Editing Tino's Adventures of The Emperor's New Groove/Transcript (section)

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: '''Pacha''': OK. Once we cross this bridge, it's only an hour to the palace.
: '''Kuzco''': Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath.
: '''Pacha''': I believe it. What was that?
: '''Kuzco''': Nothing.
: '''Pacha''': Ohh! Whoa! Kuzco! Kuzco!
: '''Kuzco''': Yeah?
: '''Pacha''': Quick, help me up!
: '''Kuzco''': No. I don't think I will.
: '''Pacha''': You're going to leave me here?
: '''Kuzco''': Well, I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.
: '''Pacha''': I thought you were a changed man.
: '''Kuzco''': Oh, come on. I had to say something to get you to take me back to the city.
: '''Pacha''': So all of it was a lie?
: '''Kuzco''': Well, yeah. No, wait. Uh, yeah, yeah. It all was a lie. Toodles.
: '''Pacha''': We shook hands on it! [Echoes]
: '''Kuzco''': You know, the funny thing about about shaking hands is... you need hands. Ha! OK. Buh-bye. Aah!
: '''Pacha''': Are you OK? Are you all right?
: '''Kuzco''': Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm all right.
: '''Pacha''': Good! That's for going back on your promise!
: '''Kuzco''': Yii! Yeah. That's for kidnapping me and taking me to your village... which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way. Ah ha ha ha! No touchy. Ooh!
: '''Pacha''': Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you? I was always taught that there was good in everyone, but ooh, you proved me wrong.
: '''Kuzco''': Oh, boohoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama.
: '''Pacha''': I could've let you die out there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over.
: '''Kuzco''': Well, that makes you ugly and stupid.
: '''Pacha''': Let's end this.
: '''Kuzco''': Ladies first.
: [Bell Dings]
: '''Pacha''': Aah!
: '''Kuzco''': Yaah!
: [Both Grunting]
: [Honks]
: [Rope Snaps]
: '''Kuzco''': Ohh!
: '''Both''': Aah!
: [Both Screaming]
: '''Both''': Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
: '''Pacha''': Whoa!
: '''Kuzco''': Ohh!
: [Alligators Roar]
: '''Kuzco''': What are we gonna do? Aah! What are we gonna do? We're gonna die! We're gonna die! That's it for me!
: '''Pacha''': No, we're not. Calm down. I have an idea. Give me your arm. OK, now the other one. When I say go, push against my back, and we'll walk up the hill. Ready? Go.
: '''Kuzco''': Ow! You did that on purpose. Aah!
: '''Pacha''': No, I didn't! Now, we're gonna have to work together to get out of this, so follow my lead. Ready? Right foot.
: '''Kuzco''': Whose right? Your right or mine?
: '''Pacha''': I don't care. Mine.
: '''Kuzco''': Well, why yours?
: '''Pacha''': OK, your right! Ready?
: '''Kuzco''': OK, got it.
: '''Pacha''': OK, right. Left. Right.
: '''Kuzco''': Ha ha! Look, we're moving!
: [Roar]
: '''Kuzco''': Aah!
: '''Pacha''': Don't look down! Now, stay with me. Stay with me. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right!
: '''Kuzco''': Now what, genius?
: '''Pacha''': Working on it. OK, here's the deal. Stretch out your neck, and I'll grab the rope.
: '''Kuzco''': How do I know you won't let me fall after you grab the rope?
: '''Pacha''': You're just gonna have to trust me!
: '''Kuzco''': [Strains] You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult. Aah! Aah!
: '''Pacha''': Almost. Got it! It's stuck.
: '''Kuzco''': Take your time. No hurry here. Scorpions! Aah ha ha!
: '''Pacha''': Kuzco!
: '''Kuzco''': Aah! Oh, no!
: '''Pacha''': Uhh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
: '''Kuzco''': Huh? Aah! Aah!
: '''Pacha''': Whoa!
: [Both Laugh]
: [Rumbling]
: '''Pacha''': Huh?
: '''Kuzco''': Look out!
: '''Pacha''': Ohh! Ohh.
: '''Kuzco''': Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Ooh, look at me and my bad self. I snatched you right out of the air. "Ooh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall, and I'm taking you with me." Well, not today, pal. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh.
: '''Pacha''': You just saved my life.
: '''Kuzco''': Huh? So?
: '''Pacha''': I knew it.
: '''Kuzco''': Knew what?
: '''Pacha''': That there is some good in you after all.
: '''Kuzco''': Oh, no.
: '''Pacha''': Admit it.
: '''Kuzco''': Wrong.
: '''Pacha''': Yes, there is.
: '''Kuzco''': Nuh-uh.
: '''Pacha''': I think there is.
: '''Kuzco''': Nuh-uh!
: '''Pacha''': Hey, you could've let me fall.
: '''Kuzco''': Come on, what's the big deal? Nobody's that heartless. [Gasps] Don't read too much into it. It was a one-time thing.
: '''Pacha''': Right. Sure. Well, we better get going. With that bridge out, it's a 4-day walk to the palace.
: '''Kuzco''': What? You mean you're still taking me back?
: '''Pacha''': I shook on it, didn't I?
: '''Kuzco''': Well, yeah, but I hope you realize that doesn't change a thing. I'm still building Kuzcotopia when I get back.
: '''Pacha''': Well, 4 days is a long time. Who knows? Maybe you'll change your mind.
: '''Kuzco''': Uh-huh. 4 days. What are the chances of you carrying me? Not good.