Editing Tino's Adventures of Aladdin (Remake Version)/Transcript (section)

==='''''Aladdin's First Wish/"Prince Ali"'''''===
(We cut to an oasis in the desert, where CARPET is coming in for a landing.)

* '''Genie''': (Still as stewardess) Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. (As Aladdin, Abu, Tino, Lor, Carver, Tish, Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Big G, Sneech, and Akko get off down the stairway formed by Carpet) Thank you. Good bye, good bye! Thank you! Good bye! (Back to normal) Well, now. How about that, Mr. doubting mustafa, and his fellow stuffed friends?
* '''Aladdin''': Oh, you sure showed us. Now about my three wishes-
* '''Genie''': Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy!
* '''Aladdin''': Ah, no--I never actually wished to get out of the cave.
* '''Tish Katsufrakis''': Hate to say it. But you did that on your own.
* '''Sneech''': Short version is "you've been tricked." (laughs)

(Genie thinks for a second, then his jaw drops. He turns into a sheep.)

* '''Genie''': Well, don’t I feel just sheepish? All right, you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies.
* '''Aladdin''': Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good.
* '''Lor McQuarrie''': Dude, is too bad we can't make our own wishes. Since Al, rub the lamp I should know.
* '''Sue''': Are you sure?
* '''Lor McQuarrie''': Sure I'm sure I'll prove it. How about Tish? Would you make a wish?
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' I would wish to know the collection of Shakespeare's stories.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' I wish to be the only cool kid in school.
* '''Atsuko Kagari:''' I wish to be the greatest witch in the world, just like Shiny Chariot!
* '''Lor McQuarrie''': See? Told ya.
* '''Tino Tonitini''': I would wish for a humongous collection of Captain Dreadnaut comics.
* '''Doraemon''': Well, Aladdin does has three wishes. We'll let him choose wisely.
* '''Aladdin''': Yeah, sorry guys. But so hard to choose. (To Genie) What would you wish for?

(Genie is hanging like a hammock between two trees.)

