Tino's Adventures of Cars/Transcript

Here is the Transcript of Tino's Adventures of Cars.

Opening/Meeting Lightning McQueen[edit | edit source]

(The screen shows a dark background as Lightning McQueen's voice is heard.)
Lightning McQueen: (inhales and exhales deeply) OK... Here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed.
(The screen then shows some racecars whizzing past on a racetrack, then goes back to dark again.)
Lightning McQueen: One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast.
(The screen then shows McQueen from the back of his left side as he accelerates and gains on a racecar. Then the screen goes dark again.)
Lightning McQueen: Breakfast. Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast. A little breck-y could be good for me. No, no, no, stay focused. Speed.
(The screen then shows racecars whizzing along the racetrack as the camera moves to the right. The screen then goes dark again.)
Lightning McQueen: I'm faster than fast. Quicker than quick. I am lightning!
Mack: (pounds on his trailer door) Hey, Lightning! You ready?
(Real Gone plays as the trailer door opens.)
Lightning McQueen: Oh, yeah! Lightning's ready!

(The song, "Real Gone", plays as Lightning exits the trailer and revs his engine

Lightning McQueen: Yo, Chuck. Chuck, what are you doing? You're blockin' the camera! Everyone wants to see the bolt.
Not Chuck: What?!
Lightning McQueen: Now, back away.
Not Chuck: (groans and slams his air wrench towards the ground) That's it! Come on, guys.

(The Rust-eze pitties then leave.)

Lightning McQueen: (as one of the pitties drops his side onto the ground) Ow! Whoa, team! Where are you going?
Not Chuck: We quit, Mr. One-Man Show!
Lightning McQueen: Oh, OK, leave. Fine. (chuckles) How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas?

(The crowd then laughs.)

Lightning McQueen: Adios, Chuck!
Not Chuck: And my name is not Chuck!
Lightning McQueen: Oh, whatever.
Tino Tonitini:
Lightning McQueen: I'm Lightning McQueen. Nice to meet you. I've never seen cars like you before.
Sunset Shimmer: We are not cars. We are humans.
Rita: Except the animals talk like humans, but they are humans.
Blisstina: And it's hard to explain but we're from a totally different world that's not much like yours.
Lightning McQueen: So you are saying you all are from another world?
Scooby-Doo: That's right.
Robotgirl: It's kind of a long story.

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Lightning McQueen: Yeah, yeah. That would be great we should totally...
Harv: Ok, I gotta jump kid. Let me know how it goes. I'm out. (The call ends and dials tone hums)
Lightning McQueen: (sighs)
Rita: