Editing Tino's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Abra-Catastrophe!/Transcript (section)

=== The Magic Muffin/Timmy's story of how Did he got his Fairy GodParents ===
(We faded to the next scene. As the party just warped up, and Timmy and others are going over Timmy's gifts from the party) 

* '''Timmy Turner:''' [Looking at his clipboard] Wow! Awesome party, you guys! Exploding Easter eggs, magic disguise glasses, magic floss from the Tooth Fairy, Cupid's Bow and Arrow, a magic pack, and a magic mirror, all wrapped up in Santa's magic bag!
* '''Doraemon:''' It seems you got a lot of gifts from the party Timmy.
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like so we notice, [To Velma] he's very lucky, huh Velma?
* '''Velma Dinkley:''' True, but he did get those things form the party.
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like, oh yeah. [chuckles] 
* '''Brock:''' I bet he's gotta do lots of things of these gifts.
* '''Patrick Star:''' I'm sure he will.
* '''Scrappy-Doo:''' And he could have a ball in this, right uncle Scoob?
* '''Scooby-Doo:''' Oh yeah.
* '''Fred Jones:''' So I guess that's all the gifts, huh? 
* '''Wanda:''' Well, Fred. There's one more gift left!
* '''Cosmo:''' And it's the best one!

(Jorgen reappears with a covered silver tray and Jorgen removes the cover, revealing the an muffin)

* '''Timmy Turner:''' Wow. A... muffin?
* '''Doraemon:''' Wait, that's it? A muffin?!?
* '''Rocky DeSantos:''' You gave Timmy an muffin? 
* '''Squidward Tentacles:''' That's a kind of a dumb idea to give a gift, don't you think? 
* '''Louie:''' I can agree on that Squidward.  This is some kind of last-minute gift idea. 
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Yeah, what's so special about this muffin?
* '''Jorgen Von Strangle:''' Actually, it's an special Fairy-Versary Muffin!!
* '''Wanda:''' Whoever eats the muffin, gets one rule-free wish!
* '''Timmy Turner:''' A rule free wish? I can wish for anything I want? [grabs the muffin] Love? Money? ANYTHING?
* '''Cosmo:''' You just can't wish for a better tasting muffin!
* '''Jorgen Von Strangle:''' And only children who have lasted an entire year, can be trusted with that kind of a gift. SO DON'T GOOF IT UP! (He disappear with POOF)
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Cool! (looks at the muffin) This thing is amazing! 
* '''Daffy Duck:''' Wow a muffin that grants people rule free wishes, cool! I bet if I try it, I can make a wish to have duck season erased from existence.
* '''Bugs Bunny:''' Oh Daffy. You can't even make a rabbit season all year long.
* '''Sue:''' He's right Daffy, you don't had a chance to do it.
* '''Daffy Duck:''' Oh yes I can! 
* '''Genie:''' It's a shame that muffin can't grant wish from a genie or any of us..
* '''Noby:''' Yeah we know, Genie.
* '''Pumbaa:''' A muffin that grants Rule-free wishes, without asking Timmy. Isn't that great Timon?
* '''Timon:''' Why of course is great, Pumbaa. In fact, I think this is amazing opportunity.
* '''Kimberly Hart:''' You know, if I can make a wish from that muffin, I can wish for more animal shelter for lost home for animal pets.
* '''Aisha Campbell:''' I can agree what that wish too.
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' So do I.
* '''Zazu:''' You know, Timmy. This kind of muffin is a very powerful thing to control from prevent force of evil.
* '''Simba:''' Zazu's right. You gotta take care of this in a responsible way.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Yeah you're right, Simba. I can only imagine what would happen if it fell into the wrong hands.