* '''Genie''': Me? No one’s ever asked me that before. Well, in my case, ah, forget it.
* '''Aladdin''': What?
* '''Genie''': No, I can't. I...
* '''Aladdin''': Come on tell us.
* '''Genie''': Freedom.
* '''Noby''': Freedom? Like you wanted to be free?
* '''Genie''': Yes.
* '''Aladdin''': You’re a prisoner?
* '''Genie:''' It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig. (Grows gigantic, voice echoes) PHENOMENAL COMSIC POWERS!!... (Shrinks down, cramped in the magic lamp.) Itty bitty living space.
* '''Sue''': Oh Genie, that's terrible.
* '''Genie''': (Comes out of the LAMP) But, oh--to be free. Not have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about, here? Let’s get real here. It’s not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus
* '''Tino Tonitini''': What do you mean?
* '''Genie''': The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that’s happened.
* '''Aladdin''': I’ll do it. I’ll set you free.
* '''Genie:''' Uh-huh, yeah, right. (Head turns into Pinocchio’s with a long nose) Whoop!
* '''Aladdin:''' (He pushes the nose back in and Genie’s head returns to normal.) No, really, I promise. After I make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free. (He holds out his hand)
* '''Genie:''' Well, here's hopin'.  (Shakes Aladdin’s hand.) All right. Let's make some magic! (Turns into a magician.) So how 'bout it? What is it you want most?
* '''Aladdin:''' Well, there's this girl.
* '''Genie:''' Eehhh! (Like a buzzer, and Genie’s chest shows a heart with a cross through it.) Wrong. I can’t make anybody fall in love, remember?
*'''Doraemon''': Actually, we did meet someone like her in the marketplace yesterday. Her name was Jasmine.
*'''Lor McQuarrie''': Yeah, Aladdin did had his eyes on her when she was wandering in Argabah.
*'''Aladdin:''' It's true, Genie, she's smart and fun and...
* '''Genie:''' Pretty?
* '''Aladdin''': Beautiful. She’s got these eyes that just… and this hair. Wow. And her smile… [sighs]
* '''Genie''': (Sitting in a Parisian cafe with Abu and CARPET.) ''Ami.'' ''C’est l’amour.''
*'''Carver Descartes:''' Oh, we know that language.
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' Yep. It came from France.
* '''Tino Tonitini''': We had an experience with romance before. Like the time with we help Belle and the Beast fall in love with each other.
* '''Atsuko Kagari:''' Excuse me but, who's Belle?
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' She's a friend of ours, who fell in love with the beast when he was a prince in disguise.
* '''Doraemon:''' Wait, you said falling love a beast? 
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' It's kinda long story. But we learn that Beast was a human prince that was under a spell.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' And we met a girl met Belle in a small village as our first mission to venture to the enchanted castle.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Oh, it's a lovely tale. Don't you think so, Lor?
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' What?
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Belle and Beast. Remember?
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Oh, yeah.
* '''Atsuko Kagari:''' So, what happened down there?
* '''Carver Descartes:''' Well, we went with Belle to the Beast's castle to free her father who just became a prison in the tower.
* '''Tino Tonitini''': So, Belle decided to take his place instead. But we couldn't leave her alone. We decided to stay with her.
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' We learned that the Beast was the prince who was spoiled, selfish and un-kind. But, it wasn't long when we heard he and his castle were under spell by the enchantress. So we help him learn to love. And Belle earned her love in return by the time the last pedal from the rose fell.
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' Yeah, things got really messed up. When that hunter named Gaston attack the castle and killed the Beast in process. And because he wanted marry Belle for himself. His selfishness fueled his anger.
* '''Tino Tonitini''': We tried to stop him. And protect the Beast because he was our friend.
* '''Lor McQuarrie:''' But we notice the Gaston stabbed him from behind.
* '''Aladdin:''' Oh, that's...that's awful.
* '''Tino Tonitini''': Yes, we thought we lost him forever.
* '''Carver Descartes:''' But then the spell became broken and he came back as a human prince again.
* '''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Yes, that's one moment we'll never forget. But the Beast's real name was Prince Adam. So he and Belle lived Happily Ever After.
* '''Tino Tonitini:''' And I still remember that night when they both dance at the ball room.....

(A flashback from the film "[[Tino's Adventures of Beauty and the Beast|''Tino's Adventures of Beauty and the Beast'']]" starts as it ends)

* '''Carver Descartes:''' Oh yeah! I remember that!
* '''Sue:''' But it's so romantic for Aladdin to fall in love with the Jasmine.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' And since we help Belle and Adam be together. We can do the same thing with you and Jasmine.
*'''Atsuko Kagari''': That's a great idea!
*'''Tish Katsufrakis''': But guys, she's a princess. And Aladdin is well... a street urchin.
*'''Atsuko Kagari:''' Aw, total bummer.
*'''Aladdin:''' That's right. To even have a chance, I’d have to be… Hey, (to Genie) can you make me a prince?
*'''Genie''': Let’s see here. (''Has a "Royal Cookbook".'') Chicken à la king? (''Pulls out a chicken with a crown on its head'') Nope. Alaskan king crab. (''Yanks out his finger, and we see Sebastian the crab from "The Little Mermaid" clamped on.'') Ow. I hate it when they do that. Caesar’s salad? Ah! (''A dagger comes out and tries to stab him.'') Et tu, Brute? No. Aha. "To make a prince."
*'''Tish Katsufrakis:''' Hey, wait a minute. Why a prince?
*'''Aladdin:''' If Jasmine is going to marry a prince. Why not let me become a prince?
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' I don't know Al. What if she recognizes you?
*'''Doraemon:''' For once I have to agree with Lor. I don't think you becoming a prince is such a good idea. That can lead you into lying.
*'''Sue:''' And lie is not the best way to make friends.
*'''Aladdin:''' Hey, it's only way I can see her. I won't be a prince forever. Besides don't you guys want to see her too?
*'''Tino Tonitini:''' Well, as long as it means of helping you out. Might as well do it.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' Well, it's risky...
*'''Big G:''' Very risky.
*'''Lor McQuarrie:''' But it's just crazy enough to work. Let's give it a try.
*'''Sue''': I have a really bad feeling about all this.
*'''Genie:''' (''Looks slyly at Aladdin.'') Is that an official wish? Say the magic words!
* '''Aladdin''': Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince!
*'''Genie''': Alright!! (''Takes on square shoulders, looks like Arsenio Hall, and begins hooting. Then he becomes a tailor/fashion designer.'') First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches--what are we trying to say--beggar? No! Let’s work with me here. (''He takes Aladdin’s measurements, snaps his fingers and Aladdin is outfitted in his prince costume.'')
*'''Tino and his friends''': (awe in amazement)
*'''Genie:''' I like it, muy macho! Now, still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse me, monkey boy! Aqui, over here!

