Editing Tino's Adventures of The Emperor's New Groove/Transcript (section)

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: '''Yzma''': And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince...
: '''Kronk''': [Sobbing]
: '''Yzma''': taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his 18th birthday.
: '''Kronk''': Poor little guy.
: '''Yzma''': His legacy will live on our hearts...
: '''Kronk''': He had never had a chance.
: '''Yzma''': for all eternity.
: '''Kronk''': [Sniffles]
: '''Yzma''': Well, he ain't gettin' any deader. Back to work.
: [Blows]
: '''Yzma''': Kronk, darlin', I must you had me worried when you mixed up those poisons, but now that Kuzco is dead, all is forgiven.
: '''Kronk''': Ah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's... Heh. He's dead, all right. Heh heh. I mean, you can't get much deader than he-- then he is right now. Unless, of course, we killed him again.
: '''Yzma''': I suppose.
: '''Kronk''': Hey, look, the royal dresser's here.
: '''Yzma''': Kronk...
: '''Kronk''': I should tell you right now I'm kind of hard to fit.
: '''Yzma''': Kronk...
: '''Kronk''': I wear a 66 long and a 31 waist.
: '''Yzma''': Kuzco is dead, right? Tell me Kuzco's dead. I need to hear these words.
: '''Kronk''': Do you need to hear all those words exactly?
: '''Yzma''': He's still alive?
: '''Kronk''': Well, he's not as dead as would've hoped.
: '''Yzma''': Kronk...
: '''Kronk''': I just thought I'd give you the heads-up in case Kuzco ever came back.
: '''Yzma''': He can't come back!
: '''Kronk''': Yeah. That would be kind of awkward-- especially after that lovely eulogy.
: '''Yzma''': You think? You and I are going out to find him. If he talks, we are through! Now let's move!
: '''Tipo''': Dad, look out! [Panting]
: '''Chicha''': Tipo, what is it?
: '''Tipo''': I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and careening out of control down a raging river of death!
: '''Chicha''': All right, all right, it's OK.
: '''Tipo''': It was awful!
: '''Chicha''': Shh! It's OK, it's OK. Tipo, calm down. It was just a dream. Your dad's fine. He just went back to see the emperor.
: '''Tipo''': Oh. Like you told him to, 'cause you're always right.
: '''Chicha''': That's right.
: '''Chaca''': Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama.
: '''Tipo''': Yeah, like that would ever happen.
: '''Chaca''': It could.
: '''Tipo''': Nuh-uh.
: '''Chaca''': Yeah-huh.
: '''Tipo''': Nuh-uh.
: '''Chaca''': Yeah-huh.
: [Continue Bickering Quickly]
: '''Chica''': Good night, you two.
: '''Both''': Night, Mom!
: '''Chaca''': Yeah-huh. Yeah-huh.
: '''Tipo''': Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh.
: [Screeching]
: '''Pacha''': Ooh! [Coughs] B-B-Brr!
: '''Kuzco''': Uh, hey. Thanks.
: '''Pacha''': Oh. No problem.
: '''Kuzco''': Feels like wool.
: '''Pacha''': Yeah.
: '''Kuzco''': Alpaca?
: '''Pacha''': Oh, yeah, it is.
: '''Kuzco''': Oh, yeah, I thought so. It's nice.
: '''Pacha''': My wife made it.
: '''Kuzco''': Oh, she knits?
: '''Pacha''': Crochets.
: '''Kuzco''': Crochets? Nice.
: '''Pacha''': Thanks.
: [Ribbit]
: [Ribbit Ribbit]
: '''Kuzco''': So... So, I was thinking that when I got back to the city, we'd, uh... I mean, there's lots of hilltops, and maybe I might, you know... I--I might...
: '''Pacha''': Are you saying... you've changed your mind?
: '''Kuzco''': Oh, well, I--I...
: '''Pacha''': Because you know that means you're doing something nice for something else.
: '''Kuzco''': No, I know that. I know.
: '''Pacha''': And you're all right with that?
: '''Kuzco''': Yes. What?
: '''Pacha''': Don't shake unless you mean it. All right. Let's get you back to the palace. Oh, by the way, thanks.
: '''Kuzco''': No... thank you.