Editing Tino's Adventures of Beauty and the Beast/Transcript (section)

=== Scene 2 ===

* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Hold on, it's just me or is everyone form this village is singing about Belle? 
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' Well, it's not just you Tino. 
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Oh come on, you two. They're just minding their own business.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Well she's got a point. [He just spotted Belle] At least we finally caught up with Belle.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Well what should we do? Do we say hi to her? 
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Well that's the case then so be it. But I think we let Tino lead the way.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Uh, what? Me?
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Yes, you Tino. Since Pooh made you leader of our team in the first place, it's only fair that you have the honor of going first.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Ti, are you sure about about this?
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Yes, if I must.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Sure glad it's not me.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' You go right ahead, Tino.
(Tino walks torus to Belle, as he get closer to her, Belle stopped. He stop for a moment for talking to the viewer again) 

*'''Tino Tonitini:''' [To the viewers again] I'm pretty sure that Belle noticed I'm behind her and she pop up and say hello. It's only a guess, but you know I'm right, don't ya?

(Suddenly, Tino hear Belle's voice)

* '''Belle:''' Oh, hello.

(Tino turns around and saw Belle, as the moment she saw her, he freezes up and falls on the ground)

*'''Belle:''' Oh, dear. Are you alright? [Walks over to Tino]
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' [Gets up] I'm alright, just a little surprised.
*'''Belle:''' Sorry if I scared you like that.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Nah, he's always like that.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Do not.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' We just wanted to meet you in person. Sorry if we'd bothered you.
*'''Belle:''' Why would I be bothered. You kids are fine with me.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Excuse me, but do you find it odd?
*'''Belle:''' No. Where did you kids come from?
*'''Carver Descartes:''' We're from a far away place called Bahia Bay.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' It's kinda a very long story. You wouldn't believe us.
*'''Belle:''' I'm talking to a group of children who dress funny here. I'll believe everything you say.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' I starting to like her already.
*'''Belle:''' I believe we been introduced yet, I'm Belle. And you are?
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Well for starters, This is Carver, Lor, and Tish. And I'm Tino Tonitini. But you can call me Tino.
*'''Belle:''' Pleased to meet you.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Likewise, sorry if we bothered you. It's our first time in France.
*'''Belle:''' It's alright, I just didn't expect you all to come here this morning while I'm heading back home after I got this book.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' For real?!
*'''Belle:''' Yes! I just finished the most wonderful story, about a beanstalk and an ogre and-
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:'''' Wait, wouldn't be story of Jack and the Beanstalk, would it?
*'''Belle:''' Yes, but how did you know?
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Let's just say that I read that story few time during my school back at home.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Not to mention that she read all the books she gets, like Moby Dick, King Midas and the Golden Touch, King Arthur, and the--
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Alright Lor, she gets the picture!
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Oh right.
*'''Belle:''' [Chuckes] Well....not everybody in this village has my interest in books.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Say Belle, don't you suppose we could tag along with you to your home?
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' But Tino, we just met her.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Yeah, Ti. How come you wanted as to go with her to her home?
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Well, there's no time like the present. Besides, we can have fun with her.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' One thing about Tino. He sure makes plans for every weekend.
*'''Belle:''' I wouldn't mind staying with me. I could use some company. So, why not?
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Thanks, Belle.
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Another thing though. The villagers say stuff about how "odd" you are.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Yeah, saying some stuff like about you that is not very nice.
*'''Belle:''' Oh don't worry about that, guys. Like I just said before, not everyone has my interest.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' I know we just met. But we're seem to be interested in your books.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' And we wouldn't mind hearing you reading your stories. 
*'''Belle:''' That's very kind of you. Let's head back to my place. I can introduce you to my father.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Well, since you put it that way. We would love to meet your father.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' [in Rainbow Dash's voice] So, what are we waiting for? Let's get going. 
(Suddenly, Gaston just show up nowhere)
*'''Gaston''': Hello, Belle.
*'''Belle''': Bonjour, Gaston. 
*'''Gaston''': And what do we have here, a bunch of kids in weird clothing.
(Tish stammers in response of what he said)
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Weird clothing?! Now look here you! You don't have the right to judge the way we are dressed up, this is normal clothing in the 21st century!
*'''Gaston:''' Century, smentury.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' For your information, wise guy. We're a bunch of kids who come from Bahia Bay. And just who are you?
*'''Gaston:''' Name's Gaston. I'm the greatest hunter in the village. And I hunt animals for sport.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Of course, it's all clear now.
*'''Gaston:''' I'm sure kids like you wouldn't understand. You're not tough enough.
(They frown at that comment)
*'''Gaston''': Now, what're you all doing here?
*'''Belle''': They came for a visit, Gaston. Now if you'll excuse-- [Gaston grabs the book from Belle] Gaston, may I have my book, please?
*'''Gaston''': How can you read this? There’s no pictures!
*'''Belle''': Well, some people use their imaginations.
*'''Gaston''': Belle, it’s about time you got your head out of those books [tossing book into the mud] and paid attention to more important things.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Really, like what?
*'''Gaston''': Like me!

