Editing Tino's Adventures of The Emperor's New Groove/Transcript (section)

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: '''Pacha''': Low blood sugar, huh?
: '''Kuzco''': Yeah. It's a curse. Ha.
: '''Pacha:''' Well, as soon as we get something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way.
: '''Waitress''': [Sighs] Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut, home of the mug...
: '''Kuzco''': [Giggles]
: '''Waitress''': ...of meat. What'll it be?
: '''Pacha''': Ahem. We'll have 2 specials. Is that all right, dear?
: '''Kuzco''': Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin. You know what I like.
: '''Pacha''': Hee hee hee. We're on our honeymoon.
: '''Waitress''': Bless you for coming out in public. So that's 2 specials.
: '''Kuzco''': And an onion log. To split. [Giggles]
: '''Waitress''': Ordering! I need 2 heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop on table 12!
: [Laughing]
: '''Pacha''': OK, so I'll admit this was a good idea.
: '''Kuzco''': When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
: '''Pacha''': That's funny, because I thought you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really bad ideas.
: '''Kuzco''': Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
: '''Waitress''': Hot and crispy pillbug for the happy couple. Mazel tov.
: '''Kuzco''': [Sniffs]
: [Splort]
: '''Pacha''': Oh, boy. [Slurping]
: '''Kuzco''': Ooh. Ugh. Bluh. Urp!
: '''Pacha''': Oh, here. Let me get that for you.
: '''Kuzco''': Bleaggh! Uck!
: '''Pacha''': Where are you going?
: '''Kuzco''': I'm just going to slip into the kitchen and have a word with the chef.
: '''Pacha''': You're gonna get us thrown out.
: '''Kuzco''': Please. With this disguise, I'm invisible.
: '''Man''': Heh heh!
: '''Yzma''': We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel. I should have done away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance.
: '''Pacha''': [Coughing]
: '''Kronk''': Oh, you really gotta stop beating yourself up about that.
: [Squeak]
: '''Kronk''': Uh-oh. I'll get you another one, Yzma. Yo.
: '''Pacha''': [Gasps]
: '''Kronk''': You using that fork there, pal? Hey, don't I know you?
: '''Pacha''': I don't think so.
: '''Kronk''': Wrestled you in high school?
: '''Pacha''': Don't remember that.
: '''Kronk''': Metal shop? I got it! Miss Narca's interpretive dance--2 semesters. Is was usually in the back of my weak ankles. Come on, pal. You gotta help me out here.
: '''Pacha''': I don't think we've ever met, but I gotta go.
: '''Kronk''': Don't worry. I'll think of it.
: '''Kuzco''': Look, all I know is the food looked iffy. I'm not the only one that thinks that, I'm sure.
: '''Pacha''': Psst! Hey!
: '''Kuzco''': So I'm just checking to make sure you're going to take the main course up a notch.
: '''Yzma''': Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
: '''Kronk''': Hang on. I'll go ask the chef.
: '''Kuzco''': It's a simple question. Is there or is there not anything edible... on this menu?
: '''Chef''': Gah!
: [Gasps]
: '''Kuzco''': Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet!
: '''Kronk''': Hey, pal, what's your policy on making special orders?
: '''Chef''': All right, buster, that's it! You want a special order, then you make it! I quit!
: '''Kronk''': Yeah, but I--
: '''Chef''': I try and I try, but there's no respect for anyone with vision. That's it! There's just nothing I can do about it!
: '''Kronk''': Please don't go.
: '''Waitress''': 3 pork combos, extra bacon on the side, 2 chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?
: '''Kronk''': 3 oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill, got it.
: '''Kuzco''': What's going on?
: '''Pacha''': No time to explain. We gotta get out of here.
: '''Yzma''': What is he doing in there?
: '''Pacha''': Uhh! Come on!
: '''Kuzco:''' In a minute. I'm still hungry.
: '''Pacha''': No, Kuzco!