(Abu tries to cover himself with CARPET, but Genie zaps him and he flies over.)
*'''Genie''': Here he comes. (Aladdin and Genie, now dressed like Drew Carey, are on a game show set, where Aladdin stands behind a podium with "AL" on it.) What better way to make your entrance on the streets of Agrabah then riding your very own brand-new camel. Watch out. They spit. (A door bearing the Genie’s head on it opens, where Abu is transformed into a camel. He spits out the side of his mouth on cue. But the Genie’s not sure.)
*'''Tish Katsufrakis''': Really? A camel?
*'''Genie''': Mmm, not enough. (He snaps his fingers and Abu turns into a fancy white horse.) Still not enough. Let’s see. What do you need? (The Genie snaps his fingers repeatedly, turning Abu into: a duck, an ostrich, a turtle, and a ‘57 Cadillac, with license plate "Abu 1." (That one’s a guess, I don’t know cars, but judging by the tail fins, ‘nuff said.) Finally, he’s returned to normal.) Yes!! Esalalumbo, shimin dumbo! Whoa!! (And on the keyword of the spell, Dumbo, Abu turns into an elephant. CARPET struggles to get out from under Abu’s size 46 feet.) Talk about your trunk space, check this action out!
*'''Doraemon:''' Look at yourself Abu.
(Abu sees his reflection in a pool of water, then jumps into a tree. The tree naturally bends right back down to the ground, where ABU hangs on and looks at Aladdin upside down.)
*'''Aladdin: '''Abu, you look good.
*'''Genie:''' He's got the outfit, he's got the elephant. But we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban, kid! We're gonna make you a star!
(We zoom out slowly with the oasis in the distance, as fireworks begin to explode outward. Cut to a CU of a pile of toys. (Look for the BEAST here.) We tilt up and see the Sultan balancing them. He carefully balances the last piece on top, then sits back and sighs. Jafar storms in, though, and the pile collapses.)
*'''Jafar''': (Unrolling a scroll) Sire, I've found a solution to the problem with your daughter.
*'''Iago''': Awk. The problem with your daughter.
*'''Sultan''': Oh, really?
*'''Jafar''': Right here. "If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her."
*'''Sultan''': But Jasmine hated all those suitors. (He tries to stuff a cracker into Iago’s mouth. Iago backs away. The Sultan absentmindedly pulls the cracker back.) How could I choose someone she hates?
(Iago is relieved, but the Sultan quickly stuffs a cracker in his mouth.)
*'''Jafar''': Not to worry, my liege. There is more. "If in the event a suitable prince cannot be found,"
*'''Iago''': Jerk.
*'''Jafar''': "a princess must then be wed to..." Hmm... Interesting...
*'''Sultan''': What? Who?
*'''Jafar''': The royal vizier. Why, that would be... me.
*'''Sultan''': But I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess. I'm quite sure that...
*'''Jafar''': Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord.
(He pulls out the staff and hypnotizes the Sultan with it.)
*'''Sultan''': Yes. Desperate measures.
*'''Jafar''': You will order the princess to marry me.
*'''Sultan''': I will order... the princess... to... (the spell breaks momentarily) But you're so old.
*'''Jafar''': (Holds the staff closer) The princess will marry me!!
*'''Sultan''': The princess will marry...
(The spell is again broken, this time by the trumpet fanfare of "Prince Ali".)
*'''Sultan''': What? What is that? That music. [chuckling] Jafar, you must come and see this.
(We see an advancing parade, led by what appears to be the Genie in human form as a MAJOR.)
:'''[Chorus]'''
::''Make way for Prince Ali!''
::''Say hey! It's Prince Ali!''

