Editing Tino's Adventures of The Emperor's New Groove/Transcript (section)

==='''''Yzma's plan to kill Kuzco/Dinner/Turning into a llama'''''===
(A statue head of Kuzco is smashed)

*'''Kuzco''': (narrating) Or so I'd thought.
*'''Yzma:''' He can't get rid of me that easily! Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? Does he... A little to the left. ...have any idea of who he's dealing with? How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him.
*'''Ranamon:''' Well you think he would've turned out better, Yzma. 
*'''Yzma''': Yeah, go figure.
*'''Kronk''': Well, it's better you're takin' out your anger on these things instead of Kuzco, huh?
*'''Yzma''': [Gasps] That's it, Kronk! That's it! I'll get rid of Kuzco. Ha ha ha ha ha!
*'''Grizzle:''' Who? The real Kuzco? 
*'''Yzma''': Of course the real Kuzco. Don't you see? It's perfect. With him out of the way and no heir to the throne, I'll take over and rule the empire. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!
*'''Fat Cat:''' But how does that work with you bein' fired and all, Yzma?
*'''Yzma''': The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the five of us.
*'''Kronk''': And I'm one of those two, right?
*'''Yzma''': To the secret lab! Pull the lever, Kronk. 
(Kronk pulls the lever and she falls down the trapdoor)

* '''Yzma''': WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEERRRRR..............
* '''Kronk''': Huh?
*'''Fat Cat:''' Why does she even have that lever? 

(Then Yzma comes back with a alligator on her butt) 

* '''Yzma''': That's would I like to know. 

(he kicks the alligator off of her dress and then goes to the lever) 

*'''Yzma''': Get out of my way!

(She pulls down the lever and then they got on the cart)

*'''Skull''': ''Please remain seated and keep your arms and legs in at all times.''

(Then the cart goes down like a roller coaster)

*'''Yzma''': Whee!
*'''Kronk''': Faster, faster! Yzma, put your hands in the air! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

(Then at the end of the ride, they are in their lab suits. Yzma and Kronk hi-five each other, and then goes to the lab)

*'''Fat Cat:''' So what dastardly plan you'll come up with, Yzma. 
*'''Yzma''': Let me have a think, Mr. Cat. Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, ah ha ha ha! I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
(She knock a vile of a chemical and it destroyed a plant, and then Yzma comes up with another plan)
*'''Yzma''': Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this. Take it, Kronk. Oh ho ho ho. Feel the power.
*'''Kronk''': Oh... I can feel it.
*'''Yzma''': Our moment of triumph approaches. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's dinner time.
*(????)
*'''Yzma''':  So...is everything ready for tonight?
*'''Kronk''': Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad and then see how we feel after that.
*'''Yzma''': Not the dinner... The you know.
*'''Kronk''': Oh, right. The poison-- The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
*'''Yzma''': Yes! That poison.
*'''Kronk''': Got you covered.
*'''Yzma''': Excellent. A few drops in his drink, then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead for dessert.
*'''Kronk''': Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.
(They hear the door bang opened as the door was opened by Kuzco)
*'''Kuzco''': Boom, bam, baby! Let's get to the grub. I am one hungry king of the world. So...no hard feelings about being let go.
*'''Yzma''': None whatsoever. Kronk, get the emperor a drink.
*'''Kronk''': Drink. Right.
*[Pouring Drink]
*[Opening Poison Stopper]
*[Pours Poison In Drink]
*[Explosion]
*'''Kronk''': Your Highness.
*'''Kuzco''': [Sniffs] Is something burning?
*'''Kronk''': [Gasps] My spinach puffs!
*[Twangs Fork]
*'''Kuzco''': Ahem. So...he seems... nice.
*'''Yzma''': Heh. He is.
*'''Kuzco''': He's what, in his late twenties?
*'''Yzma''': Heh heh. I'm not sure.
*'''Kronk''': Saved 'em!
*'''Kuzco''': That's great.
*'''Yzma''': Great!
*'''Kuzco''': Good job.
*'''Yzma''': Very good job.
*'''Kronk''': Watch it. They're still hot.
*'''Yzma''': Ahem. Ahem! Heh heh heh. Kronk. The emperor needs his...drink.
*'''Kronk''': Right. Oh. Right.
*'''Kuzco''': Hey, Kronky, everything OK back there? Well, heh.
*'''Kronk''': Oh, uh... Ooh. The drinks were a bit on the... hmm... oh...ugh...warm side. Heh heh. Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.
*'''Yzma''': Ha ha ha. Yes, Kronk. Riveting. A toast to the emperor! Long live Kuzco!
*'''Kronk''': [Under His Breath] Don't drink the wine. [Coughing] Poison.
*'''Kuzco''': Ah! Tasty.
*'''Yzma''': Finally! Ha ha ha! Good work, Kronk.
*'''Kronk''': Oh, they're so easy to make. I'll get you the recipe.
*'''Yzma''': Now to get rid of the body.
(Then Kuzco get back up)
*'''Kuzco''': OK! What were we saying?
*'''Yzma''': Uh...we were just making a toast to your long and... healthy rule.
*'''Kuzco''': Right. So what are you gonna do? I mean, you've been around here a long time, and I really mean a long time. Um...
*'''Yzma''': Ahem. [Humming]
*'''Kuzco''': It might be difficult for someone of your age adjusting to life in the private sector. Hey, Kronk, can you top me off, pal? Be a friend? Heh heh.
*[Yzma Muttering]
*'''Kuzco''': Now, about you finding new work...
*'''Yzma''': Hit him on the head.
*'''Kuzco''': ...that's--that's gonna be tough.
*'''Kronk''': More broccoli?
*'''Kuzco''': Because you're... you know. Let's face it. You're no spring chicken, and I mean that in the best possible way.
(The Kronk knocks the llama Kuzco out cold)
*'''Yzma''': What? A llama? He's supposed to be dead!
*'''Kronk''': Yeah, weird.
*'''Grizzle:''' What went wrong?
*'''Yzma''': Let me see that vial. This isn't poison. This is extract of llama. Ugh!
*'''Kronk''': You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.
*'''Yzma''': Take him out of town and finish the job now!
*'''Kronk''': What about dinner?
*'''Yzma''': Kronk, this is kind of important.
*'''Kronk''': How about dessert?
*'''Yzma''': Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
*'''Kronk''': And coffee?
*'''Yzma''': All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out of town and finish the job!