Editing Tino's Adventures of Alvin and the Chipmunks/Transcript (section)

== Christmastime is Here ==
'''Dave''': So, fellas, all we gotta do is find the right song, rehearse--ow!

'''Simon''': Hey, Dave.

'''Dave''': Simon!

'''Simon''': Whoopsie! My bad.

'''Dave''': This is my sheet music. [''Alvin humming "Aloha Oe"''] Alvin!

'''Alvin''': Hey!

'''Dave''': This is not a Hula-Hoop. It's a towel rack.

'''Alvin''': Killjoy.

'''Dave''': Are you guys always like this? 

'''Simon''': We're kids, Dave. 

'''Dave''': Well, where are your parents? 

'''Simon''': When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week. Then they take off. 

'''Alvin''': Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune. 

'''Robert the Robot''': I am Robert the Robot. 

[''A toy robot chases Theodore in a game of cat and mouse''] 

'''Theodore''': Help! Crazy robot. Help! It's after me! It's after me. 

'''Dave''': Hey. Hey. Be careful with that. 

[''Dave picks up the robot as Theodore apologizes''] 

'''Theodore''': Sorry. 

'''Dave''': It's a collectible. I got it for Christmas last year. 

'''Chipmunks''': Christmas! 

'''Alvin''': We love Christmas. 

'''Simon''': Even though we've never actually celebrated it. 

'''Theodore''': But we want to. 

'''Dave''': Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas. 

'''Theodore''': Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you. 

'''Dave''': Yeah, maybe. Look, I've had a long and weird day, so off to bed. Come on. We start work tomorrow. I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8. 

'''Alvin''': My tail isn't bushy till 9. 

'''Dave''': Not my problem. Now go to sleep. 

'''Alvin''': I hope Christmas comes fast. 

'''Theodore''': Me too.

'''Dave''': Duh-dum-duh...dum-duh-duh-duh.... Want a plane that loops the loop? Loop. Hoop. Hula-Hoop.

'''Captain''': [Singing] Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

'''Children''': [Singing] SpongeBob SquarePants!

'''Captain''': [Singing] Absorbent and yellow and porus is he!

'''Children''': [Singing] SpongeBob SquarePants!

''[Alarm Beeping]''

'''Captain''': [Singing] ''If nautical nonsense be something you wish.''

'''Children''': [Singing] ''SpongeBob Square-''

'''Alvin''': Here's trouble. Fire in the hole!

'''Dave''': What are you guys doing?

'''Alvin''': Nothing. What are you doing?

'''Simon''': Stand back, Dave. She's gonna blow! I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa. Hey! Where did it go?

'''Dave''': Simon, this landed right in front of you. You didn't see it? How many fingers am I holding up?

'''Simon''': Four. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Eight? Counting your thumb? Wait, wait, wait…

'''Dave''': Hang on a second.

'''Simon''': Six. Final answer is six.

[Dave picks up a pair of glasses from a Santa Clase decotation and gives it to Simon.]

'''Dave''': Try these. How's that?

'''Simon''': Wow! Someone trashed your house.

'''Dave''': Well, it was clean when I went to bed last night.

'''Theodore''': Well, we colored for a while, but then we got hungry. Wanna see what we colored?

'''Dave''': Actually, I wanna play you something. I wrote a song for you guys to sing, so let's--

'''Simon''': We've put a few toaster waffles aside for winter.

'''Alvin''': And we're not sharing!

'''Dave''': Guys, we're gonna have food all winter, so if you start storing it… it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent… Bad, you know, non-talking rodents around here. Let's go. Let's get to work. All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song?

'''Simon''': I'll say we are.

'''Theodore''': Yeah! Let's sing it now!

'''Dave''': Ready, Simon?

'''Simon''': Okay.

'''Dave''': Ready, Theodore?

'''Theodore''': Okay.

'''Dave''': Alvin? Alvin?

'''Alvin''': Ooh! This kicks a hamster wheel's butt.

Dave: ALVIN!!!!

Alvin: Okay.

'''Alvin''': Whoa! Okay!

'''Chipmunks''': ♪ Christmas, Christmastime is near. Time for toys and time for cheer. We've been good, but we can't last. Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast. Want a plane that loops the loop. ♪

'''Alvin''': ♪ Me, I want a Hula-Hoop. ♪

'''Chipmunks''': ♪ We can't hardly stand the wait. Please, Christmas, don't be late! ♪