:'''[Genie]'''
::''Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar.''
::''Hey, you! Let us through!''
::''It's a bright new star! Oh, come!''
::''Be the first on your block to meet his eye!''
::''Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums!''
::''Are you gonna love this guy!''
::''Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa.''
::''Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee!''
::''Now, try your best to stay calm, brush up your Sunday salaam.''
::''Then come and meet his spectacular coterie!''
::''Prince Ali! Mighty as he! Ali Ababwa!''
::''Strong as ten regular men, definitely!''
::''He faced the galloping hordes, a hundred bad guys with swords.''
::''Who sent those goons to their lords?''
::''Why, Prince Ali.''

:'''Men'''
::''He's got 75 golden camels.''
*'''Genie:''' Don't they look lovely, June?
:'''Women'''
::Purple peacocks, he's got 53.
*'''Genie:''' Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
:'''[Genie]'''
::When it comes to exotic-type mammals.
::Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie!
::Prince Ali! Handsome as he, Ali Ababwa! ♪

:'''[Harem Girls]'''
::There's no question this Ali's alluring.
::Never ordinary, never boring.

:'''[Genie]'''
::That physique! How can I speak?

:'''[Harem Girls]'''
::Everything about that man just plain impresses.

:'''[Genie]'''
::Weak at the knee! Well, get on out in that square.

:'''[Harem Girls]'''
::He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder.

:'''[Genie]'''
::Adjust your veil and prepare.

:'''[Harem Girls]'''
::He's about to pull my heart asunder.

:'''[Genie]'''
::To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

:'''[Harem Girls]'''
::And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

:'''[Chorus]'''
::He's got 95 white Persian monkeys.

:'''[guards]'''
::He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys.

:'''[Chorus]'''
::And to view them he charges no fee.

:'''[Women]'''
::He's generous, so generous.

:'''[Chorus]'''
::He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies.
::Proud to work for him.
::They bow to his whim, love serving him, they're just lousy with loyalty to Ali!
::Prince Ali! ♪

:'''[All]'''
::Prince Ali! Amorous he! Ali Ababwa! ♪

:'''[Genie]'''
::Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see.
::And that, good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by. ♪

:'''[Chorus]'''
::With 60 elephants, llamas galore, with his bears and lions, a brass band and more.
::With his 40 fakirs, his cooks his bakers.
::His birds that warble on key.
::Make way for Prince Ali!
(More and more fanfare build up until Aladdin flies off Abu’s back on MAGIC CARPET and flies down to the Sultan. Jafar slams the door shut.)
*'''Sultan''': [clapping] Splendid. Absolutely marvelous.
*'''Prince Ali''': [clears throat] Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.
*'''Sultan:''' Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course. I’m delighted to meet you. (He rushes over and shakes ALI’s hand. Stops and sees Tino and his friends as his servants in disguise.) My, those are fine servants you got here.
*'''Aladdin:''' Yes, they came along with me. May I introduce the vizer, Tish the Great, Atsuko the Magician, Carver the Knight, and Tino the Apprentice.
*'''Atsuko Kagari:''' Greeting, wise Sultan of Agrabah.
*-
(They greet themselves to the Sultan. But Jafar couldn't notice that he notice something familiar about those servants with Aladdin.)

