Editing Tino's Adventures of Alvin and the Chipmunks/Transcript (section)

== Dave Meets the Chipmunks/Get Out ==
'''Simon''': Hmm. He's been out for quite a while.

'''Theodore''': You guys, he's dead!

'''Alvin''': Don't panic! Wipe everything down. I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant some latex gloves and oregano. Go.

'''Simon''': Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to.

'''Dave''': I must be hearing things. Oh, this is trippy.

'''Theodore''': Sir, are-are you all right?

'''Dave''': [''screams''] Get back! Squirrels can't talk!

'''Alvin''': Hey! Whoa. Wap-ap-ap-ap-oh. Watch it, genius. We're chipmunks. ''Chip-munks''!

'''Dave''': Chipmunks can't talk either! [''turns on lights'']

'''Simon''': Well, our lips are moving and words are coming out.

'''Dave''': This is not happening. [''closes his eyes, talking to himself''] I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks.

'''Alvin''': So how's that working for you, Dave?

'''Dave''': Uh, h-how do you know my name?

'''Alvin''': I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident.

'''Simon''': You really oughta pay that utility bill, Dave. You ever heard of a credit rating?

'''Theodore''': [''turns on the food processor''] What's this thing?

'''Dave''': H-hey! Stop do... turn that off!

'''Simon''': [''turns off the food processor''] Sorry. Uh, [''rubs Theodore's head''] he fell out of the tree at birth.

'''Dave''': C-can all animals talk?

'''Simon''': Uh, well, fish do have this type of sign language.

'''Alvin''': Hey, Dave. Do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks? [''singing while squirting soap out of the soap dispenser''] Dave likes to wear, dirty underwear, with little hairs...

'''Simon''': We're getting off on the wrong foot. Uh, allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello. I'm Simon. The smart one. He's Alvin...

'''Alvin''': The awesomest one.

'''Theodore''': And I'm Theodore.

Tino: Well it’s nice to meet you I’m Tino Tonitini and these are my friends Lor, Tish, and Carver.

Brock: I’m Brock.

Misty: I’m Misty, my specialty’s water pokemon.

Ash Ketchum: I’m Ash and I’m training to be a Pokemon master.

Pikachu: Pika

Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah, and this is pikachu my partner!