Editing Tino's Adventures of The Emperor's New Groove/Transcript (section)

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: '''Pacha''': Huh? Whoa.
: '''Kuzco''': Uhh. Oh.
: '''Pacha''': Where'd you come from, little guy?
: '''Kuzco''': No touchy.
: '''Pacha''': Aah! Demon llama!
: '''Kuzco''': Demon llama? Where? Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Ooh hoo hoo! Ow! Ow, my head.
: '''Pacha''': OK, demon llama. Just take it easy. I mean you no harm.
: '''Kuzco''': What are you talking talking about-- Oh, wait. I know you. You're that whiny peasant.
: '''Pacha''': [Gasps] Emperor Kuzco?
: '''Kuzco''': Yeah. Who do you think you were talkin' to?
: '''Pacha''': Uh...how did-- Um... you don't... look like the emperor.
: '''Kuzco''': What do you mean I don't look like the emperor?
: '''Pacha''': Uh...oh... do this...
: '''Kuzco''': What is this, some kind of little game you country folk like to-- Aah! It can't be! Aah! Aah! Aah! My face! Aah! My beautiful, beautiful face!
: '''Pacha''': Okay, Okay, Okay.
: '''Kuzco''': I'm an ugly, stinky llama!
: '''Pacha''': Wait, Okay, Your Majesty.
: '''Kuzco''': Llama face!
: '''Pacha''': Shh! What happened?
: '''Kuzco''': I'm trying to figure that out, Okay? [Laughing Hysterically] [Whimpering Frantically] Ohh-ho! I can't remember. I can't remember anything. Wait a minute. I remember you. I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was, and then you got mad at me. Ohh! And you turned me into a llama!
: '''Pacha''': What? No, I did not.
: '''Kuzco''': Yes, and then you kidnapped me.
: '''Pacha''': Why would I kidnap a llama?
: '''Kuzco''': I have no idea. You're the crinimal mastermind, not me.
: '''Pacha''': What?
: '''Kuzco''': Hmm. You're right. That's giving you way too much credit. OK. I have to get back to the palace. Yzma's got that "secret lab." I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back. Hey, you. No waste. Let's go. Hey, tiny, I want to get out of this body. Wouldn't you? Now let's go.
: '''Pacha''': Build your summerhouse somewhere else.
: '''Kuzco''': You want to run that by me again?
: '''Pacha''': I can't let you go back unless you change your mind and build your summer home somewhere else.
: '''Kuzco''': Hmm. I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer. '''''I don't make deals with peasants!'''''
: '''Pacha''': Then I guess I can't take you back.
: '''Kuzco''': Fine. I don't need you. I can find my own way back.
: '''Pacha''': I wouldn't recommend it. It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
: '''Kuzco''': Nice try, pal.
: '''Pacha''': No, really. I'm telling you, there are jaguars and snakes and quicksand.
: '''Kuzco''': [High Voice] I'm not listening.
: '''Pacha''': I'm not kidding. Listen, you cannot go in there.
: '''Kuzco''': La la la la. Oh. Heh heh. Still not listening.
: '''Pacha''': Aw, you... Fine. Fine. Go ahead! If there's no Kuzco, there's no Kuzcotopia. Takes care of my problem. Hmm.
: '''Kuzco''': [Kuzco Laughs] Scary jungle. Right. Ooh, a leaf. Ooh, it might attack me. Oh, it's a scary tree. [High Voice] I'm afraid. Ha ha. Please. Never find my way? I'm the emperor, and as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction. Okay, where am I?
: [Buzzing]
: '''Kuzco''': [Gasps] Wha--
: '''Fly''': Help me! Help me! Help me!
: [Crunch]
: '''Kuzco''': Uhh.
: '''Fly''': Too late.
: '''Kuzco''': OK, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen. [Gasps]
: [Animal Roars]
: '''Kuzco''': Aah! Hmm. What do you want?
: '''Bucky''': [Chatters]
: '''Kuzco''': Oh, for me? Why, I don't know what to say.
: '''Bucky''': [Laughs] Ow!
