Editing Things That Go Piglet in the Night/Transcript (section)

==The ghost hunt/Swing lesson attempt #1==

(In another part of the forest Pooh Bear, Rabbit, Owl and Gopher were walking together in an attempt to catch the "ghost" that scared them with Pooh with his popgun, Rabbit with a butterfly net, Owl wearing a soldier's helmet, medals and carrying a broomstick and Gopher carrying a large mallet)

Gopher: Eh, what I wanna know is how we're supposed to catch a ghost.

Rabbit: Surprise! (Swings his net) 

Pooh Bear: Why thank you, Rabbit. (Giggles) Is it my birthday again so soon?

Rabbit: No, no, no. We have to catch the ghost by surprise. 

Gopher: I'll surprise him. He he he he he. With this (swings his mallet but falls down due to its weight) 

Owl: (hoots) I say I do hate to bring this up, but before we confront the apparition, we do have to find him, don't we? 

Rabbit: That's right. Unless he finds us first.

(the four huddle together in fright)

(back with Tigger, Eeyore, Ash and his friends...) 

Tigger: Since you're having trouble holding on to the swing, this glue will hold the swing onto you. Ah hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Misty: I'm not sure that will work.

Tigger: Of course, it'll work, Misty! Hoo-Hoo! 

Brock: But let's give it a try.

Ash Ketchum: Well, okay then. But I don't think this glue is sticky enough.

Tigger: Ah, don't worry, Ash. It's perfectly secure. Move aside, fellers!

(Tigger struggles to lift Eeyore onto the swing, until he finally gets him onto the glue covered swing)

Eeyore: I've got a sticky feeling about this.

Tigger: One, two, three, shove!

Eeyore: Yaaaooh! (crash lands leaving only his tail on the swing)

Ash Ketchum: Oops.

Brock: Well, that didn't work.

Tigger: Ha ha Ha. Worked on this end. Aha. Hey Eeyore. I know what the problem is. 

Eeyore: Glad somebody does. 

Tigger: It's not your swinging, it's your landings. Ha! Them I can fix. 

Ash Ketchum: And I think we have just the thing.