Editing The Right Cow/Transcript (section)

=== ''The Beginning'' ===
(The scene begins with everyone was sitting around the campfire and Otis was telling a space story)
* '''Otis:''' So there I was, blastin' my ship through hyperspace.
(Everyone gets amazed by his story)
* '''Timmy Turner:''' This's getting intense.
* '''Otis:''' Suddenly I was attacked, by a swarm of deadly space peanuts. I zigged, then I zagged.
* '''Pip:''' Dude I'm pretty sure there's no peanuts in space.
* '''Otis:''' There are probably cashews, I don't know, anyway...
* '''Pip:''' Where the cow find the money to get a spaceship?
* '''Otis:''' I sold my bottle cap collection, can I finish my awesome true space story?
* '''Peck:''' Yeah, Pip, quit interrupting. Tell us what happen next Otis?
* '''Freddy:''' I bet he was invaded by vicious brain eating aliens.
* '''Pig:''' I never had brains, I bet it's good.
* '''Loud's Sisters:''' Eww.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Were you in a meteor shower?
* '''Luna:''' I bet he was about to be sucked in a black hole.
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' Maybe he went to our outer space club.
* '''Olive Doyle:''' You have a club in outer space?
* '''Ferb Fletcher:''' Yeah, our dad bought it online when he thought it was just a star.
* '''Otis:''' Anyway, there i was, facing certain space doom...
* '''Freddy:''' OOH, A UFO, A UFO!
* '''Otis:''' I'm getting to that. Just then, a UFO appeared.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' No! There's not a real UFO coming to this way!
* '''Tigger:''' Otis! Duck!
* '''Otis:''' Huh?
(The ship crashed)
* '''Peck:''' Huh?
* '''Freddy:''' It's aliens, they've found you Otis! They want revenge.
* '''Otis:''' It landed over there, Come on.
* '''Candace Flynn: '''You think it's Meep again?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Maybe Candace, or it's Mark Chang again hiding from his ex-wife again.
* '''Lori:''' How did that work out?
* '''Wanda:''' Believe us. You don't want to know.
(Then then slowly walk to the UFO and it opening very slow, as a short space man comes up. Then everyone gasps)
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Mark?
* '''Phineas Flynn: '''Meep?
* '''Otis:''' Excuse me...
* '''Space Man:''' Don't zap me, it wasn't my fault. I pressed all the right buttons.
* '''Otis:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa, no one's gonna zap you. It's OK, it's OK.
* '''Space Man:''' The computer froze. I mean, what was I supposed to do, I...Wait a Minute. Are you People...animals?
* '''Pig:''' Yes, we're earth animals. No harm you.
* '''Space Man:''' Ugh, what a relief. (then it takes off his helmet and it turns that it's a monkey) I thought you were humans.
* '''Freddy:''' The alien's disguised himself as a monkey!
* '''Cosmo:''' Run for it!
* '''Leni: '''Get it away from me!
(Then Freddy, Peck, Cosmo, and Leni ran away and screaming)
* '''Pip:''' So, do monkeys fling poop on your planet too?
* '''Otis:''' Pip, he's not a alien, he's from Earth. He's a real animal test pilot, Awesome!
* '''Bingo:''' Oh yeah. It's a rich full life. The name's Bingo, test chimp number 657. Let me get this straight. There's no one around here but us animals?
* '''Otis:''' Yep, the farmer's at his sister's house in Pacoima. So...Just us. Except for those guys, they're cool.
* -Yeah, we know animals can talk.
* -And we'll keep your secret. You have our world.
* '''Bingo:''' Sweet. As we say in the space business...(howling)
* '''Pig:''' Ah, he's adorable. Wonder if he juggles.
* '''Luan:''' Well, if he does, hope he doesn't go bananas. (laughs)
* '''Rabbit:''' (moans)
* '''Scruffy:''' I knew she was gonna say that.
* '''Bingo:''' Say, cow guy. Got any grub around here? I'm been eating soy pellets for the last 36 days.
* '''Otis:''' Bingo, our barnyard is your barnyard.
* '''Lisa:''' And it's soy pellet free.
* '''Bingo:''' We'll keep that in mind. (thinking to himself)
* '''Timmy Turner:''' What?