* '''Tish Katsufrakis''': It's a great honor to meet, Your Majesty.
* '''The Sultan:''' Of course. I'm delighted to meet you all as well. This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He’s delighted too.
* '''Jafar''': (Extremely dryly) Ecstatic. I'm afraid, Prince Abooboo...
*'''Aladdin''': --Ababwa!
*'''Jafar''': Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to...
*'''Sultan:''' …by Allah, this is quite a remarkable device. (He tugs at the tassels, and they tug his moustache.) I don’t suppose I might...
*-You want to ride on the Magic Carpet, Your Highness?
*'''Sultan:''' Yes.
*'''Aladdin:''' Why certainly, your majesty. Allow me.

(He helps the Sultan up onto the carpet, and he plops down. Jafar pins the carpet down on the floor with the staff.)
*'''Jafar''': Sire, I must advise against this.
*'''Sultan''': Oh, button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun.
(He kicks away the staff and Carpet and Sultan fly away. Iago, who was standing on the head of the staff, falls down, repeatedly bopping the staff with his beak as he descends. Sultan and Carpet fly high into the ceiling, then begin a dive-bomb attack, flying under Abu, scaring him.
*'''Iago''': Ow, ow, ow.
*'''Sultan''': Ahh! Whoa! Look out! Here I come!
(The flight continues in the background, while Jafar and Ali talk in the foreground.)

* '''Jafar:''' Just where did you say you all were from?
* '''Aladdin:''' Oh, much farther than you’ve traveled, I’m sure. (He smiles. Jafar does not.)
* '''Jafar:''' Try me. (Iago lands on the staff.)
* -(sees the Sultan flying too fast.) ??????
* '''Sultan:''' Look out, Polly!

(Iago lands on the staff.)
*'''Sultan''': Look out, Polly.
(They all duck in time as the carpet whizzes centimetres over their heads. Carpet returns and the Sultan chases Iago around the room.)
*'''Iago''': Hey, watch it. Watch it with the dumb rug. Aah! Whew!
(The carpet zooms underneath Iago, who sighs, wipes his brow, and crashes into a pillar. He crashes to the floor, and his head is circled by miniature Sultans on Carpets, saying "Have a cracker, have a cracker. The real Sultan begins his final approach.)
*'''Sultan''': Out of the way. I'm coming in to land. Jafar, watch this.  (He lands.)
*'''Jafar''': Spectacular, Your Highness.
*'''Sultan''': Ooh, lovely. Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it. (Carpet walks over to Abu dizzily, then collapses. Abu catches it.) 
*-
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*'''Sultan''': This is a very impressive youth. And a prince as well. (Whispers to Jafar) If we’re lucky, you won’t have to marry Jasmine after all.
*'''Jafar:''' I don’t trust him, sire. And there's something very strange about those servants of his.
*'''Sultan''': Nonsense. One thing, I pride myself on, Jafar, I'm an excellent judge of character.
*'''Iago''': Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not!
(Jasmine walks in quietly.)

* '''Sultan:''' Jasmine will like this one!
* '''Aladdin:''' And I’m pretty sure I’ll like Princess Jasmine!
* '''Jafar:''' Your highness, no. I must intercede on Jasmine’s behalf. (Jasmine hears this and gets mad.) This boy is no different than the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the princess?
* '''Aladdin:''' Your majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa! (He pricks Jafar’s goatee, which springs out in all directions.) Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter!
* '''Jasmine:''' How dare you! (They all look at her surprised.) All of you, standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won! (She storms out.)
* -This is not good. 
* -Not good at all.
* -You said, dude. 
* '''Sultan:''' Oh, dear. Don’t worry, Prince Ali. Just give Jasmine time to cool down. (Aladdin, Sultan, Tino and others exit.)
* '''Jafar:''' I think it’s time to say goodbye to Prince Abooboo.