Editing Tino's Adventures of Aladdin (Remake Version)/Transcript (section)

==='''''Jasmine sees Jafar/At the Prison'''''===
(Cut to int. of palace, Jafar emerging from his secret chambers. He slides the door shut carefully, but the princess comes storming in before he is finished. He slams it shut, cruelly pinning Iago inside the door frame.)

* '''Princess Jasmine:''' Jafar?
* '''Jafar:''' Oh, uh, princess.
* '''Iago:''' Awk! Jafar, I’m stuck.
* '''Jafar:''' How may I be of service to you? (He spreads out his cape, hiding the door.)
* '''Princess Jasmine:''' The guards just took a boy from the market, as well as 10 pre-teens and a cat from a far of city, on your orders.
* '''Jafar:''' (Telling a lie) Your father’s charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a criminal. And so are those children of his.
* '''Princess Jasmine:''' What was their crime?
* '''Iago:''' I can’t breathe, Jafar.
* '''Jafar:''' Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.
* '''Iago:''' If you could just--(Jafar cruelly kicks him back inside the door and it slams shut)--ow, that hurt!
* '''Princess Jasmine:''' They didn’t kidnap me! I ran away!
* '''Jafar''': (''Walking away as if shocked'') Oh, dear! Oh, how frightfully upsetting. Had I but known!
* '''Princess Jasmine:''' What do you mean?
* '''Jafar''': Sadly, the boy and the kids’ sentence has already been carried out:
* '''Princess Jasmine:''' What sentence?
* '''Jafar''': (''with a sinister tone'') DEATH… (''Jasmine gasps.'') by beheading…
* '''Princess Jasmine:''' No. (She collapses to the floor.)
* '''Jafar:''' I am exceedingly sorry, princess.
* '''Princess Jasmine:''' How could you? (She runs from the room crying.)

(Iago finally makes it out through the door, as well as Dr. Facilier. Iago flies up and lands on Jafar’s shoulder, coughing.)

*'''Dr. Facilier:''' So my friend, how did it go with the princess?
* '''Iago:''' Yeah, did she feel for it?
*'''Jafar:''' I think she took it rather well. (They all three get a sinister smile on their faces.)

(Diss. to Jasmine at night, crying at the edge of the fountain. Rajah comes over to comfort her. She pets him.)

* '''Princess Jasmine:''' It’s all my fault, Rajah. I didn’t even know their names.

(Cut to int. of dungeon. Rats scurry by, and we descend until we see Aladdin chained to the wall.)

* '''Tino Tonitini:''' (breaking the fourth wall) You see what’s going here, we were accused of kidnapping a princess when she ran away from her home. Even though she knows, we’re innocent, but the guards took us away and locked us in here until who knows what happens next.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' This is unacceptable! We’re in a cell, with no food, no phone, and about to get our heads chopped off!
* '''Noby:''' I don’t wanna get my head cut off!
* '''Aladdin:''' (talking to himself out loud) She was the princess. I can’t believe it.
* '''Noby:''' Boy, she really had us fooled.
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' No, Noby. We just realize it. I'm sure it's just a big misunderstanding.
* '''Sue:''' I'm pretty sure she'll clear things up.
* '''Atsuko Kagari:''' Never mind that! What'll we do?
* '''Aladdin:''' I must’ve sounded so stupid to her.
* '''Abu:''' (from a distance) Yoo-hoo! Aladdin? Tino. Hello.

(Abu appears at the window at the top of the dungeon.)

* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' What do you know?!

* '''Aladdin:''' Abu. Down here.

(Then Abu climbs down to Aladdin and the heroes)

* '''Aladdin:''' Come on, help us out of these.

(ABU stops, then begins chattering wildly, dropping to the ground. He wraps a cloth around his head and makes his eyes big in an imitation of the princess)

* '''Aladdin:''' Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it.

(ABU jumps up on ALADDIN’s shoulders and pulls a small set of tools out of his pocket, then frees ALADDIN.)

* '''Abu:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah.
* '''Aladdin:''' Don’t worry, Abu. I’ll never see her again.
* '''Sue:''' What do you mean?
* '''Aladdin:''' I’m a street rat, remember, and there’s a law. She’s gotta marry a prince. She deserves a prince.

(ABU finally frees ALADDIN’s hands.)

* '''Abu:''' Ta da!
* '''Aladdin:''' (Rubbing his wrists) I’m a… I’m a fool.
* '''Old Man:''' You’re only a fool if you give up, boy.

(We see an Jafar (Old Man) sitting in the corner that neither Aladdin nor Abu have seen before.)

* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Heh?
* '''Aladdin:''' Who are you?
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' A lowly prisoner, like yourselves. But together, perhaps we can be more.
* '''Aladdin:''' We're listening.
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' There is a cave, boy, a Cave of Wonders, filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I’d wager.

(Listeners will note that the Jafar (Old Man) pronounced the word ’princess’ as "prin-CESS" rather than the standard pronunciation of "PRIN-cess." The Jafar (Old Man) turns his back, and Iago sticks his head out of Jafar’s "old man" disguise.)

* '''Iago:''' (Anxiously) Jafar, can you hurry up? I’m dying in here. [squawking]
* '''Atsuko Kagari:''' But sir, the law clearly states that only a prince can marry…
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' You’ve heard of the golden rule, haven’t you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules. (He grins, showing a hideously bad mouth.) [wheezing laugh]
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' So why would a person like you share all of this wonderful treasure with us?
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' I need a young pair of legs and a strong back to go in after it.
* '''Aladdin:''' Uh, one problem. It’s out there. We’re in here.

(The Jafar (Old Man) walks to a wall and pushes open a hidden exit.)

* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' Hmm-hmm-hmm. Things aren’t always what they seem. So… do we have a deal?

(ALADDIN looks at ABU, who shrugs his shoulders.)

* '''Abu:''' Oh, I don’t know.
* '''Sue:''' Wait guys I don’t trust this man. I think something not right about this?
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' What makes you say that?
* '''Sue:''' I don't know, I just don't think we can trust him.
* '''Atsuko Kagari:''' Well, don't worry about it, Sue.
* '''Noby:''' Trust me, he's not gonna do harm to us.
* '''Atsuko Kagari:''' Come on, it'll be fine, I promise.
* '''Sue:''' I have a really bad feeling about all this.
* '''Noby:''' Relax, you're totally overthinking this, Sue.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Besides, it beats getting our heads chopped off. Right?
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' Right, and besides that old men will help us out of this prison.