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=== ''The Middle'' === (Late that night Bingo talked to the Dazzlings about the plan through a Walkie-Talkie) * '''Bingo:''' Girls? Do you copy? Over? (Chattering) * '''Adagio Dazzle VO: '''Yes, we copy, over. * '''Bingo:''' Good. My life as test chimp is over. Once I let rid of the pathetic, tumbles cow, and his friends, I'll be head honcho in this barnyard forever! And the rest is all yours. (began to monkey around) * '''Sonata Dusk VO: '''Quit monkeying around. * '''Adagio Dazzle VO:''' Please Sonata, quit with these monkey jokes. * '''Bingo: '''Don't forget. Get recipe for banana lasagna. Oh, that's good stuff. (The next morning, Otis, Pooh, ??????????????????????? are walking in slow motion) * '''Bingo:''' Ooh, ooh, ah...Nice suits. * -Thanks. * '''Bingo:''' All right, fellas, let's light this banana. * '''Freddy:''' We meet again, Brain eater. * '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, everyone knows that an alien's head explodes when you play High-Decibel Polka Music. *'''Leni:''' And the best polka instrument I know of that plays that is accordions! * '''Freddy:''' That's right! Oom-Pa-Pa. * '''Peck:''' You're doomed on the downbeat, and... (They play High-Decibel Polka Music around him all day long, then the next day, they got tired, and blacked out) * '''Bingo:''' You guys done? * '''Freddy:''' Pretty much. (Moments later, Bingo finishes fixing the ship) * '''Bingo:''' What do you think, fellas? She's all repaired and ready to go. * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' It looks like it's fixed. * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Quick question, Pooh. Why're Tigger, Rabbit, and Scruffy coming? * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh that because they want to go to space with us, too. * '''Rabbit:''' Yeah, I want to see the stars. * '''Tigger:''' Yep. That's what Tiggers do's best. * '''Scruffy:''' Well, I always want to see what space is like. * '''Bingo:''' Well, everything's ready? So, we're on our way. * '''Pip:''' Whoa, no way. Otis can't fly this thing, he can barely drive a stick. * '''Otis:''' Pip, relax, it's just a simulated flight. I mean, you know, Bingo wouldn't put his top test team in any kind of danger. Plus, he's not working with Pooh's Arch enemies that we don’t know of. * '''Bingo:''' Simulated...Yeah, you took the words right out of my mouth. Oh, oh, oh, and by the way, one little thing. It's not! (traps the crew) * '''Otis:''' What, hey, what's going on? We're trapped! * '''Bingo:''' That's right, cud boy. I'm sending you into orbit. Course, that's no biggie for someone with your vast space experience. * '''Scruffy: '''But we won't last that long up there. *'''Tigger:''' That's not good. *'''Lincoln:''' I think this whole thing was a lie * '''Pip:''' Well, that's I'm trying to tell you, Man! * '''Otis:''' We were nice to you, We said you could stay with us. Some of us licked you. But why're you doing this?! * '''Bingo:''' Because i spent my whole life taking orders from humans. And I'm not start taking orders from you guys! But don't worry, my new partners, andIi will take care of the rest of your friends. Come on out Girls! (Then the Dazzlings Come Out from Hiding behind a Bush) * '''Adiago Dazzle:''' Hello there. You Miss Us? (Then Pooh, Rabbit, and Tigger Gasp) * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' The Dazzlings! * '''Pip:''' Wait! Who're the Dazzlings? * '''Rabbit:''' The Dazzlings are our Arch Enemies. * '''Tigger:''' Don't worry guys, Pooh will take of care of this. Right, Pooh? * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I will? * '''Tigger:''' I think we're in big trouble. * '''Sonata Dusk:''' Well, then. Have a nice blast. * '''Aria Blaze:''' Finally, a good joke. * '''Bingo:''' Nice one! So then...Ten, nine, other