Editing Tino's Adventures of Alvin and the Chipmunks/Transcript (section)

== Stage Fright ==
'''Ian''': What? 

Dave Seville's in the lobby. He says he won't leave without seeing you. 

'''Ian''': Oh, God. That loser again? Dave! 

'''Dave''': Ian. 

-Okay. 

-I've got something for you. It's your next big thing. 

-Dave. Don't say anything. What the...? Dave, don't do this to yourself, man. 

-They sing. 

-No. They don't. 

-They do. Just give me a second. Come on, guys. Want a plane that loops the loop Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 

-You know, Dave... ...some people might say it's kind of weird... ...that a grown man would want a Hula-Hoop. And others would say, ''You know what's weirder than that?'' A grown man bringing another grown man... ...a big box with a bunch of chipmunks in it... ...who not only speak English but can sing. 

-They do sing. We've been practicing all morning.

'''Ian''': Oh, you've been practicing. I never realized. Okay, well. Yeah. Okay, no. Dave, I'm going to ''pretend that'' I have a lunch to go to. Oops. I've got a lunch to go to. 

'''Dave''': What was that?

'''Simon''': Nothing, nothing. Just a little stage fright. [''whimpers'']

'''Theodore''': I thought my heart was gonna explode.

'''Alvin''': We're not performing monkeys, Dave. Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?

'''Dave''': Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so you owe me.

'''Theodore''': We're sorry, Dave.

'''Dave''': Yeah, that helps. [''sighs''] Never mind. I'm late for work.

'''Theodore''': Ooh-ooh-ooh! Can we go with you?

'''Dave''': What, so that you can mess that up too? Uh-uh. You're going home.