Editing Tino's Adventures of The Emperor's New Groove/Transcript (section)

==='''''Kuzco fires Yzma/Kuzco meets Pacha, Tino and his friends/Kuzcotopia'''''===
(We go to inside the palace with a woman talking to a peasent) 

* '''Yzma''': And why have you come here today?
* '''Peasant''': Well... Your Highness-- I mean, Your Grace.
* '''Kuzco''': (narrating) OK, gang. Check out this piece of work. This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor-- living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth. And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called Kronk.
(Then a fly flies around Yzma) 
*'''Kronk''': Yeah, I got that there, Yzma. Unh!
(He tries to get the fly, but then fail as he hits himself trying to get it) 
*'''Kuzco''': (narrating) Yep, that's Kronk. Now lately, Yzma's gotten into this bad habit of trying to run the country behind my back, and I'm thinkin' that's got to stop.
*'''Yzma''': It is no concern of mine whether your family has... What was it again?
*'''Peasant''': Um, food.
*'''Yzma''': Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants. We're through here. Take him away. Next!
*'''Peasant''': But I-- Oh, OK.
(The guards grab the peasant's arms and drag him away) 
*'''Yzma''': Ugh.
*'''Kuzco''': [Offscreen] The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?
*'''Yzma''': Tell me about it. Aah!
(Kuzco was right behind her.)
*'''Kuzco''': Hi there.
*'''Yzma''': Ooh, Your Highness.
*'''Kuzco''': Ahem.
*'''Yzma''': Oh, oh, oh, ha ha ha. Um...
*'''Kuzco''': Uh, you were doing it again.
*'''Yzma''': Doing? Doing... Doing what?
*'''Kuzco''': Doing my job. I'm the emperor, and you're the emperor's advisor. Remember that?
*'''Yzma''': But, Your Highness, I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters.
*'''Kuzco''': (In his thoughts) Whoa. Look at these wrinkles. What is holding this woman together? What the-- How long has that been there?
*'''Kronk''': Good thinking, Yzma. What do you say, Kuzco?
*'''Kuzco''': Whoa! No touchy! No touchy. No touch.
*'''Servant''': Excuse me, Your Highness. The village leader is here to see you. And he's brought some friends with him.  
*'''Kuzco''': Oh, great. Send them in. Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
*'''Yzma''': Fired? W-W-What do you mean, fired?
*'''Kuzco''': Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go, your department's being downsized, you're part of an outppacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option... Take your pick. I got more.
*'''Yzma''': But I-- You--uh-- Uhh. But-- (sits on the throne in shock) But, Your Highness, I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire for--for--for many, many years.
*'''Kuzco''': Hey, hey everybody hits their stride. You just hit yours 50 years ago. So...who's in my chair?
*'''Kronk''': Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?
*'''Kuzco''': Very good, Kronk. Here. Get the snack. (throws the snack)
*'''Kronk''': Got it! Unh! Oof!
(Kronk think tries to catch the snack but falls down the steps) 
*'''Kuzco''': OK, you heard the man. Up, up, up.
*'''Kronk''': I'm OK. I'm fine.
(Yzma storms out in anger) 
*'''Kuzco''': Ah. OK. Show them in.
*'''Pacha''': Ahem. Uh, afternoon, Your Highness. I'm here because I received a summon--
*'''Kuzco''': Hey, there he is! My main village man.
*'''Pacha''': Um, Pacha. 
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' I'm Tino Tonitini, but you may call me Tino for short. And these are my friends. Lor, Carver, Tish,  
*'''Atsuko Kagari:''' And my name's Atsuko Kagari, but you may call me Akko for short. It's a pleasure.
*Cheer Bear: And we're the Care Bears. I'm Cheer. This is Grumpy, Funshine, Share, and Oopsy.
*'''Pacha''': Anyway, I got this summon--
*'''Kuzco''': Pacha. That's right. You are just the man I wanted to see.
*'''Pacha''': I am?
*'''Kuzco''': Word on the street is you can fix my problem. 
(He goes down)
*'''Kuzco''': You can fix my problem, can't you?
*'''Pacha''': Sure. I'll do what I can.
*'''Kuzco''': Good, good. That's just what I wanted to hear.

(The group follows the duo) 

* '''Kuzco''': Are you aware of just how important your village is to the empire?
* '''Pacha''': Well, I know we grow the crops that you use here at the palace. We also herd the llamas that you-- 
(Kuzco shows the model of a village)
*'''Kuzco''': My village?
*'''Kuzco''': Oh, yeah. You got a pretty sweet little setup there on top of that hill, don't you? Ha ha ha!
*'''Pacha''': Yeah. My family has lived on that hilltop for the last 6 generations.
*'''Kuzco''': Uh-huh. So tell me, where do you find you find you get the most sun?
*'''Pacha''': Oh, I'd say just on the other side of those trees. When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.
*'''Kuzco''': Well, that settles it.
*'''Pacha''': Really?
*'''Kuzco''': Yep. Problem solved. Thanks for coming.
*'''Pacha''': That's it? That's all you wanted me for?
*'''Kuzco''': I just needed an insider's opinion before I OK'd this spot for my pool.
*'''Grumpy Bear:''' Wait... a pool?
(Then Kuzco bring out his model of his pool)
*'''Kuzco''': Boo-yah! Welcome to Kuzcotopia, my ultimate summer getaway complete with water slide.
*'''Pacha''': What?
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Um, what?  
*'''Carver Descartes:''' What?!
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' What?!
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' What?!
*'''Akko Kagari:''' Huh?
*'''Kuzco''': Isn't it great? It's my birthday gift to me. Ha! I'm so happy.
*'''Pacha''': Uh...uh... um...I don't understand how this could happen.
*'''Kuzco''': Well, let me clear it up for you. At my birthday celebration tomorrow, I give the word, and your town will be destroyed to make way for this... [Hums Carnival Tune] 
*(Kuzco then knocks the figure off of Pacha's hand)
*'''Kuzco''': So, if I were you, I'd pick up some change-of-address forms on the way home.
*'''Oopsy Bear:''' But where will Pacha, his family and the whole villagers be living for now on?
*'''Kuzco''': Hmm... Don't know, don't care. How's that?
*'''Pacha''': Oh, but wait. You can't--
(The guards stopped him from getting close to the emperor)
*'''Kuzco''': When I give the word, your little town thingy will be bye-bye. Bye-bye!
(The guard push Pacha and the heroes away)
*'''Pacha''': Oh, w--wait. No--
*'''Kuzco''': Heh heh Boohoo. (then Narrating again) Oh, yeah. Everything was goin' my way.