Editing The Sun Cow/Transcript (section)

===''The Beginning''===
(The scene begins with Abby coming into the field)
* '''Abby:''' Ok, fellas. I’m ready to play. Say, why do they call this game Cream the Critter anyway? (smacked by a ball by Otis)
* '''Otis:''' Ha ha. I think that sums it up nice-(smacked in the face)
* '''Freddy:''' (laughs until he was smacked in the face)
(Soon everyone throws the ball into everyone and Abby shoots the ball out of Pig’s mouth as Otis chases it)
* '''Otis:''' I got the ball. I got it! I got it! It’s mine! Get back! I got--(slammed into a wall as the ball goes over it) impact.
* '''Pip:''' Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you. That new cow farm that moved in next door put up a wall last night.
* '''Otis:''' Hey, thanks to the tiny update. 
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' That's a big wall. 
* '''Scruffy:''' So whose gonna get our ball back?
* '''Otis:''' Okay, guys, you know the drill. Eenie meenie miny mo, you get the ball cause your the shmo! (finger points to him) Oh man, I have constantly bad shmo finger.
* '''Pip:''' Well, whatever let’s go get it. Come on, I’ll give you a boost. (accidently got stepped on as Otis climbs) Bad idea.
(As Otis and Pip falls over the wall they see peaceful Japanese farm scenery and sees some Kobe cows meditating)
* '''Pip:''' Whoa, I don’t think these guys are from around here.
* '''Otis:''' Nah, I’m sure they are. Doesn’t matter. Besides, other cultures love me. Check it out. (pulls out megaphone) EXCUSE ME!!! (throws it away) We are friends. We get ball now. (sees it on a bonsai tree)
* '''Kobe Cow 1#:''' No, that bonsai is 3000 years old!
* '''Otis:''' (trying to get the ball the stone platform and the tree breaks) Whoopsie. Hey, you might wanna water your trees a little more. They look a little shrimpy. (The Kobe cows are really angry) Anyway, gots to go. (Kobe Cow 1# smacks the ball away) Well, somebody a grumpy guppy. Come on, give me some happy. (plays with his face)
* '''Pip:''' Uh Otis, he doesn’t look like--
* '''Kobe Cow 1#:''' (flips Otis) To this dishonor, you’ll be p() over the wall. The wall which you recently scaled to achieve entrance to our property
* '''Otis:''' (picked up by Kobe Cow 2# by the legs) No, no we get it. Don’t do the neighbor thing. We’re gonna leave now.
* '''Kobe Cow 3#:''' (gasps) Look.
(The other cows Oh and Ah)
* '''Otis:''' What? So I put on a few, I’m working on it.
* '''Kobe Cow 1#:''' Bring him to the wise one!
(The Kobe Cows brings Otis and Pip to a old blind cow)
* '''Kobe Cow 1#:''' Oh, great wise one. We brought this stranger who
* '''Wise One:''' Silence This wise one knows all. (feels Kobe Cow 1#’s face)
* '''Kobe Cow 1#:''' Uh, that’s me.
* '''Wise One:''' I knew that.
* '''Otis:''' (getting poked at) Ow. Ow. Ok that’s my eye.
* '''Kobe Cow 1#:''' The udder. Feel the udder.
* '''Wise One:''' Silence! The wise one’s getting to that.
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, listen, I just--COLD HOOF!!! Oh cold hoof!
* '''Wise One:''' (gasps) You have a extra fifth udder. Just like the sacred sun cow of legend. Below. (point to a chicken until Kobe Cow 1# directs the stick to The Sun Cow)
* '''Pip:''' Hey, Otis. He thinks that bee sting you got the other day is a fifth udder.
* '''Otis:''' Really? That’s weird. I’m losing consciousness. (dropped on his head)
* '''Wise One:''' You’re coming has been prophesize. But, we must test you, to make sure if you are reincarnated sun cow.
* '''Otis:''' Tested? No way. Guys, there’s has been misunderstand.
* '''Wise One:''' If you pass, you will be exalted as a deity and live the rest of your life in luxury.
* '''Otis:''' I do like me some testing.
* '''Wise One:''' Good. We shall commence in 24 hours.
* '''Otis:''' From now?
* '''Wise One:''' No, from Thursday. Yes, from now!
(A few minutes later, Otis and Pip comes back to tell everyone else the news)
* '''Otis:''' Guys! Guys! You’ll never guess whose a reincarnated sun god an---Hey, what are you doing with my stuff?
* '''Bessie:''' 40 minute rule. You leave, we get your stuff.
* '''Tigger:''' I got his helmet.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I get his video games.
* '''Lana:''' I get his stall.
* '''Lori:''' I call his dresses.
* '''Freddy:''' I got his toothpaste.
* '''Lincoln:''' That’s hoof ointment.
* '''Freddy:''' Hmm, minty.
* '''Otis:''' Guys, listen. The new cows next door think I’m some kind of god. Ha ha. How bout that? All I have to do is pass some dumb test, and I get to live in opulent luxury.
* '''Bessie:''' What kind of morons would worship you?
* '''Freddy and Peck:''' All hail, Otis.
* '''Wanda:''' Found them.
* '''Eeyore:''' It figures.
* '''Otis:''' Come on, guys. Help me pass and you can all ride my co-tails.
* '''Rabbit:''' It sounds tempting. But we're gonna have to decline.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' We're fine just the way we are.
* '''Abby:''' They got a point, Otis. We gotta it pretty good here.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, come on. Think big. Pig, you can finally splurged on that fancy imported garbage you like.
* '''Pig:''' You mean Gar Bage?
* '''Otis:''' Yes. And Abby, you'll have servant to listen to your blabbity--I mean your fascinating blabbity stories all day long.
* '''Freddy:''' Oh, can me and Peck get two connected unicycles that we can ride on together.
* '''Otis:''' That’s called a bicycle and yes. 
* '''Freddy and Peck:''' We’re in.
* '''Otis:''' Great! So, you’re all with me?
* '''All:''' Yes!
* '''Bessie:''' No!
* '''Otis:''' It’s unanimous! 
* '''Bessie:''' Unanimously stupid.