Editing Tino's Adventures of Beauty and the Beast/Transcript (section)

=== Scene 6 ===
(Fade out/Fade in to ext of Belle's room. Door creaks open. Belle others silently emerges) 

*'''Belle''': Okay, the coast is clear.

(We see them feet go by as three bright spots shine through a curtain at floor level. Behind it are Lumière and Featherduster.)

* '''Featherduster''': Oh, no!
* '''Lumière''': Oh, yes!
* '''Featherduster''': Oh, no!
* '''Lumière''': Oh, yes, yes, yes!
* '''Featherduster''': I've been burnt by you before!

(Lumière and Featherduster have emerged and Lumière takes her in his arms. Suddenly he looks up and sees Belle walking down the hall. He drops Featherduster.)

* '''Featherduster''': Oof!
* '''Lumière''': Zut alors, they've emerged!
(They go down the steeps)

* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' I don't think this is a good idea.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Well, we can't just starve ourselves to death. Besides, we can't sleep on an empty stomach.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Anything to eat here, tan my mom's weird cooking back home.
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' We'll need our strength up if we were to escape this castle... I mean sleep. I can't go to sleep hungry.
* '''Belle''': Alright, but we have to be quick and quiet.
(Cut to kitchen, where we find Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts, Chip and the Stove.)
*'''Mrs. Potts''': Come on, Chip. Into the cupboard with your brothers and sisters. (helping him in)
*'''Chip''': But I'm not sleepy.
*'''Mrs. Potts''': Yes you are.
* '''Chip''': No, I'm...not. (He falls asleep and Mrs. Potts shuts the cupboard door.)
(A banging of pots and pans comes from the Stove.)
*'''Stove''': I work and I slave all day, and for what? A culinary masterpiece gone to waste.
*'''Mrs. Potts''': Oh, stop your grousing. It's been a long night for all of us.
*'''Cogsworth''': Well, if you ask me? They were was just being stubborn. After all, the master did say 'please.'
*'''Mrs. Potts''': But if the master doesn't learn to control that temper, he'll never break the--
(Belle and the others enters, and Cogsworth cuts off Mrs. Potts before she can say 'spell.')
*'''Cogsworth''': (interrupting) Splendid to see you out and about, mademoiselle, et Messieurs.
(Lumière comes running in.)
*'''Cogsworth''': I am Cogsworth, head of the household.
(He leans over to kiss her hand, but Lumière butts in front of him.)
*'''Cogsworth''': This is Lumière.
*'''Lumière''': En chante, cherie, et Messieurs.
*'''Cogsworth''': (trying to talk around Lumière who is still kissing Belle's hand) If there's anything...stop that...that we can...please (finally shoving him out of the way)...to make your stay more comfortable for everyone here, (Lumière burns the hand of Cogsworth) Ow!!!!
* '''Belle''': We are a little hungry.
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' I know we've been pretty rude earlier, so we apologize.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' So if it's not too much trouble. Would you be so kind to give us something to eat? Perhaps you got any pizza?
*'''Mrs. Potts''': (excited, to the other tea pots) You are? Hear that? they're hungry. Stoke the fire, break out the silver, wake the China.
(The fire on the STOVE roars to life, and drawers open to reveal silverwarestanding at attention.)
* '''Cogsworth''': (secretively) Remember what the master said.
*'''Mrs. Potts''': Oh, pish tosh. I'm not going to let the poor dears go hungry.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' I glad she's on our side.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' And she called us "dears" how nice. I'm starting to like this.
*'''Cogsworth''': (thinking he is giving in to the ultimate demand) Oh, all right. Glass of water, crust of bread, and then--
*'''Lumière''': Cogsworth, I am surprised at you. They're not our prisoners. They're our guests. We must make them feel welcome here. (to Belle) Right this way, mademoiselle, et Messieurs.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Thanks, Lumière.
*'''Cogsworth''': Well keep it down. If the master finds out about this, it will be our necks!
*'''Lumière''': Of course, of course. But what is dinner without a little music?
(Lumière has started out the swinging door. He lets it close, and the door hits Cogsworth and sends him across the room to land in a panfilled with (what looks like) pancake batter. He screams his line as he is in flight.)
* '''Cogsworth''': MUSIC!?!
(Cut to dining room, where Belle is seated at the end of a long table. Lumière is on the table and a spotlight shines on him.)
*'''Lumière''': Ma chere, my friends. It is with deepest pride pleasure and greatest pride that I welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents...your dinner.
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''Be our guest, be our guest''
::''Put our service to the test,''
::''tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie''
::''and we provide the rest!''
(The CHAIR has wrapped a napkin around the neck of Belle, who takes it off and places it on her lap. The CHAIR's arms put it's hands on it's 'waist' as if it were mad.)
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres''
::''Why we only live to serve''
::''Try the grey stuff, it's delicious''
::''Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!''
(Lumière offers Belle a plate of hors d'oeuvres. She dips her finger in one, and tastes it.)
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''They can sing, they can dance''
::''After all, Eveyone, this is France!''
::''And a dinner here is never second best!''
::''Go on unfold your menu, take a glance and then you'll''
::''Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest!''
(A cabinet at the end of the table opens to reveal a large China collection, which rolls out and begins to perform. Lumière hands Belle a menu, which she begins to read.)
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''Beef ragout, cheese souffle,''
::''Pie and pudding en flambe!''
::''We'll prepare and serve with flair''
::''A culinary cabaret!''
(plates of food go dancing by, with Cogsworth in the pudding. Lumière sets his torch to it, and it explodes, turning Cogsworth's face black with soot.)
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''You're alone and you're scared,''
::''But the banquet's all prepared!''
::''No one's gloomy or complaining,''
::''While the flatware's entertaining!''
(The FLATWARE enters a 'Busby Berlkley-esque' swimming scene.)
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''We tell jokes, I do tricks''
::''With my fellow candlesticks''
(Lumière, standing on a plate, is elevated and begins to juggle his candles. Mugs enter the shot.)
:'''[Mugs]'''
::''And it's all in perfect taste''
::''That you can bet!!!''
(The Mugs begin a gymnastics routine, hopping over one another and passing a beverage from one to the next)
: '''[All]'''
::''Come on and lift your glass,''
::''You've won your own free pass''
::''To be our guest, be our guest, be our guest!''
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest!''
:'''[All]'''
::''Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest!''
(ALL leave except Cogsworth, who looks scared, then begins to inch away. Lumière enters and holds him there.)
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''Life is so unnerving,''
::''For a servant who's not serving!''
::''He's not whole without a soul to wait upon''
*'''Cogsworth''': Get off!
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''Ah, those good old days when we were useful''
::''Suddenly, those good old days are gone.''
(Lumière sings as if he were reminiscing. Snow begins to fall. Cogsworth looks up and sees the salt and pepper shakers doing their thing.)
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''Ten years we've been rusting''
::''Needing so much more than dusting''
::''Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!''
(Lumière dusts the salt of the head of Cogsworth, who tries to escape. He trips and falls into the gelatin mold.)
:'''[Lumière]'''
::''Most days just lay around the castle,''
::''Flabby fat and lazy''
::''You walked in, and oops-a-daisie!''
(Lumière jumps on a spoon in the gelatin, which catapults Cogsworth out of the mold. Cut to kitchen, where Mrs. Potts is surrounded by soap bubbles.)
:'''[Mrs. Potts]'''
::''It's a guest, it's a guest!''
::''Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!''
::''Wine's been poured and thank the Lord''
::''I've had the napkins freshly pressed!''
(Mrs. Potts continues to dance around the kitchen)
:'''[Mrs. Potts]'''
::''With dessert, They've want tea,''
::''And my dear, that's fine with me!''
::''While the cups do their soft shoeing,''
::''I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing!''

