Editing Tino's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Abra-Catastrophe!/Transcript (section)

=== Emergency Fairy Universe Meeting/"Fairly Oddprimates"/Timmy's new Ape World Life ===
(Meanwhile at Fairy World, as Jorgen orders an Emergency meeting to every fairy in the universe) 

*'''Jorgen Von Strangle:''' Order! Order! This emergency meeting of punny fairy in the universe-- and me-- will now come to order! [a explosive comes around high court table] Because of you two bumbling fairies allowing Timmy Turner's All-Powerful Fairy-Versary Muffin to fall into the wrong hands, the entire planet Earth has been changed!
*'''Wanda:''' But it was an accident!

(Jorgen use his wand to brings downs the Da Rule book from high dome ceiling, all fairies shock say "Wow" at the same time.  As the book floats down right front of Jorgen, it magically opens up) 

*'''Jorgen Von Strangle:''' According to the original rules and bylaws set down by the Ancient Fairy Council... [read part of the rules with his tiny reading glass] section 4, amendment 12, subsection Q... "All Fairy GodParents must be assigned to the children of the dominant species of life on the plant Earth." Who change the world?
*'''Cosmo:''' Um... Monkey.
*'''Jorgen Von Strangle:''' Then I'll going with Monkeys! From this day forth, all Fairy GodParents will be assigned to Monkey Children!

(All the fairies from dome grumbling and not happy from this news, except Binky) 

*'''Binky:''' Yeah! Monkey rock!
*'''A Fairy woman:''' Binky, you're such a brown-nose.
*'''Jorgen Von Strangle:''' [to Cosmo and Wanda] Since you two where the cause of this, you will be the first to try it out. Enjoy your new assignment. Now, get to work!

(A big explosive poof appears, as cut the Monkey version of "The Fairly OddParents theme song"  as it plays) 

:'''[Chorus]''' 
::''Bippy is an average chimp That no one understands''
::''Mom and Dad and Vick-Ape Always giving him commands'' 

*'''Vick-Ape:''' [normal talking] Ooh aah! 

:'''[Chorus]''' 
::''The ticks and fleas Up in those trees Are combed out Instantly''
::''By his magic little ants With every wish they grant 'Cause in Reality...''
::''They are his Oddprimates! Fairly Oddprimates!''

:'''[Wanda]'''
::''Wands and wings!''

:'''[Cosmo]'''
::''Grabby taily things!''

:'''[Chorus]''' 
::''Oddprimates! Fairly Oddprimates!''
::''Bananas! Bananas! Bananas! Bananas!''
::''Bananas! Bananas! Bananas! Bananas!''
::''Bananas! Bananas! Bananas! Bananas!''
::''Oddprimates! Fairly Oddprimates!''
::''It curls your tail''
::''When you're the alpha male''
::''With Fairly Oddprimates!''

*'''Vick-Ape:''' [normal talk] Ooh aah! [turns her into a Banana]

(The theme song ends, as the cut into a jungle house as a view, as we zoom in and cuts to Bippy's room, as we see the Fairy-Versary Muffin on left side of the night table and also see Bippy sleeping right it's side. As we cut to a Ant Farming, as Cosmo and Wanda as ants)  

*'''Wanda:''' [annoy] Ready Cosmo?
*'''Cosmo:''' Ready Wanda!
*'''Cosmo & Wanda:''' [both changes into monkey-fairy formed] 1, 2, 3!
*'''Cosmo:''' Wakey-wakey, Bippy! [turns into a alarm clock] {ringing}
*'''Bippy:''' AAH!
*'''Wanda:''' Oh, this is just great. 4 years at the Fairy Academy to baby-sit a butt-scratching primate!
*'''Cosmo:''' Oh, I scratch my butt one time--
*'''Wanda:''' Not you-- him!

(Bippy scratch his butt for few seconds) 

*'''Cosmo:''' Look on the bright side. This might be a whole new adventure for us! Who knows what bizarre, creative things Monkeys are capable of wishing for?
*'''Bippy:''' Eee eee eee!
*'''Cosmo:''' Cool!