(''The Bimbettes, who are looking on, sigh.'')

* '''Gaston''': The whole town’s talking about it. (Belle has picked up the book and is cleaning off the mud'')'' It’s not right for a woman to read--soon she starts getting ideas… and thinking.
* '''Belle''': Gaston, you are positively primeval.
* '''Gaston''': (Putting his hand around her shoulders) Why thank you, Belle. Hey, whaddaya say you and me take a walk over to the tavern and have a look at my hunting trophies.
* '''Belle''': Maybe some other time.
* '''Bimbette 1''': What’s wrong with her?
* '''Bimbette 2''': She’s crazy!
* '''Bimbette 3''': He’s gorgeous!
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' I don't wanna be this aggressive, but I think this Gaston is beginning to get on my nerves.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Yeah, he's obnoxious. 
* '''Belle''': Please, Gaston. I can't. we have to get home and help my father. Goodbye. 
* '''Lefou:''' Ha ha ha, that crazy old loon, he need all the help he can get!

(Gaston and Lefou laugh heartily)

* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Hey you two! That's not nice!
* '''Belle''': Don't you talk about my father that way!
*'''Gaston''': Yeah, don't talk about her father that way! [He conks Lefou on the head]
* '''Belle''': My father's not crazy! He's a genius!

(Explosion in background.)

* '''Carver Descartes:''' In the name of all that's holy, what was that?!!
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' It came from your house Let's go!

(Gaston and Lefou continue laughing. Belle, Tino and others rushes home and descends into the basement.)

* '''Belle''': Papa?
* '''Maurice''': How on earth did that happen? Dog gonnit! (He pulls the barrel off his waist, along with his pants.)
* '''Belle''': Are you all right, Papa?
* '''Maurice''': I'm about ready to give up on this hunk of junk! (kicking machine)
* '''Belle''': You always say that.
* '''Maurice''': I mean it, this time. I'll never get this boneheaded contraption to work.
* '''Belle''': Yes, you will. And you'll win first prize at the fair tomorrow
* '''Maurice''': Hmmmph!
* '''Belle''': ...and become a world famous inventor!
* '''Maurice''': You really believe that?
* '''Belle''': I always have.
* '''Maurice''': Well, what are we waiting for. I'll have this thing fixed in no time. (sliding under machine) Hand me that dog-legged clencher there...
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' The dog-legged what? 
* '''Belle:''' It's okay, Tino, I got it. 
* '''Maurice''': [VO] So, did you have a good time in town today?
*'''Belle''': I got a new book. And some new friends I like you to meet. 
* '''Maurice''': New friends? [Looks at Tino and his friends] Why, hello there, little fellas.
* '''Belle:''' They're Tino, Lor, Carver and Tish. They're from Bahia Bay.
* '''Maurice''': Bahia Bay, huh? I never heard of that place.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Bahia Bay where we live. We hang out on the beach, go to mall, the arcade, pizza places
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' And the history museum.
* '''Maurice''': Incredible. Well, what brings you all the way out here?
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Well, yiou see we're here for our first adventure her in France after our vacation with Lor's cousin TJ.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' And we saved the world from a nutcase who hates recess and vacations.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' And let's just say we'd traveled all this way to visit your village, and see what it's like.
* '''Maurice''': Well, let me say it is my pleasure to welcome you all to our little town. I'm Maurice. 
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Pleasure to meet you, Maurice, sir. Your daughter, Belle has been very welcoming.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' That's right. We went around the village looking for your daughter. And she's a remarkable woman.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' You got that right, Ti. And her intellect is beyond a woman her age!
* '''Maurice''': Yes, that's my Belle for you. 
*'''Belle:''' Oh please, I'm not that special. Papa, do you think I'm odd?
* '''Maurice''': My daughter? Odd? (Appears from under machine with bizarre goggle contraption on his head distorting his eyes) Where would you get an idea like that?
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Don't be silly. We don't think you're odd.
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Lor's right. You're not really odd to us.
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' You're a nice person.
*'''Belle''': Thanks, but... It's just I'm not sure I fit in here. There's no one I can really talk to.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' But what about us, Belle? You can talk to us.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Even though we did just met. You can still talk to us whenever you want. 
* '''Belle''': You're very kind. 
* '''Maurice''': What about that Gaston? He's a handsome fellow!
* '''Belle''': He's handsome all right, and rude and conceited and...
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Overall obnoxious. And has bad manners?
* '''Belle''': Exactly! Oh Papa, he's not for me!
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' I don't blame you. I don't like that Gaston guy!
* '''Maurice''': Well, don't you worry, cause this invention's going to be the start of a new life for us. (Comes out from under machine) I think that's done it. Now, let's give it a try. (MACHINE whirs and chops wood, just as it should)
* '''Belle''': It works!
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Wow!
* '''Maurice''': It does? It does!
* '''Belle''': You did it! You really did it!
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Maurice, that was fantastic!
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Congraduations!
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Dude, we knew you can do it!
* '''Maurice''': Hitch up Phillipe, girl. I'm off to the fair! (Log strikes him in the head, knocking him out)