::''I'll get warm, piping hot''
::''Heaven's sake, is that a spot?''
::''Clean it up, we want the company impressed!''
::''We've got a lot to do--''
::''Is it one lump or two?''
::''For you our guests!''
(Mrs. Potts is cleaned off by a napkin. She hops onto the tea cart and rolls into the dining room, where she offers tea to Belle.)
:'''[All]'''
::''She's our guest!''
:'''[Mrs. Potts]'''
::''They're our guest!''

:'''[All]'''
::''She's our guest!''
::''Be our guest! Be our guest!''
::''Our command is your request!''
::''It's ten years since we had anybody here''
::''And we're obsessed!''

::''With your meal, with your ease,''
::''Yes indeed, we aim to please''
::''While the candlelight's still glowing''
::''Let us help you, we'll keep going--''
(The China and candlesticks perform an elaborately choreographed dance sequence, ending in a c.u. of Lumière.)
:'''[Lumière and All]'''
::''Course, by course''
::''One by one''
::'''Til you shout "Enough, I'm done!"'''
::''Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest''
::''Tonight you'll prop your feet up,''
::''But for let's eat up''
::''Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please Be our guest!!''
(A fantastic ending comes of the song, with SILVERWARE flying through the air, plates and Featherdusters dancing, and Cogsworth the focus of attention, until Lumière comes sliding in and sends him flying out of camera range.)
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Oncore! Oncore!
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' That song was fantastic!
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Dude! That was a great show!
*'''Belle''': Bravo! That was wonderful!
*'''Cogsworth''': Thank you, thank you, mademoiselle, et Missieurs. Yes, good show, wasn't it everyone. (Looking at his own face) Oh, my goodness, will you look at the time. Now, it's off to bed, off to bed!
(Lumière comes up next to Cogsworth.)
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' But we can't go to bed now. It is our first time in the enchanted castle.
*'''Cogsworth''': Enchanted? Who said anything about the castle being enchanted?
(He tries to cover it up, just as a fork runs past. To Lumière)
* '''Cogsworth''': It was you, wasn't it!
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Let's just say, we figured it out for ourselves.
(Cogsworth and Lumière have been fighting. They both look at her, then stop. Cogsworth dusts himself off, and Lumière fixes his wax nose.)
*'''Belle''': We like to look around, if that's all right.
*'''Lumière''': (excited) Oh! Would you like a tour?
*'''Cogsworth''': Wait a second, wait a second. I'm not sure that's such a good idea. (Confidentially, to Lumière) We can't let 'em go poking around in certain places, if you know what I mean.
*'''Belle''': (Poking Cogsworth in the belly (like the Pillsbury doughboy)) Perhaps you could take us.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Yeah, Cogsworth. I'm sure you know everything around the castle you can show us.
*'''Cogsworth''': (flattered) Well, actually, ah yes, I do!