(Cosmo grant Bippy's wish, as Banana appears and Bippy eating it, while he's scratching his butt again) 

*'''Cosmo:''' Well, my work here is done. [floats away]
*'''Wanda:''' This day is gonna be terrible. [got thrown by Mud] Please be mud.

(We cut to a jungle version of the Turner's house, as it up right on a tree, like a treehouse. As we cut into the living-room, with Mr. and Mrs. Turner are still going over their lives to Timmy) 

*'''Mrs. Turner:''' Ok, exactly how many lies to Timmy is that now, honey?
*'''Mr. Turner:''' I lost track at 5,000. It might just be easier to write a truth list.
*'''Mrs. Turner:''' Well... we love him.
*'''Mr. Turner:''' That's one. We're on fire!

(We go pendle up to Timmy's room, as we see Timmy and others are sleeping, and everyone [except Timmy] is waking up) 

*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Is it Monday, yet?
*'''Doraemon:''' Oh, that was pretty refreshing.
(Timon then wakes and stretched)
*'''Timon:''' Boy that was some sleep there, Tino.
(Simba stretches as well)
*'''Grandma Longneck:''' Littlefoot. (shakes Littlefoot) Wake up, sleepy head. The bright circle is already rising into the sky.
(Littlefoot groans)
*'''Atsuko Kagari:''' (sighs) Man, that was a long sleep.
*'''Ash Ketchum:''' You're telling me.
*'''Nala:''' [to Timmy] Timmy, Timmy! Time to wake up, Timmy!
*'''Timmy Turner:''' Uhh...Leopards...Monkeys...Muffin... [wokes up] Aah!
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Timmy, are you okay?
* '''Ruby:''' Yeah, it seems you having a nightmare.
*'''Timmy Turner:''' Yeah. I just had the craziest dream... [notes his room has change] Huh?! The Crimson Chimp? Chimp Skylark? Obey the Ape Overlords? Oh, no! My room's been Monkeyfied!
*'''Louie:''' Welcome to the planet of the apes.
*'''Petrie:''' You mean this whole planet is has been controlled by apes?!
*'''Zazu:''' (in Barney's voice) I'm afraid so, Petrie.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' (in Inez's voice) This is not good. Not good at all!
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like what do we do now?!
*'''Misty:''' Well, we gotta get Cosmo and Wanda, they'll know what to do!
*'''Kimberly Hart:''' Good idea, Misty.
*'''Aisha Campbell:''' [notes something is wrong] (in Jo's voice) Uh, guys, you might wanna see this.

(They notes that Timmy's fishbowl has no Cosmo and Wanda as goldfishes, but instead as real pre-time goldfishes. As one of the goldfish just made a fart)  

*'''Timmy Turner:''' Oh, no! These are regular Goldfishes! [notes one of the goldfish just passed away]
*'''Noby:''' Actually, only one goldfish, that fish just died.
*'''Sue:''' Now it's not for time for that, Noby.
*'''Simba:''' She's right, we still don't have Cosmo and Wanda now.
* '''Misty:''' And the most part of all, this whole planet has been controlled by apes!
* '''Squidward Tentacles:''' She's right, there's no way out of this! We're done! We're hopeless! Without their magic, We'll be living as a jungle freak for the rest of our lives. Oh, why we could've just listen to Jorgen and be responsible of the magic muffin?! Why?!
* '''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Oh, cheer up, Squid, it could be worse.
* '''Patrick Star:''' Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.
* '''Squidward Tentacles:''' Well... this is the end. [head falls on the ground]
* '''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' No, it's not, Squidward!
* '''Patrick Star:''' [hearing this, he stops building the coffins they were gonna sleep in] It's not?
* '''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Come on, guys, we're gonna be fine! As long as we stick together. 
*'''Baloo:''' You're right SpongeBob, if we just stick together, I'm sure we'll get through this.
*'''Cera:''' I doubt it, we've probably gonna get caught by apes and be held us as their prisoners!
*'''Littlefoot:''' Cara, you're not helping! 
*'''Cera:''' Sorry.
*'''Fred Jones:''' Wait a minute, the Magic Muffin! If we find the muffin, maybe we can find Cosmo and Wanda.
*'''Chomper:''' Say, that’s right, Fred! 
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like, that's a great idea, Fred.
* '''Bagheera:''' Yeah, but who the last one who made the wish from the muffin?
*'''Timmy Turner:''' Wait. Bippy was the last one to have the Magic Muffin, remember?
*'''Sneech:''' Oh yeah, that's right! 
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' So that means, we're gonna have to find Bippy and get muffin back and fix everything.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Sounds like a good plan to me. 
*'''Ducky:''' Yep yep yep! 
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' It's settled. Let's do it! 
*'''Mrs. Turner:''' [VO] [Off-screen] Timmy, the school vine is here!
*'''Timmy Turner:''' School vine?
*'''Ruby:''' What is a School Vine?