(Fade to later in the day)

* '''Belle''': Good bye, Papa! Good luck!
* '''Maurice''': Good bye, everyone! And take care while I'm gone!
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' I hope he wins that prize.
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' And if he wins, pizza's on me!
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Now we're talking. But what do we do now?
* '''Belle''': Well, we can go back in the house and read some books, if you're interested. 
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' I couldn't agree more, Belle. Now let's pick a book and -
(Things get thrown at her)
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Not quite what I had in mind!

(Maurice and Phillipe continue on their journey until they become lost)

* '''Maurice''': We should be there by now. Maybe we missed a turn. I guess I should have taken a...wait a minute. (Lifts lantern to illuminate sign giving directions to Anaheim and Valencia) Let's go this way!

(Phillipe looks right, at a dark, overgrown path, then left towards a more inviting route, then begins to go left)

* '''Maurice''': Come on, Phillipe! It's a shortcut. We'll be there in no time!

(Phillipe and Maurice continue through the dark.)

* '''Maurice''': This can't be right. Where have you taken us, Phillipe? We'd better turn around...and...whoa...whoa boy, whoa Phillipe. Oh, oh! Look out!

(A swarm of bats fly out of a tree. Phillipe runs through the forest avoiding everything until he almost runs over the edge of a cliff)

* '''Maurice''': Back up! Back up! Back up! Good boy, good boy. That's good, that's--back up! Steady. Steady! Hey now. Steady. (Phillipe finally bucks him off.) Phillipe! (Phillipe runs away, leaving Maurice on the edge of the cliff.) Phillipe? Oh no!

(He looks up and sees wolves growling at him. Maurice runs away, being chased by the wolves. He stumbles down a hill, and lands at the gate of a castle. He grabs the locked gate and tries to shake it open.)

* '''Maurice''': Help! Is someone there?

(The gate opens, and Maurice runs in. He slams the gate in the faces of the wolves. Leaving his hat on the ground as the rain begins to fall, Maurice runs to the castle and bangs on the door. It creaks open and he enters, cautiously.)

* '''Maurice''': Hello? Hello?

(Watching from a table near the entrance are Lumière and Cogsworth)

* '''Lumière''': (Barely whispering) Old fellow must have lost his way in the woods.
* '''Cogsworth''': (Also whispering) Keep quiet! Maybe he'll go away.
* '''Maurice''': Is someone there?
* '''Cogsworth''': Not a word, Lumière. Not one word!
* '''Maurice''': I don't mean to intrude, but I've lost my horse and I need a place to stay for the night.
* '''Lumière''': (looking at Cogsworth like a child having just found a lost puppy) Oh Cogsworth, have a heart.
* '''Cogsworth''': Shush shush shhhhh!

(Cogsworth puts hand over Lumière's mouth, who promptly proceeds to touch his lit candle hand to Cogsworth's hand.)

* '''Cogsworth''': Ow ow Ow OW OW OUCH!!!!!
* '''Lumière''': Of course, monsieur, you are welcome here.
* '''Maurice''': (looking around in confusion) Who said that?

