Editing Tino's Adventures of Beauty and the Beast/Transcript (section)

===Scene 9===

* '''Cogsworth''': Right then! You all know why we're here. We have exactly 12 hours, 36 minutes, and 15 seconds to create the most magical, spontaneous, romantic atmosphere known to man or beast. (Chuckles weakly) "Or beast.."
(There was silence)
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' (in Wanda's voice) Okay Cogsworth, in english please?
* '''Cogsworth''': Right. Need I remind you that if the last petal falls from this rose, the spell will never be broken! Very well. You all know your assignments. Half of you to the West Wing, half of you to the East Wing, the rest of you, come with me.
* '''Lumière''': Hoho, lighten up Cogsworth and let nature take its course.
* '''Mrs. Potts''': It's obvious there's a spark between them.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' That's right. They're getting along just fine now.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' You tell 'em, pumpkin pie.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Do not!
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' And while they're busy. We'll have this place cleaned up for their big night. Even if we don't like it.
* '''Cogsworth''': Yes yes yes... But there's no harm in fanning the flames. You know, a little. Besides, they must fall in love tonight if we ever expect to be human again.
* '''Lumière''': Aaah...human again...
* '''Mrs. Potts''': Human again...
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' Human again?
* '''Lumière''': Yes, think what that means...
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Of course we all do.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Uh... what is it mean exactly?
* '''Lumière''': Well, monsieur, it means...

: '''[Lumière]'''
::''I'll be cooking again, be good-looking again,''
::''With a mademoiselle on each arm''
::''When I'm human again, only human again''
::''Poised and polish and gleaming with charm''
::''I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again''

:'''[Mrs. Potts]'''
::Which should cause several husbands alarm''Little town it's a quiet village.''

:'''[Lumière]'''
::''(Ha, ha!) I'll hop down off this shelf, and tout de suite be myself,''

:'''[Lumière, Mrs. Potts and Cogsworth]'''
::''I can't wait to be human again''

:'''[Essentials]'''
::''When we're human again, only human again''
::''When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more''
::''When we're human again, good and human again''

:'''[Wardrobe]'''
::''O, cherie, won't it all be top drawer?''
::''I'll wear lipstick and rouge''
::''And I won't be so huge''
::''Why, I'll easily fit through that door''
::''I'll exude savoir faire''
::''I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair''
::''It's my prayer to be human again''

:'''[Mrs. Potts & Cogsworth]'''
::''When we're human again, only human again''
::''When the world once more starts making sense''

:'''[Cogsworth]'''
::''I'll unwind, for a change''

:'''[Lumière]'''
::''Really? That'd be strange''

:'''[Cogsworth]'''
::''Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?''

''In a shack by the sea, I'll sit back, sipping tea'' ''Let my early retirement commence'' ''Far from fools made of wax, I'll get down to brass tacks and real-A-A-A-x!''

:'''[Chorus]'''
::''When I'm human again!''
::''So sweep the dust from the floor''
::''Let's let some light in the room''
::''I can feel, I can tell someone might break the spell any day now''
::''Shine up the brass on the door''
::''Alert the dust pail and broom''
::''If it all goes as planned our time may be at hand any day now''

:'''[Fifi and the maids]'''
::Open the shutters and let in some air''Little town it's a quiet village.''

:'''[Mrs. Potts]'''
::''Put these here and put those over there''

:'''[Chorus]'''
::''Sweep up the years, the sadness and tears and throw them away''
::''We'll be human again, only human again''
::''When the girl finally sets us all free''
::''Cheeks a-blooming again, we're assuming again''
::''We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre''
::''We'll be playing again, holidaying again''
::''And we're praying it's ASAP''
::''Little push, little shove''
::''They could both fall in love''
::''And we'll finally be human again...''

''[Transition to the library]''

*'''Belle''': "...For there never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo."
*'''Beast''': Could you read it again?
*'''Belle''': Well, here. Why don't you read it to me?
*'''Beast''': Uhhh...Alright. Hmm...I-I can't.
*'''Belle''': You mean you never learned?
*'''Beast''': I learned, a little. It's just been so long.
*'''Belle''': Well here, I'll help you. Let's start...here.
*'''Beast''': Here, twoe...?
*'''Belle''': Two.
*'''Beast''': Two, I knew that. Two households, both alike in dignity...

(sung)

:'''[Chorus]'''
::''We'll be dancing again, we'll be twirling again''
::''We'll whirling around with such ease''
::''When we're human again, only human again''
::''We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes''
::''We'll be floating again, we'll be gliding again''
::''Stepping, striding, as fine as you please''
::''Like a real human does, I'll be all that I was''
::''On that glorious morn, when we're finally re-born''
::''And we're all of us human again!''