: '''Kuzco''': Hit the road, bucky.
: '''Bucky''': [Mutters]
: '''Kuzco''': [Raspberry]
: '''Kuzco''': Aah! Ow! Huh? Huh?
: [Snoring]
: '''Kuzco''': Huh? Uh-oh.
: '''Bucky''': [Chatters]
: '''Kuzco''': No, no. No, no, no, no.
: '''Bucky''': [Chatters]
: '''Kuzco''': No, no. No, don't.
: '''Bucky''': [Chatters]
: [Loud Pop]
: '''Kuzco''': Ha! [Gasps]
: [Jaguars Roaring]
: '''Kuzco''': Aah! No! Aah!
: [Jaguar Roars]
: '''Kuzco''': Aah!
: [Roaring]
: [Meow]
: '''Kuzco''': You killer jaguars... Whoa!
: '''Pacha''': Aah-eee! Aah! [Pacha Screams Tarzan Yell] Aah!
: [Jaguars Growling]
: '''Pacha''': Yee-aah!
: '''Kuzco''': Aah!
: '''Pacha''': Don't worry, Your Highness. I gotcha. You're safe now.
: '''Kuzco''': Maybe I just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
: '''Pacha''': No, no, no. It's--It's OK. This--This is all right. We can figure this out.
: '''Kuzco''': I hate you.
: '''Pacha''': No!
: '''Kuzco''': Yaah! Aah! Ow!
: [Both Scream]
: [Bubbly Scream]
: '''Kuzco''': Whoo hoo hoo! Aah! Ow! Ow! Uhh!
: [Both Cough]
: '''Kuzco''': [Spits] I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
: '''Pacha''': Uh-oh.
: '''Kuzco''': Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
: '''Pacha''': Yep.
: '''Kuzco''': Sharp rocks at the bottom?
: '''Pacha''': Most likely.
: '''Kuzco''': Bring it on. Boo-yah! Whoo!
: [Splash]
: '''Pacha''': [Gasps] [Gasps] [Inhales] [Sighs] Your Highness. Your Highness, can you hear me? Oh, boy. Come on, breathe. Breathe! Ohh. Why me? Ooh! All right. [Inhales] Ohh!
: '''Kuzco''': Aah!
: [Both Spit]
: '''Both''': Ohh!
: [Gargles]
: '''Pacha''': For the last time, it was not a kiss.
: '''Kuzco''': Well, whatever you call it... [Spits] it was disgusting. And if you would've done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could've been spared your little kiss of life.
: '''Pacha''': Aw!
: '''Kuzco''': But now that you're here, you will take me back to the palace. I'll have Yzma change me back, and then I'll start construction on Kuzcotopia. Oh, yeah.
: '''Pacha''': OK, now, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
: '''Kuzco''': Mm-hmm.
: '''Pacha''': I think if you really thought about it, you'd decide to build your home on a different hilltop.
: '''Kuzco''': And why would I do that?
: '''Pacha''': Because... deep down, I think you'll realize that you're forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you.
: '''Kuzco''': And that's... bad?
: '''Pacha''': [Laughs] Well, yeah. Nobody's that heartless.
: '''Kuzco''': Mmm. Now take me back.
: '''Pacha''': What? Wait, wait. How can you be this way? All you care about is building your summer home and filling it with stuff for you.
: '''Kuzco''': Uh, yeah. Doy. Me. Everyone else in the kingdom gets it. You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the program, eh, Pacha?
: '''Pacha''': You know what? Someday, you're going to wind up all alone, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
: '''Kuzco''': Thanks for that. I'll log that away. Now, for the final time, I order you to take me back to the palace.
: '''Pacha''': Looks to me like you're stuck out here, because unlese you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
: '''Kuzco''': [Imitates] Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back. Me, me, me. Moo, moo, moo. Huh? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't-- Somebody's throwing stuff. You going to build a fire or what?
: '''Pacha''': [Sighs] He's never going to change his mind.
: '''Kuzco''': Ohh. How am I ever going to get out of here? [Muttering, Shivering] [Stops Shivering]