(On a radar screen, a muffin-shaped "blip" on the screen as a little green line sweeps clockwise around) 

* '''Denzel Crocker:''' Whatever that thing is, I can't wait to get my hands it! According to my sensors, there's a massive muffin shaped source of fairy energy... In Timmy Turner's house! And where there is fairy energy, there are bound to be... [spam attack] A FAIRY GODPARENT! (reveals a very high-tech butterfly net) Once I capture a fairy using this special butterfly net, I... Mr. Crocker... will go from being a second rate, constantly mocked, fifth grade teacher... to a first class, NOT constantly mocked, SUPREME MAGICALRULER OF THE UNIVERSE! (turns a knob on the net as it powers up. He grabs it and heads for the door of the van.) NEW WORLD ORDER! NEW WORLD....order? 

(Denzel opens the door, starts to run out and is stopped by... A group of kids, holding quarters, hungry for ice cream) 

* '''Kid:''' Can I have a Coconut Swirly?
* '''Kid #2:''' Can I have a Chocolate Whiz Pie?
* '''Kid #3:''' I want a Strawberry Chunk cake!
* '''Denzel Crocker:''' GAH! Get away from me! [close the van door] 
(Back to Timmy's room) 

* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Man that was some kind of party huh fellas?
* '''Sandy Cheeks:''' (in Strawberry's voice) It sure is.
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' Yeah, I was kind of wondering something?
* '''Atsuko Kagari:''' Like what Lor? 
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' How does you get a fairy godparent anyway?
* '''Wanda:''' Well Lor, according to the rules, a child only gets assigned godparents if they're truly in need of help!
* '''Cosmo:''' And, boy, did Timmy ever need our help!
* '''Wanda:''' If you guys want, I would tell you all story about how Timmy got us in first place. If you like?
* '''Timon:''' Ah why not? a good story wouldn't hurt us a one bit. 
* '''Ducky:''' Yeah, I would like to know this story. Oh yes, yes, yes! 
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Well, I guess listen a story about how Timmy got his fairy Godparents will be nice.
* '''Ash Ketchum:''' I like to hear the story too.
* '''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Yeah, I love listening to stories.
* '''Patrick Star:''' Me too.
* '''Wanda:''' Well okay then, it all started two years ago when Timmy was eight years old.
* '''Cosmo:''' Hey, I've seen this one! This is a classic! 

(A Flashback montage begins from two years. Mr. and Mrs. Turner and a younger Timmy are having dinner at the kitchen. Timmy glares at a disgusting pile of spinach heaped atop his plate. As Mr. Turner puts the tape into a nearby VCR and hits "PLAY." ON TV SCREEN. Timmy, just sits there, staring at his food, in the exact same image.)

* '''Mr. Turner:''' That's it.... That's it! Every precious moment saved forever! (his eyes tears up) They grow up so fast!
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' (she holds a bowl of an extra large bowl of spinach while she's exhausted) Honey, I know we value our son more than our relationship-
* '''Mr. Turner:''' You bet!
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' But do you think we could leave the house some night like adults and leave Timmy with a baby-sitter? (pulls out a flier that reads "VICKY'S BABY-SITTING SERVICE")
* '''Mr. Turner:''' (grabs the flyer) Absolutely... not! (tosses the flyer to the side) I've been meticulously documenting every precious moment of Timmy's life on video since he was born! And I don't intend to miss one precious second! I refuse to share his childhood with a baby-sitter! I barely want to share it with you! (gestures to a giant pile of tapes. He slaps another tape in the camera and records Timmy again in the same moment.)
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' But we haven't left the house in eight years. (defeated, then to Timmy) All right, precious gift, eat your spinach.
* '''Young Timmy:''' But, Mommy... I already ate so much of your delicious squash, beans and turnips, my tummy's full! May I save the spinach for later?
* '''Mr. Turner:''' I'm sorry, Son, but I don't have any footage of you eating spinach!
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' Besides, there are millions of children around the world who would be very grateful for a delicious, home-cooked dinner like this!

(A bowl of spinach just comes to life and then, goes back to normal) 

* '''Mr. Turner:''' That's a great idea! We'll travel to parts unknown, deliver this food to those children, and video tape them eating it! (to Timmy) Bye, precious gift! 

