Editing Tino's Adventures of Everyone's Hero/Transcript (section)

=== Mr. Irving gets fired/The search for the bat begins ===
*'''Stanley Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> Mr. </span>Robinson.
*'''Mr. Robinson:''' Good morning, Stanley. Mrs. Irving. I'm sorry to bother you so early, but we have a real problem here.
*'''Stanley Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>What sort of a problem, sir?
*'''Mr. Robinson:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>This is Officer Bryant.
*'''Stanley Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Hello
*'''Officer Bryant:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Someone broke into the Yankees' locker room. Babe Ruth's bat is missing.
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*'''Yankee Irving: '''Wait. There was this security guard!
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*'''Mr. Robinson: '''You took your son into the locker room?
*'''Stanley Irving: '''It was just for a minute.
*'''Officer Bryant: '''Do you mind if I look in his room?
*'''Emily Irving:''' Excuse me, my son is not a thief.
(He enters the room)
*'''Screwie: '''Oh, officer, thank goodness you're here. This kid and his friends are crazy. First, he put me in the underpants drawer, then he pushed me underwater, and then he forced me to meatloaf. Meatloaf! Are you listening?!
*'''Mr. Robinson: '''What am I gonna tell the Babe? We need to pack the gear for Chicago today.
*'''Officer Bryant: '''The bat's not here.<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Son, if you know what happened to the bat, you need to come clean now.
*'''Yankee Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>But that's what I'm trying to tell you.
*'''Mr. Robinson:''' Stanley, this is a real mess.
*'''Stanley Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>I know, Mr. Robinson.
*'''Mr. Robinson:''' As the General Manager of the New York Yankees, I have no other choice. You're fired.
*'''Emily Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Fired?
*'''Stanley Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Mr.  Robinson, please.
*'''Mr. Robinson:''' Stanley, someone has to be held responsible. It was your shift. If Babe's bat is found, then I'll reconsider, but, until then, I'm sorry.
*'''Emily Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Stanley, what are we gonna do? We're gonna be out on the streets.
*'''Stanley Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>I'll get another job. I'll get two jobs.
*'''Emily Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>There are no jobs.
*'''Stanley Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Yankee, you were alone in that locker room. Now the bat's missing.
*'''Emily Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Stanley...
*'''Stanley Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Emily. (to Yankee) There was no security guard on duty.
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*'''Yankee Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Yes, there was. Maybe he took the bat.
*'''Stanley Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>That's enough. Son, what happened to the bat?!
*'''Yankee Irving:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>I don't know.
*'''Stanley Irving:''' Go to your room!
*'''Yankee Irving:''' Why won't you believe me?
*'''Stanley Irving:''' Go to your room!
(Yankee obeys and heads to his room upset)
* '''Screwie: '''What was all that? What's with the coppers?
* '''Yankee Irving: '''Someone stole Babe Ruth's bat.
* '''Tino Tonitini: '''What?
* '''Ash Ketchum: '''WHAAAT?!
* '''Shaggy Rogers: '''What?!
* '''Littlefoot: '''What?
* '''Cera: '''What?!
* '''SpongeBob:''' What?!
* '''Thomas: '''What?
* '''Kim Possible: '''What?
* '''Pinkie Pie: '''What?!
* '''Screwie: '''Good.
* '''Yankee Irving: '''Screwie, my dad got fired.
* '''Screwie: '''Not good.
* '''Yankee Irving: '''Why would someone steal Babe's lucky bat? The Yankees will lose the series for sure.
*'''Screwie: '''Ooh, kid. You've been watching too many newsreels. The lucky baseball bat was a bunch maloginay.
* '''Yankee Irving: '''How would you know? You were only in for one pitch
*'''Screwy: '''Ooh, that hurt.
* '''Yankee Irving: '''That guard had to take the bat.
*'''Screwie: '''Why would a Yankee security guard stole Babe Ruth's bat? Now if it were Chicago Cubs security guard that I would believe
*'''Velma Dinkley: '''I'm not so sure about that.
*'''Ash Ketchum: '''Yeah, no Chicago Cubs player has a lucky bat.
*'''Littlefoot: '''Maybe Screwy's right.
* '''Yankee Irving: '''Wait a minute!
(He gets up and takes his box of baseball cards with Screwy falls down off the bed and rolling inside a sock)
*'''Screwie: '''I can't breathe! I can't breathe! (Inhales) I still can't breathe! (Yankee picks up a Chicago Cubs card of Lefty Magginis)
* '''Yankee Irving: '''Hey, I knew I'd seen that face before!
* '''Screwy: '''What are you babbling about?
*'''Thomas: '''Yeah, what is it?
* '''Yankee Irving: '''The security guard was Lefty Magginis, pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.
* '''Screwy: '''Lefty's the biggest cheater who ever stepped on a mound.
* '''Fred Jones: '''I heard about him. My dad told me about him, he was banned from baseball for doing illegal pitches including the booger ball. Want to see the booger ball?
* '''Daphne Blake: '''Ew. No.
* '''Yankee Irving: '''Lefty stole the bat, so Babe can't hit. The Yankees will lose the series. I got to tell Dad!
* '''Screwie:''' Yeah, and don't forget to mention that you heard it from your friendly neighborhood talking baseball.
* '''Sandy Cheeks:''' Yankee, this is just a crazy theory and even if it were true, no one's gonna believe you. You don't have any proof.
* '''Yankee Irving: '''Then I'll get some proof.

* '''Screwie:''' How? Most of the Cubs are heading for Chicago. What're you gonna do? Sneak out of the house, go down to Penn Station, and search every single passenger? (Yankee grins)
* '''Yankee Irving: '''Right.
* '''Screwie:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span>Oh no.
* '''Yankee Irving:''' If we go to Penn Station, we may catch him there. 
* '''SpongeBob:''' That's a great idea.
* '''Tino:''' You're right, SpongeBob, we'll catch him and prove Stanley's innocence and he'll get his job back.
* '''Screwie:'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> I got to learn to keep my mouth shut.</span>
<span style="font-weight:normal;">(He goes to his closet and gets dressed)</span>
* '''Screwie: '''This can't work. You're just a kid and this is the real world, not some fantasy land - filled with gumdrop fairies and..

* '''Yankee Irving: '''You're coming with me.
* '''Tino Tonitini: '''I'm coming with you!
* '''Ash Ketchum: '''Me too.
* '''Scooby-Doo: '''Re Roo.
* '''Kim Possible: '''Me too.
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*'''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' I do!
*'''Sandy Cheeks:''' I do!
*'''Patrick Star:''' I do.
*'''Squidward Tentacles:''' I don't.
*'''Eugene Krabs:''' Oh yes, you do! You can't stay here by yourself. You're coming with us to get Babe Ruth's bat or you're fired!
*'''Squidward Tentacles:''' (''grumbles'')
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* '''Yankee Irving:''' Screwie, we have to do this for my dad. (Yankee gives a puppy dog pout to Screwie)