(He picks up the candlestick for light, not realizing that the speaker is in his hand)

* '''Lumière''': (Tapping him on the shoulder) Over here!
* '''Maurice''': (Spins around, pulling Lumière to the other side) Where?
* '''Lumière''': (Taps Maurice on the side of the head. Maurice looks at Lumière.) Allo!
* '''Maurice''': Oh!!!! (Startled, he drops Lumière onto the floor.) Incredible!
* '''Cogsworth''': (hopping over) Well, now you've done it, Lumière. Splendid, just peachy--aaarrrgghh! (Maurice picks up Cogsworth)
* '''Maurice''': How is this accomplished? (He fiddles with Cogsworth)
* '''Cogsworth''': Put me down! At once! (Maurice tickles the bottoms of Cogsworth's feet. He laughs. He begins to wind the spring on the back of Cogsworth's head, twisting his face around with the clock hands. Maurice opens the front of Cogsworth and begins to play with his pendulum. Cogsworth slams the door shut on his finger.) Sir, close that at once, do you mind!
* '''Maurice''': I beg your pardon, it's just that I've never seen a clock that...aah...i mean...aah aah aah-chooo!!!!

(Maurice sneezes in the face of Cogsworth, who proceeds to wipe his face off using his clock hands in a very anachronistic windshield wiper manner. Maurice sniffles, indicating the cold he has caught from being in the rain.)

* '''Lumière''': Oh, you are soaked to the bone, monsieur. Come, warm yourself by the fire.
* '''Maurice''': Thank you.

(Lumière and Maurice head towards the den, with Cogsworth running after them.) (Beast is watching the action from an overhead walkway, and rushes off as the trio enters the den.)

* '''Cogsworth''': No, no, no, do you know what the master would do if he finds you here. I demand that you stop...right...there! (Cogsworth tumbles down the steps. Maurice takes a seat in a large chair in front of a roaring fire.) Oh no, not the master's chair! (Sultan rushes past Cogsworth, barking up a storm.) I'm not seeing this, I'm not seeing this!
* '''Maurice''': (As Sultan rushes up to him) Well, hello there, boy. (Sultan props himself up under the feet of Maurice. COATRACK enters and removes his cloak.) What service!
* '''Cogsworth''': All right, this has gone far enough. I'm in charge here, and-

(Cogsworth is run over by the (once again) anachronistic IndyCar sounding teacart of Mrs. Potts)

* '''Mrs. Potts''': (Arriving by the side of Maurice) How would you like a nice spot of tea, sir? It'll warm you up in no time. (Pours tea into cup (Chip), which hops over into Maurice's open hand)
* '''Cogsworth''': (from face down position on carpet) No! No tea, no tea!!!
* '''Chip''': (As Maurice sips the tea) Ha ha! His moustache tickles, momma!
* '''Maurice''': (Startled by the cup) Oh! Hello!

(The door to the den slams open and a strong gust of wind blows into the room, extinguishing Lumière's flames and the fire in the fireplace. Cogsworth dives for cover. Mrs. Potts begins to shake. Chip jumps back onto the tea cart and takes refuge from behind his mother)

* '''Chip''': Uh oh!

(Beast enters. We see him in full for the first time. He is on all fours. He looks around in the darkness.)

* '''Beast''': (Growling his words) There's a stranger here.
* '''Lumière''': (who has relit his flames) Master, allow me to explain. The gentleman was lost in the woods and he was cold and wet...

(Lumière's last sentence is drowned out by the very loud growl of Beast, which puts out his flames once again. Lumière looks down, dejected.)

* '''Cogsworth''': (Coming out from under a rug) Master, I'd like to take this moment to say...I was against this from the start. I tried to stop them, but would they listen to me? No, no, no!

(Again, Beast's growl drowns out Cogsworth.)

(Maurice looks to one side of the chair, then to the other and sees Beast.)

* '''Beast''': Who are you! What are you doing here?
* '''Maurice''': (Very scared and backing away from the advancing Beast) I was lost in the woods and...(stares at Beast)
* '''Beast''': (Advancing on him) You are not welcome here!
* '''Maurice''': I'm sorry
* '''Beast''': What are you staring at?
* '''Maurice''': (Cowering under Beast) Noth-noth-nothing! (Turns to leave)
* '''Beast''': (Racing around and blocking the entrance with surprising speed) So, you've come to stare at the Beast, have you?
* '''Maurice''': Please, I meant no harm! I just needed a place to stay .
* '''Beast''': I'll give you a place to stay!

(Beast picks up Maurice, carries him out of the room and slams the door, plunging the den, along with Cogsworth, Lumière, Mrs. Potts, and Chip into darkness. Fade out.)