(Mr. and Mrs. Turner share a smile and quickly run from the table) 

* '''Young Timmy:''' (looks around) Mom? Dad? Oh no, they've left me... to got to parts unknown.... FOREVER! [Cries]

(But actually, Mr and Mrs. Turner didn't left they where just hide around a corner) 

* '''Mr. Turner:''' Ha! Timmy believed our first little white lie (still taping) and I got it all on tape.
* '''Young Timmy:''' [stops crying] I'm alone, but I'm a precious gift from above. I can't be left alone. (jumps off his chair and looks at the paper) I better call this babysitter.
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' Yes! 
* '''Mr. Turner:''' What? (jumps to get Timmy in slow motion) Nooooooooooo!

(Mrs. Turner used her wash table to lasso him back to her and out of the kitchen. Timmy pick up the phone and call the phone number on the paper that he holding) 

* '''Woman on the Phone:''' [VO] (off-scream) ''Vicky's precious Gift from above Baby-sitting service!''
* '''Young Timmy:''' Hi, I'm Timmy Turner, and--
* '''Woman on the Phone:''' [VO] (off-scream) ''Wouldn't eat your dinner?''
* '''Young Timmy:''' No.
* '''Woman on the Phone:''' [VO] (off-scream) ''Parents gone to parts unknown?''
* '''Young Timmy:''' Yes! 
* '''Woman on the Phone:''' [VO] (off-scream) ''Be right there!''

(Timmy hands up the phone and saw his parents came back with Mr. Turner all tied up) 

* '''Mr. Turner:''' Son, I-- 
* '''Young Timmy:''' You're back, from parts unknown! 

(Then, a doorbell rings off screen, as cut to Timmy answer the door, as it appears of a younger version of Vicky) 

* '''Young Vicky:''' Hello, Mr. and Mrs.-- [Look at the card as she holding] Turner. I'm Vicky, the Baby-sitter! [a struck of lighting just show up out of nowhere on no cloudy day]
* '''Young Timmy:''' Anyone else notice the lighting? 
* '''Young Vicky:''' My, my. What a precious little gift from above you have here. (headbutts Timmy Turner and gives Timmy Turner enrichment) Yes you are, yes you are! I can't wait to spend time protecting and enriching your young child so you can have the freedom to go out into the world and be the adults you've always wanted to be!
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' For the last eight years! 
* '''Mr. Turner:''' But, honey, I don't want to share my son's childhood with anyone! 
* '''Young Vicky''': I'll videotape whatever you miss and edit it all together so it's on one convenient tape.
* '''Mr. Turner:''' Well, when you put it like that, we're out of here!
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' I'll get our coats.
* '''Mr. Turner:''' Forget it. At the speed we'll be having fun, the friction will keep us warm! 

(Timmy's parents run outside and the door shuts.)

* '''Young Vicky:''' Mmm! Sonic boom. Not bad. [Look at Timmy, in here true evil colors] 
* '''Young Timmy:''' Hi, Vicky, I'm--
* '''Young Vicky:''' GOING TO BED! (laughs maniacally)

(Vicky uses a flamethrower to burn down Timmy's enrichment.)

* '''Young Timmy:''' Ahh! My enrichment! (Vicky pulls out the childhood tape of the video cassette) GAAH, MY CHILDHOOD!

(The past 2 years go by with Timmy is being torture by Vicky with chorus and other things) 

* '''Cosmo:''' [OV] And that's when Timmy's life went straight down the pooper! 
* '''Wanda:''' [OV] For the next year, Vicky tortured him every of his life, and he was so miserable! 

(We cut to the a scene of redub version of pilot episode) 

* '''Timmy Turner:''' [flashback] Man, that's dumb! [He's throw magic eyeball]

(The magic eyeball, crack opened as speck of magic comes out. A it appears of Cosmo and Wanda just magically appears) 

* '''Cosmo and Wanda:''' [flashback]Hey, Timmy!
* '''Cosmo:''' [flashback] I'm Cosmo...
* '''Wanda:''' [flashback] I'm Wanda....
* '''Cosmo and Wanda:''' [flashback] And we're.... your Fairly GodParents! 