numbers, blast off! (blasted the heroes off into space) That's the last time we're ever gonna hear from Otis and his daring space team. * '''Abby:''' Bingo, what's going on? * '''Pig:''' What happen to Otis and Pip? * '''Timmy Turner:''' Where's Pooh, Sunset, Rabbit and Tigger? * '''Luna: '''Where's Lincoln and Scruffy? * '''Bingo:''' I sent your leaders and their friends on a one way trip. You're all taking from us now. * '''Adagio Dazzle:''' Yeah, so, get to work. * '''Duke:''' What makes you think we're gonna obey you four? * '''Bingo:''' Oh, i don't know, maybe these. (Showing his thumbs making everyone scared) And if that's not enough, i also have an incriminating video of you walking and talking. * '''Pig:''' I put extra termites in this time. * '''Duke:''' This may involve some licking. * '''Pig and Duke:''' Kiss-up! * '''Sonata Dusk:''' And this other video of Wanda and her idiot husband. Thus exposing the proof of..... (doing a Crocker impression) Fairy God Parents! * '''Wanda:''' Drat! (Later in outer space) * '''Otis:''' I can't believe i let that backstabbing monkey and those evil girls do this to us. * '''Lincoln:''' Still, it looks amazing up here. * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Yeah, it looks beautiful out here. * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Yeah. * '''Tigger:''' Uh, guys, this's not a good time for watching something in space. * '''Pip:''' Yeah, we're all gonna die, which should be in about 15 minutes! * '''Otis:''' Pip, Pip, calm down. Remember, the responsible astronaut never panics. * '''Tigger:''' Does anyone have any water? * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Why do you need water, Tigger? * '''Tigger:''' Cause i want to sail the open sea. * '''Pip:''' Well, we can soil ourselves. Think you can sail the ship. * '''Otis:''' Wait a minute...Sailed, Ocean currents...Yeah, i got nothing. * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh bother. * '''Rabbit:''' We got to think of something. * '''Lincoln:''' I got something. Hey, Pip, do you think you and Scruffy can chew us out with your teeth. * '''Pip:''' Why, because we're mice? That's such a stereotype. (Gnawing) hey, this's pretty good. (Back on earth, Pig give Bingo a tray of Bananas but he doesn't like them) * '''Bingo:''' These Bananas are too ripe. Now, get me some that aren't. * '''Adagio Dazzle:''' Give me sandwich with cheese. * '''Sonata Dusk:''' Oh, oh, oh, give me a taco. * '''Bingo:''' Yeah, get these things too. And straighten out that tail. (throws the bananas at Pig's head) * '''Pig:''' Whoa, I hope that's Banana. * '''Aria Blaze:''' Move it, slop eater. * '''Lori:''' No way I'm putting up with this. * '''Eeyore:''' Me neither. * '''Lily:''' Poo-poo. Poo-poo. * '''Freddy:''' Your fate is sealed, alien. * '''Leni:''' Everyone knows that earth water melts your kind. * '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, have at You! * '''Peck:''' Yeah! (throws water at Bingo and The Dazzlings) * '''Sonata Dusk:''' Well, that's a wet test. * '''Aria Blaze:''' This isn't the Wizard of Oz! * '''Adagio Dazzle:''' Ok, now you lost it. * '''Bingo:''' How many times do I have to tell you jerks I am not an alien? Water has no effect on... (Peck throw a bucket at him and he drop a video camera) * '''Adagio Dazzle:''' Hey! You all had to pay for that. * '''Lynn:''' Wanda, if you please. (Wanda turns into a bat) * '''Aria Blaze: '''This's gonna hurt.''' '''(All 3 Dazzling kept getting whacked) * '''Wanda:''' I'm sorry, you wanna turn Timmy? * '''Timmy Turner:''' Nah, good ahead. (Wanda continues to whacking the Dazzlings, also, Sonata drop her camera, too) * '''Pig:''' Oh, look, video cameras. * '''Abby:''' Hey, Bingo, look what else tire swings are good for. AI-YA-YA-YA! (puts a tire on Bingo and The Dazzlings)
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