(We see a vine just as appears from Timmy bedroom window, as Jungle version of Chester and A.J. as came to the scene) 

*'''Chester McBadbat:''' Hi, Timmy!
*'''Timmy Turner:''' Hi... Jungle versions of Chester and A.J. I guess we're on our way to, uh, Jungle version of School?
*'''A.J.:''' You bet! [getting nervous of A Ape Guard is watching him] And I, for one, am grateful that we live in a world where our Ape Overlords allow us to receive an education. [Guard Ape gave A.J. thumps up and left] Whew!
*'''Atsuko Kagari:''' That was weird.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Yeah, it was kind of creepy that apes are watching the humans of every point second from the daily lives. 
*'''Patrick Star:''' That sounds kind of creepy to me. 
* '''Louie:''' I'll say.
*'''Genie:''' Even though you humans evolved from these apes.
*'''Billy Cranston:''' Guys, I've been thinking. 
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' What do you mean, Billy?
*'''Billy Cranston:''' Well I think we should let Timmy go alone to School on this one.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Um, what?
*'''Carver Descartes:''' What?!
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' What?!
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' What?!
*'''Sue, Big G, Sneech:''' What?!
*'''Doraemon:''' What?!
*'''Ash Ketchum:''' What?!
*'''Littlefoot:''' What?
*'''Cera:''' WHAT?!?!
*'''Guido:''' What?
*'''Simba:''' What?
*'''Nala:''' What?
*'''Timon:''' What?!
*'''Pumbaa:''' What?!?
*'''Zazu:''' What?!
*'''Genie:''' [Gasp]
*'''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Huh?!
*'''Patrick Star:''' WHAT?!?
*'''Sandy Cheeks:''' What?!?!
*'''Eugene Krabs:''' WHAT?!?!?
*'''Daffy Duck:''' What? 
*'''Baloo:''' What? 
*'''Scooby-Doo:''' Huh? 
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' Yeah like, huh? 
*'''Atsuko Kagari:''' Huh?!
*'''Kimberly Hart:''' Are you being serious, Billy?
*'''Squidward Tentacles:''' We promised Timmy to be on his side, no matter what. 
*'''Daffy Duck:''' Yeah, what's makes you think we're gonna let Timmy his own without our help? 
*'''Billy Cranston:''' Look at it this way, if we let Timmy go alone and go to the school to find something we can use to track Cosmo and Wanda. He’ll do fine on his own, while we will look around the jungle planet see if Cosmo and Wanda are there.
*'''Bugs Bunny:''' Actually it's not a bad idea Billy. 
*'''Tommy Oliver:''' Yeah, I think that’s a good idea, Billy. 
*'''Billy Cranston:''' You really think so?
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Yeah. We'll be could be a lot trouble Ape Overlords if they see us trespassing to the school.
*'''Doraemon:''' That’s true.
*'''Ash Ketchum:''' Aw, come on guys. I'm sure Timmy can handle himself.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' [in Rainbow Dash’s voice] I don’t know, what if he’d gets in trouble?
*'''Billy Cranston:''' You never know, Lor. Timmy will do on his own just fine. 
*'''Louie:''' I hate to say it, Lor. But he has a point.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Oh okay, fine. Guess we'll have to wait for Timmy to get out of school.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' [to Timmy] You'll go right head Timmy, we'll meet you at the School.
*'''Timmy Turner:''' Okay, see you later. [get on the vine and left with other class mates]
* '''Baloo:''' And off he goes.
*'''Daffy Duck:''' So how we’re gonna do this? Where do we start? 
* '''Noby:''' Do what?
* '''Doraemon:''' Noby! Haven't you been paying attention?! We’ve gonna look around the planet to see Cosmo and Wanda are there.
* '''Fred Jones:''' Doraemon's right. If we split up, we could cover more ground.
*'''Brock:''' Right, I say we should split up like Fred suggested..
*'''Billy Cranston:''' I like the sound of that, Brock. 
*'''Sneech:''' But how we’re gonna do this?
*'''Sandy Cheeks:'''  I think we split up into two teams, one goes with Genie Going on the left side of the planet, while the rest of us go on the right side.
*'''Patrick Star:''' Okay, And then what?
*'''Louie:''' We search this jungle from top to bottom. But we need to be careful. With the apes around it won't be easy.
*'''Genie:''' But it'll be worth it. Besides, we need Cosmo and Wanda's magic to turn the Earth be back to normal.
*'''Atsuko Kagari:''' That's righ. Now, let's take my broomstick and find them!
*'''Misty:''' No Akko. We are not doing that broomstick ride, you never fully learned how to fly it yet. 
*'''Atsuko Kagari:''' So what? I was close to doing it! I was practicing, you know?!
*'''Daffy Duck:''' Whatever, Akko.
*'''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Well, guys let’s get moving, (in Rabbit’s voice) the sooner we start, the sooner we finish.
*'''Louie:''' Right! 
*'''Bagherra:''' Just remember, if anyone finds Cosmo and Wanda, give the signal.
*'''Scooby-Doo:''' Like this? 
(He whistles lousy and Shaggy covers his ears)
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' Yeah. That's it. Let's go. 
(He goes off with his group)
*'''Genie:''' Now, we'll go the other way, like he said.
*'''Atsuko Kagari:''' Okay guys! Let’s g… (Flies off)

