Editing The Haunting/Transcript (section)

===''The Middle''===
(Otis begins a séance and started muttering)
* '''Leni: '''Is this some kind of incantation spell?
* '''Otis:''' (to Leni) No, it's my sinuses. It's terribly dry in here. OK, let the séance begin. Everyone hold hooves.

(Everyone hold hands. But Bessie's irritated about holding Pip's hand)
* '''Otis:''' Now the special ghost summoning chanting. (turns off lights) Ghostly chanting. Ghostly chanting Chanting ghostly. Chanting chanting, show your self.
* '''Bessie:''' Where'd you get that ridiculous mumbo jumbo?
* '''Otis:''' Right here in ''The Big Book of Ridiculous Mumbo Jumbo''.
* '''Lynn:''' Well, that's a waist of our time.
* '''Lori:''' Maybe we should let Lucy do it.
* '''Pig:''' They're right Otis. Let Lucy handle it. She's the ghost expert.

(Everyone else agrees)
* '''Otis:''' Fine, fine, let the enemy of fun take a crack at it.
* '''Bessie:''' Bout' time. Lucy, show him how it's done.
* '''Lucy:''' It's Madame Lucy.
* '''All:''' Ooh!
* '''Lucy:''' Oh ghostly spirit, reveal yourself so we may speak with you.

(Then the aura appeared and it turned out to be a rabbit ghost amazing everyone, except for Freddy who faints after he saw the rabbit ghost)
* '''Pip:''' Hey look. It's a cute little rabbit.
* '''Abby:''' He must've been the pet of somebody who use to live on the farm.
* '''Otis:''' Mighty spirit, Winky, why do you haunt our barnyard?
* '''Winky:''' My grave was disturbed. Disturbed!
* '''Otis:''' Oh yeah, that was me. I bought this fun shack online off the internet. Oh you should see thing. It's got a bowling alley, a disco--
* '''Winky:''' It has disturbed me!

(Everyone gasps in horror and Freddy faints again)
* '''Otis:''' OK, OK, Winky, try to calm down. Calm down. (stutters) Tell me how can i set your spirit at rest.
* '''Winky:''' Speak these words: Hocus Decaprio Noctum.
* '''Otis:''' And that would put your soul at rest?
* '''Winky:''' Something like that.
* '''Otis:''' Ok, easy enough. Hocus--
* '''Bessie:''' Don't do it Otis! I know that spell. It's one ghosts use to possess people.
* '''Otis:''' Bessie, Bessie, Bessie. You may have a lot of "knowledge" about the "super-natural", but I'm doing it anyway.
* '''All:''' No!!!!
* '''Otis:''' Alright! Alright!  Hocus Decaprio--(Stop by Bessie by covering his mouth with his hat)
* '''Pig:''' Phew. That was close. He almost said Hocus Decaprio Noctum.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Uh, Pig, you just said the spell.
* '''Pig:''' I did? Ahh, crud monkeys. (possessed by Winky)
* '''Winky:''' Excellent. Now that I got a body, I can release my fellow ghost pets, and we shall once more walk the earth. (laughs evilly) Or a least waddle the earth.
* '''Pig:''' Hey that's insulting.
* '''Otis:''' Pig. Fight him! Expel him from your body!
* '''Pig:''' (tries) I can't...It's too strong.
* '''Winky:''' Silence! I control this body now!
* '''Abby:''' You got exactly 5 seconds to get out of my friend Pig. (Suddenly, Winky lifts her into the air)
* '''Peck:''' Come on Fred. Pig needs us.
* '''Freddy:''' Are you kidding? I'm a huge chicken. Mmm, huge chicken. (Freddy bites himself and then they both get lifted into the air)
* '''Lincoln:''' It's just a dead rabbit. Let's get him.
* '''Rabbit:''' Take no prisoners!
* '''Scruffy:''' Charge!
(Winky lifts a few of them into the air)
* '''Everett:''' Try that on me, ya ghost pig.
* '''Pip:''' Everett, don't do it.
* '''Lincoln:''' It's too dangerous.
* '''Everett:''' Why not it's fun! (laughs as he's flung into a wall)
* '''Otis:''' That's it, rabbit! Nobody messes with my friends.
* '''Bessie:''' (comes in with a vacuum) Here use this.
* '''Lynn:''' Bessie, I know the place is dirty, but can we do that after we save our friends?
* '''Bessie:''' It's a Eco-vacuum you moron. For sucking up ghostly spirits.
* '''Otis:''' But what if we suck up Pig's spirit by mistake? He'll be a empty husk with no personality.
* '''Bessie:''' I'm ok with that. Now vacuum him up before he goes wakes up his dead friends!
* '''Winky:''' Too late! (Winky laughs evilly, but he gets stuck in the window)
(Otis started to aim)
* '''Bessie:''' What are you waiting for? Get him!
* '''Otis:''' I can't! I can't risk hurting my best friend.
* '''Pip:''' I thought I was your best friend.
* '''Otis:''' Right, I mean second best friend
* '''Abby:''' I thought I was your second best friend
* '''Otis:''' No, your my best friend on the girls list.
* '''Abby:''' You can't have a different list for girls.
* '''Otis:''' Well, I do. It's pink and all the eyes are dotted with fluffy hearts.
* '''Pip:''' Best friend coming through!
* '''Abby:''' Best male friend!
* '''Pip:''' Whatever!
* '''Everett:''' Whee!!!
* '''Bessie:''' Here, if you can't do it, I will. (She was about to take the shoot, but Winky gets loose and flies off, and everyone falls down to the floor)
* '''Lincoln:''' Ow, my head.
* -Is everyone ok?
* '''Eeyore:''' I think so.
* '''Bessie:''' Great! Now he's going to dig up his friends and we'll all get possessed.
* '''Otis:''' Look don't worry. Pig's still in there. We just need to find a way to reach him. But how? How? And again i ask how?
* -We don't know. You're the one asking.
(Outside, Pig begins digging the other graves)
* '''Pig:''' Need...snack break.
* '''Winky:''' What carrots are enough for you? Now dig!
(When Pig finishes digging, more ghosts rise from the graves: a cat named Mr. Fluffy, a goldfish named Swimmy, and a parrot named Polly)
* '''Winky:''' Guys! Hey, it's me, Winky!
* '''Mr. Fluffy:''' Winky, is that really you?
* '''Swimmy:''' Man, you really let yourself go.
* '''Winky:''' I possessed this body, you idiot. It's the best I can do on short notice.
* '''Polly:''' (squawks) Polly want to possess the living.
* '''Winky:''' And so you shall. There's a bunch of dofus animals as well as a couple of clueless kids in that barn with enough bodies for all of you. Soon, we'll all be walking the earth again. (laughs evilly) Dead pets group handshake!
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* '''Ghosts:''' Dead Pets!