: '''Kuzco''': OK, I'll make it simple for you. I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast. You got it?
: '''Kronk''': Can do.
: '''Yzma''': What's taking so long?
: '''Kronk''': Pickup!
: '''Yzma''': Kronk! What are you doing?
: '''Kronk''': Kinda busy here.
: '''Yzma''': Why am I not surprised?
: '''Kronk''': You order's up!
: '''Yzma''': Ohh! Oh, well, while you're at it, make me the special. And hold the gravy!
: '''Kronk''': Check. Pickup!
: '''Kuzco''': You know what? On second thought, make my omelet a meat pie.
: '''Kronk''': Meat pie. Check.
: '''Yzma''': Kronk!
: [Screech]
: '''Yzma''': Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
: '''Kronk''': I'll have you to charge you full price.
: '''Yzma''': Ooh!
: '''Kuzco''': Hey, about a side of potatoes, my buddy?
: '''Kronk''': You got it. Want cheese on those potatoes?
: '''Yzma''': Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine.
: '''Kronk''': Cheddar spuds coming up.
: '''Kuzco''': Spuds yes, cheese no.
: '''Kronk''': Hold the cheese.
: '''Yzma''': No, I want the cheese.
: '''Kuzco''': Cheese me no likee.
: '''Kronk''': Cheese out.
: '''Yzma''': Cheese in!
: '''Kronk''': Come on, make up your mind!
: '''Kuzco''': OK, OK, on second thought...
: '''Both''': Make my potatoes a salad.
: [Slurp]
: [Slurp]
: '''Pacha''': Excuse me. You see that woman over there? [Mumbling]
: '''Waitress''': No problem, hon. We do that all the time.
: '''Waiters''': ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4! Happy, happy birthday from all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday, so we could party, too! Happy, happy birthday, may all your dreams come true- ♪
: '''Kronk''': Ha ha ha! It's your birthday?
: '''Kuzco''': [Grunting] What are you doing?
: '''Pacha''': Look, there's 2 people in there looking for you.
: '''Kuzco''': What?
: '''Pacha''': A big guy and a skinny old woman.
: '''Kuzco''': Wait. Was this woman scary beyond all reason?
: '''Pacha''': Oh, yeah.
: '''Kuzco''': That's Yzma and Kronk! I'm saved!
: '''Pacha''': Trust me, they're not here to save you.
: '''Kuzco''': They'll take me back to the palace. Thanks for your help. You've been great. I can take it from here.
: '''Pacha''': You don't understand. They're trying to kill you.
: '''Kuzco''': Kill me? Their whole world revolves around me.
: '''Pacha''': No. I can't let you!
: '''Kuzco''': What? Wha-- Oh, I get it!
: '''Pacha''': What?
: '''Kuzco''': You don't want to take me back to the palace. You want to keep me stranded out here forever.
: '''Pacha''': No!
: '''Kuzco''': This has all been an act, and I almost fell for it.
: '''Pacha''': Will you just listen to me--
: '''Kuzco''': No, no, you listen to me. All you care about is your stupid hilltop!
: '''Pacha''': What?
: '''Kuzco''': You don't care about me. Now, just get out of here. Go!
: '''Pacha''': But--
: '''Kuzco''': Go on! Get outta here!
: '''Pacha''': Fine! Hmph!
: '''Yzma''': Oh, this entire mess is all your fault.
: '''Kronk''': What'd I do?
: '''Yzma''': If you hadn't mixed up those poisons, Kuzco would be dead now! There'll be no more diversions until we track that llama down and kill him!
: '''Kronk''': Said I was sorry. Can't just let it go. Not even your birthday.
: '''Yzma''': Kuzco must be eliminated. The empire will finally be rid of that useless slug.
: '''Kronk''': You got a point. Nobody really seems to care that he's gone, do they?
: '''Kuzco''': Pacha! Pacha!? [Sighs]