(We see Tino and others as they split up into two groups, and they heading to Jungle School. As Mr. And Mrs. Turner saw them pass by)  

*'''Mrs. Turner:''' He's swinging off to the school our Ape Overlords allow him to go to.
*'''Mr. Turner:''' Watch out for the Leopards!

(We see a few Leopards jump at front of them, as they were about to get ready to pounds them. As Mr. and Mrs. Turner were about to attack them with jungle pitchforks)

*'''Mrs. Turner:''' We're gonna be late for work again.
*'''Mr. Turner:''' Yes, but tonight we eat like kings!

(We see they attack the Leopards off-screen, as it faded to the next scene, as it cut back to Timmy)  

*'''Timmy Turner:''' [talking to himself] I never thought I'd say this, but going to school might be a good thing, 'cause there's only one guy I know who has the tools we need to track down magic stuff. 
(As we cut to Tino and others, as they flying around the Jungle Planet-world) 

*'''Tino Tonitini:''' [To the viewers] Man, we've been looking for Cosmo and Wanda for hour, and no sign of them. Who knows where they could be?
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Okay, it's not even 9 yet, and we'd flew around the Earth trying to find the fairies, and no sign of them. I'm in a panic spiral!
* '''Velma Dinkley:''' You see any sign of them, Genie?
(Genie turns into a safari explorer and shrinks to walk on the map)
* '''Genie:''' ''(With a British accent)'' Well, old man, what say we have a look around! I say, who put these— ''(trips over a gridline)''. Rum luck, that. Well, I'll just— ''(falls into a lake)'' 
* '''Ash Ketchum:''' Any idea, where they could be, Genie?
* '''Genie:''' I believe I can say, without fear of contradiction… ''(a cloud appears in front of him)'' …that I haven't the foggiest!
* '''Sue:''' So are you saying, you don’t know where they are?
* '''Genie:''' Nope. The trail has gone could.
* '''Littlefoot:''' We can't give up now, guys! We need their help to fix this mess. We have to keep looking.

