': Aah! Maho Mushi Wall Run! (Back-flips and runs from her) One more year! Age 12! (He still sees his fairies) I still recognize them. Cool! I'll still have Cosmo and Wanda for a few more years.

(Vicky proceeds to hit him with the ray coming directly from the pink magic remote and Timmy dodges the attack hitting his fairies instead before aging himself to 15 years old.)

* '''Timmy''': Cool, I'm 15. (Armpit hair appears) Oh no, an armpit hair! (Sees his fairies again) Rats, I still recognize them!

(Vicky hits the floor with the remote making a strong earthquake as Timmy runs and makes himself 16 years old)

* '''Timmy''': (Goes through his pocket to find his driver's license) Focus. Driver's license. You're not grown up yet.

(Timmy makes himself 17 years old)

* '''Timmy''': Who will I ask to the Prom? Not grown up yet. They're still there.

(Timmy turns himself 18 years old and his magic remote dies first)

* '''Timmy''': (Forgets his fairies) Wow. I can't remember anything. So why am I running? (Vicky's attack finally hits him as he screams and falls to the floor)
* '''Vicky''': Hahahahaha! Say goodbye twerp, '''FOREVER!'''
* '''Crowd/Cosmo and Wanda/Host''': Ahhhh! Oooh! Ahhhh!

(Vicky's magic remote dies next)

* '''Vicky''': Hey, what's going on? Why won't this stupid thing work?!
* '''Wanda''': Because Timmy's too old for fairies.
* '''Atsuko:''' It's over Vicky!

(The Fairy Cab arrives honking its horn)

* '''Taxi Driver''': I got a call to pick up a couple of fairies.
* '''Cosmo''': Oh no! It's the Fairy Cab!
* '''Wanda''': But we can't leave Timmy!
* '''Cosmo''': But the meter's running!
* '''Wanda''': Maho Mushi Kick Toss Attack! (Wanda throws Cosmo towards Vicky to get Timmy both magic remotes)
* '''Cosmo''': Aah! I should start listening to her more!
* '''Timmy''': Whoa, nice arena. We playing the Cougars again. [to Cosmo] Hey, nice big head. Are you the mascot?

(Taxi Driver repeatedly honks the car horn impatiently)

* '''Wanda''': Cosmo! Poof Timmy younger before we have to get in the cab and leave forever!
* '''Taxi Driver''': (Sighs) Guess we gonna do this the hard way.

(Taxi Driver presses a button on the dashboard and a magnet pops out of the taxi's roof, sucking Cosmo and Wanda)

* '''Wanda''': (Screams)

(Cosmo quickly turns Timmy into a baby before he gets sucked in, Baby Timmy teethes on the magic remote as he poops his pants)

* '''Wanda''': Too much.

(Wanda changes Timmy back to his real age)

* '''Timmy''': Sweet! I'm me again! Why do my pants smell bad?
* '''Vicky''': I hope you enjoyed going through puberty once, cause you're not gonna do it again!

(Timmy recharges both magic remotes and the batteries are recharged)

* '''Timmy''': Pause! Erase!

(Changes Vicky back to normal in addition to making her lose her memory of the event)

* '''Vicky''': What? Why can't I remember anything?
* '''Timmy''': And Delete!

(Ejects Vicky from the TV Universe and sends her back to reality)

* '''Vicky: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!'''

(Back in the real world, Vicky crashes back into her room. Dazed, she woke up.)

* '''Vicky''': What happened? I had the greatest dream. I almost took over the world and destroyed everybody. (chuckles until a Timmy Doll is thrown at her window as she reads the message within the letter) Call the Turners, you're dead? I am not your sister? '''''WHO ARE YOU, DEEP TOOT?!'''''

(Cuts back to Cosmo and Wanda getting close to being sucked into the Fairy Cab)

* '''Cosmo and Wanda''': Help!

(Timmy sees them)

* '''Cosmo and Wanda''': Aaaahhhh!

(The Fairy Cab door opens)

* '''Adam West''': (speakers) Hi there, Fairy folks. This is Adam West saying don't forget to buckle up.
* '''Timmy''': Maho Mushi Remote Control Fairy Cab: Dark Clause Maneuver!

(Timmy stops the Fairy Cab by throwing the remotes at the door to stop Cosmo and Wanda from being taken away from him)

* '''Taxi Driver''': I got a call that said a kid grew up and don't need fairies no more.
* '''Timmy''': Do I look grown up to you?
* '''Taxi Driver''': Nah. But what do I know? All you humans look alike to me. (The Fairy Cab leaves)
* '''Crowd''': Ah! Ooh! Ah!

(Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda leave Maho Mushi)

* '''Wanda''': Hey, what's the matter, Timmy? You just beat Vicky and stopped her before she could take over the world.
* '''Cosmo''': You should be happy.
* '''Timmy''': You'd think I would be, right? I'm even okay with growing up. I mean, did you see what a cool adult I'm gonna be? But I only got that way because my parents raised me right. I mean, in every show we visited, the parents were either complete idiots or never around.
* '''Cosmo''': Yeah! Your parents are either one or the other. Never both!
* '''Timmy''': I know. My parents are so mad at me, they're gonna kill me before I even get that old.
* '''Mrs. Turner''': Uh, hello?
* '''Timmy''': Huh? Mom? Dad?
* '''Mr. Turner''': We are desperately trying to reach our only son, Timmy.
* '''Mrs. Turner''': Timmy. We're sorry we didn't believe you. We were wrong!
* '''Mr. Turner''': You had every right to be angry with your mother, but please! We just want you to come home because...

(His voice echoes and the message are broadcast towards every channel in the Tv Universe)

* '''Both''': We love you!
* '''Mr. Turner''': But I love you more!

(The Turners leave the Studio)

* '''Doug Dimmadome:''' But he did ruin my chances of moving the Ballhogs to Alaska, and I already bought them blubber nuggets. But they were chewy.
* '''Mr. Turner''': [to Mrs. Turner] Do you think he heard the message?

(Timmy appears)

* '''Timmy''': You bet I did!
* '''Mr. and Mrs. Turner''': Timmy!

[Timmy reunites with his parents and hugs them as his innocence is proven]

* '''Mr. Turner''': (happily) Neat! Our son has forgiven you, and our family is back together!
* '''Mrs. Turner''': Oh! How can we ever thank you?
* '''Doug Dimmadome:''' By getting the heck out of my office! That kid's nothing but trouble!

(2 big security guards "escorted" the Turners and the heroes out)

* '''Doug Dimmadome:''' But then again, he did teach me the greatest love of all was inside of me.