Editing Tino's Adventures of The Emperor's New Groove/Transcript (section)

==='''''The Prologue'''''===
(Tino and his friends journeys off Bahai Bay once again to kingdom far away along with very special friend Akko Kagari, and their newest friends; Oopsy, Cheer, Grumpy, Funshine and Share. Long ago, somewhere deep in the jungle...)

(At the jungle, we see a llama all alone in the rain, when thunder was heard, and he got scared)

*'''Kuzco:''' (narrating) Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Actually, my story. That's right. I'm that llama. The name is Kuzco. Emperor Kuzco. I was the world's nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I tell you what. You go back a ways before I was a llama and this'll all make sense. [Film rewinds to show Kuzco as a baby playing with his toys] Okay. See, now that's a little too far back. Oh, look at me! That's me as a baby! [The stuffed animal's head pops off when Baby Kuzco squeezes it. Baby Kuzco cries, but coos and giggles when more stuffed animals are given to him. Kuzco, narrating offscreen, clears his throat] Okay. Let's move ahead.

(Then we see Kuzco getting ready for the groove, as the title "Tino's Adventures of The Emperor's New Groove" appears, as the crown flies up in the air and back down to the top of Kuzco's head, and he spins around to the audience)

*'''Kuzco:''' Oh yeah.

'''[Theme Song Guy]''' 

''There are despots and dictators. Political manipulators.'' 

''There are blue bloods with the intellects of fleas.'' 

''There are kings and catty tyrants who are so lacking in refinements.'' 

''They'd be better suited swinging from the trees.'' 

''He was born and raised to rule, no one has ever been as cool, in a thousand years of aristocracy.'' 

(As he walk, then the wall is made into a hall way to his throne, then his chairman carries him to the top and gets him on his throne, doing all the responibilites and tires out and lays down)

*'''Kuzco:''' (narrating) Okay. This is the real me. ''[Scene cuts to him as a llama]'' Not this. ''[Cuts back to him as a human, lounging on his throne]'' This. ''[Back to Llama Kuzco]'' Not this. Winner. Loser! Okay. See this palace? Everybody in it is at my command. Check this out. ''[Snaps his fingers]'' Butler! ''[Snaps his fingers again]'' Chef! ''[Camera zooms out showing a giant cake, Kuzco snaps his fingers a third time]'' Theme song guy.
(Then the theme song guys pops out of the cake and sing his theme song, as Emperor Kuzco starts dancing until he bumps into an old man)
* '''Kuzco:''' DOW! You threw off my groove!
* '''Guard:''' I'm sorry but you kinda thrown off the Emperor's groove. 
(The guard grabs his shirt and throw him out the window)
* '''Old man:''' SOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

(Then back to Kuzco and the theme song guy)
*'''Kuzco:''' You were sayin?

(The song continues on as the guards and Kuzco dance along and then Kuzco runs on and kicks the door open)
* '''Kuzco:''' (kicks the door) Ha! BOOM BABY!
*'''Royal Recordkeeper''': Aah! Your Highness, it is time for you to choose your bride.
*'''Kuzco''': All righty. Trot out the ladies. Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes, yikes, yikes, and let me guess. You have a great personality. Is this really the best you could do?
*'''Royal Recordkeeper''': Oh, yes. Oh, no. I mean, perhaps--
*'''Kuzco:''' (narrating) What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up. 

(Outside the palace)

*'''Kuzco:''' (narrating) Anyway, still wondering about that llama in the opening? Well, let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life.

(Cut to Tino and his friends)

*'''Kuzco:''' (narrating) First, this is my descendant, Tino Tonitini. And he's got friends: Lor, Carver, Tish and their witch friend Akko. Oh and these bears are Tino's newest friends, Oopsy, Cheer, Grumpy, Funshine and Share.
*'''Cheer Bear''': We we are. The Aztec kingdom.
*'''Atsuko Kagari''': This can be fun.
*'''Kuzco:''' (narrating) And don't get me wrong, Tino and his friends are the coolest guys ever, until they met this guy.

(They see a peasant, coming up the stairs)
* '''Kuzco:''' (narrating) So, this is Pacha.
* '''Pacha:''' Excuse me, uh, I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco, along with some of my friends. You see I've got this summon and-
* '''Guard:''' Inside, up the stairs and to the left. Just follow the signs. 
* '''Pacha:''' Oh, great. Thanks a lot.
(He follows the signs to see the Emperor)
* '''Kuzco:''' (narrating) Oh and don't be fooled by that folksy peasant look.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' [To the viewers] Oh hey. 
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*'''Pacha''': Oh!
*'''Rudy''': Pardon me. That's mine.
*'''Pacha''': Oh, here you go.
*'''Rudy''': Thank you.
*'''Pacha''': You're welcome. 
*'''Cheer Bear:''' Uh Pacha?
*'''Pacha''': Aah! Oh, hey. Are you all right? Here. Let me, uh--
*'''Rudy''': Oh, you're so very kind.
*'''Pacha''': What happened?
*'''Rudy''': Well, I... I threw off the emperor's groove.
*'''Akko Kagari:''' His grove?
*'''Rudy''': His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life, his pattern of behavior. I threw it off, and the emperor had me thrown out the window.
*'''Pacha''': [Gasps] Oh, really? I'm supposed to see him today.
*'''Rudy''': Don't throw off his groove!
*'''Pacha''': Oh, OK.
*'''Rudy''': Beware the groove.
*'''Pacha''': Hey, are you gonna be all right?
*'''Rudy''': Groove.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' That was weird.
*'''Oopsy Bear''': Wonder why he was shook up for throwing off someone's groove.
*'''Tino Tonitin'''i: No matter we got to get the emperor's throne room.
*'''Kuzco''': (narrating) You see what I mean? These guys are trouble, but as bad as they are, they're nothing compared to what's coming up next.