(We faded to a jungle version of Crocker's classroom, as Denzel is teaching his class) 
*'''Denzel Crocker:''' And that, class, is how the founding Alpha Males signed the Decar-Ape-tion of independence, forming United Apes of America. 
*'''A.J:''' You know, if it weren't for the fact that what he's saying is historically accurate, I would say that's a horrible pun. 
*'''Chester McBadbat:''' [getting nervous of two Ape Guards is watching him in the school halls] Well, I, for one, am grateful that we live in a world wherein our Ape Overlords allow us to share in their hilarious sense of wordplay. [Two Guard Apes gave Chester thumps up and left]
*'''Denzel Crocker:''' But in a world where magic and fairies actually exist, who cares about history? History means nothing! If they wanted to, fairies could change the world so that humans where the dominant species! 
(All the children form the class [except Timmy] laughing at Crocker in front of him) 
*'''A.J:''' Here we go with the "Apes have fairies" theory again. 
*'''Denzel Crocker:''' But one day, I, Mr. Crocker, will travel to the Apes' Forbidden City and capture one of the Apes' magical... [spam attack] A FAIRY GODPARENT!
*'''Timmy Turner:''' Forbidden City? 
*'''Denzel Crocker:''' And then I shall be the supreme magical ruler of Man and Ape! [evil laughing] And now... I'm going to do my "I will be the Ruler of Man and Ape" Dance! 
(We see Denzel doing a weird dance, as he sing a short song about to rule men and apes) 

:'''[Denzel Crocker]''' 
::''Oh, I am the Master of Man and Ape,''
::''I am the ruler of Man and Ape!'' 

*'''Denzel Crocker:''' Everybody sing! 

(Just then, a bunch of Ape Guards flies in and breaks the classroom and were about to corner Denzel) 

*'''Denzel Crocker:''' [Ape Guards grabs him] No! Don't take me, take the children! They last longer! 

(The Ape Guards toke Crocker and runs off the classroom door. As we see Timmy sneaks out of the classroom runs into the halls) 

*'''Timmy Turner:''' With Crocker out of the way, I can get his magic detecting stuff, meet up Tino and others, find the Magic Muffin, and track down Cosmo and Wanda. [He reach Denzel's secret door as disguise as a normal locker. He went inside the locker and press the button, as he went down the tube] Yaahh! 

(We see Denzel secret fairy layer, as Timmy fall form the roof and as he surprise that Denzel still had his stuff for capture fairies in the Jungle plant-world) 

*'''Timmy Turner:''' There's gotta be something in here that can help us. Fairy Blaster, X-ray goggles, Sexy High-heel shoes.... [spotted the an tracking device] Crocker's Magic Detector! I can use this to track down Cosmo and Wanda! [turns the detector on] [walks out of the school]

(Back to Tino and others, as they made to the school) 

* '''Doraemon:''' Has anyone find them yet?
* '''Daphne Blake:''' Nope, we'd hacked through milles of Jungle, and we still couldn't find Cosmo and Wanda. 
* '''Eugene Krabs:''' Or that Fairy-Versary muffin.
* '''Genie:''' What about you guys?
* '''Tommy Oliver:''' No luck either.
* '''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' We should let Timmy know the bad news.
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' Hey, here he comes now!

(Tino and his friends saw Timmy walked out of the school, as Timmy goes to them) 

* '''Timmy Turner:''' You found Cosmo and Wanda yet?
* '''Scooby-Doo:''' Nope.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Not a thing. Sorry Timmy.
* '''Sandy Cheeks:''' We'd tried our best to find them and the muffin.
* '''Noby:''' But the planet is so big, they could anywhere.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Don't worry guys. I've got Crocker's Magic Detector. It can help us find Cosmo and Wanda.
* '''Brock:''' That's smart thinking there, Timmy.
*'''Timmy Turner:''' Looks like we're a taking a field trip to... Chimpsdale? Ugh! When this is over, I'm wishing for a world without puns.