(A Flashback montage just ended, as we go back to Timmy's room) 

* '''Wanda:''' And that's how we got assigned to be Timmy's fairly GodParents. 

(Tino and others were surprise and amused of that story) 

* '''Tino Tonitini:''' So that's how Timmy has you guys.
* '''Cosmo:''' That's right.
* '''Petrie:'''  Huh, me never knew that.
* '''Baboo:''' Me either. 
* '''Guido:''' So do I. 
* '''Pikachu:''' Pika?
* '''Togepi:''' Togi?
* '''Misty:''' So that's explains why we're first met Timmy and his friends from that Halloween party.
* '''Simba:''' So it seems. 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Wait a minute, they tricked me with a lie?
* '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, and they got it on tape! [Cosmo brings a TV appear] 
* '''Young Timmy:''' (On TV] ''FOREVER!'' [Cries]

(But the TV suddenly, a random cartoon just show up as it change the channel) 

* '''Cosmo:''' Ooh, cartoons! 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' That's why I'm stuck with the worst, most evil baby-sitter on the planet-- A lie?! 
* '''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Evil babysitter? That's kinda bit of a stretch.
* '''Baloo:''' Yeah and evil babysitter that tortured kids? That's preposterous.
* '''Atsuko Kagari:''' Who is this Vicky anyway?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Trust me Akko, you don't want to meet her.
* '''Wanda:''' Well, it was just a little white lie, Timmy. Parents do it all the time. 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Well that's sinks. 
* '''Patrick Star:''' Don't worry, Timmy. Tell me a lie is not a bad thing.
* '''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Uh, Patrick, it is a bad thing!
* '''Timon:''' Yeah, tell me a lie it's like you tell someone from preventing the truth.
* '''King Louie:''' Perhaps it could be a good thing.
* '''Simba:''' Louie, what are you talking about? Telling a lie, it's not a good thing to do!
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Yeah he's right, a lie could get someone feelings get hurt or worse!
* '''Bagheera:''' Well you got a point there, Carver. Telling a lie is not a very good to do.
* '''Sandy Cheeks:''' I'll say, Bagheera. 
* '''Timon:''' I tell you lie is a good thing! [to Timmy] Well anyway, the point that I'm trying to say is, sometimes white lies can be helpful if you use your words wisely. You seeing what I'm saying, Timmy?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I guess you are right, Timon.
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' [VO] [Off-screen] Timmy! Time for School! 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' How do I know that's the truth?
* '''Sue:''' I wish I knew the answer to that.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Well, it doesn't matter. They'd lied to me.
* '''Ruby:''' Cheer up, Timmy. I'm sure they didn't mean any harm.
* '''Grandma Longneck:''' Yeah, they're just doing what's best for you. 
* '''Scrappy-Doo:''' Well, I don't know about you. But after a long party, it makes me kind of hungry.
* '''Doraemon:''' Yeah you're right after all, it is breakfast time.
* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Doraemon's right, let's try to get something to eat.
* '''Scooby-Doo:''' Yeah, yeah.
* '''Billy Cranston:''' Affirmative, let's go downstairs and have Timmy‘s parents make us something for breakfast.
* '''Bugs Bunny:''' I think that's a good idea, Billy.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Well, come on. Let's go!
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' Hey Timmy, are you coming down with us and get something to eat?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I'm coming, Lor. [he grabs the muffin and stops on the door] Man, I wish they didn't lie to me. [He left and join Tino and others]

(Cosmo and Wanda heard Timmy's wish, and raise their wands and grant it) 

* '''Wanda:''' Oh, uh, did we just make it so Timmy's parents couldn't lie to him?
* '''Cosmo:''' Yup! You've gained weight. 
* '''Wanda:''' You know, we can still lie to each other. 
* '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, I know!