* '''Bingo:''' Oh, nothing.
(Somewhere, far off in a distance, the Dazzlings are watching them through some Binoculars)
* '''Adagio Dazzle:''' Yes! The plan's working well as we hoped.
* '''Sonata Dusk:''' Well, he'd better not, Monkey Up.
* '''Aria Blaze:''' Sonata, please stop saying Monkey Jokes?
(Back to the Barnyard, Bingo enjoys eating banana lasagna)
* '''Bingo:''' Mmm...Who knew you could make Lasagna out of Bananas?
* '''Otis:''' Please, have some more. Pig, feed the Hungry space chimp over here, pronto.
* '''Pig:''' Oh, way ahead of you, Otis. I put extra termites in this time.
* '''Bingo:''' You rule, Porky.
(Duke comes in)
* '''Duke:''' I was told that there's a monkey that needs grooming.
* '''Otis:''' Right here Duke, give him the deluxe treatment.
* '''Duke:''' You got it. This may involve some licking.
* '''Bingo:''' Hold that thought, huh? A tire swing. Come to papa. (began swinging on the swing)
* '''Abby:''' Monkey on the Tire Swing, I'm in.
* '''Tigger:''' Make way!
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Wait for me!
* '''Lynn:''' Me too.
(Some of the others join Bingo until he landed on the table)
* '''Bingo:''' Otis, your barnyard's more fun than a barrel of me. I could really get use to this.
* '''Freddy:''' Die brain sucking alien.
* '''Cosmo:''' We found your weakness.
* '''Leni:''' Our earth form flu viruses will stop your reign of horror.
* '''Peck:''' Yeah, be prepared of power weird fake sneezes!
(They began to sneeze on him)
* '''Wanda:''' Quit sneezing on our guest.
* '''Bingo:''' Ok first, I'm not an alien. Second, all my flu shots are up to date. (pulls down his pants and shows his butt) Moon this.
* '''Cosmo:''' (Screams) The Full moon is back!
*'''Leni: '''That's gonna haunt me.
* '''Peck:''' His story checks out.
* '''Freddy:''' We will not let our planet perish.
* '''Cosmo:''' We'll be back!
* '''Otis:''' You know, Bingo, you are more than welcome to stay if you want.
* '''Bingo:''' Really? What would I have to do?
* '''Duke:''' We only got one bylaw, Otis, Pooh, Lincoln, and Sunset are the leaders, so they call the shots.
* '''Bingo: '''Hold on McGruff. You expect an advance primate to take orders from a boy, a girl, a bear, and a cow.
* '''Otis:''' (burps) Is there a problem with that?
* '''Bingo:''' Yeah, look, check out this keen, intelligent gaze. Size of brain case. And do I even have to mention my opposable thumbs?
(Everybody is amazed)
* '''Abby:''' Well Otis is advanced too, Bingo.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, no, don't...
* '''Abby:''' He’s space explorers, just like you.
(Everyone agrees with Abby)
* '''Pip:''' Yeah, Otis, tell him how you invented the space zamboni.
* '''Otis:''' Um..."Invent" is (Then he pushes Pip) such a strong word.
* '''Duke:''' And how you discovered the chewy nougat world Caramel seven, huh?
* '''Otis: '''Yeah, that was...It was all sticky and nougaty and we have to eat our way out and stuff. Wow, look at the time. Well, I've got to go.
* '''Bingo:''' Space Explorer, huh? (talks to Otis) Otis i misjudged you. Not only do i accept your offer to stay but I'm gonna make you...an official space cow.
* '''Otis:''' Space Cow? (spits out milk) Wow, what an honor!
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I'll say.
*-Hey, is it ok if some us be astronauts too?
* '''Bingo:''' Sure. All you gotta do is pass a simple evaluation. How's tomorrow morning 0700 sound?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' We can work with that.
* '''Otis:''' Sir, permission to fling my limbs in a happy dancing manner, sir?
* '''Bingo:''' Knock yourself out.
(Then Otis, started singing and excited)
* -Well, looks like we're going to space!
* -And at this point, nothing can possibly go wrong.
* Bingo: Yeah, nothing.